Anyone hear about when the woman cut off her husbands cock cos' he was being a slut? Lots of the time it backfires on fuckwits like this, so I wouldnt be laughing thinking your a champion
I am from nz and this is one of our indigenous amimals. they are a big problem for us as a country cause they are costing the tax payer millions and they are giving us white folk a bad name. I dont want people to think of new zealand with this guy in mind. DYK 85% of our prison population are maori or just black. . . This video is a classic example of niggerism and should be disliked for all eternity.
Holy shit racism is alive in this chat, so I'm gonna add my shit to it, I'm half European and half Maori and I'm proud of both sides, other than that I hate all of you fuckers posting stupid shit on here except all of sexy yummy women posting yum yum!!!! Btw what a waste of eggs, could've cooked a omelet.....
Gee whiz where'd ya get them muscles from bro ? You been lifting those weights huh? Done a lag am I right? Samoan guy : you wanna fuck with me ? Nek minute
Basically, to all you "Maori" commenting on this. Fuck the lot of you. You are not affected by the issues of the past, unless you make an issue of nothing. So please stop your hatred toward an entire racial group. If you want to hate on particular government figures etc, then go for it. But when you define my heritage, and my ancestors as being "White fucks" then you are just a mindless pig, who deserves no space on this planet. Stop your ignorance and your racist remarks.
@magnetic0314: Well as a matter of fact a lot of people are affected from all nationality"s if they are brought up around violence.. Maori's ain't the "ONLY VIOLENT" people.. People are pathetic n stupid if they think their Race is better... Everybody is entitled to their own opinions and thats mine.. But also in saying that it is up to you to change the way things are in your lifestyle to better the future..
@jessicaleekeefe I appreciate what you have said. But as Maori have a violence problem much worse proportionate to their population, isn't that a good place to start. Especially as the Maori culture likes to deal with its own affairs independently from the rest of New Zealand. Don't get me wrong, there is a Maori TV and I think that is a very positive thing. I would like to see New Zealand as a country of unity, with respective cultural groups free to practice their culture as they wish...
@XR6coon your comments on racism and "whites invading" new Zealand if it wasn't for them going to nz Maoris would still be running around in grass skirts living in the bush and eating each other. Do you think this shit has gone on long enough since 1800 Europeans have been on nz. If you are so against westernization throw everything you have away get out of the house you live in and go live in a bush.
Eh shut the fuck up. I'm Maori don't see me complaining. We can't change the past. We live in the world we are in today so live with it fuckers and get over it. Arguing over the past isn't going to get you anywhere you're just making yourself like a couple of dick wads.
@D00dVal So what? Are you the fucking representative of all things Maori. Of course nothing can be done about the past dimwit. Nobody said anything could be done!!! White fuckers need to worry about their own fucked up people and the filth they make and leave behind, then it might make the fuckers feel at the same level as the 'lesser' people they choose to belittle and run down!! Then they might drop the self righteous 'holier than thou' attitude so many of the fuckers have!!
@XR6coon Nah you're the one acting like the representative saying that we where doing fine before they got there. Where you alive then? Do you know what was going on? Didn't think so. Stop talking out your arse and starting shit. Its people like you starting up this shit and saying these things that starts up the racist comments. Get over yourself and get a clue.
@D00dVal And what the fuck do you know of that time too you FAKE fucking white Maori. PMSL you aint Maori dumbarse, Maori know what happened back then!!!!!
@XR6coon Lol you're pathetic get over yourself. YI never said once that I was implying that all maori would be the same did I? Learn to read you dumb shit. I was implying that I don't. And I'm sure that you know exactly what happend back in that time. And I also love how you're the one being racist now saying im a fake fucking white maori. You're nothing but a dumbass hypercrit. You're pretty much trolling yourself and making yourself look more dumb. You should just stop.
@D00dVal Wooooah dumbass hypocrite, that's telling me huh!!! The white fuck arse system is almost collapsing anyway so you may have to pick another one to worship soon. White fuckers will no longer be forcing their sick shit onto us!! Yeeehaaaa I can't wait!!! I don't mind starving and walking everywhere, throwing spears!! DO YOU?? LOL Scarey stuff huh!!
@D00dVal and there is one thing I cant fucking stand wanker, and that's closet racists who snipe away saying snide remarks about a race, who speak in racist innuendo and use racist connotations!!! If you can't come out and fucking say it, then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THAT type of devious behaviour is the shit that is doing the damage wanker!!! Not out and open people like me. People know where the fuck I stand and what my beef is!!!
@D00dVal What happened 150 years ago has EVERYTHING to do with today!!! That time frame is only the life span of 2 people. There can be up to 5 generations alive at one time so the damage was passed on with little change and little effort at all!
