Necromancy for Kids

[DINDRAGON]

What kind of of uncaring prick would encourage his child follow necromantic pursuits!

Think of your children's future! Demonology is where all the money is!

[supermodel5011]

@DINDRAGON nooooooooo necromancy is where it is

[xHUTSEx]

A with goat blood drawed pentagram decorated with flowers?? Fucking fags

[TrollOvGrimness]

You suck

[HarryTurdKnocker]

@TrollOvGrimness

NO U

[ryrlb]

This video is full of funny, don't think there wasn't a moment where I didn't crack up. The decorated pentagram had me in stitches.

[Imonlytenlol]

I was looking for a song in raze 2...

:/

[TheBlowerUp]

Does this REALY work?

[spion30]

@TheBlowerUp no, this is a moronic thing for ignorant people

[metaldemonseanknels]

of course... the eye of newt

[csullivan214]

i'm sorry you where looking for "dangerous" and "satanic" not "safe" and "fun"

[UberGamer1030]

daw

[qwyzl]

funny.

[KaxakaDarktree]

For spells you can use whatever language you want. Just find out if this "incantation" acually means something in english (engwish). Wait, she said "et cetera!"

From first clicking this I knew it was for humor, only. If you want to acually raise the dead just message me. I'll tell you what my guide told me.

[KaxakaDarktree]

XD

I couldn't stop laughing the entire time!!!

[mrcrazyfrog77]

d ppl actually think thry can become necromancers

[mrcrazyfrog77]

ummm lol ok

[Maylilyx]

Only gifted people can do it....Why don't you dreamers post a vid of doing it? Seeing is believing for most people.

[Jakedastudly]

This is all well and good, but can the reanimated corpse love?

[thatguyontheright1]

You forgot the key ingredient "Solumum"

[Maylilyx]

um I cant find a witch craft store? is that an online thing? Also what is an eye of newt? Also just randomness but if you sew a bat wing to something( a pair of wings not single) would the wing be able to stay and fly?

[Maylilyx]

what organism?

[Maylilyx]

so many people believe in vampires so why not necromancers?

[MrAnimeking18]

0_0 am i the only one who finds this vid and the comments disturbing/funny :O

[SpelignErrir]

@MrAnimeking18 You're not alone...

[Omegalore]

Great for my girl, Lauren. She's only 5 and she uses quite devastating black magic. But beware, SHE'S A DEMON CHILD! Don't worry, she's on the good side.

[Zlink100]

Does thing actually work??

Like can you actually bring dead birds back to life?

[ralyn564]

this was the dumbest and childish thing i have ever watched

[skullcap17]

necromancy is a dark art and is dangeroys one not for childern spirits ans the dead can be nice or harmful a bad idea to let kids do this. im a male witch in training im interested in it however it is a very dangerous art. even my mentor wont use necromancy its that dangerous!

[LukeDeathbane]

@skullcap17 male witch is the wrong word, its necromancer

[Andrewh313]

@skullcap17

I will give you all of the money in my bank account if you can bring any organism back from the dead.

I'm not joking.

[IP6000]

@Andrewh313 How much you got on your bank account?

[Andrewh313]

@IP6000

Enough.

[IP6000]

@Andrewh313 Doesn't sound much to me, though...

[Andrewh313]

@IP6000

lol ok. How about four and a half thousand dollars if you can bring any organism back from the dead?

[IP6000]

@Andrewh313 Some nice amount of money there, though hardly enough for possibly a very complex process. Even if I could bring dead organisms back to life and if it was not all that difficult and resource-consuming I doubt I would charge this small amount of money. Just think of how expensive donor organs are. Some of them cost around 50 000 $ or so I heard.

[Andrewh313]

@IP6000

Ugh, dude. I left that comment to a wacko who believed it could be done with magic.

[IP6000]

@Andrewh313 Oh, I see. Well, wizards don't need money. In fact, they suspiciously need nothing of what you and me could offer them for a single proof of their abilities. What they do need though, in my humble opinion, is a shock therapy.

[InuyashanKag]

@IP6000 No one would be stupid enough to put fresh organs they could be using to save someone into a rotting corpse.

So you wouldn't need to worrying about organs. Besides, the only organs you CAN buy are animal organs. Human organs are sold over the black market.

