Carrot Top - standup comedy 1

[cjttruelife]

LMAO reddnecks myspace

[kroese1870]

This is like watching a seahorse taking a crap: Makes no sense AND I couldn't care less.

Brainless? Please push thumbsdown on my comment.

[jeppe2299]

... How can american people find this funny? Brittish Humor is alot more intelligent, and actually funny.

[Mujave]

So basically he's just commenting on shit he pulls from a briefcase. Riiight...

[MrTimothyWatts]

Funny how he thought he needed false teeth to make himself look rediculous...

[Freakoez]

and the baby

[Freakoez]

haha no one laughed at his snakes on air force one joke or the dell joke

[latuyauey]

funny shit



[iambiggus]

I'd buff one and go watch his vegas show. F the haters .. most people think "the bachelor" is entertainment.

[TomboTime]

oh come on he's not THAT bad. i actually LAUGHED at some of his jokes

[LOLz261]

eh, He has his moments. :/

[MrRoyalnash]

damn this guy got buff

[TheHolyMongolEmpire]

This is funny?

[SoylentWhiteTrash]

Coincidence that he has the same logo as a Juggalo? Insane Carrot Topsse

[dlmon87]

he has fun stuff, but he is not hilarious, and he is definitely not a stand up comedian.

[nameman1]

... waaaay too fast

[JazzyJeff233]

The golf club mel gibson and Britney Spears were the best

[AlekSensej]

HE IS NOT A STAND UP COMIC HE IS A PROP COMIC

[Randon1928]

Why do you look up carrot top, jusst to hate. the nigga funny as hell.

[pokehimon]

@Randon1928 carrot top is a ginger not a nigger. u got ur spelling mixed up

[Randon1928]

@pokehimon i said nigga, not nigger dumb ass bitch. huuuuge ass difference. and idgaf bc now a days, it can mean black, or bro , or friend, or random person you don't know. ass shit.

[TheUndeadEffects]

@Randon1928 He isn't a "Nigga". Are you blind?

[Randon1928]

@TheUndeadEffects WOOW, fuck tard. it just doesn't mean black guy anymore. Get with the times and stop looking at everything by skin color. Im from houston, and EVERYBODY down south calls EVERYBODY nigga... Yes including the white people

[thehoff1982]

He looks like rocky dennis!

[283kieran]

I kinda did not laugh one bit.

[lhenry89yrnehl]

I freaking love him! I saw his show in Vegas and the whole audience could not stop laughing.

[thecheeseycheese]

Cannot actaully believe Europeans troll Americans more than Americans troll them

[DawgSinceBirth]

Yeh...A LOT of people do! BUT, they think your "handle" is pretty idiotic!

[Coracola21]

people need to stop making fun of him. just because you here a lot of other people doing it doesn't mean that you have to do it too, just to be on a bandwagon. If you don't think he's funny then don't seek out his videos. At least he's doing better than most of you, the ones giving him all insults. and by the way, he's not ugly. He's actually very attractive.

[TheOdhisattva]

this is guy is Hilarious & creative I don't know why people hate on him

[SpaceGravy100]

that rocky joke made me laugh 4:04

[1922208]

not a lot of good comedians must come across nevada.

[emporernanner]

kill it with fire

[loyd19]

since when did carrot top get ripped? o.o

[hoor3x]

Carrot top is an american treasure. Please save your insults. It's worse than insulting the queen or the pope. Carrot top answers directly to a higher power. Did you know that his last name is actually "Top" ?

[starsy909]

I Thought Some Of The Props Were Good, but Carrot top is Not Funny

[TotalDoomsayer]

People may not find prop comedy to be that funny, I actually do, but what impresses me is that he actually has to come up with all those damn props. I mean you do actually have to be creative.

[Jesslayc]

this suposed to be funny?.....

[Twilightcrazyteen]

This is almost bearable, if you only listen to it rather than watch it with carrot tops face in it

[NikoLiberty1000]

haha I liked it, it made me smile!

[BlanBlan19901990]

I don't get it, why do people hate him so much? He had some clever props. He's not going to make you die laughing, but he's good for chuckles.

[joe865]

yes, those objects do relate to the people mentioned....

[BarrioAztrologist89]

some of his props are funny but what is funny to me is when he admits himself that some if not most of his shit is stupid lol you go carrot top!

[beastiesboy84]

what? i meen its funny but thats all he does for comedy. WTF

[Briel44]

i like how many times he says "that one ate it!"

[Twangabilly]

He did that, knowing his grandma was watching?

[blumpkin757]

He looks like a red gay grinch is this what he always does in his stand up!? ......Terrible.....

[MrCannaCam]

Painful. How does anyone laugh at this crap?

[sewerrod]

carrot top is one to talk about needles and steroids

[KateyInRunescape]

hes kind of funny but i feel bad for him n kind of confused as to how he still gets work

[SpikeSpiegel2]

Never liked him much but, mjehh, hes allright, nice and easy non-punchline punchlines..