@D00dVal Just because some Maori are doing well today DOES NOT IMPLY that all Maori could be the same because it is well known that some Maori moved forward and some Maori resisted, some Maori were assimilated and some weren't. Maori who resisted the greatest are the group that are in trouble today. So as long as white fuckers run down troubled Maori, and I see it, I will fuck their ideas up!!! ok wank!
@XR6coon Calm your titties. Without pakeha, you would never have been able to post that comment. That's our technology you're using. If you want to make a valid point at how well Maori can do without white people, go live off the land without any of our inventions. Also, ever heard of tribe wars? You don't know that you wouldn't have killed yourselves off eventually, if we hadn't shown up. So shut the fuck up you racist fuckwit.
@tgbro123 Fuck off with the 'without pakeha' shit!! Maori would be doing just fine, no matter what the fuck they did to each other, WITHOUT you white fuckers around. They would have built their own lives up and not have some fucking invading arrogant pieces of shit force their sick deviant life style on to them. The fucking chinese and germans invented the first computers you dumb fuck!!!
@XR6coon Germans are European, moron. And you wouldn't have computers without the utilization electricity and the invention of the lightbulb from WHO, sorry? Thomas Edison! A British inventor. I'm not for white pride at all, but when Maori think they have a right to be furious with us, for what? You get treated so fucking well by our Government. We never went out to shoot you for sport like with what happened to the Aborigines.
@tgbro123 And the chinese dumb fuck!! you haven't mentioned them, they developed aspects of it before the germans knumbskull!! If were talking about the very first thoughts of calculating and numbers then the chinese is where it's at retard! And you can't lump the whole of fucking Europe into your lineage dumb fuck because we can all do that!! You couldn't shoot us like the aborigines, stronghold Maori had you fucked as far as fighting went!!
@tgbro123 Maori get treated how they fucking should by the fucking NZ white arse govt, if the white fuckers hadn't plunged Maori into the depths of despair like they did, a generational depression and feeling of hopelessness would not have developed in Maori, aye dumb fuck!! But fuckers like you will deny anything happened to Maori aye retard. Wait for it, NEK MINIT you'll be saying Maori have equal footing now pmsl....sooooo fucking predictable!!!
@XR6coon Also, what makes you think the land was theirs in the first place? They didn't fucking sprout up from the ground. They emigrated here from other lands too. So what about the animals they would have had to slaughter, and the trees they had to cut down to make a living? Should they be mad at you for imposing death on them? Humans aren't the only thing living here. So chill out and learn to live with everything around you.
@tgbro123 Ummmm because between the fuckers from the motherland who ventured here and Maori, Maori were here inhabiting the land long before they even knew Aotearoa existed!! Maori certainly had more ownership over it than the fuckers who deviously sleezed their way in!! White fuckers were on a crusades to rape the world of it's riches and they didn't give a fuck who stood in their way. It's easy now too say "learn to live with everything and the way it is" AFTER the fucking fact aye!!!
@tgbro123 And everything you have said, didn't really happen did it. It's shit dreamt up by you devious cunning white fuckers to make it look as though you were the saviours aye dumb white fuck. THE WORLD would be a FAR FAR better place without you filthy white fuckers around!! Fullstop! You seem to think the things white man invented would not have eventually been invented by other races, arrogant fuckwit. You white fuckers are self righteous pieces of shit aren't you!!!
@tgbro123 You white fuckers went into all the areas around the world, that were of value! and fucked over all the indigenous peoples in those areas, now you devious filthy fucking white pigs have the cheek to turn it around on the indigenous peoples. Fucken arrogant ignorant fucking Disease!
@XR6coon You can stay mad but nothing is going to change. You're incredibly irrational and unintelligent, convincing yourself of a history that you weren't even alive to give a full account of anyway. If you want to hate white people, go ahead. But stop using everything we brought as gifts to you. Hey, it might even fix the big societal problems you seem to have.
@tgbro123 Fuck off with your 'gift' shit arsehole. Anyone with a brain knows that hadn't your fucking white arses ever come here, none of that shit would be missed let alone used aye retard!!
@tgbro123 "Hey, it might even fix the big societal problems you seem to have." That's rich coming from you arsehole. I thought fuckers like you preached about NZ becoming 'one', we are all 'New Zealanders' type of shit! So where does separating social problems come into it? And you white fuckers have social problems too, ALL OF WHICH LEAD to the degradation of societies,and on a larger scale, THE PLANET!! You white fuckers and your lazy arse inventions are the main problem.
Fuck off you white racist pieces of shit. It was the invasion of you fucking white fuckers that fucked up the lives of indigenous peoples. They were doing fine until you white motherfuckers came along. You took away their whole meaning and replaced it, thrust them into your disease ridden sick deviant way of life, never bothered assimilating them, and the results are the same where ever you dirty disease ridden white fuckers went!! Typical fucking ignorant arrogant white motherfuckers!
