I know he could kick my ass with both of his hands tied to one leg....but how does an Martial Arts master get SO DAM FAT ? push away from the table dude !
I bet that guitar Steven Seagal is holding is Limited Edition only certain amount made :) My philosophy is Today is already Tomorrow because in North america is day while in Europe it's night think about my Philosophy
hey i read all kind of coments in this type of videos like "he sounds horrible" or "he doesn´t know how to play" well...for me he sounds good...and he plays way better than me. Yeah, i´m a beginner and i suck, buy anyways this is not so bad. Sory for my english
Well, music was part of Shaolin. He is discovering this part of himself, and he believes in this part. I play guitar, but I don't have the guts or the gear to do it in front of a crowd. He is standing taller than ever I did.
wow good fingerpicking skills Steve :) Just cut of the 4 other fingers. Your thumb is good enough. Also I was kinda scared he would snap the neck at the end, cause well...that's what he does right? snappin necks and cashing checks.
But I would not even give him my Hard to kill dvd as some kind of incentive for this performance.
I can really imagine him teaching guitar lessons to a young apprentice, going side by side through a forest, doing all kinds of meditating and martial arts moves involving rocks and keeping balance of your body under heavy rain,without touching a guitar even once. Also there´s a lake somewhere.
he's like a beginner with vintage guitars. he really needs to lock himself in a room and learn how to bend up to the right pitch. you might want to stick to snapping necks, steve
since he cant reach me...that was bloody awful ! He thinks he is the sh*t too, read an interview. SEAGAL: you need to PRACTICE and listen to some blues. That was awful. Sit the f*ck down and stop playing in public,today !
he gets a lot of free publicity. but he doesn't live up to the hype. just another actor that wants to be a rock star too. maybe stick to kung fu movies steve, your embarassing yourself
He's not the greatest and you may very well think that the phrasing is mediocre and all of that, but picking style and stuff is largely irrelevant. It really doesn't say squat about what you know about music and how to make it. Go hate on other thumb pickers like John Lee Hooker, whydontcha.
Heehee, just guy's pretty bad at guitar. Rough bending, bad timing, blah phrasing, and sticks only to the minor pentatonic. He can do some sweet kung-fu, but I think he's trying to be good at too many things.
@MirageBistro not an informed comment, there are some well known guitarists, John Abercrombie and Emily Remler, to name a couple, who play with their thumb. It's your comment that is to laugh at for chrissakes.
@MirageBistro You, idiot, Jeff Beck plays with his thumb. And he is a God of guitar. Do your research before blatantly stating banal ignorant stuff like that.
@LimboShrimp You, idiot, Jeff Beck plays with his thumb. And he is a God of guitar. Do your research before blatantly stating banal ignorant stuff like that.
@dingleberryjambalaya...he should have spent a grand on a guitar and 39 grand on lessons. Why do mediocre celebrities always feel the need to embarass themselves as mediocre musicians?
@DiMo1960 Its not like hes out there trying to make money off of his music, he's obviously playing because he loves to play, just like anyone else who picks up a guitar or any instrument and wants to learn. This guy knows his blues and collects memorabilia, he knows he's not an awesome shredder, but he still has the balls to get up on stage and play, so you should give him credit instead of hating. Oh and btw, you're probably a mediocre musician yourself(as am I), thats why ur watching this :)
@obsidian1985 oh my god i could not agree more, the funniest thing is all his biggest fans always say "hes so talented... rapping, playing guitar"... when I hear that I want to make them swallow their teeth.
@WesFR you're fucking retarded. he literally did NOTHING even remotely difficult. he was playing slow as fuck, which makes all the difference. anyone can put their fingers on various frets and pluck a string. you're a faggot little fan boy, suck a cock.
I heard that Seagal dropped 40 grand for a vintage strat on eBay the other day. He should have driven down to the guy's house, beat his ass, and then took it.
Just because hes not doing robotic technical shredding does not give you the right to criticize him. This is true guitar playing, its an expression from the spirit. If you cant accept that, STFU.
to *sonofhendrix* @ YOU ARE ABSOLUTELOY TRUE! I mean yeh ok fece melting shred is alright kick ass but this is blues and blues..............damn blues is a damn lifestyle!!!!
i wonder if it's an original vintage 50's custom or not?? too bad i didn't make it out for his tour..he play my town TWO TIMES!! hopefully he'll get out again and jam out more in the future!
OK - I have heard better solos - still if he has fun doing this - and finds and audience that feels not abused - why shouldn't he?
I sometimes hate how everyone is bashing anything that's not top notch - I'd prefer everyone to do as good as he can and more people giving these attempts some helpful feedback
I totally agree with you, it just seems like if he is going to go out and play live gigs on the road he owes something to the people who come out to see him. I have watched most of his playing on here (i know that is sad) and it seems to me like he hasn't even really put any effort into his playing, that's all.
I know he could kick my ass with both of his hands tied to one leg....but how does an Martial Arts master get SO DAM FAT ? push away from the table dude !
Brasov010cluj 9 hours ago
wow stick to acting or like chasing people
jarodcox1996 12 hours ago
he's probably really good teach. One lesson with him your must learn or else...lol!
lovemelovemyprevia 2 days ago
dissapointed....
johncartelli 3 days ago
I bet that guitar Steven Seagal is holding is Limited Edition only certain amount made :) My philosophy is Today is already Tomorrow because in North america is day while in Europe it's night think about my Philosophy
timeisthekiller 3 days ago
He's about a good Neil Young as a soloist.
JasonNation72 3 days ago
lol thought I saw everything.
deltabluesrookie 6 days ago
LOL!
