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  • lol....americans trying to play soccer

  • give up.

  • kool vid..who gives a shit if he didnt make it...thats one of the hardest kicks to master

  • @tesm32 how old are you, 10?

  • @Gerttervill1 nope 17 :) only 7 years off

  • He looks like a gay version of Andy Murray

  • this video has subtitles on my computer

  • Thumbs up if this guy made you fucking laugh

  • wiiiiiiiiindy.

  • i never knew the keeper was called the inside post thanks 4 telling me

  • he has a video?... oh dear

  • hahahaa my god this is hillarious im losing my shit at how bad this is

  • So basically you have to kick the ball with outside of the boot to kick the ball in the near Corner. NOOBS!!

  • the comments are so fucking funny!!

  • the goalkeeper looks like he escaped from a mental asylum

  • if only there was a 4 1/2 on the key i wish i could replay that lol

  • press 4-5 fucking funny

  • well first off

    your goals are backwards

    

  • Are all 138,551 of his videos him thinking hes pro at football?

  • its called wind that curves it ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

  • Awesome ! That really helps me !

    Jokely Dokely !

  • press 4 and 5 rapidly ;)

  • stick with american football. get some new boots

  • Press 4 for Sex lessons

    

  • click 0:53 for a funky disco move !

  • this guy suckk!!!

  • hes demostrating how to kick the ball not how to make a goal dumb asses!

  • your calfs are way too small for a football player..

  • Its Futbol its Soccer who gives a rats ass!!!!

  • this was pitifully usless

  • are the americans realy think they are teaching us football??? -_-

  • he got the ball.. so.. not good at all..

  • All i do is weed no matter what money in the ...

  • 0:37 - 0:42 retard!!!

    

  • plzzzz stop making those vidzz did u see that 3v3ry1 hate them

  • 1. play the video

    2. see the bob marley headed man

    3. pause the video

    4. dislike the video and watched other videos

  • thats not by expert village. that was by loser village

  • Americans these days calling it soccer

  • Meanwhile... In spain

  • He will never goal,u know why?Even the ball fly past the keeper,he did'nt goal.Because the nets backwards.

  • Where is second 0:58 :D ?

  • so.... you can spin the ball in the same direction as the wind? thats not very hard..

  • Free kick in US = 11 m from the goal?

  • On behalf over every decent footballing nation...that was awful. Please stick to baseball. 

  • man... you suck to much for youtube

  • you dont get it do you

  • some ppl just don't get it that this video is just an example...

  • When you have 2 goals 1 wannabe goalie and you don't even score, that's when you know you FAIL at life......

  • @odirocks U forgot to say both the goal are facing the other way.

  • @odirocks Dude that was the best comment ever!! :D

  • ahaha everybody can do this. Do you really need a tutorial ? Americans...

    

  • ante re blaka

  • it's football u losers and rugby is not football soccer it amercan shit i think

  • can you do it with more power? it practically floated into the keepers hands.

  • @sweehen4 well we dont need to be awesome players to teach the others.

    But this vid is useless. everybody knows how to shoot, but the majority is not able to do it :P

  • its called shut the fuck up and play the game...

  • I thought it was 'Expert' village?

  • mental! you want to teach people how to play football yet cant do it yourself? not thought this one thouroughly through, have we?

  • mental! you want to teach people how to play football yet cant do it yourself? no thought this one thouroughly through, have we?

  • mental! you want to teach people how to play football yet cant do it yourself? no thought this one thouroughly through, have we?

  • its futbol

  • WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT ITS CALLED it matters if you can play or not if its called futbol football or soccer your gonna play the same

  • why is the goal backwards?

  • i'm getting really tired of people who think their they're so much better for saying futbol. i really love this sport. but call it what you want, i mean fuck call it what you want.

  • Europeans FTW!!!!

  • The only fucking way u curved the ball is that the ball is a air floater and that wind blew it and ITS CALLED FOOTBALL!!!!!! U AMERICAN COCK

  • is futbol not soccer

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  • O pelo menus a curva foi bonita!!!

  • thumbs up if you think he's the best American player ever.

  • U CANT TEACH ENGLAND HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL (NOT GAY SOCCER) WHEN WE INVENTED IDIOT

  • @bengalsfan1025

    who told you usa was 15? it is 18 right below.. oh how proudful, slovenia.

    just to tell you so u dont say anything to me about futbol 'cause i'm from argentina

  • only reason america doesn't dominate soccer is because the majority doesn't give a shit. if we had a tradition of soccer we'd be blue balling you all over the place

  • I bet it was the wind that helped the ball,this guy looks like he sucks.