@Bigfellr get lost poohbreath? seriously? and i get where ur coming from with alot of maoris having anger issues. but there are other races that have done far worse. but its not the race, its the people themselves. same goes for jake the muss
@MrDougyboy123 shut up u dumb fuck im from new zealand. yeh its real easy sayin that shit from behind the cover of a screen and a keyboard...fuck u must be the biggest fuckin shitcunt goin
@MrDougyboy123 ur a fuckin gronk im not racist u dumb cunt. theres no racism in anything i said u fuckwit. ur just mad at the world cause ur a fat fuck
@fuckinlad Fuck off, you fuck, go fuck a fucktard, with a black fucking penis whilst fucking a male bitch ass fucking nigga motherfucking fuck. Fuck people like you who fucking think that they can fucking dominate all the other fucking shit ass motherfucking races, like fucking niggas and fucking gays (faggots) and shit like fucking that. You know what i fucking mean you fuking fat fuk. Eat my fucking small fucking black penis, and fucking swalllow what i give you to fucking swallow.
@martinb403 ur actually just a pathetic joke. thats ny far the stupidest thing i've ever bothered 2 read. that doughboy cunt was callin me racist... U R OBVIOUSLY MASSIVELY RACIST WITH UR DEROGATORY TERMS. what u said barely makes sense. fuck off. die. fuck ya dead mother u fuckin shitcunt
@MrDougyboy123 oi doughboy if u called me racist u might as well just call everyone who liked the video racist. anyone who misinterprets me thinkin the video is funny as bein racist is just ridiculous. man up n stop bein on constant guard against what u percieve to be racism cause its a waste of time
i have no time for north island maoris as they are jus a mob of child raping murdering and women hating natives....as primative as they come!, down here we have the ngai tahu tribe...which are a totally different breed with brains and do not hang children on clotheslines and smash them to death with with cricket bats after raping them...what a mob of child fuckers up there?.
@ryz86 The word "women" is to refer to one female. The word "wimmen" is to refer to more than or plus two. You obviously fail school certificate english in your curriculum as this is something that eight year olds are taught in primary.
@toomanyminges i think you will find it is woman for singular and women for plural (more than one) there is no such word as wimmen, get a dictionary and you will find this the case.
@ryz86 if your only purpose is to come on here and troll on the subject of domestic violience, then I will pray for you and hope that life offers you good things.
@toomanyminges whats that got to do with anything? i wasn't trolling, i sincerely thought "wtf" is a wimmen as it is not a word... and then u insulted my education and made up some big story about it being the plural for woman... which it's not lol. As for your other point, reality and comedy are at 2 sides of a large spectrum, someone who finds violence against women in reality a good thing or funny has issues, a joke is a joke and being a mature person is knowing the difference between the two
@msaros69 i think u read what i said wrong, im actually telling a guy who was complaining about the video that its just a joke... among other things so next time u might want to either pipe down or get the facts straight first :P
@toomanyminges i also see you have call of duty videos in your favourites, therefore you should know the difference between reality and game, same scenario, killing with headshots and knives like you do in video games is not a good thing in reality at all and even soldiers get haunted by these acts and seeing fellow men at arms die...yet we sit and play games and get rewarded with flashy achievements for doing it in games? just like this joke video... its not reality
@ryz86 there are games based on real wars and veterans who are messed up for life and several jokes about hitler and the rest, a smart man once said, mans most powerful weapon is laughter... knowing the difference between reality and a joke/entertainment is part of maturity and if you cannot handle it than move on but its not up to you to decide, i have witnessed domestic violence i saw my mothers arm get broken by a boyfriend when i was 8 among other things, but this is a movie and joke.
@toomanyminges don't you reckon its a bit ironic that you're trying to show that this is disrespectful and a violation of women's rights, but your username is toomanyminges?
@datorneoowner Mate, I don't go around hitting wimmen let alone making the subject of hitting wimmen commical. There's a line that should never be crossed. My username may get a lot of females rolling there eye's but I'm pretty sure 100% of the female race will agree with my first post. Domestic violence towards wimmen is simply not on!
what movie was this?
MickMate1000 1 day ago
LMAO dumb bitch wanted to escape the kitchen
hagdeath 4 days ago
Anyone hear about when the woman cut off her husbands cock cos' he was being a slut? Lots of the time it backfires on fuckwits like this, so I wouldnt be laughing thinking your a champion
lozdamo 1 week ago
Watch over and over AHAHAHA
ikilledjacobable 1 week ago
Best thing ever. I want to grow up to be like him
simby9 2 weeks ago
You're all fucking idiots. Especially the uploader.
ensguitar 2 weeks ago
@ensguitar You like it ( 。◕‿‿◕。)
OnimeNoRice 2 weeks ago
@OnimeNoRice It would be good if she shot him in the face
lozdamo 1 week ago
type gta nek minute, hahahaha
keith321321 1 month ago
did anyone else notice her touch her tit right at the start? o.O
fatpoodles 1 month ago
fuck u cunt thats off this movie that people like maori hate bitch sucking cock
tysongrant19 1 month ago
gaie
c0c0nati 1 month ago
cook th man sum fukn eggs lol ;)
CSWISbangn 2 months ago
really?
