its funny how you dare to show your douchbag face and come up with some stupid argument based on circular reasoning :P i can do that too, which came first god or the god-egg and if you refer to you bible that states god is eternal, then the question STILL remains, who created god
but i guess thats the point where you put up the blindfold and shut your mouth
Dude, i'm a theist and even i know well enough that this line of reasoning is just ignorant.
being a theist of any stripe doesn't mean you have to ignore science... because science will be able to answer (eventually) whether there is or is not a "god." if you ignore science because it could prove that god doesn't exist, you're throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
Hahahahha - what a muppet! He is missing one vital component, a component that is fundamental to all reproduction, a component that happens every time and precedes the chicken and the egg, but which is an integral component to the question and influences the consequence of the chicken (or egg). The first thing to come is not the chicken or the egg, but the thing that has an integral part, and which always 'comes' FIRST . . . . . . . the cock!
its not about chickens and eggs, its actually more like where did the process begin because fish, fish eggs, chickens... all had previous ancestors. It all began with simple chemicals like R N A, a sister molecule of D N A. A much more simple strand. Simple R N A is far more capable of reproducing than D N A and is a logical choice for the origins of evolution because once something begins reproducing its best will get to reproduce themselves. as a result evolution begins.
chickens are related to dinosaurs, so some dinosaurs slowly evolved into chickens each generation. (its called EVOLUTION). tHERE FORE THE EGG CAME FIRST (aFTER a series of evolutionary mutations or geographically caused changes in DNA) causing a very close relative of the modern chicken laying an egg which hatched into the first modern chicken!!! BITch You JuSt GoT oWned!!
The answer lies in the holiness of the mighty creator that is the Flying spaghetti monster. How can people be so foolish and believe in a zombie when the truth lies but a noodle away. May you be all blessed and touched by his holy appendages of the Flying spaghetti monster.
actually British scientists discovered that the chicken came first but I don't know about that and doesn't really care. Maybe the world and everything has always existed isn't that what christians imagine of God, that he/she has existed for eternal.
hey stupid! Stop trying to shove your beliefs down the throats of everyone, if you live in AMERICA, people here have the right to believe what ever they want!!
@AndreII182II Quick question... So what do you call the healings Jesus did for the lepers,blind,lame & deaf? Scientific Phenomenon? or Divine Miracles?
@xGenjaix I call the Bible., Gods Word. & if u dont believe.. Then what about recent healings and miracles that have NO scientific explanation?, a scientific phenomenon or divine miracles?
@papurazzi123 You know what I called them? Written.. Jesus was a man, and a great man, not a God, nor the son of one. And those "healings" aren't even proven to be true. Either way, whether its a phenomenon or not, science is consistently trying to find answers and prove things instead of saying its because of God or Jesus. That's the difference between the two. Would you rather search for a light in the dark or admit you're blind? Same concept.
@AndreII182II Your right Jesus was/is not a god. But u say the son of one as if there is many.. No, there is One and One only & He IS God Almighty The Most High. So the healings arent "proven" to be true huh? Your a fool if you dont believe. There were SO many witnesses that testified to that, plus, Why did Herod send his troops to find Him, they slayed every kid under two in the city.The high priests, saducces and all in power wouldnt of chased down a man who showed no proof of being the Christ
@AndreII182II Another thing,I dont need to search for a light in the dark, the Light is with me and always will be. Lest I leave my first love.U need proof to believe friend but Faith does not walk by sight.Jesus is Christ!The prophets prophesised of Him.God sent Him into this world to be our Savior.Ever since the fall of man we been doomed for hell, Christ is the Redemmer.The way the truth and the light, He sits at the right hand side of God. He can deliver you. If your willing. Peace b with u
The egg came first, the natural mutation and the new DNA was within it. Later on, until this day, we have the chicken which we know of today. The layer of the egg has been some kind of pre-historical animal, which carried the gene to mutate. There you have it (the short way though).
Hey dumbass, the first living cell came before any egg and through natural selection, it produced all the diversity of life around us. Stay in school fool!
Story of life on earth for atheist: protons form at big bang, collect into massive swirling clouds, then into massive stars, higher elements formed in the core due to gravitational forces. Higher elements from dead stars (super nova) form rocky planets, planets with stable orbits lying within "carbon life zone" have water transplanted by comets, organic molecules form naturally, hundreds of billions of years of evolution later, Humans and everything else. Creationists: God did it. -___________-
atheist don't necessarily believe in scientology...lmfao god never said which one came first
Judaism, Catholicism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Budaism, etc. all of their foundational beliefs, holy practises & fascinating stories ORIGINATED from either ancient Egyptology, Mythology, Astrology, even from other OLDER/UNPOPULAR religions. IT IS A FACT that these common beliefs & practises existed 1000s of years BEFORE YOUR RELIGION came about. ALL of these BOOKS contain PLAGIARISM of PAGANISM!
Wow, you ask atheists a question then start portraying them in a stupid manner like we're slow and narrow-minded. Any atheist would ignore your question as it has no relevance to how evolution actually started because it's a paradox, and we all know evolution didn't magically spawn an egg or chicken. Yet you seem to know the answer so how about you find it for me? Go back in time and tell me. Find it out yourself instead of relying on the Bible for once.
i'll tell you what came first, cells such as bacteria started to form from chemical reactions which some of evolved into things like fish, then amphibians and reptiles, then bird which ended up with a chicken. Maybe god made those cells but it's more likely that religion just got destroyed with one answer.
Having watched this video, I am now 100 percent atheist. This argument would work well on someone in second grade but it wasn't conceived or executed above a grade school level. Now we'll get how the platypus is proof of "intelligent design" a la Kirk Cameron. Spectacularly stupid and incredibly poor reasoning.
Retarted video destroyed with one fact: War and other violent conflicts throughout time have been caused by RELIGION. Yes, RELIGION. An example: The Suni's and the Shites have been fighting for the longest time over some stupid religion problems. This guy is a tool.
