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  • what movie was this?

  • LMAO dumb bitch wanted to escape the kitchen

  • Anyone hear about when the woman cut off her husbands cock cos' he was being a slut? Lots of the time it backfires on fuckwits like this, so I wouldnt be laughing thinking your a champion

  • Watch over and over AHAHAHA

  • Best thing ever. I want to grow up to be like him

  • You're all fucking idiots. Especially the uploader.

    

  • @ensguitar You like it ( 。◕‿‿◕。)

  • @OnimeNoRice It would be good if she shot him in the face

  • type gta nek minute, hahahaha

  • did anyone else notice her touch her tit right at the start? o.O

  • fuck u cunt thats off this movie that people like maori hate bitch sucking cock

  • gaie

  • cook th man sum fukn eggs lol ;)

  • really?

  • i though after nek minit she was gonna be cooking some eggs

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH­!

  • ROFLMAO!!! It's hard to find anything that is not funny about this!

  • COOK THE MAN SOME EGGS

  • AH FOR FUCKSAKES, STFU! it doesnt have anything to do with the race. its the fucking person and how they were brought up. SHITMAN!

  • Hahahahaha.

  • nek MINUTE Bang in the FACE

  • nek minute im 10

  • FALCON PUNCH

  • have you guys seen the movie if not dont make fun of it you fucking idiots its a sad meaningful movie ... jesuz christ

  • Holy shit racism is alive in this chat, so I'm gonna add my shit to it, I'm half European and half Maori and I'm proud of both sides, other than that I hate all of you fuckers posting stupid shit on here except all of sexy yummy women posting yum yum!!!! Btw what a waste of eggs, could've cooked a omelet.....

  • Gee whiz where'd ya get them muscles from bro ? You been lifting those weights huh? Done a lag am I right? Samoan guy : you wanna fuck with me ? Nek minute

  • I would normally like this... but that movie is so sad.

  • hmmm eggs

  • shud put them in the protein shake bitch, 

  • lol

  • Once we where warriors?

  • @SyferFire Once Were Warriors

  • the 59 people are auzzies

  • hey look, its jango fett!

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  • This is not funny that other guy just ran away I would kill that man if that was my mom

  • "Its okay man."

  • Every1 get a hiding sometime in life lol

  • @Infinityxox Everyone*

    ar3 y0u s3r10us3ly th4t r3t4rd3d

  • @ThatVeryAnnoyingGuy

    Huh?? are you saying you have never had a smack is your life not even on the hand now that sounds Retarted to me...??? 0-0

  • Oh, that's just not on...

  • thumbs up if nek minute

  • thats sad as.

  • @HEARTslimSHADY yeeah, that is really sad, ;(

  • Basically, to all you "Maori" commenting on this. Fuck the lot of you. You are not affected by the issues of the past, unless you make an issue of nothing. So please stop your hatred toward an entire racial group. If you want to hate on particular government figures etc, then go for it. But when you define my heritage, and my ancestors as being "White fucks" then you are just a mindless pig, who deserves no space on this planet. Stop your ignorance and your racist remarks.

  • @magnetic0314: Well as a matter of fact a lot of people are affected from all nationality"s if they are brought up around violence.. Maori's ain't the "ONLY VIOLENT" people.. People are pathetic n stupid if they think their Race is better... Everybody is entitled to their own opinions and thats mine.. But also in saying that it is up to you to change the way things are in your lifestyle to better the future..

  • @jessicaleekeefe I appreciate what you have said. But as Maori have a violence problem much worse proportionate to their population, isn't that a good place to start. Especially as the Maori culture likes to deal with its own affairs independently from the rest of New Zealand. Don't get me wrong, there is a Maori TV and I think that is a very positive thing. I would like to see New Zealand as a country of unity, with respective cultural groups free to practice their culture as they wish...

  • How is this funny.

  • @XR6coon your comments on racism and "whites invading" new Zealand if it wasn't for them going to nz Maoris would still be running around in grass skirts living in the bush and eating each other. Do you think this shit has gone on long enough since 1800 Europeans have been on nz. If you are so against westernization throw everything you have away get out of the house you live in and go live in a bush.

