Mass Effect 2's Miranda (Dat Ass) [1080p]

[galaxymariosuper]

Mirnadas Mass effect makes my jizz extract.

[patrykus67]

They should make a animated porn with she ;D

[BorredChimera]

Here's a favor for all of you pervs, press 3 repeatedly >.<

[gamejestor]

anyone else notice Shepard look down at 0:10 ???

[Fadewhisper]

@gamejestor I don't blame him.

[GrubDevils]

Her Ass Effect Made My Mass Erect.

[userios]

assuming erect control

[icecremer]

Fuck me, those are very lovely buttocks....

[Bubamoos]

ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!

[Octane64]

I'd do nasty, kinky things to Miranda's butt.

[Bobubobme]

Miranda puts the ass in Mass Effect.

[Gamesharked]

@Bobubobme Lmao

[skunkredhair]

No Fap 2012 FAILED

[biggydx]

Miranda "Shepard, I think I owe you an explanation..."

Shepard: "(Looks at her ass) Yes. I would like to know what you feed that thing."

[jorgecruzf60]

your ass effect, my mass erect

[BrawlerKen987]

Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rocking world go round!

[XGreenBayPackerfanX]

Miranda's hot. Too bad her cockyness is such a turnoff...

[thatonekidperson123]

@McBaal

[money999ish]

she says ''idear'' 0:13

[elusuario989]

I'd lick that asshole..

Miranda, let me dream fuck you.. XD

[TheRealDerohneNick]

The real title could be (M)Ass Effect. :D

[Steelseriesification]

woooooooooow

[KingDiamondHead]

I just tore off my lower lip.

[looker999997]

@KingDiamondHead, you shouldn't be wearing sunglasses when watching videos like this

[punn213]

Bringing you a Bioware Motion picture, DAT ASS!

Now in 1080p

notavailableincinemaorstores

[yugixsama]

Thumbs up if you got here because of awkwardzombie

[rmeddy1]

Dat Mass

[planerxxl]

Shepard + goggles = pervert

[youmaycallmegod1]

Shepard - Hard Ass

Thane - Bad Ass

Garrus - Smart Ass

MIranda - DAT ASS

[hey01e5]

@youmaycallmegod1 miranda - dat ass

tali - dem hips

jack - dem tits

samara - dat asari

[TokyoKnights3]

@hey01e5 More like:

Miranda - Dat ass

Tali - dem hips

Jack - dem tats

Jacob - dem abs

Samara - dat rack

[Gamesharked]

@youmaycallmegod1

Illusive Man - Dumb Ass

Jack - Jack Ass (hehe)

Technically, Joker qualifies for Smart Ass too. :P Wrex can be a Bad Ass too. :) Hehe

[ttshlo409]

Penis: "Oh! Oh! Fuck yes baby! (screams) Ahhhh! (screams) (semen exported)"

[DiverseLA]

There's no doubt the developers wanted us to see her ass. Too many cinematic scenes in the game where her ass is shown for no reason... like one of the dialogue scenes where it just switches to a view of Shepard's face and Miranda's ass in the foreground.

[2576422]

i bet there's a reaper hiding in that ass.

[Wastedexile2077]

Who else paused at 0:11?

[bbandmusclefan]

@Wastedexile2077 who else got hard at 0:11?

[Wastedexile2077]

@bbandmusclefan Uh...well....

*Looks at crotch*..... I can explain......

[KingChayle87]

I love how people say they'd love to impregnate Miranda. Too bad for you guys that all that genetic engineering made her effectively sterile TROLOLOL

[McBaal]

Renegade action: Jump her in the elevator and get knocked out => Game over ^^ 

[2ugly2beanactor]

0:10 DAYUUUUUMN, WOMAN!

[punn213]

double Ds in the front, and the back!

[TallandAsian89]

This exactly why she's pregnant with my dude's kid lol

[RustArtRed]

@TallandAsian89 Well, Her Father did " Make Her " ! LOL

[K4inan]

I like the description.

[Deyz777]

Dat ass dem boobs!

[FelipeOrochi]

press 3 for OH YEAH!

[TheeVulture]

She has got a big ass

[MegaSensimilla]

I can't believe they don't have dentists in the year 3000.

[coolcitydude123]

press 3 for some fun ;)

[charlottebrady96]

@coolcitydude123 LOL

[RoederGaming]

Recorded with fraps, viewed with faps.

[Strytax]

@RoederGaming

ROFL



[RoederGaming]

My keyboard is now 1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9,0 - do you know what I mean?

[envyVIPER]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the biggest boner on the Citadel.

[subscriber44]

Shepard looks like Tom Hanks..  :3

[TheHellomynameis12]

BOOBS

[Larfe517exe]

my dick has 30 speeds, ranging from gentle loving to prison rape

you can guess what speed it's set to right now

[chevyextream2]

@Larfe517exe lol let me guess "MAXIMUM STRENGTH"

[Larfe517exe]

@chevyextream2

more like "limit breaker"

[Deathclok]

Dat ASS EFFECT is makin my MASS ERECT

[bhdrandyal1993]

@Deathclok Dude l can't stop lol wtf! Funny

[Darwyn7]

it was tough making it through this game with my pants around my ankles

[TIM96MIT]

i banged her...as sheperd that is

[FinalNinja447]

How much people paused at 0:11?

