Catherine Zeta-Jones Christmas Message

[cizzam21]

This had me rolling. Good lord.

[SabrielFear]

lol, this had me in stitches, love Dawn!

[salem2508]

do you know what I love? I love blinking, I do... *blink*blink*

[FRANKENBERRY64]

Dawn sounds just like her when she starts speaking American.

[robbiesloan]

Still my favorite sketch of dawns :)

[guitargeekette]

The dead dead

[mattkris2007]

'Princess Cerys Matthews Spartacus' LOL

[frenchandsaunder1000]

all the ones with chaterine zeta jones r some what the same but funny

[Lullalies]

great american accent!

[shaunheable]

real swansea accent

[Ypipable]

Who would have thought it about it eh! Back of the valley!

[jeffeastwood15]

"Did you see me at the Oscars? I looked gorgeous! Googly, guggaly, milky, orby, sucky tittie yum yum, cockle tidy snuggle bosoms drop-drawers gorgeous!"

[lilmissmusic2012]

@jeffeastwood15 While she looked like the living dead!!! XD

Dawn French is so funny! :D

[jeffeastwood15]

Dawn looks so gorgeous when she's made up as Catherine. If I were heterosexual I think I'd definitely have the hots for her =^)

Anyone know which of the 3 different "Catherine" skits appeared first?

[juzzylime94]

RESULT!!!!!!

[zsra187]

'As my grandad and I...no sorry not my grandad.....my husband and I!' HAHAHAHAHHAAAA!

[truediva18]

I love how she goes from funny to that serious stare! Dawn is awesome.

[sempreviva82]

Renee Zellwegger for instance!!!

[cizzam21]

White she looked like the livin dead. I always crack up when she says that!

[MusicalFan25]

FABLAS!!! XD

[Jefgg]

This chick shits bigger than Catherine Zeta-Jones. She should show more cleavage. 

[daylily1]

Love this!!!! Thank you for posting

[flexan4o]

... and anyone who says otherwise can spin on this... ::::::::::DDDDDDDD

[MyMerlin1]

Catherine Spartacus-Zeta-Dougla s-Jones

[keepurpwsoffmyundrwr]

lol dude thats an irish accent 

[LaraCroftDiary]

@keepurpwsoffmyundrwr No its welsh.

[keepurpwsoffmyundrwr]

@LaraCroftDiary except that in alot of the parts its irish

[Frog869]

@keepurpwsoffmyundrwr lol dude, no its a welsh accent.

[dominickkk5]

No Oscar - RESULT.

[IAmACrackFox]

princess carys matthews

[DossyWood]

"sucky titty yum yum" XDXD she's awesome!

[BirdOfCassadaga]

Spartacus family

:D

[21Frankenberry]

" It was truly anus horriblus, and that's something Michael knows all about." " And I looked gorgeous. Googily Goggily Milky Orby Sucky Titty Yumyum Cockel Tidy Snuggle Bosoms Drop Drawers Gorgeous. While she looked like the living dead!" I could die laughing!

[ben7368]

dawn is v funny but welsh accent is horrible

[SandrineSoprano]

Loves Dawn and Jen

[busybuzzbuzz]

Let's all think back about the year I've had

[Malbo22]

haha! Back o' the Vallie!

[shmuli9]

Dawn French has the Welsh accent spot-on, except she never says "look you"... :-)

[Eccentric0Enigma]

@shmuli9 She did around 4:35 I think

[shmuli9]

@Eccentric0Enigma OMG! She DOES say "look you" at 4:35... How funny... (I like the Welsh accent, though really trying to translate Welsh to English is rather hard considering the English are next to the Welsh, but Welsh sounds SO foreign).

[FinalHeaven1001]

i love blinkin' i do :D

[wally0o0o0o0]

"and believe me it was dark, i didnt take my sunglasses off for 5 months!"..lool

[artdjmaster]

why did she say "shoulders back, shoulders back"? What does that mean?

[sasgb]

Ach y fi! lol

[brightonking69]

i can imagine Catherine Zeta Jones NOT being happy about these parodies ! LOL

[stargazinboi]

The way she says 'heffer' cracks me up everytime.

[poodlesrgreen]

hello campers!

[TerriDayUS]

RESULT!!

[anthonynewsome]

she's amazing 

[Albitacrazy]

poor renee xDDD

[SuperHollieeeX]

"While she looked like the living dead. Or rather the dead dead. No Oscar. RESULT." hahah

[I1DONT4LIKE0PIE]

"not my grandad sorry my husband!" hahahah!

[MsLetmeout]

What a clever talented amazing Lady Fabulous LOVE U Dawn

[FastForwardLover18]

I cry everytime I see this. I would fucking die if I ever met Dawn French.