Oh you're right, this is proof that a warlock with a beard descended from space and started shitting out humans and chickens and trees and oceans for a week. Excuse us for our illogical theories of evolution and that for each generation what came out of the egg resembled a chicken more and more. Sorry, goodbye.
umm yeah umm so i umm am umm gonna right my expert opinion here because umm i'm a genius and umm i have all the answers like these umm FUCKERS below this comment....umm...
Chicken is a bird, birds are related to dinosaurs. The chicken could be a mutation, or the next evolutionary step. Or this have happened over time, in both cases, the chicken came out of the egg, laid by it's ancestor. The dinosaur became the chicken, roughly...
Is a chicken egg a chicken egg because it was laid by a chicken or is it a chicken egg because a chicken laid it, or do both conditions have to be satisfied? If you can answer that, I can answer your question. :)
actually neither the chicken nor the egg came first.. what came first was the SEX PILUS! thats right folks. the single celled organisms that constituted the first life on earth, although primarily asexual, were able to genetically recombine by exchanging genes through a little portal known as the sex pilus. the egg is another pathway for genetic recombination, just more complex
And btw i learned that my sophomore year of school in ap bio. so your ignorance is greater than that of a high schooler
I hate this fucking question! It's the egg you motherfuck! Something laid an egg that wasn't a chicken and due to mutation or EVOLUTION, the contents of the egg were ever so slightly different. Thereby making it an egg. So STFU you Ali G wannanbe.
@Jetstream1411 He may not be smarter.In fact, he may even be less smart, than that lump of bread I forgot in the breadbox for 3 weeks. But he wears a funny hat (even TWO!) and I for one think that makes him very trustworthy.
Go to a copyshop & get lot of credits. Copy a blank sheet of paper, take the copy, go to another copy machine & repeat 10^10 times. how does the paper looks like? The process of coping, including external influences (scratches, dust, defects of the machines etc.) is evolution.
Along the way, you will find patterns & images - start a new branch of copies from those, every time there is a significant change & you will end up with a multitude of evolutionary branches.
An egg is basically an ovum, a single cell organism, that grows through meiosis; missing some DNA often added with spermatozoa. (BTW: the reason for a system two split into sexes and mix up DNA is to enhance the speed of mutation and thus of evolution).
So the correct answer is: THE CHICKEN IS THE EGG!
It is nothing but a multitude of copies of a single egg/cell; as almost all living things on this planet are probably just copies of a few different single cells formed some billion years ago.
Everybody chill the fuck out, i got this. First came the bonding of certain compounds near volcanic vents to form amino acids. These amino acids found their way into bubbles created by such vents, and pop, you got yourself a motherfucking cell. Then came the archaebacteria, and the rest is just motherfucking history. /thread
Evolutionary Theory dictates that at some point a genetic mutation within an embryo (contained inside an egg) caused a variation in the bird that developed enabling it to survive more successfully than its close relations without the mutation. The genetic code of this bird was then past on to its offspring who, due to also possessing this mutation, out performed their competitors to dominate the vast majority of the gene pool. These birds are what we call Chickens, therefore, the egg came first.
And as for this dipshit in the video , if he had an ounce of sense by looking up the term " amoeba " , which is a single celled bacterial organism that can reproduce with itself without a mate then that adds another possibility and a + for darwins theory of relativity and not a fad god , and his religion
@dreigel411Vin " Who the fuck do you think you are calling us atheists low lives, because we do not belivee in a fad religion " let me just remind your foundation of religion is based on a talking snake , a theoretical book , a new testament that is older than the old testament , ( which leaves room for major readjustment " , a religion that frowns upon the use of condoms ( which is the cause of 85% of AIDS in the eastern hemisphere, and countless other things that i can list on
evolution doesnt try to answer how life orriginated thats what abiogenesis accounts for. evolution answers how that life evolves and is backed up with math + computer simulations and fossils etc.
Science has actually managed to create the perfect protein pool necessary to begin self-sustaining single celled life, proving that it's possible in nature. These single celled organisms would continue to reproduce asexually and evolve until they became a chicken, who laid an egg. So what came first, the chicken or the egg? Science.
@BenyMoreGamer You have a top comment. It wasnt hard to find. You are probably a very intelligent person. But CALLING OUR FIRST AMENDMENT "SAD" IS A STUPID THING TO SAY.. OH AND BY THE WAY, IM NOT TYPING IN A RAGE. MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN, AND I GOT TIRED OF USING THE SHIFT BUTTON
@IcanKnitt Oh I see. My bad bro. I wasn't calling the first amendment sad, I meant that it's sad that people use it as an excuse to spew nonsense and bullshit rather than intelligibly expressing their ideas.
@BenyMoreGamer Sad indeed, when someone completely ignorant of what a rational, logical argument means "ingeniously refutes mountains of evidence with a single question".
To think that some of the viewers may actually give credibility to this guy's "arguments". Just think of the cost to society when more idiots hear and adopt this village idiot's point of view.
Unfortunately, the expression "Freedom isn't free" is very true.
To clarify this: an egg that spawns a chicken is called a "chicken egg"; so if we take the point of evolution into perspective, an organism will pass on genes that are a little bit different than it's own. So an organism can produce other organisms a little bit different than them selves: thus over time a non-chicken laid an egg that had the genes to produce a more "chicken-like"-chicken, and if you look further down this line, eventually a non-chicken laid a "chicken egg" containing a chicken
your gods not real. which i guess must be hard to bear for you, since nobody loves you, you're gonna die alone, and your too stupid to even wear a hat right. shave, take off that stupid hat, abandon the whole bronze age Palestinian horseshit and educate yourself. 'theology destroyed with one question'? what kind of god makes fuckwits like you? BANG. Gott ist Tott.
