OLS

[chg25425]

2:16 dancing umbrella! :D

[thejeran]

OMFG! When I heard Liquid Tension Experiment I came!

[YaoiFangirl811]

This has happened to me!!! Thank god I know who to call next time!

[JohnMaxibillion]

And it's only fair to follow that stupid text-wall with:

Sack up, Honky-Tonk! Only Nick can say that and sound sincere.

[PrankingForFun121]

I wish the company was real

[AaronCStudios]

@Boomygiggles What's wrong with Christian music?

[JohnMaxibillion]

@AaronCStudios I don't think he meant it like that. I think his point was: some NASTYASS vid about herpes, cocaine and hooker parties, or child abuse, immediately followed by Christian music = weird.

(because those are not things that are generally associated with Christianity. INSERT JOKE ABOUT CATHOLIC PRIESTS LOLOLOLO)

Anyway, that's what I think he meant, but I may be wrong.

BTW, a Christian.

[iambeefjerkey]

Tbh, the leading competitor seems much better.

[ezmo55]

Liquid tension experiment (dream theater side project) FWT! 1:20

[d1ez3]

@ezmo55 Ah I knew it, couldn't remember the song name

[Paperbagman555]

Death The Halls..... Genius xD

[Boomygiggles]

Your my hero!! ([even though you have Christian music at the end of your NASTY vids] take it as you will) love them all!!

Btw not a Christian!

[georgiaaa6789]

OMG Is that Sam off Nurse Jackie?!

[Dryftburn]

A bullet for your thoughts. That's actually really good lol

[13Segruts]

I called, nothing happen

[strafe501]

Dragon Ball-Z Pose

[manxhedghog]

Did anyone notice the huge pee stain on the british guy's shirt?

[starwarsnerd94]

@manxhedghog He's British. It's obviously a tea-stain.

[manxhedghog]

@starwarsnerd94 lol

[Ehinlanwo]

Im a honky tonk and i find this offensive

[Joustan]

at some point in my life I want to kill 4 people then strike a cool pose

[InstntMashedPotatoes]

at 2:46 the guy was still moving

[TheScrubs101]

Call OLS then kill the guys , kill the girl, strike a pose say yeah and run off into the street ...

[TheMothershabooboo]

And by Dream Theater....I mean LTE :P

[TheMothershabooboo]

Dream Theater makes everything more epic :P

[paulcalebcanyon]

"GGGGAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH DIE!!!!!

Then call him a sonofabitch."

[am5starM]

ima going get that bitch a bullet...bitches love bullets

[thefarheensauce]

HONKY TONKERTON

[spencegame]

lets see what CIA agent thinks of our shit!

[Bieberfangurl01]

I just realized...the guy with the mustache is Nick.

[ionnieboy]

that donavan guy looks a little like the todd from scrubs..

[radioactiveunicorns8]

lol Josh is so hot

[567avril]

Thumbs up if you were the CIA agent

[ctian1]

2:08-2:18 are my favorite 10 seconds on the web.

[jlw72431]

isnt the dude donavon from the electric company

[CassJayTuck]

HAHA, now you're dead!

[statusisaway]

I could watch 2:08-2:16 for hours.

[e2487015]

I want to work at OLS, but I can't because I'm half asian or Korean or someth--

[Inkedsolace]

Thumbs up if you tried to call the number.

[DaJugglingFool]

Biaxident!!!!!!

[DancingMalarky]

That Indian guy wearing black, isn't he now on Nurse Jackie as the nurse?

[Beloopy]

What's the song at the end called?

[radioactiveunicorns8]

@Beloopy far far away by five iron frenzy

[Ginyustyle]

Is that Liquid Tension Experiment for the commercial background music?

[scythelog]

@Ginyustyle OMFG it totally is!!! Dsus, Am, D-Gsus, then C, It is the intro to BIAXIDENT> F*KN amazing song. Learning it on guitar right now, so When I heard it I was like OMFG!!! thats sooooooo cool. BRITANICK, just got their selves a subscriboor

[Dondoran]

@Ginyustyle yep, Biaxident.

[DarkComputerGirl]

Would they be able to come up with pick up lines?

:)

[567avril]

That just made my dick wiggle!

[AboyNAmEDsued]

well, sack up honkaytonk!

[Pastaman3000]

yeeeeeeeeeaah ^^

[spicerita101]

hey! the guy from the electric company tehe =]

[suki3275]

dat ass.

[Laura7AndSavanna4]

i really need this

[NovakTheVII]

Liquid Tension Experiment in the background, fucking awesome!

[Ajpforman]

@NovakTheVII I noticed that too! >:)

[superdisconinja]

Those one liners were terrible...

[nifleheimeim]

This video just made my dick wiggle, its wigglin'

[KamikazeR94]

I like Nick's One-Liner "Tell the devil I say... 'FUCK YOU!'"

[bitterbum1]

the worst part is that the CIA agent is my dad....

[3216136432]

3:00 dat ass

[angelmarine1292]

"That just made my dick wiggle!"

[nowherebutup123]

Hey Donavin is that guy from Electric company!!!!!!!!