  • So i reckon that chick could have saved herself alot of trouble if she just cooked the man some eggs.

  • @sahbaaaaah nek minute still get a hiding.. lol

    

  • @sahbaaaaah Or if she got herself a gun ;)

  • wooohooo seems to be a good old fashioned race battle goin down here!! whos down for a swearing match?

  • Poor eggs.

  • This is what kiwi's do to their wives for shits and giggles.

  • @CosmicMutty hhaha funny cunt

  • hahaha typical Maori :L jakes th man ; not for smashing her , but still :L

  • @natasha4530 ... How about u come and il give u typical maori.....

    Right in your foul face bitch..!!!!!

  • new zealands favourite romantic comedy

  • @0willmaestro0 Yep and whats your romantic comedy..?? Planet of the apes hahaahahaa

  • @jessicaleekeefe ..im from new zealand.

  • @0willmaestro0 ..... Yeaaaaaaa ANNNNDDDDD..?????

  • Do it yourself Ja- Nek minute.

  • press 2 really fast. 5 also works!

  • Press 3 fast :)

  • Alger Manger

  • How'd I even get here?

  • Eh shut the fuck up. I'm Maori don't see me complaining. We can't change the past. We live in the world we are in today so live with it fuckers and get over it. Arguing over the past isn't going to get you anywhere you're just making yourself like a couple of dick wads.

  • @D00dVal So what? Are you the fucking representative of all things Maori. Of course nothing can be done about the past dimwit. Nobody said anything could be done!!! White fuckers need to worry about their own fucked up people and the filth they make and leave behind, then it might make the fuckers feel at the same level as the 'lesser' people they choose to belittle and run down!! Then they might drop the self righteous 'holier than thou' attitude so many of the fuckers have!!

  • @XR6coon Nah you're the one acting like the representative saying that we where doing fine before they got there. Where you alive then? Do you know what was going on? Didn't think so. Stop talking out your arse and starting shit. Its people like you starting up this shit and saying these things that starts up the racist comments. Get over yourself and get a clue.

  • @D00dVal And what the fuck do you know of that time too you FAKE fucking white Maori. PMSL you aint Maori dumbarse, Maori know what happened back then!!!!!

  • @XR6coon Lol you're pathetic get over yourself. YI never said once that I was implying that all maori would be the same did I? Learn to read you dumb shit. I was implying that I don't. And I'm sure that you know exactly what happend back in that time. And I also love how you're the one being racist now saying im a fake fucking white maori. You're nothing but a dumbass hypercrit. You're pretty much trolling yourself and making yourself look more dumb. You should just stop.

  • @D00dVal Wooooah dumbass hypocrite, that's telling me huh!!! The white fuck arse system is almost collapsing anyway so you may have to pick another one to worship soon. White fuckers will no longer be forcing their sick shit onto us!! Yeeehaaaa I can't wait!!! I don't mind starving and walking everywhere, throwing spears!! DO YOU?? LOL Scarey stuff huh!!

  • @D00dVal and there is one thing I cant fucking stand wanker, and that's closet racists who snipe away saying snide remarks about a race, who speak in racist innuendo and use racist connotations!!! If you can't come out and fucking say it, then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THAT type of devious behaviour is the shit that is doing the damage wanker!!! Not out and open people like me. People know where the fuck I stand and what my beef is!!!

  • @D00dVal What happened 150 years ago has EVERYTHING to do with today!!! That time frame is only the life span of 2 people. There can be up to 5 generations alive at one time so the damage was passed on with little change and little effort at all!

  • @D00dVal Just because some Maori are doing well today DOES NOT IMPLY that all Maori could be the same because it is well known that some Maori moved forward and some Maori resisted, some Maori were assimilated and some weren't. Maori who resisted the greatest are the group that are in trouble today. So as long as white fuckers run down troubled Maori, and I see it, I will fuck their ideas up!!! ok wank!

