so i use the word clusterfuck all the time...but i refer to a large group of young girl scouts talking at once...clusterfuck. Thumbs up if you have ever sneezed like that :)
Dude, I would love for the man who dane is talking about to just happen to come accost this youtube video. Just for the satiation of him saying to himself " nooooooo he was DANE COOK??????????????????".
im not athiest or religious i just like to hear what people believe in, im proud to hear people talk about god, and if they dont then im proud about it too. We all live in this world and thats that. We will never know the reason why we are here, the only thing that is for certain is that we will all leave this precious world that has supplemented us with so much. I wish everyone luck in their journy to figure out their real belief and hope this war between religions would finally end.
Okay, so I didn't want to watch this guy's vids because I'd heard how awful his language is and I don't generally like it (still don't. I think he could be just as funny without it), but this right here had me laughing and cheering! (on the inside. Because it's after midnight and the house is asleep lol)
this is funny but seriously when i sneeze no one really need to go on a religious rant, everyone could just keep doing what they were doing and just not tell me that someone is blessing me because i sneezed
@TheLegendO69 Alright so when you be an ass and sneeze on someone they can just jump straight to punching you in the face. thanks for the convenience :]
what the fuck did i just watch?! :| ...immediately go watch Robin Wiliams, Chris Rock or anyone else becouse this shit makes you dumber by the sec! I'm serious !
taking into account the bigotry and american corporations, god would have smited the U.S. by now. to wrap up this excessively long, but completely overdue explanation, it’s just inconsiderate to assume anyone wants to be blessed, by god or otherwise, and it wouldn’t be up to you anyway. I understand that he was attempting to make fun of this guy who sneezed on him and not all atheists, but my points are still valid. don't "god bless" people, just don't. by the way, it's spelled "atheist".
this brings me to my next and final point. religious people have no place “god-blessing” people. they have no idea whether or not their god, pretending for a second that he's real, would bless these people. or, an a larger scale, would “god bless america”. in fact, i’m fairly certain, considering the U.S.’s track record of devastating choices, this so-called god wouldn’t bless america at all - because, isn’t he supposed love everyone and look down upon greed?
people who are muslim, for example, don't believe in the christian or catholic god and therefore don’t want to be blessed by “someone” that stands for something they don’t believe in. say you encounter a satan-worshipping man and you sneeze so he says “let the devil influence you”. would you be okay with that? would you be thankful that this man “blessed you” on the devil’s behalf? see? it’s silly.
first off, come down from the delusion that, just because you do, everyone else aspires to be "blessed" by a fictional being that, according to the bible, supports slavery, bigotry, sexism, etc. secondly, think about people, atheists or not, that you're offending by assuming they think being "blessed by god" is as high praise as you do.
no, see, he's totally missing the point. usually dane cook is funny..but this video. this is crap. well first off, even disregarding that dane cook probably exaggerated and changed things a bit, this example of an atheist isn't indicative of all atheists or some shit. much like the westboro baptist church isn’t representative of all religious people. the point is, it really is stupid and offensive for people to say "god bless you".
I find this video funny. I also find it funny how atheist always try to find a video to comment on and put down their beliefs, acting as if they know everything. Smh, but regardless, Dane Cook is the man, wish he would do new stuff.
ok sence alot of people care about my comment of me just sharing my opinion i take it back but that comment is still my opinion because ive met athiests and they have all been ass holes so sue me
@BLACKSHADOW97531 Most people in the country where I live are atheists, and trust me, being atheist doesn't have anything to do with being a jerk. On the other hand, I find your religions quite disrespectful and childish, asking for a chunk of government's taxes to fund your imaginary shit, while that money would be better off spent in research.
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I'm an atheist and I know what will happen, I'll die, decompose, and I will not have any recollection. Ergo, I don't care what happens after death. As long as I know I lived a good life, helped my family and my community, does it really matter?