Haha I only watch it cause my brothers do..

[MsEyeBubbles]

@nowherebutup123 i knew i saw his face somewhere!

[shethewriter]

the trigger happy guy has a great set of eyes.

[unc13chuckl3s]

FUCK YEAH LIQUID TENSION EXPERIMENT! 

[nikothedog]

This is awesome! I bet the 28 dislikes come from Asians.

[BluesMK]

nice usage of liquid tension experiment as the background music for the commercial part haha

[crazycandy528]

ohmygod. that's the electric company guy!

[timothy22597]

I LOVE that CIA agent!

[chosentonessournotes]

THAT JUST MADE MY DICK WIGGLE

[iXephia]

Is it bad that I think OSL, if someone actually started it, would sell REALLY well?

[joshuamunson]

that just made my dick wiggle

[8cmn]

...is it just me, or does the positioning of the bodies at 3:02 kinda look like it's forming the letters OLS?

[blubanana16]

@8cmn no.

[I4mfr34ky]

2:57 Epic pose is epic.

[Cagole13]

they have more lines than Lindsey Lohan's coffee table

[clownwithoutmakeup]

@Cagole13 that may have been the best comment i have ever read on youtube

[uzamakinaruto350]

what is the song played after all the videos?!

[AllJets1]

@uzamakinaruto350 Five Iron Frenzy - Far Far Away

[Greenduckness]

Ha ha! Now you're dead!

[mia4359]

"hope you're not allergic...to death"

HAHAHHAA

[Brenfield]

That guy with the eye patch is doing a paul giamatti impression, right?

[thisisname11]

bahaahahahahahhahahahahhahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahaha

[JoshFischl]

Your use of Biaxident made my day you guys. Liquid Tension Experiment is amazing. : )

[sweetrevenge191]

@JoshFischl I came to this video to comment on that specifically

[redhawk797]

That pose at the end is now officially my phone's wallpaper.

[I4mfr34ky]

EPIC pose at the end. =D

[HelensHypochondria]

I need to start working in a victory lunge after I accomplish something

[hc048013]

they forgot to put the number to the OLS now ill never be able to say cool one-liners like that =(

[meanpeoplearemean1]

I love the AMILIE music in the background of the "leading competitor" bit, i thought my itunes was on :)

[meanpeoplearemean1]

I love the AMILIE music in the background of the "leading competitor" bit, i thought my itunes was on :)

[Delaney246]

2:07 I couldn't stop laughing, still am.

[SlapmyFlap]

The ending made me laugh until I cried!

[celticcomrade]

what's that epic music at 2:36?

[hdcase116]

@celticcomrade From the TV show, The Contender. Music by Hans Zimmer

[329Mortar]

HOLY SHIT LIQUID TENSION EXPERIMENT BIAXIDENT :D

[spinsky1994]

I Dance in a alley and i creep like a cat, Shooting naughty do'ers just like tha..BOOM!, <best line :P

[HunterBooner]

My God.

You are geniuses for the phone number planted.

NAMBLA.

[marybatch]

lmao. the number for OLS is actually the voicemail for NAMBLA. 

[dreamndesire]

I like the end after everything "my dick's wigglin'!!" looooooool <333

[almagenes]

gets to me everytime^^ you are amongst my favourite comedians EVER

I hope your movie project is going well!!

best of luck

[doubleteeee]

YEAHHH.

[AshaBrookeLewis]

except for jeff hes like half asian or korean something... XD XD XD XD

[pinyrose]

i hope you're not allergic....to death!

[michaelzigi]

@chinoho0oy *guys

...and yes... you guys are hilarious AND you used liquid tension. excellent! i'm subscribing to your channel immediately.

[karmaChaos3251]

I love you guys, you're so awesome

[FrodothePuppet]

I think it moved.

[Farthead75]

Whats the song called at the very end that goes: "Can you hear the bells are ringing! Far far away!" ?

[rooneyisRAD]

'cept for jeff he's half asian or korean or something' hahah wtf.

[shrrey1]

i love the ending pose

[commander3046]

"that just made my dick wiggle" lmao

[pinkshooz4ever]

Is that the guy from The Electic Company?!?!!!!?

[NortonCat123]

I want to work at OLS.

[maddog46036]

CALL THE PHONE NUMBER!!!!! ITS THE NORTH AMERICAN MAN BOY LOVE ASSOTIONATION< CALL IT AND LEAVE MESSANGES PLEASE. bjkhjh

[MikeyIV]

:56 is music from Star Wars "Across the Stars"

[pinyrose]

i hope you're not allergic....to death XD

[lvl100pokemans]

oh god

I laughed so fucking hard

[PiccoloNamek]

Shazam!

[monkeylemur]

OMFG LIQUID TENSION EXPERIMENT!!!! that just made my dick wiggle

[thedarkenedwanderer]

"ha ha! now you're dead!" LOL!

[teferet6]

yhjj

[dagrimmreepa]

Haha, now you're dead!

[Cashpar]

shazzaaam!