  • cute afro.

  • USA suck on football. Come in UK to learn !

  • @MCBudu Im from the UK, but....there was something on the newspaper that English players are awful at Football and getting paid too mutch, too aggressive, and realy not very good..

    Italian football :D.....on the otherhand Primeminister of Italy buys players for AC milan, Now theres a team :D

    But youre right, Americans are so bad at "Soccer"

  • @MCBudu UK? ucrania? como in Uruguay to learn

  • How can an american give advice on football? ha!

  • stupid american you cant play soccer its only us latins and europians

  • neta eso es todo el video que mal eso lo se hacer desde que era un feto

  • looool that´s why the world hates americans...just hit the fuckin ball in the net!!!thats what matters...i would like to see you play on the street in england, france, spain, portugal...you wold be humiliated!!!

  • @ricardomraposo noo he would slice them all with inside of his foot hahahahahah

  • Haha that was fucking awful!

  • Let European people make vids like this cuz americans suck at it...

  • The goalkeeper looks so focused lol

  • the wind curves it more than anything -_-

  • i swear to god they made all these videos in 1 day. Theyre wearing the same stuff in EVERY SINGLE video

  • it's futbol ya dumbasses

  • Please don't think all americans play like this. Me and most players on my highschool team are better than this guy

  • ISFAsports com ! International Sports FAces ! Make your profile and sugget it to all your around soccer friends ! It's FREE!!!!!

  • its called football, i think every other country should just call baseball rounders wannabe am football rugby wannabe basketball shit and hockey pointless

  • holland is still the best

  • hahahahah.... I am from Croatia.. we are ranked 9th and we have 4.5m people...

    this videos are for stupid americans -.-

  • @butkohrvat im from argentina and you can suck my balls lol

  • FAIL2!

  • I expect more than this when watching since I rely on the "expert" name that they put..

  • ours is baseball soo

  • @iNewYorkGirl10 use to be it was baseball than basketball than football and now it will be soccer soon.

  • This is why we hate Americans...

  • this is a great tutorial for passing, err wait a minute....

  • no freekick until there is a wall

  • you no americans do like soccer like me but not all of them though..........

  • americans LOVE using deflated footballs!!!!!!!!! pump it up!

  • this is epic stuff !! how can you give info if you suck it ... Geez man

  • ur a joke

  • Amazing...

  • LOL fail

  • yes we all know europeans are better at football..so shut the hell up with ur stupid comments!

  • bloddy hell

    hes inside the box and still misses

  • It bothers me that some chap from the states makes 'soccer videos'. Leave it for the europeans. and it's called football, not soccer...

  • @Krilthekid its actually futbol

  • Why in the holy fuck would you use your outside foot there? The run is the exact same unless your roberto carlos from 40 yards out.

  • in football you must score a goal,not pass ball to goalkeeper -.-""""

  • @ScareDBone5 yeah u dam right LOOL

  • @ScareDBone5 yeah but is a practise bro

  • fuck expertvillage get some brazilians to do ur videos

  • Don't ever try kicking with the out side of the boot. The Dutch are Better...!

  • net fail

  • this guy makes amrican soccer so bad omg.... lmaoo take off theese vids there so badd hahahah

  • I think he forgot to mention that the wind did all the work..

  • bitch atleast do it right

  • Is the wind jerk!

  • lol... isnt he supposed to kick it towards the goal post and NOT the goalie??

  • fantastic curl

  • what a joke, please your friend in the net throws the ball like a donkey :L

  • football for dummies

  • awsome

  • FAIL

  • expertvillage sucksssssssss

  • soccers awsome.

  • tou suck ugly noob

  • what's soccer?

  • lol come on its expertvillage. their whole lot of videos is a joke

  • 0:49 cut! 1000 times tried and failed :D then one shot bearly made it..

    and Y are the goals reversed????

  • i have nothing against homeless retarded mental patients, but when they somehow manage to steal a video camera, break into librarys and upload themselves playing football, i have to draw the line.

  • yea right ... the wind made the ball curve

  • Hey plz stop making fun of american football. we arent that bad. my team went to spain and demolished all the teams.. its called soccer because it was first called association football..... assoc.