@purpleshocks well if you are an athiest wouldnt you be contrudickting your self and by the way the reason i said that was because i dont like you religion and because i was resently very angered by an athiest
@BLACKSHADOW97531 i'm an atheist and i guess the bible doesn't come with a guide to grammar because your grammar is simply terrible. "contrudicking"?! dude... just leave...
here let me help you with your grammar... "contradicting" ... "recently" oh and um "ATHEIST!!"
i see why you got angered, you make yourself too big of a target for atheists to come at you.
i'm an atheist... and you'll just die, have a wonderful night :)
@AspecZzcWr a target for atheists to come after? what kind of bullshit is that? why is everyone so dead set on pushing their beliefs on others? i always figured if you found something you believe in and it lets you lead a fulfilling life then let it fucking be. people are so got damn arrogant and ignorant of others. i really don't see the need for you to be so bitter, your a piece of shit of a human being saying things like "you'll just die" to try and disprove and shut someone down.
@smokedeganja i'm not pushing my beliefs on anyone nor am i dead set on that. :) ahaha wow, you're one to talk "piece of shit human being?" ahaha wow! great job there :D
@AspecZzcWr im sorry, are fucking retarded? that is not what i said and you cutting up what i said to make it work for you is honestly, really fucking pathetic.
@smokedeganja because asking me if i'm retarded is really going to help your case lol at least i think i have the ability to remember the "you" in "are you fucking retarded" my good sir. simply amazing man. i don't even need to cut up anything you say, the fact that you keep commenting back is pretty damn hilarious on it's own! for someone whose initial point was about trying to shut people down, you're doing a real good job standing up for that point by calling me a retard.
@BLACKSHADOW97531 how can you say that? what are you 12? there are different people of all kind(good,evil) that believe different things just cause one atheist is a jackass doesn't make all of them, same for the religious.
I'm an atheist which is irrelevant to the fact Dane Cook is a scat muncher...America used to have the best stand up in the world, now it's all trite, middle-of-the-road arse-water...This is the kind of stuff we show to the Queen.
@Lokuulio - Not really...it means it's tame, lightweight guff - On the level of watching a monkey riding a bike....This turd isn't a comedian...He's just loud, obvious and childish. This is comedy for children and retarded adults.
@mscookie4you - To point out that it's irrelevant....If I didn't mention it then I'd just be saying that something is irrelevant, and you wouldn't know what.
@rogan71 Why mention it at all though? You could of just started with, "Dane Cook is a scat muncher..." (which is funny by the way) and been done with it. I might be wrong but I think if you really felt it was irrelevant you would have kept it to yourself.
@BitterBurst I saw the video. Terrible, of course. But I could also link you videos of terrible actions by nonbelievers. If i`m not mistaken, the blasphemy law is pretty much never in usage? This means that the law has no practical value. Therefore, I find it to be a poor example of religious people suppressing atheists.
@ghae1 besides if we suppress you its because you guys are so effin annoying when you try to force your agenda on us. im not saying all of you do but when the few that do, do it effing pisses us off.
@BitterBurst What do you mean by censoring free speech? Of course I`m not okay with that. That would be contradictory to the values of western societies. And yes, I do think it`s an act of cowardice to blame ideologies, and not people for what people have done. It`s to simple... People should be confronted based on their actions, and not their beliefs.
@BitterBurst Hey man. I haven`t got anything against your beliefs either. I do, however, think it`s very simple to blame religion for the actions of men. May I also ask for a link or something to support the allegations of religious people driving atheists from their homes? I`m afraid I`m Scandinavian, and therefore don`t know very much about the educational system in the U.S. I think gay people should be allowed to get married. No doubt about it. Don`t see why the state has to interfere in a
@BitterBurst So you basically think Christians should stop believing so that you can be more comfortable? I think that marriage is a religious ceremony, and that the state has nothing to do with such. What I think of the matter has nothing to do with the case. Everyone who wants to get married, should be allowed to be so. I`m not American, so I`m afraid I don`t know anything about religious people crippling the american educational system. What do you mean by crippling, exactly?
@BitterBurst I think you should be better than to be blaming ideologies for the actions of men. I have NEVER heard of Christians driving atheists from their homes. May I for a link to an article or something that may confirm these allegations?