[weekbah]

Yann Tiersen during James Bond scene :D

[tone1245]

haha that guy is bowlegged

[Kathrynevm]

"Well sack up honky tonk!" AWESOME

[monkypo]

these guys are awesome

[ZackDonovan]

Please, it would mean a lot if you could check out my BRAND NEW SONGS on my channel! =)

[bambooshakedown]

liquid tension experiment!

[TheSafetyClub]

I loved that pose at the end. Collabo? No...no...not yet...

[dukesonmario]

whats the song right before he shoots the boss at 0:16

[shadowkid379]

what would happen if i called that number? would i get their cellphone or something?

[BigTmoose]

is the music in the middle from Dream Theater? maybe Liquid Tension Experiment?

[jameshowlett1991]

That was hilarious!

[TheBassicBassist]

"that just made my DICK wiggle" perfect

[HelloStrangerLOTRmsn]

i hope you're not allergic...to death! =P

[destroyer1187]

AHHHHHAAHHHHAHHH DIE! Then call him a son of a bitch.

[cynicsfaith]

from 2:48 onward wtf!? LOL!

[kaboomstart]

I DANCE in an alley, and I CREEP like a cat

Shooting naughty-doers just like that!

[canefan17]

LMFAO

Might be the funniest thing i've seen on youtube

[Headword77]

Does anyone else think the "Hope you're not allergic" guy looks and sounds a bit like David Cameron?

[Gario92]

nice acting!!!!

[snufleufugus]

what's the music at the beginning? it was in half life full life free man video too

[19thCapricorn]

Chateau by Rob Dougan. From The Matrix Reloaded Soundtrack.

[tvJUKIE123]

"that just made my dick wiggle!"

[BrokenBjartur]

Splendid acting on the "Dr. Evil" guy. I mean, I would have liked him as a villain.

[BrokenBjartur]

"Hope you're not allergic... To death!"

Love the accent!

[chisp1210]

"Ha Ha! Now your dead!"

I thought that was an epic line

[smallstegosaurus]

I love that the One Liner Services logo has five lines.

[doctorturkleton]

shooting naughtydoers just like -BANG-

[Tinymoezzy]

sack up honky tonk

[VAKLAV69]

Tell the devil i said fuck you. :D

[cheycheyfriend247]

WTF!!!!!!

[JamztheHedgehog]

that ending pose almost killed me! XD

[SuperRandom3333]

*epic pose*

yeah.........

[sadisticsaint101]

did you see that epic pose

[HippieMetalFan762]

Honky tonk..

[bloodygrim9]

someone got a little trigger happy

[ApplySomePressure54]

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH

And then call him a son of a bitch

[jumpaholic22]

what's up with that donovan guy being covered in blood?

[CritekeMe]

totally playing liquid tension in the background during the OLS part. HELL YES!

[TheSaraAndJoSho]

giggity

[crabalockerfishwife6]

THAT JUST MADE MY DICK WIGGLE xD

[BeardedIrony]

at the end "yyeeeeaaahhhh" lol

[mozo25]

AWCWARD MOMENT AT THE END. HAHHHA

[Scorpeomajor]

hahaha jost is awsome. I love him in all of his movies and shows. Wish get to work with him someday.

[kikiresistance]

that just made my dick wigle

clap on clap of

ItS Soo RandOOmLI funny

[imhereandgreen]

that actually happened to me

[Ipwnweniwant2]

"Were like a family here!...except for jeff...he's half asian...korean, or somethi-"

lol

[demonatalord]

@Ipwnweniwant2 oh my god, i'm so glad that you wrote that in the comment section, because i totally didn't just hear it in the video.... *sarcasm

[far2ez]

@demonatalord I entirely agreed with everything you said, and then you added *sarcasm after obvious sarcasm... So do I assume that the sarcasm was only done sarcastically, and that you actually ARE glad that he wrote that in the comment section? Otherwise, I wouldn't have bothered putting the *sarcasm to denote your obvious sarcasm which was obvious.

[demonatalord]

@far2ez yes.... that's exactly what i meant... *sarcasm

see what i did there? tee hee

[far2ez]

@demonatalord So wait a second. You used *sarcasm to indicate that you were sarcastic about that being exactly what you meant... BUT was "that's exactly what I meant" a sarcastic comment anyway? In which case I'd have to take it to indicate that you ACTUALLY MEANT the double sarcasm in the first post as well, in which case you are just being rather confusing with all this double-sarcasm stuff when you are technically just saying what you mean. Ugh god.

[comicreaper]

@far2ez What? where is the comment you are commenting about because I kinda want to read it now.

[far2ez]

@comicreaper Check the full comments page and do a control-F of "demonatalord" - He essentially commented on the stupidity of people who just post something said in the video as a comment. But after he used obvious sarcasm, he finished his post with *sarcasm, effectively ruining an otherwise really, really intelligently worded joke.

Due to the annoyance of his stupid *sarcasm mention (after obvious sarcasm), I accused him of being sarcastic ABOUT being sarcastic. (ie 'double-sarcasm') - see?

[HollieDaMan]

i thought OLS standed for Our Lady of Sorrows lol since thats our website haha 8)