AceRooboy 2 months ago
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poppysis2 2 months ago
i though after nek minit she was gonna be cooking some eggs
TheJunga9000 2 months ago
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CeeGeneration 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
samspaino 2 months ago
ROFLMAO!!! It's hard to find anything that is not funny about this!
MrCravenKnight 3 months ago
COOK THE MAN SOME EGGS
nekhalfhour9 3 months ago
AH FOR FUCKSAKES, STFU! it doesnt have anything to do with the race. its the fucking person and how they were brought up. SHITMAN!
Jaey96 3 months ago
Hahahahaha.
MrSeaPanda 3 months ago
nek MINUTE Bang in the FACE
ViiTriX 3 months ago
nek minute im 10
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I am from nz and this is one of our indigenous amimals. they are a big problem for us as a country cause they are costing the tax payer millions and they are giving us white folk a bad name. I dont want people to think of new zealand with this guy in mind. DYK 85% of our prison population are maori or just black. . . This video is a classic example of niggerism and should be disliked for all eternity.
TheSkordemannen 3 months ago
FALCON PUNCH
WatchMeMakeMagic 3 months ago
have you guys seen the movie if not dont make fun of it you fucking idiots its a sad meaningful movie ... jesuz christ
iloveallvodka 3 months ago
Holy shit racism is alive in this chat, so I'm gonna add my shit to it, I'm half European and half Maori and I'm proud of both sides, other than that I hate all of you fuckers posting stupid shit on here except all of sexy yummy women posting yum yum!!!! Btw what a waste of eggs, could've cooked a omelet.....
Hapuka 3 months ago 2
Gee whiz where'd ya get them muscles from bro ? You been lifting those weights huh? Done a lag am I right? Samoan guy : you wanna fuck with me ? Nek minute
TheJuego1 3 months ago 2
I would normally like this... but that movie is so sad.
Slogger94 3 months ago
hmmm eggs
manny4u233 3 months ago
shud put them in the protein shake bitch,
Evaese 3 months ago
lol
Powderwombat 3 months ago
Once we where warriors?
SyferFire 3 months ago
@SyferFire Once Were Warriors
radyradyra 3 months ago
the 59 people are auzzies
MRkokowatts 3 months ago
hey look, its jango fett!
pattar46 3 months ago
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pattar46 3 months ago
This is not funny that other guy just ran away I would kill that man if that was my mom
kornvirat1cp 3 months ago
"Its okay man."
tamaihengiap11 3 months ago
Every1 get a hiding sometime in life lol
Infinityxox 3 months ago
@Infinityxox Everyone*
ar3 y0u s3r10us3ly th4t r3t4rd3d
ThatVeryAnnoyingGuy 3 months ago
@ThatVeryAnnoyingGuy
Huh?? are you saying you have never had a smack is your life not even on the hand now that sounds Retarted to me...??? 0-0
Infinityxox 3 months ago
Oh, that's just not on...
NinjaMona 3 months ago
thumbs up if nek minute
karlculator 3 months ago
thats sad as.
HEARTslimSHADY 3 months ago 28
@HEARTslimSHADY yeeah, that is really sad, ;(
taylerrocks101 1 month ago
Basically, to all you "Maori" commenting on this. Fuck the lot of you. You are not affected by the issues of the past, unless you make an issue of nothing. So please stop your hatred toward an entire racial group. If you want to hate on particular government figures etc, then go for it. But when you define my heritage, and my ancestors as being "White fucks" then you are just a mindless pig, who deserves no space on this planet. Stop your ignorance and your racist remarks.
magnetic0314 3 months ago
@magnetic0314: Well as a matter of fact a lot of people are affected from all nationality"s if they are brought up around violence.. Maori's ain't the "ONLY VIOLENT" people.. People are pathetic n stupid if they think their Race is better... Everybody is entitled to their own opinions and thats mine.. But also in saying that it is up to you to change the way things are in your lifestyle to better the future..
jessicaleekeefe 3 months ago
@jessicaleekeefe I appreciate what you have said. But as Maori have a violence problem much worse proportionate to their population, isn't that a good place to start. Especially as the Maori culture likes to deal with its own affairs independently from the rest of New Zealand. Don't get me wrong, there is a Maori TV and I think that is a very positive thing. I would like to see New Zealand as a country of unity, with respective cultural groups free to practice their culture as they wish...
magnetic0314 3 months ago
How is this funny.
