Stimulus or Else!? gnooze February 10, 2009

[thearcangel11]

She is just so funny and so cute. I'm surprised a network hasn't grabbed her up. They should.

[jwiska]

30% discovered? that means we dont know how many 100% is damn, i am glad we understand we know where 30% of the unknown 100% are..

you know that expanding foam used in construction, kinda the process of creation of your cortex. Not saying that polymer has ability to calculate, quite the opposite of the description of what comes out that respiratory hole in the center of ya.

[yellowfluff]

I love ya! your not old - i am old. Love watching you! thanks for making so many vidoes - I am catching up!

[rafterman055]

LOL good job,, I had a slate and some chalk,,,and the class had one book,,we took turns. lol The wife loves ya too.

[anmoose]

Wow Marta! It's sad to think that you're so old you consider reading more important than playing games on a Nintendo. You pooooor old woman. *snif*

Of course I'm not about to ever admit that I'm so old I remember when reading was more important than tv..... :-)

[RyanMajestic]

hey jerkface, those are my games!

[mike8494]

Cool Marta :-) Mike

[GungFuMan777]

Love her personality, pretty face, eyes and long beautiful hair....sweet!!

[GungFuMan777]

Don't forget that there is a provision for socialistic and rationed medicine, meaning that if your over a certain age, you'll have to wait months or years for health care and younger people will get priority. Only important people will get surgery, drugs or other services.

Everyone better start learning how to get healthy ON THEIR OWN and stop thinking that you have "health insurance" or "health care". It's a SICK CARE industry, NOT health care...doctors don't even know what HEALTH is!!

[david80905]

No doubt, government health will help to ENSURE the important people (liberal politicians) get the health care they need to run the life's of the little people.

[shockolanu]

I thought it was called Bail-out. Now, Hussein has changed the name....?

[YellowSSS]

This bill is to get Americans to spend more money. How will I feel like spending money if Education gets money, and health care gets money?

[LuminaChannel]

You are great!

[ShipwreckedSOS]

I love the last 20 seconds! I've never seen Marta this disjointed. I totally started giggling when she began squinting her eyes during the cutest rant I've ever seen. GEEZ!

[MillionthUsername]

Still loving the French! "Incroyable". I can't help but take a few fake puffs myself whenever I see you do that. : )

I'm just glad there's no pork in the "stimulus" bill. Obama said so. The crowd cheered. It must be true. "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

I guess the lying comes with the thieving, but did anyone even notice? Are we that far gone already?

[scutterslim]

You are right, A-Roid is a douche

[louis12346]

Mississippi lawmakers have passed a bill to protect the states residents during martial law. On the Office of the Lieutenant Governor of Mississippi website, Phil Bryant announces the passage of SB 2036. The legislation restricts the power of a peace officer to confiscate firearms and ammunitions in an emergency or during a time of martial law, according to the website.

Senator Merle Flowers Lieutenant Governor Bryant mentions the law applies to martial law.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[MegaSuperUberMe]

how smart....

[DamienSteel]

Love your French accent!

[MBRHIndustries]

Oh man, theres gonna be a monkeybone sequel?!

[strav12]

Definitely so old! Thanks as ever!

[SothisAmon]

HAHAH therapy cat :D

Zim has got morgan unspellable-dri in as prime minister but mugabe is still top dog :(

"im so old" no your not granmartha

[Jascx]

Although I am a huge fan of Gnooze, I have to say, it is starting to get a little repeptitive. They need some fresh ideas to jazz it up a little

[dustywood]

That is crap sandwich with the side order of crap fries that scholastic is selling toys.

I miss George Bush because his voice wasn't as annoying.

He at least always sounded like he wanted to tell a joke.

Obama just sounds sad and not sure of his next word.

[ddlsr]

Look closer at the actual books Scholastic offers. A lot of them are just promos for various TV shows and movies, anyway. Sad.

[CommentorX]

Aw, Gnooze, you should so have a baby. You would make a fantastic mother. Plus, Spricket24 recently admitted that she was preggers, and have you seen the size of her knockers lately??? Holy cow, she's got Mighty Morphin' Power Boobies!

[librano]

Spot on with Obama impression :D

[karakaraman01]

you're funny but informative

[P00P0STER0US]

Aw you're not old, you carry that youthful effervescence that turns into graceful maturity 20 years from now. And you'd age a lot faster if you had kids. This is as irrefutable as death and taxes. Have a fantastic Wednesday!

