The Funniest Joke in the World - legendado

[renancmmuniz]

Ich verlor meine Zeit damit, den Witz zu übersetzen, und es hat keine Übersetzung

[renancmmuniz]

I lost my time trying to translate the joke, and it has no translation

[Ol09Ash]

i thought you werent supposed to laugh at your own jokes

[SkillzPerfect]

How the he'll was this suppose to be funny.....

[pkrind]

what an amazing video ha ha ha thanks for sharing

[Thepoliticman]

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

[roversfan1991]

a woman came up to me and said "you are so drunk"

"you are so ugly, but i will be sober in the morning"

[roversfan1991]

a woman came up to me and said "you are so drunk"

"you are so ugly" i replied

"but i will be sober in the morning"

[damanissam]

the german thing i dont get?

[macospat]

I did the joke in google translate, it dosent make sense!

[projectgenises]

303 people missed the dislike button

[Model1337s]

not funny i dont think

[bayleegirl1]

you wasted almost 10 minutes of my life

****! i wasted my life on this stupid video...

this didnt evn have a good plot!

i give it -99999999999999999999999999999­9999999999999

*rapidly presses dislike*

[kokusanohtsubu]

AHHHHHHHHhhhh omoshirokatta

[limeindacoconut475]

some one translate it!

[TheMelandvalshow]

*Raises hand* I have a questin?

WTF IS THE JOKE?!?!?!?!?

Ppl would like to know the joke too!!!

[chris1122567]

wtf is the joke!!!!!!!?????

[justinbieberfreakism]

I don't get it.

[mrswth]

My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful.

Yes, it is pretty bad. XD

Saillant detail, the german version isn't german at all, for those who thought so, it's just a string of made-up, germansounding words.

[Iveteramos]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkk so funny KKKKKKKKKKKK

[pivotmadX]

this is one of the best things on youtube ive ever seen

[nfms12]

Anyone know what the joke was?

[fikhadu]

what the hell r u ? history teachers

[tugfngjfuvj]

The joke doesn't make sense o_O

[untmortadela]

thats why its called non-sense humor

[PortugalIV]

Well, it doesnt make sense to incult, dumb morrons.

For smart people it does, and it's pretty nice.

That's the difference between mighty British and stupid indians.

It a pity, BTW,, athat you are such an ignorant.

-Battle of Aljubarrota (1385)

5000 Portuguese soldiers smash 40.000 castillians (spanish) and 2000 french knights.

And you claim Portugal can't even face Spain hahahahah

Terrible commediant you are.

xD

Cheers!

[tugfngjfuvj]

dude, why do you answer to my comment with a comment which doesnt even have a relation to mine?

[untmortadela]

Battle of aljubarrota, lets see what wikipedia has to say... ''This story in particular is clouded in legend and hearsay.''

Hmmm, just a retarded to bring up such battles...

And why ur numbers are so imprecise, do you like lyng?

Real numbers:

6,500 men

600 English longbowmen

And in all numbers they where:

31,000 men, mostly cavalry

tsc,tsc,tsc..... why everyone who dont know how to argue like are such liers?

[PortugalIV]

You call that real numbers?

My numbers are from actual books, and real data.

You're presenting me wikipedia stuff xD

Long live PORTUGAL!

[PortugalIV]

BTW

Even according to your numbers the difference between Portuguese and Castillians was immense, thus proving the superiority of the medium Portuguese soldier.

Cheers!

[kattastrofe]

well we aren't in 1385 are we?

btw both portugal and spain suck

BRAZIL FTW!

[guigop2]

can someone translate plz?

[486217jordy]

Wenn ist das nunstück geht und slotermeyer?

Ja! Ba yerhund hund das oder die flipperwaldt gerspuhrt

Die bastards!!! sahsuahushausahshuahsuahsua

[pwnerd1]

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiher Hund das oder die Flipperwaldt gerspurt"

Makes no sense at all^^

[edeliaba]

Receio morrer de rir. Por isso, evito espiar alguns perfis do Orkut.

[silenced587]

lmfao britains great pre war joke. munich conference. thats great,

[franic1405]

funny as anything dont understand german or the joke but these guys are fuuny as fook lol love em check out the gustapo officers lol true british comedy lol

[deppygirl]

nao tem piada

[DuNBaI2]

what was the joke?

[shshshshssss]

i heard the joke before, it's not funny.

[Sileca]

let me point another thing out

is not a "nazi joke" is just that the situation is in the world war 2 and history is history! if it was a war with ingland or france the situation would be the same but with france or ingland in the place of "the nazis"(how you call them).

[Sileca]

¬¬ that's the point it is not for understanding because that joke is not real, is fiction!

hello? A joke who kills? the joke is that there is NO JOKE ¬¬

[DreaMeRHoLic]

iam german and CANT understand that they say...

1) the placements of the words are wrong

2) the main words downt exist

british humor.... stupid nonsense. and more then 124.203 people think its funny because they downt understand it.

but its a "nazi joke" so it MUST be funny...

stupid world...

[Lecroxam]

The wording is wrong because the translators each translated a single word. Watch the video! =P

[jeaarrg]

im afraid that what nazis did to humanity is worst then every bad english joke fella!