Prediction Jesus would be betrayed for thirty pieces of silver. Probability: 1 chance in 50. The Old Testament prediction And I said unto them, If ye think good, give me my price; And if not forebear. So they weighed for my price thirty pieces of silver (Zechariah 11:12) The New Testament Fulfillment And [Judas Iscariot]Said unto them, What will ye give me, and I wil deliver Jesus Unto you? And they covenated with him for thirty pieces of silver (Matthew 26:15 Explain hw he kw 500yrs b4
Show me that God does exist plus the bible says alot of things that arent true so how can you belive somthing that is lying to your face jesus wasen killed on a cross he was impaled on a steak according to the vatican its a wothless religoin
Hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon compounds formed together to create amino acids, which are the basic units of dna. DNA is the basic unit of cells and life. Hydrogen molecules were created after the singularity that began the universe made the building blocks of atoms (quarks, protons, neutrons) that formed together to make hydrogen and helium. Hydrogen and helium formed massive stars, and when they exploded they synthesized the heavier elements (carbon and oxygen). Understand?
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. hey....you're a fuckin idiot. And you obviously have no faith in this, seeing as you disabled the like/dislikes. If you're going you make a piece of shit arguement, at least stand by it. Fuckin douchebag.
I am in secondary school and even I understand the process of evolution. it's down to mutations. he's asking 'what came first the chicken or the chicken egg' but the chicken didn't come from a chicken egg, it was offspring which had mutations.
Neither came first you tit... Archaeopteryx came before the chicken, as the chicken evolved from that... eat shit, when you die and you realise you spent your whole life praising nothing, ima smile.
when I am the ruler of the world you and others who believe in magical superstition from thousands of years ago made up because people couldn't explain the world around them will be put to death.
This video shows a complete lack of understanding of the process of evolution so shocking that only a public execution will suffice as punishment.
a close relative of the chicken was evolved from microscopic organisms and evolved into chickens that lay eggs u idiot! u sed it urself "its ok to believe in evolution and christianity! u arnt making ur case any better u now...
religious or atheist, who cares? you cant prove a god exists, then again you cant disprove, so believe what you want, just stop trying to change everyone else's minds.
I love how religious nuts answer any question they don't understand with "god did it". Okay let's answer the question. "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" The answer is quite simple, the egg came first as chickens have evolved from reptiles, we know this when we examine a chicken embryo. A lot of reptiles lay eggs and chickens have evolved from reptiles and they too lay eggs and egg laying reptiles evolved from reptiles that give birth to live you. It's EVOLUTION. There is no god!
@bobrobertMT Who cares?? Not like the people who don't like my CAPS matter anyway. They can barely understand themselves if at all. Let alone understand the importance of any message!
What a dumb qeustion sir. How can the argument because the other thing can't be answered (the chicken or egg first), immediately lead to: it has been created. To answer your qeustion: It depends on it's predecessor, if it's predecessor could be considered a chicken then the chicken was first else the egg (if it would gain those traits then). This how ever is unsolvable because what defines a chicken? We can't make those accurate answers from the fossil record, as far as I know mind you.
Simple answer to this. We don't know, as it happened a very long time ago. My bet is on the egg, as that is what hatches into the chicken and would likely have been laid by whatever we consider the predecessor to the chicken, though it is a slow process and finding that link is very unlikely.
This just leads to an end of 'What created the universe?'
My response to that: What created god?
If the universe can not have spontaneously happened out of nothing, neither can god.
@dathwampeer so basically you're saying chickens always existed? Never heard of the Big bang? Proof that the universe had a beginning. I can't tell whether you're twisting basic logic on purpose or because you have brain issues (in wich case i'm truly sorry). Either way your pride will get you nowhere good (i.e hell?).
Wake up: you were recently some sperm and you'll soon be a pile of bones so stop acting with such pride towards your creator.
@scottriano I was interested until you threatened me with Hell.
No, The chicken didn't always exist, but the old adage of the chicken and the egg is faulty logic. Neither came first in the state we know them today. A chicken didn't magically appear just like an egg didn't magically appear. It's a very long lineage of minor mutations that lead all the way back to microscopic life. But if you have this much trouble with evolution, I'm not even gonna try explaining abiogenesis.
@dathwampeer I'm not even questionning evolution here, (it would take too much time at any rate to repair darwins and new-age so called scientists propaganda over rebel opportunist youth). I'm pointing the big bang: an answer?
Watch the Movie the signs on vimeo it deals about all this if you'd like to have some real scientific facts for a change.
@scottriano Who the hell brought up the big bang? We're talking about the ridiculous adage this dingle brought up.
And I'll watch the video. But I'll not have you, a random anonymous youtuber tell me what real scientific facts are. Your condescension does you no favours.
@scottriano That intro is horrible, talk about propoganda. Whoever edited that video need to tone it down.
7 minutes in, that guy hasn't got a dicking clue what he's talking about. No atheist says the universe is eternal, and I think you'd be hard pressed to find any who don't believe that it emerged 15billion years ago.
And how everything came to be is exactly what CERN are working on. Real answers don't fall out of the sky.
@scottriano Look, I'll watch the video, but I see exactly where this is going. Twisting real scientific theory, combined with bloated strawmen about atheistic beliefs to somehow further religion.
@scottriano The big bang is a theory that's been knocking around for a long time now. And guess what, that's what scientists do. The present an hypothesis and they test it.
Red shift and background radiation proved beyond reasonable doubt that the universe must have had a beginning. No atheist alive today who has even a small understanding of the universe believe it to be eternal. Stop arguing strawmen. That's all the video you linked me to did.
Sigh... Not ALL atheists wear sideways yellow hats!
undeadhead 18 hours ago
@pinball281
my friend I feel dumber responding to your crap but
Im in a good mood so ima tell you what, nobody is talking about man growing out from fish,
SEARCH FOR OPARIN HALDANE, thats all I can say, please do it, educate yourself he explains how everything was originated.
molecules together create cells, cell creates tissues, tissues creates organisms, therefore
shut up, my man
MrHattakilla 1 day ago
this doesnt destroy atheism just proves that some people need answers where as atheists dont care... they dont claim certainty without evidence
ThePantherhawk 1 day ago
its funny how you dare to show your douchbag face and come up with some stupid argument based on circular reasoning :P i can do that too, which came first god or the god-egg and if you refer to you bible that states god is eternal, then the question STILL remains, who created god
but i guess thats the point where you put up the blindfold and shut your mouth
destrakkejakke 1 day ago
Then who was fone!??!?!?!!!!
abagailkolk 1 day ago
So what your telling me is that someone Floated up and made everything?
peterddakmagic 3 days ago
Created through evolution you ignorant man child ...