You don't buy organ donors, you sign up to to be one/to have them administered and pay later.

[IP6000]

@skullcap17 Is your mentor's name Jon Irenicus?

[sciwiz12]

hahahahahahah, "blank slate, through capital, it does not follow, and the rest" Latin : )

[graynosaur]

is it well sifted sand?

or well sorted sand?

[darknoobpk]

i made a dead birds wing twitch

:D

[WitchesForTheWin]

@darknoobpk no way for real??

[darknoobpk]

@WitchesForTheWin yah

[fantocan]

I can't understand the ingredients, but the video is really cool...

If some1 tell me the ingredients I may give it a try, and answer here if the ritual worked (if I survive it) .

[jdmagic12]

what she say eye of what

[darknoobpk]

@jdmagic12 newt

[thisholyreality6]

if i had to pay $120 to learn how to raise the dead to do my bidding, i would. that would be boss.

[abc525]

Congratulations! You've raised your first zombie :)

[Dryalaria]

rotfl, this is so cute :)

[meandmyclones]

where can i buy necromancy and you?

lol nice XD

[TheFreakindon]

The sad part is that at least some people will believe this.

[OccultOfNecromancy]

? Ahhh Good Video

[TigerBoyUltra]

I tried this. Now due to a dream, I think my soul now is owned by satan. -.-

[psychoguy1017]

@TigerBoyUltra epic.

[JawBreaker1308]

IT DOESNT WORK , I went through all the damn steps and I got nothin

[iwiid]

americans don't know how to speak latin... your pronunciation was terrible.

[TheChromish]

What's with her arms and nose?

[TheAnimeCollector100]

Lesson Three : Caring for your abomination, for beginers.

._.

[girbot08]

The necromancy took her hands :p

[TheWOLFLORE]

This incantation is Latin:''Tabula Rasa, Per Capita, Non Sequitur, Et Cetra!''

TRANSLATION:

Tabula Rasa - Blank records/Clean slate.

Per Capita - By Heads.

Non Sequitur - Dose Not Follow.

Et Cetra - And The Rest/So on...

Hey hope this helps piecing your ''puzzle'' Together...=)

[TheWOLFLORE]

My reaction: Awwwww! look manga! *girl waves* Me: ...WTF! where are her hands? WHERE THE HELL ARE HER HANDS!?!?!

[jamesarongray]

lol fucked up on so many levels

[Georgina1325]

would you really need the eye of newt or is that for a reward of somethin....

[mitchell1992666]

LOL

[leatherdust]

7 people dont care for thier abominations.

[genestarwind7]

hahahahahaha!!! that is the funnyest shit ive ever seen!!! lol people always forget to take care of their abominations !! rofl!!!!!

[paindoll]

I always care for my abominations <3

[wiccanXexodus]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­haa

[BRADARISTA]

is necromany real?

[nikczemnikrol]

I use te head and the tail of the dragon if you know what i mean

[theblueo1]

Blasphemy has never been so cute. Non sequitur made me LOL.

[miwako4ever]

this is just plain weird

[Chris9ian]

is this really possible

[AskANecromancer]

Indeed Its Easy

I Summon Many Of Things Still Looking For More Spells

Mail Me If you need something ^_^

[CosmicG777]

@Smart1allways No. That's perfect. Way better than ordinary zombies.

[The512necromancer]

I tried roadkill once......... it wasnt pretty :(

[TheWicksy1971]

LOL!,It must have been so much fun in the Dark Ages!!!

[Mcresmelt]

that was just a joke, which by the way, was really cute loved it *--*

[RadioActiveStreetBum]

Ah the pentigram.

The pentigram is actually a holy symbol that pretects from demons, and as such has been dawned by many satanic cults and users of the black arts to make sure the demons they summon dont turn on them and is in no way the commonly believed symbol of evil that the masses take it to be. Holy pentagram used to do unholy activities, very ironic. Oh and Necromancy is awsome!!!

[ENelson75]

love it my dead guy ate my sisters arm should i do something?