[DreaMeRHoLic]

history of england:

invation of North Ameria (killing the culture there) and taking the land (now know as the USA) and bringing SLAVES FROM AFRIKA.

the Diamon War in India and the Opium "War" with China (check this on Wikipedia).

And the owning of Autralia. taking the land and TELLING THE OTHERS WHAT TOO DO.

and you are afraid of germany? england just downt lost the war's they made.

brazil was "owned" by prutugal? pardo?

think about this

[FragMan69]

É verdade mas... e daí?

[OldSchoolMamute]

tosco

[untmortadela]

Yeah, the richest of all the colonies was portuguese for 322 years and still portugal was a shitty hole who couldnt even face spain.....Thats what i call bad administration

[PortugalIV]

What a morron you are.

Most of the american continent was spanish, and only Chile or Perú are richer than Brazil for minerals.

Furthermore, Portugal not even faced Spain, Portugal smashed Spain, altough Spain was much richer.

-Battle of Montes Claros

-Battle of Montijo (1644)

-Battle of Elvas's Lines (1659)

-Battle of Ameixial (1663)

-Battle of Castelo Rodrigo (1664)

-Battle of Montes Claros (1665)

-Conquest of Madrid (1707)

[untmortadela]

Tell me, do you are a dumbass, or just wanna look like and dumbass?

All of those battles where fougth in Portuguese Restoration War, wich portugual was just used by french and dutch(shitty countrys are always used by main powers, just see vietnam).

''This was done on the reasoning that a Portuguese war would drain Spanish resources and manpower''

''while Spain concentrated on its military commitments elsewhere in Europe''

Pretty easy!

Wikipedia

[moncheej1974]

If you want to make a decent argument, at least find out first how to spell!

[candlemass]

It's not funny because it's a nazi joke, it's funny because it's funny. But i can understand, "German humor" is a paradox because it's also not funny. So get over it and go sleep.

[TheRuggedOriginal]

I've heard the joke before. I survived, only because I am protected by an nonexistent sense of humor.

[Theronguardaaah]

My dogs got no nose!

[Theronguardaaah]

Yeah calling people gay is old.

[irok972]

if you DON'T think this is funny then you dont get brittish comedy and can go fuck yourself

[montage12333]

lol he laughs at his own jokes how sad

[BrotherAbuse77]

What the hell! what was the fucking joke?!

Im dieing to know

[vogi77]

you would die if someone tells you ;-)

[ericneedsU]

im scared to hear it

[nihilus3]

thats not funny weres the unown joke i wanna hear it

[JanetJudy]

If is the now-piece (git) and (Slotermeyer)? Yes! (Beiher)dog that or the pinball wood (gersput)!...thats the translation...

[spadesfunhouse]

google translations told me this--> if it is the nunstuck and slotermeyer? Yes! yerhund the ba or flipperwaldt gespuhrt

[MrG050]

this isn't german, so google wont tell you any translation...

like phonzi already said, it's just a pseudo-german what is supposed to sound like real...

this scetch is just awesome!

[phonzi]

Well, you are obviously mnissing your sense of humour :)

[phonzi]

It is not a proper german. It is a pseudo-german with no meaning, which only sound like a german.

[tay1or199204]

this is like the dumbest thing ive ever saw!

[adnauseam81]

This is the sketch that gave the band Killing Joke their name!

[VAKING01]

who the fuck lagugh like that

[fkd247]

they really went all out on these silly sketches..love it

[crimsonram12]

the worst video evar

[RandalBurns]

the joke was ...penis.... ha thats funny .....laugh hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!(drops dead)

[pimpedmexican]

im laughing my ass

penis!!!!!

hahahahahaha!!!!!

[Zebugamadruga]

Estou farto de procurar e não há tradução!O tb quero morrer a rir

[leandrotsilva]

Não tem tradução, a piada não faz sentido. São apenas algumas palavras em alemão e outras que só parecem alemão que não significam nada em nenhum idioma.

[SPEEDMASTERBR]

Na realidade se vcs forem ver esse video se refere a piada da guerra..

Porque comecou a 2° Guerra? Essa questao envolve o que eles fizeram no video..

Foi por razões tolas que eles comecaram a guerra e é isso o que eles retratam...

[alex134219]

heres the joke

a couple of milkmen were sitting in a room and some were getting old

[HomegirlOfJezu]

That. Is NOT. The Joke.

[lilkid91]

The peanut joke.. i laughed so hard!..

AND I DONT KNOW WHY

There...were some peanuts...walking down the street...and one was a salted.....peanut

[MrLabelChannel]

@lilkid91 lol i always undertood: There...were some peanuts...walking down the straße...and one was assaulted.....peanut

[suspectdevice7]

It was actually the legendary Scottish pasychiatrist Dr Charles Follen McKim Maloney who wrote the funniest joke known to man. He avoided death by writing it from the punchline backwards. The joke was immediatley locked in a vault at the ministry of defence.

[chrisislegend412]

thats cool actually pretty cool

[bigboyj314]

Do you know the joke?