BooBooMomma020711 3 days ago
Dude, i'm a theist and even i know well enough that this line of reasoning is just ignorant.
being a theist of any stripe doesn't mean you have to ignore science... because science will be able to answer (eventually) whether there is or is not a "god." if you ignore science because it could prove that god doesn't exist, you're throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
WMBrown 3 days ago
Hahahahha - what a muppet! He is missing one vital component, a component that is fundamental to all reproduction, a component that happens every time and precedes the chicken and the egg, but which is an integral component to the question and influences the consequence of the chicken (or egg). The first thing to come is not the chicken or the egg, but the thing that has an integral part, and which always 'comes' FIRST . . . . . . . the cock!
burtyboarder 4 days ago
Well u might understand atheism but not evalution
theruteshow 4 days ago
U obviously don't understand atheism or evaluation!
theruteshow 4 days ago
You obviously don't understand evolution very well. Birds evolved from egg laying reptiles and therefore the egg did in fact come before the chicken.
cunsoloj 4 days ago
the egg came first numb nuts
Somdude1000 4 days ago
Pat condell is not a liar, your username is a lie.
DisturbingRainbow 4 days ago
The ignorance is strong in this one.
pacemasterpro 4 days ago 7
@pacemasterpro yes... Lucky us he joined the dark side
jahlstrand1995 4 days ago
its not about chickens and eggs, its actually more like where did the process begin because fish, fish eggs, chickens... all had previous ancestors. It all began with simple chemicals like R N A, a sister molecule of D N A. A much more simple strand. Simple R N A is far more capable of reproducing than D N A and is a logical choice for the origins of evolution because once something begins reproducing its best will get to reproduce themselves. as a result evolution begins.
confuseTHEmasses 5 days ago
WHO GIVES A FUK CHICKEN AND EGGS TASTE AWESOME
TROLLWITHBIGBALLS 5 days ago
chickens are related to dinosaurs, so some dinosaurs slowly evolved into chickens each generation. (its called EVOLUTION). tHERE FORE THE EGG CAME FIRST (aFTER a series of evolutionary mutations or geographically caused changes in DNA) causing a very close relative of the modern chicken laying an egg which hatched into the first modern chicken!!! BITch You JuSt GoT oWned!!
buffalo827 6 days ago
The answer lies in the holiness of the mighty creator that is the Flying spaghetti monster. How can people be so foolish and believe in a zombie when the truth lies but a noodle away. May you be all blessed and touched by his holy appendages of the Flying spaghetti monster.
jothewouser 6 days ago 7
actually British scientists discovered that the chicken came first but I don't know about that and doesn't really care. Maybe the world and everything has always existed isn't that what christians imagine of God, that he/she has existed for eternal.
Golgafrinchan1 1 week ago
Egg laying species came long before the chicken, aka the chicken came first. This question has been answered plenty of times.
xGenjaix 1 week ago
Seriously.
TimmytheTesty 1 week ago
YES!!:)) that was awesome.
papurazzi123 1 week ago
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atheism in one word "bullshit"
PandemicAsylum 1 week ago
hey stupid! Stop trying to shove your beliefs down the throats of everyone, if you live in AMERICA, people here have the right to believe what ever they want!!
raeven1212 1 week ago
What came first God or Mankind? Simple... mankind did. We created God. And you still don't get the hint, science looks for answers, religion guesses.
AndreII182II 1 week ago
@AndreII182II Quick question... So what do you call the healings Jesus did for the lepers,blind,lame & deaf? Scientific Phenomenon? or Divine Miracles?
papurazzi123 1 week ago
@papurazzi123 Or made up? What do you call the Bible? A work of truth or simply a fairytale? Stupid question.
xGenjaix 1 week ago
@xGenjaix I call the Bible., Gods Word. & if u dont believe.. Then what about recent healings and miracles that have NO scientific explanation?, a scientific phenomenon or divine miracles?
papurazzi123 1 week ago
@papurazzi123 You know what I called them? Written.. Jesus was a man, and a great man, not a God, nor the son of one. And those "healings" aren't even proven to be true. Either way, whether its a phenomenon or not, science is consistently trying to find answers and prove things instead of saying its because of God or Jesus. That's the difference between the two. Would you rather search for a light in the dark or admit you're blind? Same concept.
AndreII182II 6 days ago
@AndreII182II Your right Jesus was/is not a god. But u say the son of one as if there is many.. No, there is One and One only & He IS God Almighty The Most High. So the healings arent "proven" to be true huh? Your a fool if you dont believe. There were SO many witnesses that testified to that, plus, Why did Herod send his troops to find Him, they slayed every kid under two in the city.The high priests, saducces and all in power wouldnt of chased down a man who showed no proof of being the Christ
papurazzi123 4 days ago
@AndreII182II Another thing,I dont need to search for a light in the dark, the Light is with me and always will be. Lest I leave my first love.U need proof to believe friend but Faith does not walk by sight.Jesus is Christ!The prophets prophesised of Him.God sent Him into this world to be our Savior.Ever since the fall of man we been doomed for hell, Christ is the Redemmer.The way the truth and the light, He sits at the right hand side of God. He can deliver you. If your willing. Peace b with u
papurazzi123 4 days ago
@papurazzi123 Thank you for the good gesture, but the light was a metaphor.
AndreII182II 4 days ago
I hope you don't have offspring.
T1ERGAMERS 1 week ago
Answer this idiot: Who created God? Oh...? That's right.
gurra1351 1 week ago
Such an ignorant video it's unreal.
Javariko 1 week ago
such crap.
genome0giveaway 1 week ago
oh my god.
genome0giveaway 1 week ago
Dinosaurs came first, they slowly evolved into chickens , so the answer is the EGG YOU IDIOT.