Jillianwestxx 3 months ago
@XR6coon your comments on racism and "whites invading" new Zealand if it wasn't for them going to nz Maoris would still be running around in grass skirts living in the bush and eating each other. Do you think this shit has gone on long enough since 1800 Europeans have been on nz. If you are so against westernization throw everything you have away get out of the house you live in and go live in a bush.
daynightsand 3 months ago
So i reckon that chick could have saved herself alot of trouble if she just cooked the man some eggs.
sahbaaaaah 3 months ago 92
@sahbaaaaah nek minute still get a hiding.. lol
wahaahla 3 months ago
@sahbaaaaah Or if she got herself a gun ;)
lozdamo 1 week ago
wooohooo seems to be a good old fashioned race battle goin down here!! whos down for a swearing match?
SupremeTycoon 3 months ago
Poor eggs.
gibbleicious 3 months ago
This is what kiwi's do to their wives for shits and giggles.
CosmicMutty 3 months ago
@CosmicMutty hhaha funny cunt
tuikahui149 3 months ago
hahaha typical Maori :L jakes th man ; not for smashing her , but still :L
natasha4530 3 months ago
@natasha4530 ... How about u come and il give u typical maori.....
Right in your foul face bitch..!!!!!
jessicaleekeefe 3 months ago
new zealands favourite romantic comedy
0willmaestro0 4 months ago 6
@0willmaestro0 Yep and whats your romantic comedy..?? Planet of the apes hahaahahaa
jessicaleekeefe 3 months ago 2
@jessicaleekeefe ..im from new zealand.
0willmaestro0 3 months ago 3
@0willmaestro0 ..... Yeaaaaaaa ANNNNDDDDD..?????
jessicaleekeefe 3 months ago
Do it yourself Ja- Nek minute.
xHxCxNinjaxTurtlesx 4 months ago
press 2 really fast. 5 also works!
CreamyRicePudding 4 months ago
Press 3 fast :)
Ktmboy73849 4 months ago
Alger Manger
Ktmboy73849 4 months ago
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SAD VERY SAD :(
werewolfie5 4 months ago
How'd I even get here?
JoBrosSelenaJustin 4 months ago
Eh shut the fuck up. I'm Maori don't see me complaining. We can't change the past. We live in the world we are in today so live with it fuckers and get over it. Arguing over the past isn't going to get you anywhere you're just making yourself like a couple of dick wads.
D00dVal 4 months ago 2
@D00dVal So what? Are you the fucking representative of all things Maori. Of course nothing can be done about the past dimwit. Nobody said anything could be done!!! White fuckers need to worry about their own fucked up people and the filth they make and leave behind, then it might make the fuckers feel at the same level as the 'lesser' people they choose to belittle and run down!! Then they might drop the self righteous 'holier than thou' attitude so many of the fuckers have!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@XR6coon Nah you're the one acting like the representative saying that we where doing fine before they got there. Where you alive then? Do you know what was going on? Didn't think so. Stop talking out your arse and starting shit. Its people like you starting up this shit and saying these things that starts up the racist comments. Get over yourself and get a clue.
D00dVal 4 months ago
@D00dVal And what the fuck do you know of that time too you FAKE fucking white Maori. PMSL you aint Maori dumbarse, Maori know what happened back then!!!!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@XR6coon Lol you're pathetic get over yourself. YI never said once that I was implying that all maori would be the same did I? Learn to read you dumb shit. I was implying that I don't. And I'm sure that you know exactly what happend back in that time. And I also love how you're the one being racist now saying im a fake fucking white maori. You're nothing but a dumbass hypercrit. You're pretty much trolling yourself and making yourself look more dumb. You should just stop.
D00dVal 4 months ago
@D00dVal Wooooah dumbass hypocrite, that's telling me huh!!! The white fuck arse system is almost collapsing anyway so you may have to pick another one to worship soon. White fuckers will no longer be forcing their sick shit onto us!! Yeeehaaaa I can't wait!!! I don't mind starving and walking everywhere, throwing spears!! DO YOU?? LOL Scarey stuff huh!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@D00dVal and there is one thing I cant fucking stand wanker, and that's closet racists who snipe away saying snide remarks about a race, who speak in racist innuendo and use racist connotations!!! If you can't come out and fucking say it, then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THAT type of devious behaviour is the shit that is doing the damage wanker!!! Not out and open people like me. People know where the fuck I stand and what my beef is!!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@D00dVal What happened 150 years ago has EVERYTHING to do with today!!! That time frame is only the life span of 2 people. There can be up to 5 generations alive at one time so the damage was passed on with little change and little effort at all!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@D00dVal Just because some Maori are doing well today DOES NOT IMPLY that all Maori could be the same because it is well known that some Maori moved forward and some Maori resisted, some Maori were assimilated and some weren't. Maori who resisted the greatest are the group that are in trouble today. So as long as white fuckers run down troubled Maori, and I see it, I will fuck their ideas up!!! ok wank!