[filippo333]

I actually don't like the fact that you can customize Shepard :|

[beastboy25cool]

she's actually Yvonne Strahovski,so yea... she got a nice ass

[phoinx3D]

Man, how can he pay attention the what she is talking?

Cover that rack, for God's sake...

[zoebiflap]

0:13 what's an "idear"?

[joshuaarias100]

0:10 Renegade action, slap dat ass!!!

[CommanderMattShepard]

@joshuaarias100 u argue with me about sexistness on the kaidan video, yet u say slap a** here. pathetic.

[joshuaarias100]

@CommanderMattShepard It is a joke dumbass! Ever heard of a joke???? You can't tell me that it wouldn't be funny if a renegade action came up like that!

[TheGameGuy31]

@CommanderMattShepard What, do you stalk the guy around ME 2 videos or something?

[CommanderMattShepard]

@joshuaarias100 hypocrite also, because u say women should not be sexually objectified, yet u say that in this video, and will probably jack off to it again after u read my crap. again pathetic.

[joshuaarias100]

@CommanderMattShepard "Or maybe you don't understand" Don't start an argument on someone else's page keep it on yours man okay? Be a fucking man

[ghostrider5378]

@CommanderMattShepard Get the fuck over it.

[AndyRaslan]

@joshuaarias100 +70 Renegade points.

And to make a DA:O reference, Dick Approves +100

[ThePunchlineIsAlsi]

"an ideer."

oh, miranda.

[WarthogCrasher]

Joker: EDI you getting this from the terminal at 0:01

EDI: Yes, Joker

Joker: Niiicceeeee

[PIRAKAS666]

0:10 DAT MOMENT

[Timmy2Dents]

nah, Tali's hotter =3

[MrBoner088]

Well she WAS designed to be perfect.

[compwiz101]

Press "3" for kung-fu bending action

[TheGodlikeDragon]

Miranda should never change anything in her wardrobe:D

[MatchCard]

The comments here... oh lawd I can't stop laughing xD

[JeffTheDudeAbides]

Almost a woman? Giggity Giggity....

[SuperDazzleHD]

a custom non-ugly shep well done!

[tha117eXez]

Look at thiiisss.... Spying on Miranda's ass. Heavy risk... But the SIIZEEEE

[Mach14speed]

I guess you could say he's...

*puts on sunglasses*

...Mass Erect...

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH....

[thegreenghost1000]

DAT ASS EFFECT

[Ninety9Soulz]

The response @ the end was going to say "We need to get to your sister and have a threesome."

[SpectrumA96]

0:11

DAT ASS!

[untrackedvariable]

Ah, Miss Lawson... the most lovingly crafted derriere in video game history.

[LightStreak567]

Shepard with goggles = Sam Fisher's descendant?? I see the resemblance

[UltrarubikXD]

Im Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite ass in the universe

[alleseigentlich]

Her sister isn't the only thing that grew, fo sho.

[LordDraxxos09]

"Miranda, can I show you an idea what I'd LIKE to be up against?"

[MrMoiMasterLOLXD]

mASS ERECT 2!

[iSimilaXi]

I'm commander shepard and dat is my favourite ass in the universe!!!

[KillaD15]

Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations on DAT ASS.

[JacklostYedmore]

ass effect lol

[sushiserv]

goddamn, she has serena williams' ass. holy shit.

[DmonkeyD1994]

and here i thought i was playing mass effect not ASS effect

[Roflmaoistable]

ASSuming direct erection..

[CharmieKid]

Best..........thumbnail.......­.ever!

[Seaction8]

MUST....NOT.....FAP!!!

[halfbreed1426]

He was thinking this at 0:34:

"There's two of her? Score!"

[Yeigerbombz]

Paragon="You never gave your age"

Renegade="If there's grass on the field play ball..."

[AnunnakiPriesthood]

idear lol

[LogWaft]

I bet it hurt when he got a boner in that armour...

[Slodogk]

@LogWaft

watre u talking about

it broke right through

[naierer]

@LogWaft At least it doesn't show

[BruderSeth]

WHAT the fuck is Shepherd wearing?

I am almost glad that I didn't get the chance to buy those goggles.. ZE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NOZZING!

[Kennuhisaki]

One of the options should have said, ".......Huh?"

[Souflour]

>Not having subtitles enabled.

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Smackin dat ass is a heavy risk... but the priiiiiiize

[immortalfool1]

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is the best ass on the Normandy."

[gdh6200]

@immortalfool1 I'm commander Shepard and I'm copying the Top Comment.

[KKushedUP]

im commander shepard and tore that ass up

[sladedavis]

AT :10 Shepard sneaks a peek

[l0ltrullet]

@sladedavis Sneaks a peek? He doesn't have to sneak it... He wants dat ass! He knows it, she knows it... hell even Grunt knows it!

[FriezaReturns00001]

If only video game characters were real....