GJ on getting nominated for crocoduck you deserve it, at first I thought you where satirical now I realize you are really stupid.
pandorachild 1 week ago
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If you re-arrange the letters in "faith", you spell "microwave".
Don't test it, just believe me. :)
Stevenbfg 1 week ago
The chicken comes from an egg? Well one sheep came from a test tube... just sayin'.
Someoneyouthinkuknow 1 week ago
*Although there was life before the egg, which i forgot to mention previosley*
FEAR0226 1 week ago
The egg came first, the natural mutation and the new DNA was within it. Later on, until this day, we have the chicken which we know of today. The layer of the egg has been some kind of pre-historical animal, which carried the gene to mutate. There you have it (the short way though).
FEAR0226 1 week ago
Circular logic is all it is
airrocker001 2 weeks ago
I flagged this for fraud and lies.
Jeorgy92 2 weeks ago
FUCKING IGNORANT! If god existed he wouldn't create retarded people like you..
Jeorgy92 2 weeks ago
Wow! What a dick
haydnsamuels73 2 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure eggs came before chickens because Eggs were laid by creatures before chickens and the question isn't
"what came first the chicken or the chicken egg?" as it is "what came first the chicken or the EGG"
TheLfc2010 2 weeks ago
Hey dumbass, the first living cell came before any egg and through natural selection, it produced all the diversity of life around us. Stay in school fool!
Blackman1000ify 2 weeks ago
good point.
at330606 2 weeks ago
Story of life on earth for atheist: protons form at big bang, collect into massive swirling clouds, then into massive stars, higher elements formed in the core due to gravitational forces. Higher elements from dead stars (super nova) form rocky planets, planets with stable orbits lying within "carbon life zone" have water transplanted by comets, organic molecules form naturally, hundreds of billions of years of evolution later, Humans and everything else. Creationists: God did it. -___________-
WakeSideLife 2 weeks ago
I'm still an Atheist after watching this.
daveiba 2 weeks ago
atheist don't necessarily believe in scientology...lmfao god never said which one came first
Judaism, Catholicism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Budaism, etc. all of their foundational beliefs, holy practises & fascinating stories ORIGINATED from either ancient Egyptology, Mythology, Astrology, even from other OLDER/UNPOPULAR religions. IT IS A FACT that these common beliefs & practises existed 1000s of years BEFORE YOUR RELIGION came about. ALL of these BOOKS contain PLAGIARISM of PAGANISM!
kfc667 2 weeks ago
Chickens evolved from small raptor-like dinosaurs with feathers called the Archaeopteryx.
Chickens didn't evolve from fish. They didn't have to be created.... they evolved from this freaky looking creature.
mkh16475 2 weeks ago
Wow, you ask atheists a question then start portraying them in a stupid manner like we're slow and narrow-minded. Any atheist would ignore your question as it has no relevance to how evolution actually started because it's a paradox, and we all know evolution didn't magically spawn an egg or chicken. Yet you seem to know the answer so how about you find it for me? Go back in time and tell me. Find it out yourself instead of relying on the Bible for once.
TheDarkDimensions 3 weeks ago
i'll tell you what came first, cells such as bacteria started to form from chemical reactions which some of evolved into things like fish, then amphibians and reptiles, then bird which ended up with a chicken. Maybe god made those cells but it's more likely that religion just got destroyed with one answer.
SuperAnthonological 3 weeks ago
Having watched this video, I am now 100 percent atheist. This argument would work well on someone in second grade but it wasn't conceived or executed above a grade school level. Now we'll get how the platypus is proof of "intelligent design" a la Kirk Cameron. Spectacularly stupid and incredibly poor reasoning.
the567thDoctor 3 weeks ago
religion destroyed in 1 question, if there is a god who or what created him?
MrMasonx742 3 weeks ago
@MrMasonx742 nobody did he existed for all time
hamzah1234561 3 weeks ago
@hamzah1234561 thats not possible someone/thing must have created him, if he existed all this time that could me an egg or chicken could have to,
MrMasonx742 3 weeks ago
@avenger875 - one more thing that's infinite... This fkn video!! Felt that way, anyway...
DB9668 3 weeks ago
Noooooo, here's a REAL question... Who came out of your grandmother (singular) first, your mother or your father???
DB9668 3 weeks ago
this makes me embarrassed to be religious
McMoney69 3 weeks ago
I hate every single millisecond of this video
kylewallis113 3 weeks ago
Does this dick have a single video that does not involve a strawman?
whanethewhip 3 weeks ago
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Extra extra! Retard thought he was capable of intelligent argument.
The two things that are infinite:the Universe and human stupidity.
avenger875 3 weeks ago
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avenger875 3 weeks ago
Retarted video destroyed with one fact: War and other violent conflicts throughout time have been caused by RELIGION. Yes, RELIGION. An example: The Suni's and the Shites have been fighting for the longest time over some stupid religion problems. This guy is a tool.
AverageSpaghetti 3 weeks ago
Oh you're right, this is proof that a warlock with a beard descended from space and started shitting out humans and chickens and trees and oceans for a week. Excuse us for our illogical theories of evolution and that for each generation what came out of the egg resembled a chicken more and more. Sorry, goodbye.
Jlewholla 3 weeks ago
umm yeah umm so i umm am umm gonna right my expert opinion here because umm i'm a genius and umm i have all the answers like these umm FUCKERS below this comment....umm...
anistonlover08 3 weeks ago
Then where do you think god came from man? If you explain that you would have a good point..
ethan4sk8 4 weeks ago
Chicken is a bird, birds are related to dinosaurs. The chicken could be a mutation, or the next evolutionary step. Or this have happened over time, in both cases, the chicken came out of the egg, laid by it's ancestor. The dinosaur became the chicken, roughly...