[thedeathray]

@ENelson75 raise your sister

[SpottedHyenaStudios]

Oh hai by the way you forgot about the fact you need an assistant and a circle and if you step out of the circle with an evil spirit there you'll just ge killed like every other idiot who doesn't know what to do ^_^"

[SpottedHyenaStudios]

Why do so many people think necromancy is evil?

It's not always evil you know =P

[SandFreak123X]

lol et cetera

[riotbabez123]

tht zombie looks like a pickle!!! lol

[ZombiePlz]

@riotbabez123 How offensive!

[riotbabez123]

@ZombiePlz im sorry, i didn't realize that tghat would offend someone.

[crazycolton95]

lol nice vid btw it was 3 feet tall not wide :P

[Darkowth]

*Vin kal iK guten va ti sium doun ata*I just kill and raised about 13 people with the mass raise spell while that girl only has one AND they are all very power undead (vampires weak demons ect.) That bitch sucks

[thehontry1fan4ever]

um.

but how am i supposed to tell my mom i wanna go to a witch craft shop to try to bring my dog back to life?

[hassankadem8]

ask her if you can study witchcraft just like i did and niw she aloows me

[nightwatcher1682ify]

MurasakiYugata do you do the dark arts of necromancy.

[shocktalk1]

stop using 'for kids' on your title,dude. not good.

[warcraftmsn]

If this doesn't work ur breaking the heart of me a sweet twelve year old boy who only wants to inocently kill the vice principal

[warcraftmsn]

I'm very interested in dark arts considering I'm 12 the first thing I'm gonna do with my zombie is bring him to school and make him eat the proncipal

[metallicorpse]

This is my Kind of Humor!

[AylatheRaichu]

1800-666-DEAD

that would of worked better

[Azeri0n]

LOL TABULA RASA that's a pretty dead thing for sure xD

[MrBeatchoass]

@WolfyPsycho fuck you and ur opinion shitbag¡

[ometta7]

@WolfyPsycho Remember me, you furry cunt?

[dafreshboythemighty]

@WolfyPsycho you motherfucker gtfo

[Pythonfan149]

I couldn't understand that spell what was it?

[MurasakiYugata]

@Pythonfan149 "Tabula Rasa, Per Capita, Non Sequitur, Et Cetera!" Hope this helps!

[sc0ttyboy681]

OMG IT ACCTULY WORKED!

[Genierules]

Ahh, alright. xD

[Genierules]

THE BIBLE IS STUPID MAGIC IS NOT BAD

[sweetgothicrevenge]

you're trying to do God's work, you must'nt do such. He created you, not you yourself.

Witchcraft in my eyes is like cooking meth, one wrong move and there is an explosion. You are playing with the devils toys.

[Genierules]

You can't try to do the work of something that doesn't exist. :)

[p0m1nat0r]

genie, let him have his fun. maybe next life he will realise.

[psychoguy1017]

@Genierules *cough* queer *cough* *cough* yea you can its real you just havent actually seen it.

[Genierules]

@psychoguy1017 You've seen Satan?

[SatanAzazel1]

@Genierules really have u tried to learn anything about ancient religions

[Genierules]

@SatanAzazel1 really have u tried to learn anything about satire

[snoopdoggXL]

@sweetgothicrevenge he he he necromency is not magic its controling  wondering souls and demonic spirits to posses a dead corp's to remain in a bodie for only song long the longest is 2 and a half day's and god did not say that we cant raise the dead to help out with our chorse ore any thing did he ? .......couse i dont think he did oh and uhhh you know a necrmencer has to by abulle to screem'o screem so they can talk to the dead ...i can but im only a class E- necromencer

[SatansMullet]

@sweetgothicrevenge

you are a fucking tool lol. and also fuck the

bible.

[TalkToTheHand1231]

Wtf? you are giving Necromancity?The leader of the cult will not be pleased,bitch!!

[sweetgothicrevenge]

I can't believe this evil these satanists teaching this to kids

[satanicus17]

nice, very imformative, although i personaly prefer to use puffer fish glands, hair, and baby brains for my rituals.

[sauricio]

Looooool !!!!!

[dacodoco]

oh and another thing that EYe Of newt taste like shit so that adds to the buzzkill

[dacodoco]

holy fuck yes i did it didn't really work the whole way but it makes you start hearing voices don't try it dude it's totally not worth it dude

[robro67]

Is this real? Is this a joke? I would like more info, could someone plz email me

[MyLacesAreOut]

yes this is real. its necromancy bro. try it.