  • Maori were doing fine, NEK MINUTE!! over the horizon came you white racist fuckers from the 'motherland', full of scurvy and every STD known to man!!

  • @XR6coon Calm your titties. Without pakeha, you would never have been able to post that comment. That's our technology you're using. If you want to make a valid point at how well Maori can do without white people, go live off the land without any of our inventions. Also, ever heard of tribe wars? You don't know that you wouldn't have killed yourselves off eventually, if we hadn't shown up. So shut the fuck up you racist fuckwit.

  • @tgbro123 Fuck off with the 'without pakeha' shit!! Maori would be doing just fine, no matter what the fuck they did to each other, WITHOUT you white fuckers around. They would have built their own lives up and not have some fucking invading arrogant pieces of shit force their sick deviant life style on to them. The fucking chinese and germans invented the first computers you dumb fuck!!!

  • @XR6coon Germans are European, moron. And you wouldn't have computers without the utilization electricity and the invention of the lightbulb from WHO, sorry? Thomas Edison! A British inventor. I'm not for white pride at all, but when Maori think they have a right to be furious with us, for what? You get treated so fucking well by our Government. We never went out to shoot you for sport like with what happened to the Aborigines.

  • @tgbro123 And the chinese dumb fuck!! you haven't mentioned them, they developed aspects of it before the germans knumbskull!! If were talking about the very first thoughts of calculating and numbers then the chinese is where it's at retard! And you can't lump the whole of fucking Europe into your lineage dumb fuck because we can all do that!! You couldn't shoot us like the aborigines, stronghold Maori had you fucked as far as fighting went!!

  • @tgbro123 Maori get treated how they fucking should by the fucking NZ white arse govt, if the white fuckers hadn't plunged Maori into the depths of despair like they did, a generational depression and feeling of hopelessness would not have developed in Maori, aye dumb fuck!! But fuckers like you will deny anything happened to Maori aye retard. Wait for it, NEK MINIT you'll be saying Maori have equal footing now pmsl....sooooo fucking predictable!!!

  • @XR6coon Also, what makes you think the land was theirs in the first place? They didn't fucking sprout up from the ground. They emigrated here from other lands too. So what about the animals they would have had to slaughter, and the trees they had to cut down to make a living? Should they be mad at you for imposing death on them? Humans aren't the only thing living here. So chill out and learn to live with everything around you.

  • @tgbro123 Ummmm because between the fuckers from the motherland who ventured here and Maori, Maori were here inhabiting the land long before they even knew Aotearoa existed!! Maori certainly had more ownership over it than the fuckers who deviously sleezed their way in!! White fuckers were on a crusades to rape the world of it's riches and they didn't give a fuck who stood in their way. It's easy now too say "learn to live with everything and the way it is" AFTER the fucking fact aye!!!

  • @tgbro123 And everything you have said, didn't really happen did it. It's shit dreamt up by you devious cunning white fuckers to make it look as though you were the saviours aye dumb white fuck. THE WORLD would be a FAR FAR better place without you filthy white fuckers around!! Fullstop! You seem to think the things white man invented would not have eventually been invented by other races, arrogant fuckwit. You white fuckers are self righteous pieces of shit aren't you!!!

  • @tgbro123 You white fuckers went into all the areas around the world, that were of value! and fucked over all the indigenous peoples in those areas, now you devious filthy fucking white pigs have the cheek to turn it around on the indigenous peoples. Fucken arrogant ignorant fucking Disease!

  • @XR6coon You can stay mad but nothing is going to change. You're incredibly irrational and unintelligent, convincing yourself of a history that you weren't even alive to give a full account of anyway. If you want to hate white people, go ahead. But stop using everything we brought as gifts to you. Hey, it might even fix the big societal problems you seem to have.

  • @tgbro123 Fuck off with your 'gift' shit arsehole. Anyone with a brain knows that hadn't your fucking white arses ever come here, none of that shit would be missed let alone used aye retard!!

