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  • Filmed with a smaller grain of rice.

  • my pc crashed trying to play the video

  • Wow this is amazing, with what model toaster did you film this with?

  • at 3:00 is how goku looks in super saya 3 in HD :D

  • whta a waste of time -.-

  • since when does a tank shoot a fucking nuke

  • А на смерч видимо всем похуй ... :|

  • i dident know crysis 4,864 was out :) (jk)

  • 0:18 had a nice beat to it.

  • recorded all by potatoe

  • holy shit, crysis fireworks!

  • 240P=Crysis=Epic fail

  • After this my computer would melt, so I don`t blame you for filming with a microwave!

    The barrel (thing, entity actually spawns those on death.

  • Please refrain from recording video games with lamps.

  • @SGTBOB14 You counted the barrels???

  • with wat the hell do you recorder this ? A POTATOE?

  • You could say

    *puts on sunglasses*

    we have a Crysis on our hands.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • BOOM!!

    

  • 240p.. We meet again..

  • нихуя себе

  • I only counted 4,863 barrels

  • this game looks gay far cry 2 is better and far cry 3 will run circles around this the map editor on far cry is much better

  • 0:47 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A BLACK HOLE OR SOMETHING?! O.O

  • Achievement unlocked: Ozone Destroyer.

  • What is that laser tank called in-game? I've tried to find it for years, but the editor is such a piece of crap, i can't find shit at all -.-

  • In the title when you say very high, you obviously dont mean the way you recorded it

  • black hole created

  • 240p we meet again..

  • far cry is better

  • That is a pretty high frame rate considering how strong your PC needs to be to run Crysis when this ISN'T happening.

  • eu faço isso no minecraft!

  • OMG A BLACKHOLE

  • IT'S THE END OF DAYS!

  • U tore a whole in the space-time continuum

  • my gameboy would lagg less

  • OH MY GOD THERE'S THE GUY WITH THE NANOSU- *BOOM* *Penis through the mouth*

  • super nova

  • 240p, like a baus.

  • 0:22 epic explosion lag

  • judging by your frame loss your computer damn near exploded, the last thing we need is a zombie desktop eating up precious my precious time

  • Firework!! happy new year

  • go to 1:55 

  • If i could get 1 dollar per each pixel, i would get 1 dollar

  • 2:50 happy new year 2012 :)

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  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats Because Crysis was designed as a PC game while Crysis 2 was designed as a console game.

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats because they optimized crisis 2 for multiplayer and to be practical. when they first released crysis they had to put off production until consumer computers could run it, it was like made in 2002. they say NASA tried to run it and it crashed one of their computers

    dont correct me if this is incorrect, but thats the rumors I heard about it.

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats Because crysis 2 was ported into consoles

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats Because the first crysis was made for the PC and only the PC. the second was designed for the console. Really wish more games would become PC exclusive.

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats Because Crysis 2 was a console port. Crysis was exclusively PC.

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats My pc runs crysis 2 on the max, while it doesnt run crysis 1 on max

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats Because Crysis was made for the PC and ported for the consoles. Crysis 2 was made for the consoles and ported for the PC.

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats because is it

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats cause crysis 2 is a shitty console game

  • your ars is shity

  • @diamondsammuri aah a youtube toughguy, how cute.

    go drink your milk little boy

  • @supermotardmario yea but not everyone has thousands to waste on a computer just to play games when it comes down to it who cares what you play it on as long as you have fun graphics aint everything

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats i have my own business + i do motocross and supermoto , and still i game on pc , so whats the big deal ? pc doesnt take more time , i have a ps3 to and an xbox 360

  • @supermotardmario theres who said anything about time? you just said shitty consoles an i basicly said not everyone has thousands to waste on a computer just to play games no big deal no arguement just a comment peace

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats yes i know the answer to this now can you all stop commenting on my comment cheers : )

  • @TheOPTIMYSTICALbeats Because the original Crysis was made strictly for the PC, Crysis 2 had to be made with console hardware limitations, so the game had to be made with less detailed textures.

  • what brand of toaster did you use to record this

  • @BillEGoat5299 Original... You're a pretty witty guy.

  • recorded with a calculator

  • black hole.

    nuff said.

  • yes.. you were (very high) indeed when you made this.

  • wat brand of toaster did u use to record this?

  • maximum teabag...

  • Nice High Qualty Video With Your $10 Phone.

  • Dudes dont criticise him this is a big boom ... it takes the shit out of his computer...

  • I could record better with my ASS

  • many ppl use potatos to play games.....damn the economy is going down the shitter XD

  • Is this the HD they´re all talkin about?

  • @Halexahn the graphics are immense this was a crappy camera

  • @NYClolita I know ;) i was just kiddin. Crysis is damn monster

  • @Halexahn pffft gotcha =w= yes...yes it is

  • "Maximum fart"

  • Looks like the opening to hell.

  • ha ha ha FireShow! =) and tanks very interesting and cool))

  • and... Boom - freeze - 1 FPS - fluid(5fps) => nothing to see here.

    Oh, I suggest that you capture with a warhammer tank next time, you'll have higher quality!

  • recorded it on very high and uploaded it on 240p, whats the point?

  • all mines of vietnam was here xD

  • you're lucky your computer didn't blow up. :p

  • this is actually 1FPS...

  • recorded with highest quALITY LETTUCE

  • Its just 2 fps

  • I used to blow up barrels, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • ok these comments of what did you record this with are getting very old... not funny anymore...

  • What brand of microwave did you use to record this ?

  • @torrasque2007 microwave don't you think thats too much high tech ? =)

  • @torrasque2007 silly microwaves cant record.

  • @torrasque2007 i see what u did thar.