[LightLife4]

Is it me or has he had work done? as in surgical.

[MvilleBoi]

@LightLife4 yes

[LightLife4]

@MvilleBoi Thought so.

[rast29]

Americans don't find carrot top funny, no one know how he has a career.

[wolfumz]

waaahhh I had to make this come on waahhh

[bassheadfucker]

Cannot actually believe that Americans find this funny

[MrChairmen1997]

@bassheadfucker much money was involved lmao

[naromaroo22]

@bassheadfucker Amercians? insulting, so original this was one of his first times so he is going to be a little nervous and all these jokes you probablly don't understand them.

[blizzardwars]

@bassheadfucker correction, used to find this funny haha

[avor]

@bassheadfucker its called having a fucking sense of humor.

[URmotherzAZ]

@bassheadfucker trust me we dont

[bigbluedawg28]

@bassheadfucker THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!

[FordIsBetter]

@bassheadfucker We dont. I didnt laugh once. the guys a wash-out

[Goombario37]

@bassheadfucker take your foreign humor and go watch someone else then

[LokkerG]

@bassheadfucker Considering the financial situation, they probably find cheap laughs more appealing.

[HRVGMDWPro]

@bassheadfucker Yeah.  Every single American. Not one person dislikes him.

[MegaHorselover4life]

@HRVGMDWPro most Canadians



[Fifa12playa]

@bassheadfucker im american and i think he is horrible

[IPWNFORCHEESE]

@bassheadfucker I'm American and I do not find this funny.

[mcluv166]

@bassheadfucker It's cause we americans are just that fucked up.

[kevinandcassie]

@bassheadfucker

Oh come off it. I'm from England and his jokes had me tickled. Get off your high horse, "bassheadfucker"

[ThePhantomPS3boy]

@kevinandcassie Yeah, I don't believe in race or nationality when it comes to comedy, or entertainment in general. I have family who are from all parts of the globe. I can't be racist.

[Cypherxd]

HAHAH A

[kyusama347]

I actually laughed

[sniperslayer95]

Some were funny like the pillow.

[psychicbyinternet]

He must be a riot at Christmas.

[EBeBIG]

Too quick on the jokes I don't think any of the crowd was expecting that

[Babyygiirl623]

Carrot Top IS SEXY

[alecinsel]

@Babyygiirl623 That was yeas ago.look at him now.you might puke.

[Babyygiirl623]

@alecinsel Oooh never mineee..Ha. but right there he looks cute but now his old as hell.

[alecinsel]

@Babyygiirl623 hes not old.He got plastic surgery and now he looks creepier than the joker

[lenskap]

A steroid joke.  How ironic.

[decadence80]

This is so bad, i can't stop watching

[TheSecondComingRXSC]

Well he is "standing up" so half of the "standup comedy" title is accurate.

[fuckamerica109]

and he is famous for this??

[crunchmaster9000]

OK, Lance Bass' tux made me laugh.

[kavin88]

i need that golf club



[callerofmusic]

soo fast tho

[MrCubehead58]

They probably looped all the crowd's laughs in

[LemonMan91]

@MrCubehead58 to loop it they'd need at least 1 laugh :|

[heyheyparty]

WHAT the fuck is wrong with his face?

[WatchdogDisciple]

You know I find this quite funny sooooo.....fuck all yall bitches

[spikeythorne]

sux :-(

[buttholeeat69810]

omg hold down the number 3 he jacks of to the swastika rim

[thewarriorsrok]

Fuck you guys, this was pretty funny.

[TheLifeblock]

umm....this was...awful i literally hate this prop comic

[GnosisMan50]

lame ass humor

[St4nBo1]

Best comedian in nevada? Clearly nevada is quite shit then hahahaha

Im still waiting to laugh. Britain rules the world with comedy this guy is SHIIIIT !!!

[SuperTonymr]

this video scarred me for life!

[jceckc29]

look at them fucking arms!!!!!!!

[animeswitch]

this is the least funniest comedian i have ever seen... how is he even famous for his shit jokes. discusting ginger

[dontreadmypost]

he looks like a dyke and a half

[bored2deathish]

if only he lost his props

[jfig1000]

NO SOUL

[Tomthestarhartnell]

Myspace prop would do better today as a facebook

[Mgs4ownshalo3]

u fucken giger extinquish ur bush that paper bag pillow is what ur bf gave u for christmas why do ur eyebrows slant so fucking much it looks like ur casting a spell like gandolf

[TYUIO11111]

so is he black orrrrr half

[mjretro5]

@TYUIO11111 he's half carrot. 

[nyrayallen]

he stole that joke about how u cant kill ur self on a pyramid from Steven Wright

[KonanNai]

@nyrayallen who cares, its just a rotten carrot.. xD

[elliottjameswalsh]

anyone can do what hes doing, why is this ginger wanker so famous?

[iMalibuTwinn]

@elliottjameswalsh beacause. he is chuckys dad.

[elliottjameswalsh]

@iMalibuTwinn see now that makes sense, thanks man

[iMalibuTwinn]

@elliottjameswalsh no problem dude. lmao.