  • @tgbro123 "Hey, it might even fix the big societal problems you seem to have." That's rich coming from you arsehole. I thought fuckers like you preached about NZ becoming 'one', we are all 'New Zealanders' type of shit! So where does separating social problems come into it? And you white fuckers have social problems too, ALL OF WHICH LEAD to the degradation of societies,and on a larger scale, THE PLANET!! You white fuckers and your lazy arse inventions are the main problem.

  • Fuck off you white racist pieces of shit. It was the invasion of you fucking white fuckers that fucked up the lives of indigenous peoples. They were doing fine until you white motherfuckers came along. You took away their whole meaning and replaced it, thrust them into your disease ridden sick deviant way of life, never bothered assimilating them, and the results are the same where ever you dirty disease ridden white fuckers went!! Typical fucking ignorant arrogant white motherfuckers!

  • HMMMM NET MINUTE BAMM!!!!!!!

  • this is a great example of a looser NZ Maori 

  • This movie is a realistic representation of how all Maori's act.

  • the title itself cracked me up

  • 0:0 she pull them out of her boobs ?

  • maori ppl cant fight for shit thats why they hit their laddies, fucking wimps

  • @Bigfellr fuck u wa ugly cunt

  • @Bigfellr i fucking dare you to say that to maori

  • @lambogallardo1000 you changing the subject? get lost poohbreath

  • @Bigfellr you say maoris cant fight then why wouldn't you do it

  • @lambogallardo1000 do what?hit laddies? my wife?

  • @Bigfellr get lost poohbreath? seriously? and i get where ur coming from with alot of maoris having anger issues. but there are other races that have done far worse. but its not the race, its the people themselves. same goes for jake the muss

  • @Jaey96 its the race.

  • BAHAHAHAHAA. genius brah

  • @fuckinlad you are a fukin bitch dont fuckin say that you racist

    

  • @MrDougyboy123 shut up u dumb fuck im from new zealand. yeh its real easy sayin that shit from behind the cover of a screen and a keyboard...fuck u must be the biggest fuckin shitcunt goin

  • @fuckinlad shut up you racist

  • @MrDougyboy123 ur a fuckin gronk im not racist u dumb cunt. theres no racism in anything i said u fuckwit. ur just mad at the world cause ur a fat fuck

  • @fuckinlad Fuck off, you fuck, go fuck a fucktard, with a black fucking penis whilst fucking a male bitch ass fucking nigga motherfucking fuck. Fuck people like you who fucking think that they can fucking dominate all the other fucking shit ass motherfucking races, like fucking niggas and fucking gays (faggots) and shit like fucking that. You know what i fucking mean you fuking fat fuk. Eat my fucking small fucking black penis, and fucking swalllow what i give you to fucking swallow.

  • @martinb403 ur actually just a pathetic joke. thats ny far the stupidest thing i've ever bothered 2 read. that doughboy cunt was callin me racist... U R OBVIOUSLY MASSIVELY RACIST WITH UR DEROGATORY TERMS. what u said barely makes sense. fuck off. die. fuck ya dead mother u fuckin shitcunt

  • @MrDougyboy123 oi doughboy if u called me racist u might as well just call everyone who liked the video racist. anyone who misinterprets me thinkin the video is funny as bein racist is just ridiculous. man up n stop bein on constant guard against what u percieve to be racism cause its a waste of time

  • Nek minute : TBAG'S her... XD

  • lololol funniest thing i have have seen in an amount of time.

  • She got wat she diserved =)

  • mean maori mean lol

  • COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS.!

  • yeah well im' on yuor' syde neways lol,

  • Far you had to add that last part into it as well just topped it all of.

  • @Reetlegna hahahah you're the only one to notice XD +1

  • thats justfucken rats

  • I'm trying my best not to laugh......nek minnit! 

  • Shoulda just cooked the eggs aye beth.. Ahha

  • You know your problem woman??

    You're too fuckin lippy!

  • I knew I shouldn't laugh...nek minnit

  • hahaa

  • @toomanyminges Mate, your name is toomanyminges. You're clearly not one to rally for women's rights. Sorry, wimmen's rights.

  • @emmetmulcahy rofl good call lol them wimmen eh?

  • @toomanyminges she didn't cook the eggs though?