ExperimentalGround 4 weeks ago
Is a chicken egg a chicken egg because it was laid by a chicken or is it a chicken egg because a chicken laid it, or do both conditions have to be satisfied? If you can answer that, I can answer your question. :)
neuroiq 4 weeks ago
actually neither the chicken nor the egg came first.. what came first was the SEX PILUS! thats right folks. the single celled organisms that constituted the first life on earth, although primarily asexual, were able to genetically recombine by exchanging genes through a little portal known as the sex pilus. the egg is another pathway for genetic recombination, just more complex
And btw i learned that my sophomore year of school in ap bio. so your ignorance is greater than that of a high schooler
laxstar147 1 month ago
Excuse me Mr Atheist ! lol
lahoucine66 1 month ago
I hate this fucking question! It's the egg you motherfuck! Something laid an egg that wasn't a chicken and due to mutation or EVOLUTION, the contents of the egg were ever so slightly different. Thereby making it an egg. So STFU you Ali G wannanbe.
JustDontRobMe 1 month ago
@JustDontRobMe i can't believe that this guy questions evolution...
HES SMARTER THAN 150 YEARS OF BIOLOGISTS AND THEIR RESEARCH
Jetstream1411 1 month ago
@Jetstream1411 He may not be smarter.In fact, he may even be less smart, than that lump of bread I forgot in the breadbox for 3 weeks. But he wears a funny hat (even TWO!) and I for one think that makes him very trustworthy.
ImpendingDeathProd 1 month ago
Exercise:
Go to a copyshop & get lot of credits. Copy a blank sheet of paper, take the copy, go to another copy machine & repeat 10^10 times. how does the paper looks like? The process of coping, including external influences (scratches, dust, defects of the machines etc.) is evolution.
Along the way, you will find patterns & images - start a new branch of copies from those, every time there is a significant change & you will end up with a multitude of evolutionary branches.
OMorchoe 1 month ago
An egg is basically an ovum, a single cell organism, that grows through meiosis; missing some DNA often added with spermatozoa. (BTW: the reason for a system two split into sexes and mix up DNA is to enhance the speed of mutation and thus of evolution).
So the correct answer is: THE CHICKEN IS THE EGG!
It is nothing but a multitude of copies of a single egg/cell; as almost all living things on this planet are probably just copies of a few different single cells formed some billion years ago.
OMorchoe 1 month ago
Actually, chickens came from dinosaurs, which came from sealife, which came from cells which came from DNA and RNA.
Boxanadu 1 month ago
The chicken,
Boxanadu 1 month ago
OMG you're right , probably god was like - FUCK THIS we need chickens. created an egg or a chicken and then was like - FUCK YEAH.
ValorAMV 1 month ago
it's realy pathetic of you to try to push your belifs on other people.....why couldn't your religion teach you to just be happy and live in harmony?
lion100011 1 month ago
Where did god come from then? Did you watch the response video? It made you look foolish.
butladaballa 1 month ago
Everybody chill the fuck out, i got this. First came the bonding of certain compounds near volcanic vents to form amino acids. These amino acids found their way into bubbles created by such vents, and pop, you got yourself a motherfucking cell. Then came the archaebacteria, and the rest is just motherfucking history. /thread
boscodash 1 month ago
Evolutionary Theory dictates that at some point a genetic mutation within an embryo (contained inside an egg) caused a variation in the bird that developed enabling it to survive more successfully than its close relations without the mutation. The genetic code of this bird was then past on to its offspring who, due to also possessing this mutation, out performed their competitors to dominate the vast majority of the gene pool. These birds are what we call Chickens, therefore, the egg came first.
hamblenj 1 month ago
you know what's funny, atheists have actually reasoned which came first, the chicken or the egg. It was the egg.
BooshMasterOriginal 1 month ago
And as for this dipshit in the video , if he had an ounce of sense by looking up the term " amoeba " , which is a single celled bacterial organism that can reproduce with itself without a mate then that adds another possibility and a + for darwins theory of relativity and not a fad god , and his religion
MotherMonster1988 1 month ago
@dreigel411Vin " Who the fuck do you think you are calling us atheists low lives, because we do not belivee in a fad religion " let me just remind your foundation of religion is based on a talking snake , a theoretical book , a new testament that is older than the old testament , ( which leaves room for major readjustment " , a religion that frowns upon the use of condoms ( which is the cause of 85% of AIDS in the eastern hemisphere, and countless other things that i can list on
MotherMonster1988 1 month ago
evolution doesnt try to answer how life orriginated thats what abiogenesis accounts for. evolution answers how that life evolves and is backed up with math + computer simulations and fossils etc.
dangerbird89 1 month ago
Science has actually managed to create the perfect protein pool necessary to begin self-sustaining single celled life, proving that it's possible in nature. These single celled organisms would continue to reproduce asexually and evolve until they became a chicken, who laid an egg. So what came first, the chicken or the egg? Science.
AustinBragdon 1 month ago 24
@AustinBragdon pwnage
tryhardnoob 1 month ago
What's truly sad is that freedom of speech protects this nut-job's right to post shit like this.
BenyMoreGamer 1 month ago 14
@BenyMoreGamer Weather you believe in a God or not, that is the stupidist thing ive seen anybody post on youtube.
IcanKnitt 1 month ago
@IcanKnitt Did you purposely go through and look for someone's comment that you could demean? It's my opinion and there's no need for this rudeness.
BenyMoreGamer 1 month ago
@BenyMoreGamer You have a top comment. It wasnt hard to find. You are probably a very intelligent person. But CALLING OUR FIRST AMENDMENT "SAD" IS A STUPID THING TO SAY.. OH AND BY THE WAY, IM NOT TYPING IN A RAGE. MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN, AND I GOT TIRED OF USING THE SHIFT BUTTON
IcanKnitt 3 weeks ago
@IcanKnitt Oh I see. My bad bro. I wasn't calling the first amendment sad, I meant that it's sad that people use it as an excuse to spew nonsense and bullshit rather than intelligibly expressing their ideas.
BenyMoreGamer 3 weeks ago
@IcanKnitt If that makes any sense...