[suspectdevice7]

No, I dont. I did once read a version of it in Danish, which of course I don't speak. Even though I didn't understand it I laughed so much I fainted and had to be rescusitated with oxygen. All I know is the joke has something to do with a lobster and a cowboy!

[scaranello2008]

foi a maior idiotisse que assisti ate hoje no youtube!!!!!!!!!!!

[leandrotsilva]

legal né?

[agente54]

jajajajajajaja

[elitebeaver]

Hahahahaha! Splat

[troythegr8]

what is the joke in english

[KardinalKrampus]

it doesnt mean anything...

...just a joke, u know...

[Saphiroko]

There...were some peanuts...walking down the street...and one was a salted.....peanut.

[dmanschaumbizzie]

the joke translated from german to english is "if it is the nunstuck and slotermeyer? Yes! Ba yerhund one or the flipperwaldt gespuhrt!"

[friedchichicken9]

what was the joke that the germans transferred to english?

[jkid76]

whats the joke plz tell me!

[zombiekiller187]

this is not funny every one know that eurpean comedy is not funny

[twinkimaster]

Are you sure you don't mean intelligent comedy?

[zombiekiller187]

well i dont know it might be cuz i havent laugh at any thing for a long time exept for happy tree friends lol or cuz i know this isnt funny do you think it funny i mean come on its my opinon

[kanyewesty911]

you idiot european comedy is the best there is especially BRITISH comedy which is highly influential especially monty python which spawned a whole new generation of comedy, im guessing your american well you dont know comedy anywya it took years for you to understand what was funny about toilet jokes, now you use them too much in comedy films

[zombiekiller187]

yeah no its not i do get the jokes but yeah theyr not doing it for me like what the hell its not funny

[kanyewesty911]

well that where our differences lay then, its jus tthe idea that a jomke is that funny itll kill you yet the joke is awful that is why its funny especially the SS officer being immune claiming it isnt funny then dying, watch the cheese shop sketch or dead parrot and if you dont laugh your plain wierd lol

[roverfan4]

i wouldnt say hes plain weird i would say hes a stupid idiot lol but i guess weird works too... :)

[XxwannabefamousxX]

I guess some people have different tastes, no?

have you seen the Ministry of Silly walks yet?

It' my favorite.

[mrdeersniper]

@kanyewesty911 No, this is not the funniest joke in the world. British comedy sucks.

[Mindhunt44]

@mrdeersniper So does your mum <3

[Devvy996]

@mrdeersniper

Only because you don't understand it :3

[NerevarTheIncarnate]

It didn't really make sense in German.. it was pretty much nonsense.

[jefroardo131]

what was the joke in english

[AWM05]

What? You wanna die?

[Chandrix9510]

at least they died happy

pelo menos morrerram felizes

xD

[Rukia12342234]

I wanna see the joke!!!! I REALLY wanna see it!!!!!

[MaicoPaiva]

ótimo - Wonderful

[Magrinho2007]

O Monty Python nos mostra com este sketch com é fácil "morrer" de rir!!!!

[getwicked]

Ooh! Good to know, TheJibs! Thanks. I always wondered.

[Fosterpython]

Eric Spam Idle is spam funny.

O spam do bHitler não é muito spam. Mas o Monty Python parte-me o spam à gargalheira!

[Patolinus22]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk puft!

[TheCommentor]

D; I don't get the german joke,

[TheJibs]

its not real, its just random german words

[ElanorPam]

Sei não, acho que a piada do cachorro do Hitler ainda ganha. XDD

[nemovox]

hahahaha foda!

[mayravb]

testing

[flyboyII]

LOL THE GESTAPO AGENT!

[CheezRulez123]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahha

[artistamisterioso]

Eric Idle is funny

[andrepnh]

Omg...

You discovered that alone?

[willtaka]

The meaning is not the point...

[boazamr]

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRGGHHHHHHHH

im angry

eu to bravo

And i hate mondays

[mightyleo]

mto bom ahsuahsuahusauhsuhashua x)~

[helschinki]

John Cleese is the BEST!

[raptorbr]

alguem poderia traduzir ela para o portugues?

[leandrotsilva]

Não tem tradução, na verdade a maioria das palavras nem existem.

[biihdesrosiers]

hauihouiehaiuheuaioheuiheui

OMG! =D

[ludgidia]

Here are some attempts at translation:

"If is the now-struck git and slotmaster? Yes! Behind-dog it or the flipper-forest kaput!"

A more stricter translation:

"If is the now-piece (git) and (Slotermeyer)? Yes! (Beiher)dog that or the pinball wood (gersput)!"

Together that would probably mean:

"If is the now-struck git and slotmaster? Yes! Behind dog it or the pinball-wood kaput!"

[TMUSICIAN]

translate the joke, lmao

[pedrohissa2]

"Wenn ist das nunstuck geht und slotermeyer? Ja! Ba yerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gespuhrt!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[rafaelmacintosh]

WTF!?!?!?!??!?!!?

OMG, THE FUNNYEST!!!!!!

A W E S O M E ! ! !

=D

[Conan1ts]

Please, don't die! :oD