@BitterBurst Are you being serious right now? I`m sorry if you`re having a hard time, mate. But at the same time I`ll have to say grow up. You don`t believe religion brings a lot of joy, and hope too? Blaming religion for all the bad things happening, is both an act of ignorance and cowardice. People hurt people. Not religion. Was Hitler evil, or should we just blame his thoughts/ideology? Was Stalin evil, or is communism evil? Stop being a coward.
@PhilologyFTW What? This was fucking hilarious. And there is some truth to it as well. Many atheists are extremely condescending and it`s funny to see many atheists, including you it seems, not being able to appreciate a harmless joke.
how the hell is this guy famous he has the lamest jokes, all he does is swear and people laugh lol, "noughety fuck, Fuck FUCK, cluster fuck" ??? uhh how is that funny?
Lol, I don't believe in God, but I also don't believe in becoming a tree, that's just pure non-sense and contradictory beliefs... Athiesm is all about criticism of religion or beliefs due to lack of evidence and what not. How the hell is he suppose to know he's gonna become a tree? He just says he's an Atheist because he doesn't believe in God, thought that's not what it's all about (people get that confused a lot). But none the less, I thought this was funny as shit.
hahaha i actually googled snarky *giggle* =P
monkygro 1 day ago
so i use the word clusterfuck all the time...but i refer to a large group of young girl scouts talking at once...clusterfuck. Thumbs up if you have ever sneezed like that :)
lizkrupa 1 day ago
dane cook sucks
sirtjcovertiii 2 days ago
Woah. Snarky does exsisted. : D
mikemoebo 2 days ago
hmm, l'm the 223,322 viewer. Thats cool.
rebalbeast 2 days ago
yo snarky does exist 6:50
giluis123 2 days ago in playlist dane cook
lol headbutting the space bar would be like how *thunk* dare *thunk* all *thunk* of *thunk* you!
Dreamwaffler 4 days ago
I AM WINDEXTOR. I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL.
DaBunnyMasta 5 days ago 3
Dude, I would love for the man who dane is talking about to just happen to come accost this youtube video. Just for the satiation of him saying to himself " nooooooo he was DANE COOK??????????????????".
thewayweare100 5 days ago
hhahahahaha!!!! omg this guy doesn't disappoint XD kiss and head but the space key HAHAHA!!! im in stitches !! X'DDD
xoxLoveToCreatexox 5 days ago
Of course when you die nothing happens!
obmoder1 5 days ago
best punchline joke ever!
runnerfreak9544 6 days ago 3
the story of how dane cook met ricky gervais
gocody8080 1 week ago
wow this sure is funny, 9 minutes of rambling about a sneeze? fuckin comedic gold
CLAUSTROPHONIA 1 week ago
snark·y/ˈsnärkē/
Adjective:
(of a person, words, or a mood) Critical; cutting; testy.
mrmultiwhore 1 week ago
video ends at 9:11 and coincidence the last dane cook video right before i clicked here he said you are a mental terrorist. dane cook is tha shit
mrmultiwhore 1 week ago
i use sniper mode on my schools windows....
xTechnoDJx 1 week ago 4
He is kinda repetitive and boring...it's ok. I am amazed at his huge following.
laughteristoconquer 1 week ago
I AM WINDEXTOR, I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!!!
Inuyashaluvah1999 1 week ago 11
i love his look at 5:27 ahaha
audreyfan855 1 week ago 3
Best. Sermon. EVER. xD
ToughGirl98 1 week ago
@kempkempo YOUR FACE IS FUNNEH!
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im not athiest or religious i just like to hear what people believe in, im proud to hear people talk about god, and if they dont then im proud about it too. We all live in this world and thats that. We will never know the reason why we are here, the only thing that is for certain is that we will all leave this precious world that has supplemented us with so much. I wish everyone luck in their journy to figure out their real belief and hope this war between religions would finally end.
narutolee1318 1 week ago
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narutolee1318 1 week ago
I love Dane.
marycamealong 1 week ago 2
it's "gesundheit" not "gesunteit" :p
STALLION7SOCCER 1 week ago
I'm an atheist and I say thanks when someone says bless you. I don't say bless you to others though.