BenyMoreGamer 3 weeks ago
@BenyMoreGamer
IcanKnitt 3 weeks ago
@BenyMoreGamer Sad indeed, when someone completely ignorant of what a rational, logical argument means "ingeniously refutes mountains of evidence with a single question".
To think that some of the viewers may actually give credibility to this guy's "arguments". Just think of the cost to society when more idiots hear and adopt this village idiot's point of view.
Unfortunately, the expression "Freedom isn't free" is very true.
avenger875 3 weeks ago
@avenger875 Yes well... Happens my friend.
BenyMoreGamer 3 weeks ago
To clarify this: an egg that spawns a chicken is called a "chicken egg"; so if we take the point of evolution into perspective, an organism will pass on genes that are a little bit different than it's own. So an organism can produce other organisms a little bit different than them selves: thus over time a non-chicken laid an egg that had the genes to produce a more "chicken-like"-chicken, and if you look further down this line, eventually a non-chicken laid a "chicken egg" containing a chicken
zincom93 1 month ago
Fishes --> microorganism --> simple cells --> organic molecules --> molecules --> atoms --> etc...
123omgwtfbbqX 1 month ago
What came first, propaganda or the morons (christians, muslims...)?
Revollti 1 month ago
your gods not real. which i guess must be hard to bear for you, since nobody loves you, you're gonna die alone, and your too stupid to even wear a hat right. shave, take off that stupid hat, abandon the whole bronze age Palestinian horseshit and educate yourself. 'theology destroyed with one question'? what kind of god makes fuckwits like you? BANG. Gott ist Tott.
benedictdegwyn 1 month ago
I agree with the atheists that when my kind argues, they usually sound like retards.
mAwesome334 1 month ago
SPEAK WITH THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR GOD DAMNED MOUTH!
andydhamm 1 month ago
The prokaryotic microbe theoretically. I like your hats. :)
stargazinginsomniac 1 month ago
WOW!! I have finally decided to not be atheist! Now, I am SATANIST!!!!!!!
FilthRations 1 month ago
In the end, all nations shall come against Israel. (Zechariah 14:2, Revelation 16:14-16) NOW LOOK WHOS ABOUT TO GO TO WAR...
1xThreeDaysGrace1x 1 month ago
1xThreeDaysGrace1x 1 month ago
Show me that God does exist plus the bible says alot of things that arent true so how can you belive somthing that is lying to your face jesus wasen killed on a cross he was impaled on a steak according to the vatican its a wothless religoin
spollockful 1 month ago
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Hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon compounds formed together to create amino acids, which are the basic units of dna. DNA is the basic unit of cells and life. Hydrogen molecules were created after the singularity that began the universe made the building blocks of atoms (quarks, protons, neutrons) that formed together to make hydrogen and helium. Hydrogen and helium formed massive stars, and when they exploded they synthesized the heavier elements (carbon and oxygen). Understand?
spollockful 1 month ago
At first I wanted to make a legit comment on this...but it's literally so fucking stupid I don't even see the point.
rydude998 1 month ago
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. hey....you're a fuckin idiot. And you obviously have no faith in this, seeing as you disabled the like/dislikes. If you're going you make a piece of shit arguement, at least stand by it. Fuckin douchebag.
15CHEERSforMASSACRE 1 month ago
dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible..
codylawl 1 month ago
I am in secondary school and even I understand the process of evolution. it's down to mutations. he's asking 'what came first the chicken or the chicken egg' but the chicken didn't come from a chicken egg, it was offspring which had mutations.
lizzlebizzleful 1 month ago
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The T-Rex! :D
I learned that in 5th grade guess you where to busy at church to go out and learn
MsCuteemily 1 month ago
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The pterodactyl!
whchain 1 month ago
You are just so fucking stupid, I weep for all of humanity that you somehow came out of our gene pool.
FallenHeroMike 1 month ago
Which came first, God or existence? When you realize how dumb that question is, you'll realize how dumb your question is.
RaPositivist 1 month ago
Neither came first you tit... Archaeopteryx came before the chicken, as the chicken evolved from that... eat shit, when you die and you realise you spent your whole life praising nothing, ima smile.
Gazjohnful 1 month ago
because youtube is not letting me post a link, google: who came first, chicken or the egg cyanide and happiness.
minime262 1 month ago
when I am the ruler of the world you and others who believe in magical superstition from thousands of years ago made up because people couldn't explain the world around them will be put to death.
This video shows a complete lack of understanding of the process of evolution so shocking that only a public execution will suffice as punishment.
shezdogg97 1 month ago
This guy's arrogance is appalling...
Atheism "destroyed,"
The smug, dorky little grin
The ridiculous misunderstanding of evolutionary science...
Get a hobby, fucko.
barrett314 1 month ago
lol it's Ali G
EarlZMoade 1 month ago
The egg: The first modern chicken came from an egg layed by a chicken ancestor.
myb555 1 month ago
Have you ever seen the movie Avatar?
If you believe in the Bible, you'd probably believe in that...
MyThirdUserAccount 1 month ago 12
@MyThirdUserAccount He's a Muslim.
RayKalmNiam 1 month ago
OHMYGODMYBRAIN...you sure got me in a tight corner Mr. Christian. Yes indeedy.
TheEtceteraEtcetera 1 month ago
You can start tinkling for yourself anytime now. If you do, you might realize how flawed your logic is.
TheShadow20101 1 month ago
Dunning Kruger effect in da hizzouse.
sakodak 1 month ago
The big bang came first.
CheiftanLynx 2 months ago
Hahaha, awesome, God bless you :)
pauseTV 2 months ago
WTF was this i just watched??
DemonHunter2142 2 months ago
Why am I cursed to live among such dimwitted people?
Mrsexypants1988 2 months ago
your video destroyed in 1 sentence- likes & dislikes god isnt on your side
purerussianvodka 2 months ago
a close relative of the chicken was evolved from microscopic organisms and evolved into chickens that lay eggs u idiot! u sed it urself "its ok to believe in evolution and christianity! u arnt making ur case any better u now...
dtk1mangawolf 2 months ago
@DrDuckman2 yeah - evolution being born by chance with improved genetic capabilties and therefore breeding and surviving. WELL DONE.