[ingridmadonna7]

sooooo funny

[IsobellaAme]

well you gotta admit that Catherine did look gorgeous and saucy in Chicago and Reene DID look like the living dead though her legs very nice. French and Saunders are so hillarious!!!

[CocaineHabbit]

@IsobellaAme

it was strange with chicago, because at times renee looked absolutely stunning, but then sometimes she looked a little weird.

[IsobellaAme]

@CocaineHabbit lol "a little weird" is putting it kindly!

[cand33y]

Pmfsl this Is class!! She really looks like a curvier version of czj n all :) love em both

[alocohc]

Don't you just love her

[abinge12]

no oscar- result!!!bet catherine zeta- jones really did think that!:D

[pinkyellowblackred]

i nearly pissed myself

[MyMerlin1]

Catherine Zeta American Jones.

[Suedeheadlover]

I just noticed that when Dawn starts doing the American accent, she sounds EXACTLY like Katey Sagal. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

[bicarbonat]

No, you are so incredibly right! Holy shit, it's practically identical...I wonder if, when non-American actors practice American accents, they hone in on a particular individual to take a bit of example? idk...but that def. sounds like Katey Sagal, who's a great comedic actress too, so that's even better

[Moocherx]

Do you know what I love? I love blinkin', I do.

[JoFrSc]

This is just pure comic genius!

[johnslack13]

fucking priceless, lmfao

[Ypipable]

And a great big yaka-da-to-ya...

[brightsideoflife64]

Catherine made a comment about £1m not being very much money to her and Michael - and I can only imagine this must have grated on Dawn and Lenny who work so hard for Comic Relief - their charity work both here and in Africa. Dawn seems to relish having a "pop" at Catherine and her "glammy" lifestyle.!

[thehoopoe]

REE-SULT!

[oniseifer05]

i love her american catherine zeta jones voice. fuckin hilarious!

[harmlessful]

That's hilarious. Dawn really is something. I also like most the part about Renee Zellwegger - living dead. ORIGINAL.

[riccardo15]

The Renee Zellwegger part was awesome - RESULT!

[Brooksider100]

Dawn French is from Anglesey which is like the Dark Side of the Moon compared to Swansea which is where CZJ is from. They are almost as different as Yorkshire and Cornish....same country but the voices are totally different.

Dawn also brings in Ruth Madoc's 'Gladys Pugh' voice from Hi-Dee-Hi. Makes it funnier because Gladys is common and tries to be posh...so the inference with CZJ is clear. Very funny and pokes fun at Welsh hypocrisy...I am Welsh and it made me laugh out loud several times.

[ameliacg]

ahhaa, this is so funny!

[thetweedldee93]

whoever we..shoulders back shouldersback..of th plight of th disadvantaged an th deluuded everywhere....renee zellwegar for instance! lol XD thts jst faablus!

[zecidnac]

I lose it when she says "fabbalus!" then gets all serious. I love these parodies. Dawn French is awesome.

[brokendisease]

Hullo, campers

[hurricanegeek]

I'm American, looove F&S (and British Comedy in general), and love all of Britain, since my ancestors hail from England, Scotland, and Wales...

[jotomas2]

I love that slightly crazed look Dawn gets when she says Rene's name. Dawn is amazing!

[paolinacorsaro]

omg this is great!

[bistrosidecar]

So much Wales hate... I love Wales, it's so much more beautiful than England and the accent is amazing... England does have London though...

[w00tsville]

the woman doing this is Welsh

[bistrosidecar]

No I'm talking about the all the horrible comments about Wales from English people on the comments board.

[Brooksider100]

Even funnier is the Dylan Thomas parody after about 2mins 41 secs. It is brilliantly written and wonderfully delivered. (Dylan was from Swansea). I actually laughed out loud all the way thru this....and I hate Rene Hellcatswigger

[redlaxmi]

where does 'spartacus' come from?

[thewalking]

Kirk Douglas (Zeta-Jones' dad-in-law) played Spartacus in the 1960 film.

[Iznibz]

"Spartacus" is a reference to CZJ's husband's family.... her father-in-law is Kirk Douglas.

[Neecy19]

Brilliant, thanks so much for posting!

[treasureshope]

sssooooo! funny i love it. from one williwobble to another.

[Lazzer1990]

FABLUSSS! lol

[snouty87]

funny as we loves french and saunders and catherine in wales x

[Lyco499499]

Speak for yourself.

I'm Welsh, I love French and Saunders, but Catherine Zeta Jones is another "Wales? What? I'm not from Wales! Who told you that?! Never heard of the place."

Just like Anthony Hopkins.