OwlStarlight 1 week ago 3
not funny
mgoskay 1 week ago
I am windextor hahahaha I will clean your soul hahahaha
calegirl2469 2 weeks ago
snark·y/ˈsnärkē/
Adjective:
(of a person, words, or a mood) Critical; cutting; testy.
its a real word! x3 0.o
InuYasha0329 2 weeks ago 3
@InuYasha0329 love the name
InuEarsForeves 1 week ago
@InuEarsForeves thanks i love yours too!
InuYasha0329 1 week ago
its because of dane cook every time my friend sneezes i say "gazuntite!" (idk how to spell it)
zil1456 2 weeks ago in playlist dane cook
Gosh how do ppl like comments????
shadowmonk67 2 weeks ago
best part of this whole thing: 5:45-6:00 XD
christgurl7 2 weeks ago
2:41 my favorite part!:D
KaressaRyann 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
This is supposed to be humorous?
JCaesar11 2 weeks ago
@JCaesar11 Yea! O.o
Seviperify 2 weeks ago
I will clean your soul! XP
Seviperify 2 weeks ago
thats not atheist thats buddism
Lyra5 2 weeks ago
@Lyra5 Well yeah, but that wasn't the point he was trying to make, he was just trying to make you laugh. God Bless! And I actually do mean that! :D
Stayoffhereable 2 weeks ago
who googled snarky lol
MrRfdfs 2 weeks ago
I think hell would be an eternity of Dane Cook stand-up specials. Thank Loki that there isn't a hell to begin with.
SuperMegaFl0yd 2 weeks ago 3
Okay, so I didn't want to watch this guy's vids because I'd heard how awful his language is and I don't generally like it (still don't. I think he could be just as funny without it), but this right here had me laughing and cheering! (on the inside. Because it's after midnight and the house is asleep lol)
RubyFoxProductions 2 weeks ago
i actually looked up snarky....... it's there! it's on Urban dictionary
Horseartist99 3 weeks ago 2
i would much rather come back as a tree then live an eternity in fairy land ruled by a genocidal psycho
S0vereignX 3 weeks ago
this is funny but seriously when i sneeze no one really need to go on a religious rant, everyone could just keep doing what they were doing and just not tell me that someone is blessing me because i sneezed
TheLegendO69 3 weeks ago
@TheLegendO69 Alright so when you be an ass and sneeze on someone they can just jump straight to punching you in the face. thanks for the convenience :]
Maurbel 2 weeks ago
@Maurbel i dont blame dane cook for getting upset that the guy sneezed on him lol
TheLegendO69 2 weeks ago
423 people are athiest..
muticolor1 3 weeks ago 2
Did anyone else google "starky"? I sure did.
TarbyRose 3 weeks ago 2
@TarbyRose snarky*
UnicornOfTheInternet 3 weeks ago
8:37 " just enjoying his treeness " lol fucking hilarious!
VicDroid17 3 weeks ago 34
im atheist and i gata say this is freken funny!
last1dogdemon 3 weeks ago 2
@last1dogdemon Me too! I love this guy!
XxSilverSaturnxX 3 weeks ago
what the fuck did i just watch?! :| ...immediately go watch Robin Wiliams, Chris Rock or anyone else becouse this shit makes you dumber by the sec! I'm serious !
kakooiidaaee 3 weeks ago
Even if I wasn't an atheist I wouldn't find this funny.
RamiDowler 4 weeks ago
dane cook would have a 9 minute joke about a sneeze
riverdaleskl014 4 weeks ago 76
That was retarded.
Dubhuir 4 weeks ago
419 people got the bible printed on them
Wanster66 4 weeks ago
He only spaces at the end of his sentences... interesting. xD
HEATHERxTDG 4 weeks ago
I'm an atheist, and I found this funny. I don't see the big deal.