[mondezdurden]

@elliottjameswalsh Cause he's funny

[DonVladinho]

hahahahahahahahahahhh

[victory01]

That was hard to watch.

[robertdolan]

he made a joke about people doing steroids>????

[michstateboy]

creative and funny

[james1forification1]

So bad.

[goodorbadgame]

shit, absolute shit

[ilikepigtails]

I've seen him live in Vegas and some of his stuff online...he's a niche comedian. He's obviously no George Carlin but he does understand humor and is a pretty funny guy off and on. And while a lot of his props are dumb, there's some that are amazing...not many of those shared here. I kind of like him BECAUSE he goes so fast. There's a lot to see, he doesn't waste time building you up, you know what you're getting with him. As a performer/entertainer he's great.

[afromusician1]

Carrot top is okay for a comedian but i prefer dave Chapelle or Katt Williams

[RedEggsCereal]

@afromusician1 and louise ck

[tdstdstdss]

well the originality is definitely there. he's original.

[TraiNReQ1000]

Redneck myspace lol

[EVERSMAN42]

what is wrong with american comedians why are none of them funny

[AdventEdge]

@EVERSMAN42

Dave chappelle is always good

[AdventEdge]

@AdventEdge

Also Carrot Top isn't really funny, just interesting/creative. You just sorta wanna see what he comes up with.

[Pedofied]

@AdventEdge I agree

[Ubertastic]

@EVERSMAN42 must be english huh? the feelings mutual.

[lpokiiim]

unfunny cunt

[Guerrillablackdog]

I laughed really hard at paris hilton's new cd.

[Un1TScooters]

I know his comedy is immature but I have to admit is is very funny lol

[abra895]

the myspace thing shouldve been Facebook! =))

[DrWatsonPostmortem]

@abra895

This was before Facebook.

[fickie321]

This is the most terrible comedy i have ever heard

[texasB666]

Even the old fuck George Carlin makes a joke about him. I believe it was on his HBO show 'You are all diseased"

Its about terrorism at the airport and they ask George: "Did you pack your bags?"

"No.... Carrot Top packed my bags." I tried several vids and ye... He fuckin' sucks.

[darkariser07]

Carrot top is kind of Scary, its like he is a parts of people sawned together

[lastovins]

CHanines got a gun ha ha ha

[Magikano]

i thought they were pretty good

[Poker8Champ]

He was trying new jokes thats y some of them Bombed... Check out Kivork on youtube for a better Prop Comic ; ) No problem for sharing guys enjoy ; )

[freedomnaruda]

@Poker8Champ ya the apple head phones.... comic gold =/

[falkenbbq21]

as an american I think its dumb

[frostytheaussie]

so he just goes from prop to prop?

[TheEricleeparker]

@theContinuumalbum come on man, the dress with the timer was pretty funny

[coobird7]

Kid Rock Wedding cake was funny but I'm sure Kid rock cares,hes had Pamela and Sheryl Crow.I'll take Sheryl.

[Georgito555]

don't get why he got so popular

[BenHiking315]

The reason no one laughed at the baby thermometer is because that just might be practical.

[ticosexy22]

Steroids

[niyahfiyah]

he is funny

[rpsmith014]

I have to admit, the redneck myspace one got me.

[molloyzer1]

....shit

[ryanbrownnew]

Happy gOTH Grandma? can't be many of those around.

[JmariolinkJ]

His timing his horrible... but he has a few that made me chuckle. Still, I'd most likely change the channel if he was on.

[KazCanning]

I'm laughing more at his pathetic attempts at humor than his actual jokes

[richardguerrero1293]

hahah..myspace



[Sesquipedaliantique]

This is what I love about America. You don't need shows like Little Britain, you already have bizarro freaks like this walking around in real life.

[themasterjay98]

You know what carrot tops problem is? Its that he rushes into all of his jokes instead of going in depth between all of them.

[mireyajoelle]

CTFU hahaha

[jabberify]

I've seen funnier car crashes.

[captainmarvel25]

Haters!!!!!!! Carrot top is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juliopitufo]

funniest part is at 4:46 lol

[Thebullshitism]

ehm, wow this is the first time i have seen carrot top :P family guy you know. Yeaaa.. he sucks

[kaykayputu]

I think he has serious ADHD

[mrkurtzz]

shut up about bill hicks. stop watching videos of other comedians if you think the only one that ever existed was bill hicks. there are other styles of "comedy" that exist besides his warped, frustrated, pessimistic take on life

[whangz]

SRSLY BILL HICKS? YOU FUCKING SUCK DICK THE FELIX SLIDER

[MrFunTimesblog]

Lets put it like this: He's pretty creative and has a good imagination, however, when we're strictly speaking about comedic talent, he lacks actual jokes and delivery. His act is all about inferences and public knowledge, so he'll never be as funny as a comedian that has honed either of the former attributes.

[RushHernan]

i think im sick , its the most disgusting humor i ever watched