[CocaineHabbit]

there seems to be two extremes; the ones who seem ashamed and the ones who are a little too proud, like charlotte church who never bloody shuts up. its like "okay, you're welsh, we get it"

[cymro5]

True enough about Zeta Jones, but I've read an interview with Hopkins saying that he loves the land of his birth. He has plenty of nice things to say about Wales.

[snouty87]

Catherine Zeta Jones is proud she brings it up when she can that she is from wales! watch her interviews in america shes very proud, as we all are!

[ebbsie]

Anybody know which sketch came first - this or Dawn's other Catherine Zeta-Jones parody? (the non-Christmas one that is)

[alabam5]

I'm sure it was this one.

[ebbsie]

OK, thanks.

[Chateautje]

this one was the second I believe, after the first turned out to be a huge success

[euurrrope]

oh my gosh. funny stuff! "you know what i love? i love blink'n i do." hah

[miltonluvsno1]

Dawn french is stunning.

[bootsandsaddles]

Fahb'lus sketch , very good :)

[jknutson09]

FAT BITCH!

[cs028]

I love blinkin' I do! LOL!!!

[hnoss13]

"The dead dead. No Oscar, RESULT!"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

[CocaineHabbit]

the straight face she does at random intervals are just genius! the renee bits were hilarious, even though im a huge fan and thought she was better in "chicago" than zeta jones.

[M4rtyn]

Googly, Goggly, Milky, Orby, Sucky-Titty, Yum-Yum, Cockle, Tidy, Snuggle-Bossoms, Drop Dead GORGEOUS.

[varickwt]

That was feckin hilarious!

[mnm222yellow]

3:34 hahahahahaha

[Lazzer1990]

The Christmas story in all it's snow white, slow right, snowey night, snow ball, jim-jam frostey flakes jam joy XD this has gotta be one of their best sketches :D

[RobinGoodFellovv]

I couldn't agree more ; isn't that a parody of Welsh poet Dylan Thomas's "Under Milk Wood"?

[veganWiccan]

"No Oscar. RESULT!" My fave parody so far, and I love Catherine Spartacus-Zeta-Douglas-Jones, especially in Chicago. Dawn is so FAB!!

[ElectronicAku]

I actually lol'd so hard at "SHOULDERS BACK SHOULDERS BACK". xD

[noshindaz]

"she looked like the living dead.......or rather the dead dead!" LOL love her and when she did vicar of dibley. both hilarious comedies!

[AbFabFan09]

I'm from wales & I find this bloody brilliant

[Mahoney8T7]

valley's girl? say that to anyone in swansea you'd get a smack! swansea is a city right on the sea, and about as far away from the valley's and 'pit ponies' as you can get. i hate the stereotype that everyone thinks all welsh people are miners, live in caves and are uneducated!

in fact i've never been to the valley's!

[marquoth]

It's a parody! Lighten up and get over yourself. I'm form yorkshire and I still think the Monty Python "when I was a lad" sketch is great.

Speaking of being uneducated, what's with the apostrophe you've rammed into valleys? All three times you wrote it. It's a plural, not a genitive, and it isn't abbreviated either. Yo'u mig'h't as w'ell ju'st sho've th'e'm in e'v'e'rywh'e'r'e...

[bicarbonat]

Yeah, and in the bigger picture, it's not even so much about Yorkshire as it is about folks from "the old days" who always ref. how hard it was for them growing up, and how younger generations don't understand. I mean, that applies pretty much everywhere! It's a damn good sketch, just like this one~

[mtav30]

According to Wikipedia "The San Fernando Valley (colloquially known as The Valley) is an urbanized valley located in Southern California, United States. More than half of the city of Los Angeles' land area lies within the San Fernando Valley. Other cities in the Valley include Burbank, Glendale, San Fernando, and Calabasas." This is therefore the Valley she means.

[ekkostar]

LOL @ Michael Getting old jokes!

My granddad... oh he's not my granddad, he's my husband!

[DramaQueen1844]

Hey Merry Christmas and a great big christmas yacky-da to all of you. Lol she makes me chuckle

[DramaQueen1844]

"Do you know what I love? I love blinking I do"

[Rocketjay12]

as an American some of the references are lost on me,but Dawn French makes me laugh my ass(arse)off like few others. she's brilliant!

[crouchingk]

Ahaha! Dawn is absolutely "googly-goggly, milky-orby, sucky-titty, yum-yum, cockle-tighty, snuggle-bosoms, drop-drawers GORGEOUS!" ;D

[gdmadix]

I have spent the entire day watching French and Saunders and laughing my fool head off. They are wonderful. Dawn made a great Zeta Jones. Come to America.

[Lazzer1990]

Truly Anus Horroblis HAHHA! Omg!

[faceoffish42]

Brilliant camera work there by John Vincent!

[sananthonym]

fu&k sh*t fu&k sh*t' shoulders back shoulders back!!!