AZNShinobi247 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
DANE COOK IF YOU READ THESES COMMENTS YOU FUCKING SUCK DICK
bricknru10 4 weeks ago
wow atheists need to chill. Its a joke chill out.
arkdude211 1 month ago
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taking into account the bigotry and american corporations, god would have smited the U.S. by now. to wrap up this excessively long, but completely overdue explanation, it’s just inconsiderate to assume anyone wants to be blessed, by god or otherwise, and it wouldn’t be up to you anyway. I understand that he was attempting to make fun of this guy who sneezed on him and not all atheists, but my points are still valid. don't "god bless" people, just don't. by the way, it's spelled "atheist".
bellavator94 1 month ago
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this brings me to my next and final point. religious people have no place “god-blessing” people. they have no idea whether or not their god, pretending for a second that he's real, would bless these people. or, an a larger scale, would “god bless america”. in fact, i’m fairly certain, considering the U.S.’s track record of devastating choices, this so-called god wouldn’t bless america at all - because, isn’t he supposed love everyone and look down upon greed?
bellavator94 1 month ago
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people who are muslim, for example, don't believe in the christian or catholic god and therefore don’t want to be blessed by “someone” that stands for something they don’t believe in. say you encounter a satan-worshipping man and you sneeze so he says “let the devil influence you”. would you be okay with that? would you be thankful that this man “blessed you” on the devil’s behalf? see? it’s silly.
bellavator94 1 month ago
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first off, come down from the delusion that, just because you do, everyone else aspires to be "blessed" by a fictional being that, according to the bible, supports slavery, bigotry, sexism, etc. secondly, think about people, atheists or not, that you're offending by assuming they think being "blessed by god" is as high praise as you do.
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no, see, he's totally missing the point. usually dane cook is funny..but this video. this is crap. well first off, even disregarding that dane cook probably exaggerated and changed things a bit, this example of an atheist isn't indicative of all atheists or some shit. much like the westboro baptist church isn’t representative of all religious people. the point is, it really is stupid and offensive for people to say "god bless you".
bellavator94 1 month ago
"howdareyou howdareallofyou "
ThePolkadog 1 month ago
snark·y [snahr-kee] Show IPA
adjective, snark·i·er, snark·i·est. Chiefly British Slang .
testy or irritable; short.
Gage126rulez 1 month ago
OMG DANE PREACH IT!!!! This guy knows what he's saying.
TrueHeart91 1 month ago
The tree thing seems more probable, actually. But, that was a good joke! ;D
xEtiquettex 1 month ago
Loved the story, great jokes!
...Could have done without the swearing. :P
Here's a hint, Mr. Cook--to be a better witness for God, try using fewer curse words.
CeruleanRosePetals16 1 month ago
lol911
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Tayomiblackwing 1 month ago
God Bless You.
AngelicMouse411xqz5 1 month ago
7:55 Hes Gunna Be A Tree Haha Oh Ma Gawd
Audykinns17 1 month ago
I am WINDEXTOR! XD <3 Love this dude
AnimeOtakuist 1 month ago
I just realized when you try to thumb down comment's nothing happens and its been like this for a few years now...
sk8erpro10 1 month ago
I find this video funny. I also find it funny how atheist always try to find a video to comment on and put down their beliefs, acting as if they know everything. Smh, but regardless, Dane Cook is the man, wish he would do new stuff.
PrestonAWaller 1 month ago
I googled snarky after I watched this!!!!
tothemaxlol 1 month ago
apperently whoitmayconcern howdareyou and howdareallofyou is one word because he puts a space at the end of each phrase
Watersong77 1 month ago
as an offensive i find this athiest video
mrcuddles4 1 month ago
lol... i always say: Gesundheit! :DDD or : Hatschi mein Schatzi putz's Näschen mein Häschen :DDD being german is not bad :D
schokochan2 1 month ago
"I AM WINDEX THOR!!" Hahahahaha
HikkiRokks 1 month ago
"he just cocked and fldjasfjldksafjdlas;fhd!!!!"
stairsss1 1 month ago
Fucking windows joke was probably the best off topic joke Ive ever heard.
GodsmackFTW 1 month ago
413 people didn't cover their fucking mouths!! LOL By the way, GESUNDHEIT!!
abcdefg1234567ist 1 month ago
The 413 peope hat disliked this are athiest . _ .
YourTotalDeamon 1 month ago
ok sence alot of people care about my comment of me just sharing my opinion i take it back but that comment is still my opinion because ive met athiests and they have all been ass holes so sue me
BLACKSHADOW97531 1 month ago
@BLACKSHADOW97531 Most people in the country where I live are atheists, and trust me, being atheist doesn't have anything to do with being a jerk. On the other hand, I find your religions quite disrespectful and childish, asking for a chunk of government's taxes to fund your imaginary shit, while that money would be better off spent in research.