[conspiracy777]

aahhhh ... annnnnnd .. aahhhhahhhh and ahhh aannnnnnd

[cv1122]

even though the news is not funny you always make me chuckle. great job girl and damn you are not old.

[captainspaulding17]

if only Blagojevich was french!!! those are my two favorite imitations you do.

[digamejh]

Your Obama impression is getting better.

Keep up the good work!

[cybersphere]

I wonder if Obama talks like that when it's business time in the Barrack household.

You know, ahhh, this environment, ahhh, requires a stimulus. I have, ahhh, a package, ahh, a large package. I think we should inject it, ahhh.

[cybersphere]

Nice, ahhh, Obama, ahhh, impersonation.

[PsyogiBottoms]

you're so old...lol

You are so perfect! I love you Marta. Top Story!

[elephantinpajamas]

therapy cat was perfect. like one of you "i hate this" moments. i enjoy those parts, they're more inside.

[sopeauh]

that was a really good barack impersonation

[alwayskatharine]

Darn you, Scholastic. I love(d) those flyer things- must they poison them?

[JimmerSD]

Your Obama is so good that If I close my eyes I can see him. So good!

[thizizliz]

Apparently Scholastic thinks reading is over rated and that profits take precedence. Nice.

[jx14aby]

What about reading?

[TWITfromURANUS]

You'll never be old.

[airborne373]

I'm not sure what is worse. The trillion dollar bankster bailout or another Brendon Fraser mummy movie.

The trillion dollar bankster bailout. Buckle your seat belt its going to be a bumpy ride.

[willdabeast88883333]

haha Marta you always entertain me! :)

loved the french accent and you hit the nail on the head with the Obama speech! :)

keep it up, you are going places!

[batflies]

word!

[OHT53]

Hey business is business besides kids don't read any more nor are you old but you are literate.

[SonomaDave1]

Perhaps you need a baby.

[Northern5tar]

There's something odd about knowing how much is of yet to be discovered. When an egyptologist says two-thirds is still undiscovered, how does he know? Sort of like the known-unknowns of Rumsfeld.

Mummies are funny. Their humor is very dry.

[jx14aby]

lol!

[DarkMaverik]

You're not old! They're just too young!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

No doubt,during the President's press conference,you were waiting for the other shoe to drop. When would we see relief? That may best be a shoe thrown somewhere,rather than dropped. As for the French in Afghanistan,I am surprised they bother to pronounce the name at all. Its such a distraction to their smoking time,to have to go there.

I call A Rod, A rhoid.

[citizenkong]

Oooooh. I don't know what i like best. . . Your Russian accent or your French? Hmmmmmm.

Jonas Bros!!! I am outraged!

[andreous7]

U think your old...Ha

:-)

[maximumvalues]

Obama forget to mention at the meeting. screwed if we do and screwed if we don't but at least i can say " i tried "

[maximumvalues]

you stimulate my laughter.. thanks!

[Stupidwrthlsboy]

how bout the warm and fuzzy blanket terrorism act (only cause all acts must include the word terrorism)

yea and arod does suck

[qiranger]

Ancient!!!!

LOL

[sidcortes]

loose the lulcats, thanks. ♥

[bbrand5150]

very stimulating

[chelsithomas]

Another great video Martha!

[kylep8514]

Yes, very good, Martha

[yrulooknatme]

I mad about scholastic. How come they didn't offer those incentives when I was readin their stuff? Geez!!!

[redbrest]

Again, A good job. Thanks N keep it up Marta.

[RevoltorAdapt]

Marta you are so fun to see of the news. TY.

[darkkittycry]

No more Brandon Frasier  movies.. PLEASE

[WhirledSol]

I used to love Scholastic. Now I feel like there is a giant hole in me.

[goodyboiii]

1st!

[albinwonderland]

Man I miss bookorders in elementary school ;__;

[Loreki]

I'm gonna use my lawyer argument skills and say.

1. You're not old! You're young and hip! Down with the political nerd kids.

Alternatively, if you don't buy that.

2. Older woman are cool. I hear they teach you things. :P

[WulfBand]

I lost my Mummy recently ;(

[kaycem]

mummies? first come mummies, then come zombies... LOL.

your barack impression is made of awesome marta.

[AJAX556]

Zombies I can handle.

It's the mindless obama drones that want to crush me by demanding money I make goes to someone that doesn't work.

[awesomefrog1]

i love you

<3