[XTINAsianlatinA]

Love how they maker her have a heavy Welsh accent LOL, as if she hides it in real life!Maybe?!

[GTC40]

how can she say all that stuff for 5 mins and not even take in a sharp intake of breath, trying not to laugh????????

[chubsykins]

i cant believe how mch weight shes gained she was sooo slim in zoro

[edbyrne24]

its not actually catherine zeta jones :L !!! it's dawn french!!!!

so funny !!!

[chubsykins]

i know i was only joking lmao i jmust wanted to see if anyone believed me hahaha

[saravaci]

Haha

[govno78]

I love it when she says I WENT ALL AMERICAN...

Catherine Zeta must have a sense a humour ans I can only guess she finds this funny and flathering!!! Go french!

[govno78]

this is absolutely hilarious. French is a genious!!!!

I could not stopped laughing the first time I saw this. I love when she starts speaking with an american accent and she says I went all american!

I think Catherine Z has a sense of humour and she must find this funny and flathering.

[TomMSTie]

R-R-R-Result!

[Alex5Hall]

Sucky titty yumyumy georgeous ha lol

[Alex5Hall]

Shoulder's Back Shoulder's back! :D

[frogpoo11]

do you know what i love? i love blinkin i do!

lol

[Nakatomiuk83]

Thank you for those caring and comforting messages in those dark times and believe me they where dark. I didn;t take off my glasses for 5 months.....

I love the way she says FAB-LUSSSS and goes into a straight face. Dawn your gorgeious and 1 of the comedy queens of the UK I would love to meet her.

[pherydust]

I just discovered F&S the other day when I saw the Lord of the Rings parody-- and OH MY GOD, I fell in love with them, they are hilarious!!! Wish we had comedy like this here in the States!!

[gfayzako]

I never ever ever get tired of this!

Long Live F&S!

Too many amazing quotes to quote =)

[JourneyOfABook]

But F&S like this are already over! :(

Saw there last tour at newcastle.

[TheRogueSlig]

Ark at me, I think.

[CymroCymraeg07]

No, she says "Ych-a-fi" which is a Welsh expression similar to "Yuck!" or "Eww". I don't know why she uses it there though.

[bicarbonat]

Maybe she's saying "ych-a-fi" at the prospect of *not* changing her accent and t/fore not getting anyone to sleep with her (which, I guess, she implies, is then the road to success in Hollywood lol)

[scottjhnsn]

can i just say...dawn french and jen are the queens of facial expressions! they're almost funnier than the lines.

[mtmrnah]

And as my grandad and I..no sorry not my grandad..my husband and I look back over these last 12 months LOL!!! so clever

[jeremyrain98]

Uh...Catherine Zeta Jones played by great Dawn French.

[LAchyM3]

absolutely hysterical XD !!!

[Zerrum]

Is 2:40 a reference to 'Under Milk Wood'?

[christohopper1]

there is a little refrence yer lol i remember it because my group did it as a piece at a winter showcase the actual line goes something like

slowblack crow black ..... thats all i can remember sorry

[Chateautje]

"Hello campers!!!" it's such a great line!

[crouchingk]

LOL! Dawn French is "drop-drawers" hilarious!

"RRRRRRESULT!"

Love her to bits!  ;D

[nightwish789]

dawn french should grow her hair long she looks really pretty there

[Larukuislove]

I agree! =D

she looks gorgeous ^^

[DIVASatYTJoanCollins]

oh yes not to mention those fabulous boobs!...lmao!

[skippingmeg]

dawn french is english but born in wales. Her family moved around alot because her dad was in the RAF

[jotomas2]

God I love French and Saunders, the Jodie and Jorden sketches are great but I love this. Love the Dylan Thomas remarks then she follows it up with Thomas-like diatribe, Perfect smart comedy!

[promiseIsaih60]

She's Good! I love the 'American Accent or no one will sleep with you' part! Funny Stuff! ;D

[RingoE24]

That's propa mega bangin' funny that is

[vannucci78]

I love how she suddenly goes all serious at 1:35

[difficlty]

haha its no wonder people think us welsh are stupid!

[NDforever1]

"Do you know what I love? I loves blinkin I do!"

[Dustylove]

"While she looked like the living dead" .... LOL

[gutterpunk6292]

Know what I love? I love blinkin I do.

Hahahahahaha!

[Indego212]

Actually.... Dawn French is welsh.

She lives and works in England, but she doe's hail from the land of the red dragon.

[CorrsCorrsCorrs]

french is a ledg! XD

luv her

[Alexandriabeard]

"...of the plight of the disadvantaged and deluded everywhere...Renee Zelwegger for instance" ROFL! XD so brilliant

[FlameTheHedgehog2]

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