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Sugaryminotaurable 1 month ago
idiots all of you.
smokedeganja 1 month ago
I'm an atheist and I know what will happen, I'll die, decompose, and I will not have any recollection. Ergo, I don't care what happens after death. As long as I know I lived a good life, helped my family and my community, does it really matter?
lpeters83 1 month ago
i sneezed just now at 1:30
Chelseabear1ily 1 month ago
When I get to Heaven I want to meet Windextor
IntegratedPaper 1 month ago
@BLACKSHADOW97531 lol no. a) it's spelled atheist and b) they are people too. I'm an atheist, I'm human just like you..?
bornthisway357 1 month ago
I HATE ATHIESTS THERE TERRIBLE PEOPLE THUMB UP IF YOU AGREE
BLACKSHADOW97531 1 month ago
@BLACKSHADOW97531 I'm an athiest and you're going to hell.
purpleshocks 1 month ago
@purpleshocks well if you are an athiest wouldnt you be contrudickting your self and by the way the reason i said that was because i dont like you religion and because i was resently very angered by an athiest
BLACKSHADOW97531 1 month ago
@BLACKSHADOW97531 i'm an atheist and i guess the bible doesn't come with a guide to grammar because your grammar is simply terrible. "contrudicking"?! dude... just leave...
here let me help you with your grammar... "contradicting" ... "recently" oh and um "ATHEIST!!"
i see why you got angered, you make yourself too big of a target for atheists to come at you.
i'm an atheist... and you'll just die, have a wonderful night :)
AspecZzcWr 1 month ago
@AspecZzcWr a target for atheists to come after? what kind of bullshit is that? why is everyone so dead set on pushing their beliefs on others? i always figured if you found something you believe in and it lets you lead a fulfilling life then let it fucking be. people are so got damn arrogant and ignorant of others. i really don't see the need for you to be so bitter, your a piece of shit of a human being saying things like "you'll just die" to try and disprove and shut someone down.
smokedeganja 1 month ago
@smokedeganja i'm not pushing my beliefs on anyone nor am i dead set on that. :) ahaha wow, you're one to talk "piece of shit human being?" ahaha wow! great job there :D
AspecZzcWr 1 month ago
@AspecZzcWr im sorry, are fucking retarded? that is not what i said and you cutting up what i said to make it work for you is honestly, really fucking pathetic.
smokedeganja 1 month ago
@smokedeganja because asking me if i'm retarded is really going to help your case lol at least i think i have the ability to remember the "you" in "are you fucking retarded" my good sir. simply amazing man. i don't even need to cut up anything you say, the fact that you keep commenting back is pretty damn hilarious on it's own! for someone whose initial point was about trying to shut people down, you're doing a real good job standing up for that point by calling me a retard.
AspecZzcWr 1 month ago
@BLACKSHADOW97531 how can you say that? what are you 12? there are different people of all kind(good,evil) that believe different things just cause one atheist is a jackass doesn't make all of them, same for the religious.
smokedeganja 1 month ago
I love WINDEXTOR
WNEchamp 1 month ago
gosh! i'm crying!!!!!! hahaha
roflmfao!!!!!
TheTwilightSagaHeart 1 month ago
aha hes probably going to hell but i love him.
EricaSTEREOSxo 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you googled "snarky"
MyNameIsTooDamnLong 1 month ago
omfg hilarious, wow a little sceptic about athiests arent we lol
higjar 1 month ago
from 8:00 ,, this is how christians confront other believes/religions .
NakedSnake21 1 month ago
i love how he ALWAYS gets off track for a little while but then goes back to the story lmao!
nelsi8 1 month ago 93
@nelsi8 Tangent-Man strikes again!