[jakariDarkstar]

DUde are you serious? Of course it's a joke! lol. They never should've stopped you kids taking latin in school...

[sweetgothicrevenge]

This abomination is real. It's in the bible, witchcraft. Stay away from it!

[Bradedfacemeat]

@sweetgothicrevenge Fuck you, (unless you were being sarcastic, then hugs and kisses XP)

[NeondeXyd]

wow u really told away the Secrets of Necromancy?? -You are mad. The Council will soon be looking for you. and, to put it this way, i dont think theyre coming over for an cup of Dead Mans Blood.

[jammyp1234]

@NeondeXyd yeah u might be all mysterious and tht but u all wear glasses and are sercet snobby cunts

[Galacticmaster]

you can certainly play with the dead, but it seriously fucks your mind up and tends to kill you quicker in the long run

[Siblymonist]

GHHAAA IT WOORKKEEED

[moti4love]

LOL

GOOD 1

[PenanceAnima]

etCETERA! XD

[xxDemon10xx]

what the fuck this is not how you practice

Necromancy you dump shit

[GamersMinion]

its a joke retard.

[Dieselmechanic509]

i agree its not how you practice necromancy

[UsherMoore]

if you want to learn the real secrets to Necromancy, you need to read the Book Of Lesser Keys, Of King Solomon, there are spells which will teach you how to speak to demons

[ghya240]

King Solomon NEVER did do incantaions u fucking retard

He was a follower of god but that obviously goes through one ear and out the other

[UsherMoore]

Yeah... shows how much you know.

[kesarscorpio]

or u can drunk the HELL out of you...and you'll talk with all of them..on messenger:))..demons..:)))...g­od and satan are doing 69:))

[GamersMinion]

i thought demons were evil and wanted to take over the world....or is that aliens...? O.o

[UsherMoore]

no, that's Muslims :)

[GamersMinion]

hahahahaha! better hope no muslims see that you might get flamed spammed.

[ricoismybitch]

@UsherMoore ohohhohahahaha truth be told my friend truth be told , funny as shit ! but we americans are no less either buddy !!

[UsherMoore]

yeah, well... we are better :)

[ricoismybitch]

@UsherMoore i guess , we don't blow people up wearing bombs on our waists , kill ourselves in the process for no reason at all and use the name of some allah guy to justify it all :)  but not all muslims are bad though

[UsherMoore]

Hi, there is a reason why they blow themselves up.... 72 Vergins, sounds like a nightmare... i don't know about you, but having 72 vergins may not be as fun as having 72 NON-Vergins, you get what im saying :)

[ricoismybitch]

yeah 72 virgins , that shit is hilarious :)))))))

[hassankadem8]

@UsherMoore hey dint say bad things about them

[DeNdog05]

@UsherMoore racist much?

[gogeta33]

@DeNdog05 Muslim is not a race.

[DeNdog05]

@gogeta33 no, its a religin

[Draculasservant]

these books are from the Cthulhu Mythos - it was written from H.P: Lovecraft- its just a joke

[Obliterate131]

yeah these people arent very smart if they cant realize it

[pwnagepartyhat]

lo she decorates it with flowers and a bow...

i'd decorate it with bones and a skull xD

[TartanCamouflage]

Damn. That didnt work for me. I wasted time on that!!!

[great4one]

lol @ the chant,

[Austrian91]

There's nothing funny about black magic.

[Axel992]

where did this origionaly come from?

[MurasakiYugata]

Just something I made for an animation class in college.  :)

[angelisdulcet25]

..... Okay...... I hope nobody is gullible enough to actually do that...

[firenah1]

I acuttaly did it...

[poisongrin]

lol

[PanicEvenInDeath]

lol this is shit reaper,, dont lose ur time doing it

[reaperchild555]

cool, where does anyone find goats blood, and before anyone says, kill a goat, im the killing type, i would just like to see if this stuff works

[mikaelkozak]

lol!

[TheSpiritsLease]

Fuckin awsome!

[qpwnsall]

lol

[burlykun]

Marie: WIN !!