XR6coon 4 months ago
Maori were doing fine, NEK MINUTE!! over the horizon came you white racist fuckers from the 'motherland', full of scurvy and every STD known to man!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@XR6coon Calm your titties. Without pakeha, you would never have been able to post that comment. That's our technology you're using. If you want to make a valid point at how well Maori can do without white people, go live off the land without any of our inventions. Also, ever heard of tribe wars? You don't know that you wouldn't have killed yourselves off eventually, if we hadn't shown up. So shut the fuck up you racist fuckwit.
tgbro123 4 months ago
@tgbro123 Fuck off with the 'without pakeha' shit!! Maori would be doing just fine, no matter what the fuck they did to each other, WITHOUT you white fuckers around. They would have built their own lives up and not have some fucking invading arrogant pieces of shit force their sick deviant life style on to them. The fucking chinese and germans invented the first computers you dumb fuck!!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@XR6coon Germans are European, moron. And you wouldn't have computers without the utilization electricity and the invention of the lightbulb from WHO, sorry? Thomas Edison! A British inventor. I'm not for white pride at all, but when Maori think they have a right to be furious with us, for what? You get treated so fucking well by our Government. We never went out to shoot you for sport like with what happened to the Aborigines.
tgbro123 4 months ago
@tgbro123 And the chinese dumb fuck!! you haven't mentioned them, they developed aspects of it before the germans knumbskull!! If were talking about the very first thoughts of calculating and numbers then the chinese is where it's at retard! And you can't lump the whole of fucking Europe into your lineage dumb fuck because we can all do that!! You couldn't shoot us like the aborigines, stronghold Maori had you fucked as far as fighting went!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@tgbro123 Maori get treated how they fucking should by the fucking NZ white arse govt, if the white fuckers hadn't plunged Maori into the depths of despair like they did, a generational depression and feeling of hopelessness would not have developed in Maori, aye dumb fuck!! But fuckers like you will deny anything happened to Maori aye retard. Wait for it, NEK MINIT you'll be saying Maori have equal footing now pmsl....sooooo fucking predictable!!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@XR6coon Also, what makes you think the land was theirs in the first place? They didn't fucking sprout up from the ground. They emigrated here from other lands too. So what about the animals they would have had to slaughter, and the trees they had to cut down to make a living? Should they be mad at you for imposing death on them? Humans aren't the only thing living here. So chill out and learn to live with everything around you.
tgbro123 4 months ago
@tgbro123 Ummmm because between the fuckers from the motherland who ventured here and Maori, Maori were here inhabiting the land long before they even knew Aotearoa existed!! Maori certainly had more ownership over it than the fuckers who deviously sleezed their way in!! White fuckers were on a crusades to rape the world of it's riches and they didn't give a fuck who stood in their way. It's easy now too say "learn to live with everything and the way it is" AFTER the fucking fact aye!!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@tgbro123 And everything you have said, didn't really happen did it. It's shit dreamt up by you devious cunning white fuckers to make it look as though you were the saviours aye dumb white fuck. THE WORLD would be a FAR FAR better place without you filthy white fuckers around!! Fullstop! You seem to think the things white man invented would not have eventually been invented by other races, arrogant fuckwit. You white fuckers are self righteous pieces of shit aren't you!!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@tgbro123 You white fuckers went into all the areas around the world, that were of value! and fucked over all the indigenous peoples in those areas, now you devious filthy fucking white pigs have the cheek to turn it around on the indigenous peoples. Fucken arrogant ignorant fucking Disease!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@XR6coon You can stay mad but nothing is going to change. You're incredibly irrational and unintelligent, convincing yourself of a history that you weren't even alive to give a full account of anyway. If you want to hate white people, go ahead. But stop using everything we brought as gifts to you. Hey, it might even fix the big societal problems you seem to have.
tgbro123 4 months ago
@tgbro123 Fuck off with your 'gift' shit arsehole. Anyone with a brain knows that hadn't your fucking white arses ever come here, none of that shit would be missed let alone used aye retard!!
XR6coon 4 months ago
@tgbro123 "Hey, it might even fix the big societal problems you seem to have." That's rich coming from you arsehole. I thought fuckers like you preached about NZ becoming 'one', we are all 'New Zealanders' type of shit! So where does separating social problems come into it? And you white fuckers have social problems too, ALL OF WHICH LEAD to the degradation of societies,and on a larger scale, THE PLANET!! You white fuckers and your lazy arse inventions are the main problem.
XR6coon 4 months ago
Fuck off you white racist pieces of shit. It was the invasion of you fucking white fuckers that fucked up the lives of indigenous peoples. They were doing fine until you white motherfuckers came along. You took away their whole meaning and replaced it, thrust them into your disease ridden sick deviant way of life, never bothered assimilating them, and the results are the same where ever you dirty disease ridden white fuckers went!! Typical fucking ignorant arrogant white motherfuckers!