  • americans carnt play sport, they have mcdonalds as their advertisements on football ROTFL

  • the reason usa is not a top football/soccer country is because all of the great american athletes play sports such as Football (where you throw the ball) and basketball. Imagine guys like adrian peterson playing football/soccer.

    PS. if you dont know him look him up

  • @xXxXxXS0CCERXxXxXx i agree with you 100 percent.

  • To all of you who think Americans suck at soccer you're retarted. Socer isn't even our main sport and yet we're still ranked top 15 in the world.

  • @Bengalsfan1025 soccer is ranked 2 in america buddy and its "soccer" lol

  • @Bengalsfan1025 You're number 18. Even Switzerland is better than you.

  • @lkkjsd You have a problem with Switzerland? They beat Spain when wherever the fuck your from couldn't

  • @RPHproductions Lol, actually when I wrote that I was thinking "i shouldn't say Switzerland, it's kind of unfair for them", so no. I don't have any problems with Switzerland. What i meant is that, for a small country who's always been so right there and never bothers anyone, you still kick USA's ass, the worlds most powerful country, apparently. I love Switzerland and they're really nice people. So i'm sorry if it came out wrong

  • @RPHproductions Wait, you're American, why the fuck did i bother replying?

  • @lkkjsd Just because I live in America doesn't mean I was born here or have American blood does it?

  • @Bengalsfan1025 you are ranked in the top 15 because you play with bunch of retards to qualify for the world cup..

  • @Bengalsfan1025 thats because your population is like around 6x higher than most european countries and even ghana can beat you

  • @942nick

    ghana are good you moron

    and of course, your argument makes perfect sense, that's why china and india win all the world cups

  • @Bengalsfan1025 fuck no.... americans must be bottom 51 in the world

  • @Bengalsfan1025

    Listen, its because u are about 300 million.

  • @Bengalsfan1025

    fifa rankings dont mean shit

    usa is currently 18

    france is currently 21

    does that mean usa is better than france?

    fuck and no

    and secondly, i think the USA are actually half decent at the sport, most of the people who say otherwise are pretentious twats who don't realise the irony in the assumptions they make

  • @bobbybushae339 TBH with you mate i think USA would run all over france at the moment, framnce went out of the world cup this year without a single win the same as italy lol. USA is a great football team and your right about the retards that say they suck lol.

  • @Bengalsfan1025 lol you can't even spell retarded right.

  • @bobthespin lol he's such a great representation of ignorance

  • @Bengalsfan1025 your american team is alright but the mls is shite

  • @Bengalsfan1025 your defence is good but you wouldent stand a chance against brazil

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  • mmexico could win the usa

  • @Bengalsfan1025

    top 20 ACTUALLY and that dont mean shit

  • those rankings are shit...every football fan knows that

  • @Bengalsfan1025 you have 300,000,000+ people. you're lying to yourself if you're thiking it isn't played even if it isn't a main sport.

  • @Bengalsfan1025 Baseball! Your only good because your the only ones that play it :L

  • @Bengalsfan1025 so......

    There arent even many countrys that have!!!!!FOOTBALL!!!!as there main sport and still are better. Like Germany or Holland its not the main sport there.

  • @Bengalsfan1025 i am greek we re ranked 11th in the world and we have like 300 million people less than u do...UNMATCHED

  • @Bengalsfan1025

    yeah but this guy really sucks..

  • @Bengalsfan1025

    In the top 15 because you play against poor opposition. I dont agree with people dissing USA soccer just because its the US. USA got some very decent players, Donovan, Dempsey Altidore howard, freidel etc but im also not a fan of people relying on FIFA rankings to claim theyre good at football. Ireland was ranked 13th a few years ago and were shite! rankings rely on opposition quality, beating honduras or paraguay really isnt the same accomplishment as beating germany or italy

  • @Bengalsfan1025 only because you have becham

  • @Bengalsfan1025 Quite right! The US Team has leaped lightyears in skill and talent these past years, and is a force to be reckoned with... But this guy really, really, really sucks ass... I mean, he wouldn't be in our squad - and we kindda suck...

  • @Bengalsfan1025 it's called football not soccer how can you expect that your country will be good a football if they don't even know the proper name????

  • @lightninggt10 where are u from?

  • @QballFittzz im from italy what about you??? if your from america you shouldnt ever reply cause my country kicked your country in every FOOTBALL game!

  • @lightninggt10 Look up the word soccer. It's a term created by the English.