  • @torrasque2007 A Microwave? I though he used a potato.

  • Ahh, 240p. We meet again!

  • yeah we can all get a video camera and put it next to our screen and call it a screen recorder :P

  • 2:32 C=

    most pefect lag i´ve ever seen

  • Explosion?

    More like vortex of death...

  • This would have been SO sick if you knew how to record your screen.

  • Shit he almost crashed his comeputer

  • Ever heard of fraps?

  • no its 4863 barels!!!

  • 2:38 if u want to see EPIC FIREWORKS !!

  • ВЫ ВСЕ ГАВНО И УЕБАНЫ АМЕРИКАНСКИЕ ШТОБ ВАС МАТЬ УЕБАЛА СИСЬКОЙ СЛОВЯНЕ РУЛЯТ А ВЫ ГАНДОНЫ ВСЕ КЛУВОЖОРЫ ЕБАНЫЕ

  • @dmitry980307 аххахаахахах))) маладец

  • but willit blend?

  • Very high :| .......

  • And thus Global Warming was born...

  • Verryy Very LOWW !!!

  • thats lag

  • Thumbs up if you see son goku trying to push his head in the earth :D

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  • DId you record this with your toaster???

  • Hey Joe , that beach party needs a bit of fireworks don't you think ? .

    Sure , i got what you need .

    Those two tanks ?

    Nope , 4,864 barrels .

    HECK YEAH

  • how did i get here from Arma 2 mods???!

  • the barrels looked like a rapid fire machine gun firing shrapnel and explodign and regening and fireing instantly

  • laggy like hell

  • Dear Santa,

    Especially for New Year's Eve, I'd like...

  • 3rd one was the best, looked like a nuke went off.

  • barrel hugger :3

  • is that a tornado

  • If I had a quarter for every pixel I saw in this video, I'd have one dollar.

  • @Bomberjack01 I don't believe you're correct on that.

  • @Bomberjack01 how original. -.-

  • how do u get that play ground in pc?

  • sorry but, all i saw was a giant white pixel. =/

  • Are you recording with a toast?

  • I fart just like that.

  • What computer did you use for this?

  • This was recorded using a potato

  • @gbvanrenswoude Or with his butt

  • @gbvanrenswoude lol XD

  • @gbvanrenswoude i would think a potato would have better resolution?

  • @gbvanrenswoude Nope

    GlaDos is a pretty nifty potato, it has FULL HD

    This was instead recorded using a wheelchair and 2 beers

  • @gbvanrenswoude mmmm.... potatoes....

  • @gbvanrenswoude did u copy this from 240p vids :o ur brains is probably a potatoe

  • the end of world

  • How do you know they are EXACTLY "4,864" ?

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  • Are you opening a gate to Oblivion or what?

  • can an alienware do this with max settings and even with that, keep runing at more than 20 FPS?

  • BAD PC

  • @Crankchicken

    he can run Crysis on very high settings at like 40 FPS........

  • @xXxMartin96xXx and dX9 !

  • (For peoples who have no idea of PC´s *hustyouhust*DIRCET X 9 IS BAD IN YEAR 2011

  • @Crankchicken

    how do you know he is using DX 9?

  • @xXxMartin96xXx look at the right corner + pixel optimizer = dX9

  • @Crankchicken

    i cant see what say on the corner, also, this video was uploaded on 2008, unless the user have a time travel machine, on that age, DX9 was the best thing there, DX10 was ALMOST going out on that time, if i remember good

  • @xXxMartin96xXx i speak about year 2011 idiot!

  • @Crankchicken

    well, the video was uploaded in 2008, in that age, DX9 was the last one, so, if you think he could use DX11 on that age, you are wrong

  • @xXxMartin96xXx where did i say DX11?????

    in year 2011 .... that is this year !

    DX9 is GAY (FOR IDIOTS) in this year so 2011))

  • @Crankchicken

    please, see  the date of the video

  • @xXxMartin96xXx THE VIDEO INTERSTS ME FUCKING SHIT I TELL ABOUT YEAR 2011!!!!

    OMFG YOU SHOULD COMPLETE THE SCHOOL1

  • @Crankchicken

    you should start it today, how do you think/know the guy on this year have a bad/good PC? are you god or something?

  • @xXxMartin96xXx no im jesus 

  • @Crankchicken

    even jesus would have enough intelligence to see DX9 was the last DX on that year, the most probable thing is that the user just upgraded the DX

  • @xXxMartin96xXx I played crysis on dx 10 and very high back in 2008, but on CRT screen :D

  • @1GTX1

    but will it blend?

  • @xXxMartin96xXx Btw i bought PC for 400$ in 2008

  • This is what happened to chernobyl reactor...

  • чёрная дыра

    

  • 2:36

    Okay... who the fuck divided by zero?

  • @omglollmao123 dividing by zero is impossible.

  • @BOzombies112

    no shit sherlock, why did you think it was "impossible"? -.-

    that's what they made you think, because divide by zero will destroy the world

  • @xXxMartin96xXx lol...

  • If I tried this my pc would nuke 40 times

  • If you can do this, try playing nuts.wad on Doom 2. Your computer WOULD DIE.

  • youve opened a wormhole to another universe

  • 4,864 barrel : seems its also the number of pixels your camera have....

  • Wait, did you actually film your computer screen?

  • O.......M........G!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • Even youtube lagged LOL

  • I've never during the course of my 21 years on planet eart seen something suck this much. I hope your oarents disembowel you.

  • 2:28 the actual explosion

  • HD calculator?

  • 0:22 That are your computer with this game

  • that note at 2:45 means = "my computer is actually kind of shit and I'm embarrassed" :p

  • i blew up a firecracker today....