And to the retard who made the video, congratulations, you're considered retarded on YOUTUBE, that takes a specisal sort of stupid
Blitzbo11 2 months ago
religious or atheist, who cares? you cant prove a god exists, then again you cant disprove, so believe what you want, just stop trying to change everyone else's minds.
Kel3L 2 months ago
just to correct my post, live young not live you.
MrGafferUK 2 months ago
I love how religious nuts answer any question they don't understand with "god did it". Okay let's answer the question. "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" The answer is quite simple, the egg came first as chickens have evolved from reptiles, we know this when we examine a chicken embryo. A lot of reptiles lay eggs and chickens have evolved from reptiles and they too lay eggs and egg laying reptiles evolved from reptiles that give birth to live you. It's EVOLUTION. There is no god!
MrGafferUK 2 months ago
@bobrobertMT Who cares?? Not like the people who don't like my CAPS matter anyway. They can barely understand themselves if at all. Let alone understand the importance of any message!
MessengerOfTruth27 2 months ago
hahaha too bad the dislike button is diasbled
staple47 2 months ago
something evolutionarily very similar to the chicken laid an egg, which had a mutation. out came the chicken
10YNWA10 2 months ago
damn dude not everyone is as dumb as you are
walomoir 2 months ago
You have really bad facial hair...
imnotparanoid68 2 months ago
the egg....
MitchofSmeg 2 months ago
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Just because you can't grasp the concept of nothing doesn't mean that everything was created by a divine being...
allclass123 2 months ago
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sallywong1234 2 months ago
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You dont seem to have much confidence in your argument...
TheStamford1970 2 months ago 21
ehhhhh, troll???
redworld13 2 months ago
What a dumb qeustion sir. How can the argument because the other thing can't be answered (the chicken or egg first), immediately lead to: it has been created. To answer your qeustion: It depends on it's predecessor, if it's predecessor could be considered a chicken then the chicken was first else the egg (if it would gain those traits then). This how ever is unsolvable because what defines a chicken? We can't make those accurate answers from the fossil record, as far as I know mind you.
Khavyet 2 months ago
eggs laid by dinos or two chicken like creatures laying a chicken egg
aDragonor2 2 months ago
Simple answer to this. We don't know, as it happened a very long time ago. My bet is on the egg, as that is what hatches into the chicken and would likely have been laid by whatever we consider the predecessor to the chicken, though it is a slow process and finding that link is very unlikely.
This just leads to an end of 'What created the universe?'
My response to that: What created god?
If the universe can not have spontaneously happened out of nothing, neither can god.
Joccaren 2 months ago
What came first? God or nothing? If god came first, then there can't be nothing. If nothing came first, where did God come from?
Retarded Christian, "Euhhh, he's exempt from that rule... because he's God."
Guess what, the chicken is exempt from your retarded logic. Because that's not how it works.
dathwampeer 2 months ago 3
@dathwampeer God came from a God egg dude
cmadzzz 1 month ago
@cmadzzz They taste mighty good on toast.
dathwampeer 1 month ago
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scottriano 1 month ago
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@dathwampeer so basically you're saying chickens always existed? Never heard of the Big bang? Proof that the universe had a beginning. I can't tell whether you're twisting basic logic on purpose or because you have brain issues (in wich case i'm truly sorry). Either way your pride will get you nowhere good (i.e hell?).
Wake up: you were recently some sperm and you'll soon be a pile of bones so stop acting with such pride towards your creator.
scottriano 1 month ago
@scottriano I was interested until you threatened me with Hell.
No, The chicken didn't always exist, but the old adage of the chicken and the egg is faulty logic. Neither came first in the state we know them today. A chicken didn't magically appear just like an egg didn't magically appear. It's a very long lineage of minor mutations that lead all the way back to microscopic life. But if you have this much trouble with evolution, I'm not even gonna try explaining abiogenesis.
dathwampeer 1 month ago
@dathwampeer I'm not even questionning evolution here, (it would take too much time at any rate to repair darwins and new-age so called scientists propaganda over rebel opportunist youth). I'm pointing the big bang: an answer?
Watch the Movie the signs on vimeo it deals about all this if you'd like to have some real scientific facts for a change.
vimeo(DOT)com/27107360
scottriano 1 month ago
@scottriano Who the hell brought up the big bang? We're talking about the ridiculous adage this dingle brought up.
And I'll watch the video. But I'll not have you, a random anonymous youtuber tell me what real scientific facts are. Your condescension does you no favours.
dathwampeer 1 month ago
@scottriano That intro is horrible, talk about propoganda. Whoever edited that video need to tone it down.
7 minutes in, that guy hasn't got a dicking clue what he's talking about. No atheist says the universe is eternal, and I think you'd be hard pressed to find any who don't believe that it emerged 15billion years ago.
And how everything came to be is exactly what CERN are working on. Real answers don't fall out of the sky.
dathwampeer 1 month ago
@scottriano Look, I'll watch the video, but I see exactly where this is going. Twisting real scientific theory, combined with bloated strawmen about atheistic beliefs to somehow further religion.
I'm suitably unimpressed.
dathwampeer 1 month ago
@scottriano Right, Just got to the bit with Dawkins. I'm now turning it off. I've given it more than enough of a chance.
Now I know that the people who edited this video is not only misinformed, but also disingenuous.
Good bye, and I won't thank you for the link.
dathwampeer 1 month ago
@dathwampeer universe was believed to be eternal by atheist BEFORE the discovering of the big bang. Anyways bye
scottriano 1 month ago
@scottriano The big bang is a theory that's been knocking around for a long time now. And guess what, that's what scientists do. The present an hypothesis and they test it.
Red shift and background radiation proved beyond reasonable doubt that the universe must have had a beginning. No atheist alive today who has even a small understanding of the universe believe it to be eternal. Stop arguing strawmen. That's all the video you linked me to did.
dathwampeer 1 month ago