Yceb0x 1 month ago
I am windextor I will clean your soul! hahaha
nsalleyne93 1 month ago 34
well im christian and happy but to each thier own
amuletspadegirle19 1 month ago 4
the guy just said the truth. His body will become one with the earth.. -.-
lordriger 1 month ago
5:29 wtf, hypocrism at its finest only in america
BazielDM 1 month ago
That Windextor bit was actually pretty funny for him.
bgiv2010 1 month ago
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imCrumbz 1 month ago 40
@imCrumbz They're probably Atheist lol
paularickele89 4 weeks ago
baha ha that pretty funny...but yes god still isnt real, sorry
georgio210 1 month ago
I put the Windex bottle thing half way and right when I sprayed it, my cousin walked through the door and shouted "WINDEXTOR."
limegreen717 1 month ago in playlist Parodies
Dane Cook to me seems like someone who desperately tries to be funny , and fails ...
and tries not to look unbelievably gay ... and also fails...
NexisFilms 1 month ago
@NexisFilms your comment tries to be troll but it fails...
ViktorKvetko 1 month ago
This is what I really dislike about Dane Cook, he always gets "off-track" and starts talking about meaningless, stupid, un-funny things -____-
Comedylova78 1 month ago
I'm an atheist which is irrelevant to the fact Dane Cook is a scat muncher...America used to have the best stand up in the world, now it's all trite, middle-of-the-road arse-water...This is the kind of stuff we show to the Queen.
rogan71 1 month ago
@rogan71 So...that means it's great if you show it to royalty, right?
Lokuulio 1 month ago
@Lokuulio - Not really...it means it's tame, lightweight guff - On the level of watching a monkey riding a bike....This turd isn't a comedian...He's just loud, obvious and childish. This is comedy for children and retarded adults.
rogan71 1 month ago
@rogan71 Fuck the Queen. The Queen is a slut.
Tornado2312 1 month ago
@Tornado2312 - I never suggested she wasn't...Only that this is the kind of lightweight crap she would watch....
rogan71 1 month ago
@rogan71 if your being an atheist is irrelevant, why mention it at all?
mscookie4you 1 month ago
@mscookie4you - To point out that it's irrelevant....If I didn't mention it then I'd just be saying that something is irrelevant, and you wouldn't know what.
rogan71 1 month ago
@rogan71 Why mention it at all though? You could of just started with, "Dane Cook is a scat muncher..." (which is funny by the way) and been done with it. I might be wrong but I think if you really felt it was irrelevant you would have kept it to yourself.
mscookie4you 1 month ago
@mscookie4you - Well it is relevant to the point I was making...It's a bit of a moot point, whether I should have said it or not...probably not
rogan71 1 month ago
@rogan71 hahaha OK. We'll blame it on internet rage. :D
mscookie4you 1 month ago
ghaes kinda got a point though
daCanadainCanuck 1 month ago
This should have wayyyy more views!
mentalmonkeydude95 1 month ago
i am atheist
666Bringer 1 month ago
@ everyone who is arguing with ghae1 (gay1?)......stop feeding the obvious troll attempter
gossamer999 1 month ago
This guy needs to do a little more research on religion...
hectichorse 1 month ago 3
my hamsters name was hitler....
FabulousXGFFxurzxtru 1 month ago
i'm pretty sure ghae is pronounced GAY
21ismonster 1 month ago
@21ismonster Yes, it is. How cool is that?!
ghae1 1 month ago
@BitterBurst I saw the video. Terrible, of course. But I could also link you videos of terrible actions by nonbelievers. If i`m not mistaken, the blasphemy law is pretty much never in usage? This means that the law has no practical value. Therefore, I find it to be a poor example of religious people suppressing atheists.
ghae1 1 month ago
@ghae1 besides if we suppress you its because you guys are so effin annoying when you try to force your agenda on us. im not saying all of you do but when the few that do, do it effing pisses us off.
gossamer999 1 month ago
@gossamer999 Who said anything of you suppressing me? You`re minority, my friend. lol
ghae1 1 month ago
@BitterBurst What do you mean by censoring free speech? Of course I`m not okay with that. That would be contradictory to the values of western societies. And yes, I do think it`s an act of cowardice to blame ideologies, and not people for what people have done. It`s to simple... People should be confronted based on their actions, and not their beliefs.