XR6coon 4 months ago
HMMMM NET MINUTE BAMM!!!!!!!
army1714 4 months ago
this is a great example of a looser NZ Maori
wapitiman100 4 months ago
This movie is a realistic representation of how all Maori's act.
metaliswin94 4 months ago
the title itself cracked me up
jackalan88 4 months ago
0:0 she pull them out of her boobs ?
busTA119 4 months ago
maori ppl cant fight for shit thats why they hit their laddies, fucking wimps
Bigfellr 4 months ago
@Bigfellr fuck u wa ugly cunt
TheSupaownage 4 months ago
@Bigfellr i fucking dare you to say that to maori
lambogallardo1000 4 months ago
@lambogallardo1000 you changing the subject? get lost poohbreath
Bigfellr 4 months ago
@Bigfellr you say maoris cant fight then why wouldn't you do it
lambogallardo1000 4 months ago
@lambogallardo1000 do what?hit laddies? my wife?
Bigfellr 4 months ago
@Bigfellr get lost poohbreath? seriously? and i get where ur coming from with alot of maoris having anger issues. but there are other races that have done far worse. but its not the race, its the people themselves. same goes for jake the muss
Jaey96 3 months ago
@Jaey96 its the race.
Bigfellr 3 months ago
BAHAHAHAHAA. genius brah
fuckinlad 4 months ago
@fuckinlad you are a fukin bitch dont fuckin say that you racist
MrDougyboy123 4 months ago
@MrDougyboy123 shut up u dumb fuck im from new zealand. yeh its real easy sayin that shit from behind the cover of a screen and a keyboard...fuck u must be the biggest fuckin shitcunt goin
fuckinlad 4 months ago
@fuckinlad shut up you racist
MrDougyboy123 4 months ago
@MrDougyboy123 ur a fuckin gronk im not racist u dumb cunt. theres no racism in anything i said u fuckwit. ur just mad at the world cause ur a fat fuck
fuckinlad 4 months ago
@fuckinlad Fuck off, you fuck, go fuck a fucktard, with a black fucking penis whilst fucking a male bitch ass fucking nigga motherfucking fuck. Fuck people like you who fucking think that they can fucking dominate all the other fucking shit ass motherfucking races, like fucking niggas and fucking gays (faggots) and shit like fucking that. You know what i fucking mean you fuking fat fuk. Eat my fucking small fucking black penis, and fucking swalllow what i give you to fucking swallow.
martinb403 3 months ago
@martinb403 ur actually just a pathetic joke. thats ny far the stupidest thing i've ever bothered 2 read. that doughboy cunt was callin me racist... U R OBVIOUSLY MASSIVELY RACIST WITH UR DEROGATORY TERMS. what u said barely makes sense. fuck off. die. fuck ya dead mother u fuckin shitcunt
fuckinlad 3 months ago
@MrDougyboy123 oi doughboy if u called me racist u might as well just call everyone who liked the video racist. anyone who misinterprets me thinkin the video is funny as bein racist is just ridiculous. man up n stop bein on constant guard against what u percieve to be racism cause its a waste of time
fuckinlad 3 months ago
Nek minute : TBAG'S her... XD
M0F0NZ124 4 months ago
lololol funniest thing i have have seen in an amount of time.
masiahOmedusa 4 months ago
She got wat she diserved =)
gshoccn 4 months ago
mean maori mean lol
Zephyesa 4 months ago
COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS.!
2009zavy 4 months ago
yeah well im' on yuor' syde neways lol,
msaros69 4 months ago
Far you had to add that last part into it as well just topped it all of.
Reetlegna 4 months ago 30
@Reetlegna hahahah you're the only one to notice XD +1
OnimeNoRice 4 months ago 13
thats justfucken rats
mrhopeofmankind 4 months ago
I'm trying my best not to laugh......nek minnit!
Jamac007 4 months ago
Shoulda just cooked the eggs aye beth.. Ahha
NesianBoY96 4 months ago
You know your problem woman??
You're too fuckin lippy!
Kyser477 4 months ago
I knew I shouldn't laugh...nek minnit
numcrun 4 months ago
hahaa
inhalegrass 4 months ago
@toomanyminges Mate, your name is toomanyminges. You're clearly not one to rally for women's rights. Sorry, wimmen's rights.
emmetmulcahy 4 months ago 22
@emmetmulcahy rofl good call lol them wimmen eh?
ryz86 4 months ago
@toomanyminges she didn't cook the eggs though?
fookineow 4 months ago 4
i have no time for north island maoris as they are jus a mob of child raping murdering and women hating natives....as primative as they come!, down here we have the ngai tahu tribe...which are a totally different breed with brains and do not hang children on clotheslines and smash them to death with with cricket bats after raping them...what a mob of child fuckers up there?.
conmanumber1 4 months ago
@conmanumber1 ownage
mrmctommy 4 months ago
who gives a fuck love this movie go maoris woop woop
mzfatd 4 months ago
This is not good. Please remove it. Once were Warriors was written to show the bad effects of domestic violence, not to make it a laughing matter.