[Lupain]

she is ugly with out Make up, and with it too...

[NephyrisX]

Dat Ass at 1080p..wow.

[Frankwest6892]

Dat Mass

[TheAnimalMan100]

DAMN thats good stuff

[UltraSonicTH]

Wow, your Shepard is identical to mine, except for the goggles.

[typoded]

merc: i was just waiting for you to get dressed. does cerberus really let you whore around in that outfit?

[MarzX1802]

@typoded Lol I laughed so much when the merc said that.

[TheHaLoJeDi]

If shep's wearin' x-ray goggles, I want this game to be in FIRST PERSON from now on.

[BFHKevin]

Shepard: .... :L

Miranda: Have you've been lately drinking some dr. pepper lately?

Shepard: .... :L

Miranda: .... YOU BITCH!

[Helopusobiwa]

0:11 lol we know what he is looking at

[jwl665]

We all know why Shepard's wearing to x-ray goggles.

[BusinessDone]

@jwl665 Wrong. Why is he wearing X-Ray goggles?

[Oldenheimer1913]

@BusinessDone

To see some hot human ass. Even though X-ray goggles don't actually work that way.

[BusinessDone]

@Oldenheimer1913 Point One.

[bhdrandyal1993]

@jwl665 What a pig! lol

[MrPawsPause]

PEDO GOGGLES

[DPROSpeed]

Looking at Mirandas ass : Heavy risk , but the SIZE !

[unrealeck]

Zee goggles, they do nothing!

but the priiiize.

[tokyoisawesome]

i bet those goggles on shepard can see through clothes.

[nicolas12rtu]

THAT ASS EFFECT IS GETTIN' MY MASS ERECT

[DJWarl0ck]

I'm Commander Shepard and these goggles allow me to see Miranda's booty in 1080p

[sieyk]

press 3 repeatedly

extended enjoyment

[4400Frost0044]

Mass Errect 2.

[SithLordRagnos]

Bioware isn't good with female characters that don't dress/act like whores, are they?

[Gfischt]

@SithLordRagnos Usually not, but what about Liara? ;)

[SithLordRagnos]

@Gfischt: Fair point, but Miranda's frankly enormous posterior almost outweighs it (pun intended).

[Gfischt]

@SithLordRagnos :D Yeah.

But I think it's because Bioware wants to become more popular and mainstream with Mass Effect.

Mass Effect 2 is more Cinematic, shooter-like and everything. But the most important: Sex sells! (I mean even Ashley was more "natural" than something else. ;) )

[SithLordRagnos]

@Gfischt: Bioware was already popular, though. And they're taking this whole 'sex appeal' thing way too far, even today.

Sure, they gave Miranda some actual armor in ME3, but even frikkin' FLEMETH has a massive rack in DA2.

[someguy459]

@SithLordRagnos

Huh? In which part of this vid did Miranda act like a whore? >.>

[SithLordRagnos]

@someguy459: Leaning over the table, sticking her ass right at the camera (on numerous occasions)?

But I think she dresses more like a whore than acting like one.

[someguy459]

@SithLordRagnos

That's not sticking her ass at the camera, that's the camera gawking at her ass. Big difference.

[SithLordRagnos]

@someguy459: Tomato, tomato. Regardless, my point still stands.

[someguy459]

@someguy459

Tomato potato.

Your point was the the character is a whore but the character doesn't act like one.

Making whorish characters and providing fanservice are two different things. Kelly Chambers was a whore, Miranda was fanservice.

[SithLordRagnos]

@someguy459: Kelly Chambers? Your secretary? No, THAT was fanservice.

[someguy459]

@SithLordRagnos

She was both. Unlike Miranda, however, she was actually a whorish character, not just fanservice.

How else do you think scale itch got onto the Normandy? >.>

[SithLordRagnos]

@someguy459: She dressed more conservatively, was much harder to woo, and the camera didn't linger on her reasonably-sized posterior.

[someguy459]

@SithLordRagnos

She wore a uniform the appearance of which is not her choice, carried a stripper outfit onboard a spaceship and didn't give a damn about what other relationship you might be in if you came on to her.

[SithLordRagnos]

@someguy459: Okay, you have a grudge against her, just like I have a grudge against Miranda's hilarious oversexualization.

Should we call it a draw?

[someguy459]

@SithLordRagnos

Sure, whatever, but I have no grudge. I actually like Kelly and Miranda is my second least favorite character in the game (just above Jacob).

[ToiletBomberAlpha]

@SithLordRagnos - "Oversexualization"? You do realize that was explained in the game, right? I mean, yeah, it was a blatant excuse to have a hot-ass commando in the game, but Bioware did justify it in Miranda's backstory.

[SithLordRagnos]

@ToiletBomberAlpha: Well, they justified it as well as they could while still shoving her butt in our faces.

That, plus the disturbing amounts of cleavage in DA2 (even on old women like Hawke's mother), makes me a little concerned about Bioware. Yes, sex sells, and yes, all companies want to make money, but a grand space opera like Mass Effect or a fantasy epic like Dragon Age (not the sequel, mind) shouldn't need to appeal to the lowest common denominator like that.