ghae1 1 month ago
@BitterBurst Hey man. I haven`t got anything against your beliefs either. I do, however, think it`s very simple to blame religion for the actions of men. May I also ask for a link or something to support the allegations of religious people driving atheists from their homes? I`m afraid I`m Scandinavian, and therefore don`t know very much about the educational system in the U.S. I think gay people should be allowed to get married. No doubt about it. Don`t see why the state has to interfere in a
ghae1 1 month ago
@ghae1 ... religious celebration. What I think of the matter has fortunately nothing to do with the case.
ghae1 1 month ago
@BitterBurst So you basically think Christians should stop believing so that you can be more comfortable? I think that marriage is a religious ceremony, and that the state has nothing to do with such. What I think of the matter has nothing to do with the case. Everyone who wants to get married, should be allowed to be so. I`m not American, so I`m afraid I don`t know anything about religious people crippling the american educational system. What do you mean by crippling, exactly?
ghae1 1 month ago
@BitterBurst I think you should be better than to be blaming ideologies for the actions of men. I have NEVER heard of Christians driving atheists from their homes. May I for a link to an article or something that may confirm these allegations?
ghae1 1 month ago
@BitterBurst Are you being serious right now? I`m sorry if you`re having a hard time, mate. But at the same time I`ll have to say grow up. You don`t believe religion brings a lot of joy, and hope too? Blaming religion for all the bad things happening, is both an act of ignorance and cowardice. People hurt people. Not religion. Was Hitler evil, or should we just blame his thoughts/ideology? Was Stalin evil, or is communism evil? Stop being a coward.
ghae1 1 month ago
Well not really funny. Also i think he ment enter, not space bar, or else he would had to do a lot more kisses.
qeinar 1 month ago
@BitterBurst I am sorry if I have hurt your feelings. This is obviously a touchy subject to you. God bless!
ghae1 1 month ago
I'm so full of Hitler-jokes... Come on Dane, you are better than that!
Oechsey 1 month ago
I really hope this guy is not that ignorant.
PhilologyFTW 1 month ago
@PhilologyFTW What? This was fucking hilarious. And there is some truth to it as well. Many atheists are extremely condescending and it`s funny to see many atheists, including you it seems, not being able to appreciate a harmless joke.
ghae1 1 month ago
*googles snarky* "A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means short tempered or irritable."
Me: O.O.....its really fucking there! =.=
runswithlolwolves 1 month ago
I SAY GASOUNTIGHT *DUNNO HOW TO SPELLZ IT*
xman634653 1 month ago
@xman634653 gesundheit :)
MrShenhai 1 month ago
391 People are sneezing Athiests
guineahog333 1 month ago 2
It would have been funny if the tree was turned into tissues rather than paper for the bible.
ascetica0 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Think you could correct the title? The word is "atheist" and not "athiest."
Lots of religious/philosophical terms end in "-ist." You know, like "BuddhIST" and "humanIST" and "JainIST" and "theIST." Same thing for "atheIST."
lease2coach1 1 month ago
But thats the just the thing. He will go into the ground, and the proximity of his corpse in the graveyard will most likely be near a tree...
KillSwitch66627 2 months ago
how the hell is this guy famous he has the lamest jokes, all he does is swear and people laugh lol, "noughety fuck, Fuck FUCK, cluster fuck" ??? uhh how is that funny?
ajohal154 2 months ago
@ajohal154 calm down, it's just a video.
cyberbully5 1 month ago
@ajohal154 why u be hating?
xXSFMarsXx 1 month ago
@ajohal154
that part isnt that funny but i like the rest of it =3
NyanDeerXD 1 month ago
OMG I LOOVE HIME. hah I feel like I'm honoring Hitler like GAZZONTITE!!!!!!
jpglasson 2 months ago
Lol, I don't believe in God, but I also don't believe in becoming a tree, that's just pure non-sense and contradictory beliefs... Athiesm is all about criticism of religion or beliefs due to lack of evidence and what not. How the hell is he suppose to know he's gonna become a tree? He just says he's an Atheist because he doesn't believe in God, thought that's not what it's all about (people get that confused a lot). But none the less, I thought this was funny as shit.
GTFOVevo 2 months ago 23