Maoritech 4 months ago
@Maoritech You thought your opinion would have at least some small amount of importance........nek minute.....
kingfappington 4 months ago
lol, this is funny. Not the content, but the fact that it's crude.
FresherValleyChill 4 months ago
This is in poor taste
Fiskyisalive 4 months ago
cook the man sum bloody eqqs LOL
Kukiibaybeeh2011 4 months ago
If this type of humor offends you, dont watch the video.
Mutil8d 4 months ago
awesome nek minute
watch?v=j9WUl8rfIDs
bobdabuilde99 4 months ago
fuckin funny shit
subbie241 4 months ago
Thought I'd just watch that 1 nek minute vid... nek minute
pimpskatar 4 months ago
LOL nek minute
yawmama312 4 months ago
@toomanyminges what the fuck is a wimmen?
ryz86 4 months ago
@ryz86 The word "women" is to refer to one female. The word "wimmen" is to refer to more than or plus two. You obviously fail school certificate english in your curriculum as this is something that eight year olds are taught in primary.
toomanyminges 4 months ago
@toomanyminges i think you will find it is woman for singular and women for plural (more than one) there is no such word as wimmen, get a dictionary and you will find this the case.
ryz86 4 months ago 2
@toomanyminges womenplural of wom·an (Noun)
Noun:
An adult human female.
ryz86 4 months ago 2
@ryz86 if your only purpose is to come on here and troll on the subject of domestic violience, then I will pray for you and hope that life offers you good things.
toomanyminges 4 months ago
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ryz86 4 months ago
@toomanyminges whats that got to do with anything? i wasn't trolling, i sincerely thought "wtf" is a wimmen as it is not a word... and then u insulted my education and made up some big story about it being the plural for woman... which it's not lol. As for your other point, reality and comedy are at 2 sides of a large spectrum, someone who finds violence against women in reality a good thing or funny has issues, a joke is a joke and being a mature person is knowing the difference between the two
ryz86 4 months ago 23
@ryz86 omg who cares its' funny
msaros69 4 months ago
@msaros69 i think u read what i said wrong, im actually telling a guy who was complaining about the video that its just a joke... among other things so next time u might want to either pipe down or get the facts straight first :P
ryz86 4 months ago
@toomanyminges i also see you have call of duty videos in your favourites, therefore you should know the difference between reality and game, same scenario, killing with headshots and knives like you do in video games is not a good thing in reality at all and even soldiers get haunted by these acts and seeing fellow men at arms die...yet we sit and play games and get rewarded with flashy achievements for doing it in games? just like this joke video... its not reality
ryz86 4 months ago
@ryz86 there are games based on real wars and veterans who are messed up for life and several jokes about hitler and the rest, a smart man once said, mans most powerful weapon is laughter... knowing the difference between reality and a joke/entertainment is part of maturity and if you cannot handle it than move on but its not up to you to decide, i have witnessed domestic violence i saw my mothers arm get broken by a boyfriend when i was 8 among other things, but this is a movie and joke.
ryz86 4 months ago
She should have cooked the cun't some fucking eggs!
mrblackpakeha 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@viperchris34 umm yes it is...
TheWebcamcomedy 4 months ago
@toomanyminges
Thats why they made the movie
SkilledMarshall 4 months ago
Actually this is a movie so people out there GET IT RIGHT i watched the movie and yea it was SAD AS?
FunFrozenCoke 4 months ago
although it is just a bit of internet fun as long as no one picks up bad habits from this
thePRODIGYm 4 months ago
THIS whole move once where warriors is a sad move and shouldn't be abused like this
thePRODIGYm 4 months ago
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dttearoha 4 months ago
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dttearoha 4 months ago
this video is just plain mean and not in a good way :(
deebaztk 4 months ago
n.z maories...speacialise in wife beating and skiting bout tuffness.
conmanumber1 4 months ago
Press 8 for the ownage moment
FnPwnage 4 months ago
do it yoself ja- NEKK MINIT
SamuelaMesui 4 months ago
You know you are from New Zealand when you look like the Nek Minute guy.
CosmicMutty 4 months ago
@toomanyminges don't you reckon its a bit ironic that you're trying to show that this is disrespectful and a violation of women's rights, but your username is toomanyminges?
datorneoowner 4 months ago
@datorneoowner Mate, I don't go around hitting wimmen let alone making the subject of hitting wimmen commical. There's a line that should never be crossed. My username may get a lot of females rolling there eye's but I'm pretty sure 100% of the female race will agree with my first post. Domestic violence towards wimmen is simply not on!
toomanyminges 4 months ago