  • i have no time for north island maoris as they are jus a mob of child raping murdering and women hating natives....as primative as they come!, down here we have the ngai tahu tribe...which are a totally different breed with brains and do not hang children on clotheslines and smash them to death with with cricket bats after raping them...what a mob of child fuckers up there?.

  • @conmanumber1 ownage

  • who gives a fuck love this movie go maoris woop woop

  • This is not good. Please remove it. Once were Warriors was written to show the bad effects of domestic violence, not to make it a laughing matter.

  • @Maoritech You thought your opinion would have at least some small amount of importance........nek minute.....

  • lol, this is funny. Not the content, but the fact that it's crude.

  • This is in poor taste

  • cook the man sum bloody eqqs LOL

  • If this type of humor offends you, dont watch the video.

  • awesome nek minute

    watch?v=j9WUl8rfIDs

  • fuckin funny shit

  • Thought I'd just watch that 1 nek minute vid... nek minute

  • LOL nek minute

  • @toomanyminges what the fuck is a wimmen?

  • @ryz86 The word "women" is to refer to one female. The word "wimmen" is to refer to more than or plus two. You obviously fail school certificate english in your curriculum as this is something that eight year olds are taught in primary.

  • @toomanyminges i think you will find it is woman for singular and women for plural (more than one) there is no such word as wimmen, get a dictionary and you will find this the case.

  • @toomanyminges womenplural of wom·an (Noun)

    Noun:

    An adult human female.

  • @ryz86 if your only purpose is to come on here and troll on the subject of domestic violience, then I will pray for you and hope that life offers you good things.

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  • @toomanyminges whats that got to do with anything? i wasn't trolling, i sincerely thought "wtf" is a wimmen as it is not a word... and then u insulted my education and made up some big story about it being the plural for woman... which it's not lol. As for your other point, reality and comedy are at 2 sides of a large spectrum, someone who finds violence against women in reality a good thing or funny has issues, a joke is a joke and being a mature person is knowing the difference between the two

  • @ryz86 omg who cares its' funny

  • @msaros69 i think u read what i said wrong, im actually telling a guy who was complaining about the video that its just a joke... among other things so next time u might want to either pipe down or get the facts straight first :P

  • @toomanyminges i also see you have call of duty videos in your favourites, therefore you should know the difference between reality and game, same scenario, killing with headshots and knives like you do in video games is not a good thing in reality at all and even soldiers get haunted by these acts and seeing fellow men at arms die...yet we sit and play games and get rewarded with flashy achievements for doing it in games? just like this joke video... its not reality

  • @ryz86 there are games based on real wars and veterans who are messed up for life and several jokes about hitler and the rest, a smart man once said, mans most powerful weapon is laughter... knowing the difference between reality and a joke/entertainment is part of maturity and if you cannot handle it than move on but its not up to you to decide, i have witnessed domestic violence i saw my mothers arm get broken by a boyfriend when i was 8 among other things, but this is a movie and joke.

  • She should have cooked the cun't some fucking eggs!

  • @toomanyminges

    Thats why they made the movie

  • Actually this is a movie so people out there GET IT RIGHT i watched the movie and yea it was SAD AS?

  • although it is just a bit of internet fun as long as no one picks up bad habits from this

  • THIS whole move once where warriors is a sad move and shouldn't be abused like this

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  • this video is just plain mean and not in a good way :(

  • n.z maories...speacialise in wife beating and skiting bout tuffness.

  • Press 8 for the ownage moment

  • do it yoself ja- NEKK MINIT

    

  • You know you are from New Zealand when you look like the Nek Minute guy.

  • @toomanyminges don't you reckon its a bit ironic that you're trying to show that this is disrespectful and a violation of women's rights, but your username is toomanyminges?

  • @datorneoowner Mate, I don't go around hitting wimmen let alone making the subject of hitting wimmen commical. There's a line that should never be crossed. My username may get a lot of females rolling there eye's but I'm pretty sure 100% of the female race will agree with my first post. Domestic violence towards wimmen is simply not on!