SonOfTheMorning 1 week ago
How can he touch a "Neck" without breaking it?
sorintudor1 1 week ago 4
@sorintudor1 Jajajaja nice one.
FuhrerKaiser 3 days ago
his hands are bigger than that guitar
Head666Bang 1 week ago
wtf :D look at his HUGE hands!! O.o
mod3l 2 weeks ago
well......
nowjustthinkaboutit 2 weeks ago
Seagal has got some big ass hands..............he could palm a pumpkin!
38Achilles 2 weeks ago
hey i read all kind of coments in this type of videos like "he sounds horrible" or "he doesn´t know how to play" well...for me he sounds good...and he plays way better than me. Yeah, i´m a beginner and i suck, buy anyways this is not so bad. Sory for my english
GoobleCakes 2 weeks ago
That the size of the gutiar to him looks like he's playin' guitar hero :)
Despo052 2 weeks ago
Well, music was part of Shaolin. He is discovering this part of himself, and he believes in this part. I play guitar, but I don't have the guts or the gear to do it in front of a crowd. He is standing taller than ever I did.
19712057 4 weeks ago
he's like one of those kids who have all the fancy gear but has no idea how to use it...
randomdude19 1 month ago 4
he's got the vibrato of a beginner. who let him think he could go out and play like that.wow
megajames3000 1 month ago 3
He's using the Lil' Wayne thumb technique
K1NGDANG3R 1 month ago 15
@K1NGDANG3R LOLOL! I was thinking the same thing.
djziggurat 1 month ago
@K1NGDANG3R Yeah, but he doesn't suck
lio543 1 day ago
i bet the guy filming was forced to do so, or his neck would have been snapped... lol
onecylanderracer 1 month ago
his hands are HUGE
RingsOfNeptune 1 month ago 2
Ülj le fiam.............. Egyes!!!!
MrUral650 2 months ago
well steven is a little rough around the edges. a little more practice to smooth out those transitions. the blues is all about feel and emotion.
scottiegibson 2 months ago
why a real guitar on him look like a guitar hero guitar....look at that hands
insomnia000000000000 2 months ago
wow good fingerpicking skills Steve :) Just cut of the 4 other fingers. Your thumb is good enough. Also I was kinda scared he would snap the neck at the end, cause well...that's what he does right? snappin necks and cashing checks.
But I would not even give him my Hard to kill dvd as some kind of incentive for this performance.
JordiSmulders 2 months ago
I can really imagine him teaching guitar lessons to a young apprentice, going side by side through a forest, doing all kinds of meditating and martial arts moves involving rocks and keeping balance of your body under heavy rain,without touching a guitar even once. Also there´s a lake somewhere.
kudillo 2 months ago 28
@kudillo are you deaf?
TheOjalaqueque 2 weeks ago
@TheOjalaqueque Sloppy but the blues is strong in him, I was pleasantly surprised
kudillo 2 weeks ago
@kudillo hahahahha XD Laughing my ass off
hopplacowboy 1 day ago
reminds me of mad tv.
0909dk1 2 months ago
Huuuuge hands = /
fargu1to 2 months ago
Wow. Those 2 guitar lessons really paid off.
robotzorro 2 months ago 4
he's like a beginner with vintage guitars. he really needs to lock himself in a room and learn how to bend up to the right pitch. you might want to stick to snapping necks, steve
megajames3000 3 months ago 2
@megajames3000
And to learn how to pick too D:
Bladerknight25 3 months ago 2
@Bladerknight25 or maybe how to play a scale. why does he get all of albert's guitars? i wish billy gibbons had them all he's great
megajames3000 3 months ago
that was awful
Jpeger 3 months ago 2
since he cant reach me...that was bloody awful ! He thinks he is the sh*t too, read an interview. SEAGAL: you need to PRACTICE and listen to some blues. That was awful. Sit the f*ck down and stop playing in public,today !
lilnetty2 3 months ago
Seagal was a giant fan and friend of Son Seals, the legendary Chicago bluesman.
alanlomax100 3 months ago
Chuck Norris is crying
drunkinneworleans 3 months ago
Does that guitar shoot real bullets?
ET505 3 months ago
Golly, I would have thought that, if Leslie West could do it, it was impossible to be too fat to play guitar. Wrong again.
joynthis 3 months ago
Wow. His music is almost as good as his direct to video movies.
rickfarnsley 4 months ago
The Mojo Priest needs to go to band camp. Improve those shitty chops!
newcastle6666 4 months ago in playlist newcastle6666's Favorited Videos 5
Did he have a stroke and lost mobility on the rest of his right hand... or is he just playing with his thumb?
wallysaruman 4 months ago
Now we finally see what happens when people are too afraid for their lives to tell you that you might need a couple more guitar lessons
elmepo232 5 months ago 3
he gets a lot of free publicity. but he doesn't live up to the hype. just another actor that wants to be a rock star too. maybe stick to kung fu movies steve, your embarassing yourself
stratoreverb 5 months ago
Seagal beats women which makes his sucky musicianship even less tolerable.
bigleagues 5 months ago
The dude truly sucks.
Berthagertrude 5 months ago
suckage!
flinto2002 5 months ago
Ez ku.......... szar. Azért mert szerepelt néhány harmadosztályú akciófilmben
azt hiszi már zenélni is tud?!
Szánalmas!!!
MrUral650 5 months ago
Get a pick or use those fingers!
chype 5 months ago
spend less on guitar...spend more on picks..
boss33able 5 months ago 2
He's a big nigga... Les paul's arent little guitars lol
lagmuncher 6 months ago
He's not the greatest and you may very well think that the phrasing is mediocre and all of that, but picking style and stuff is largely irrelevant. It really doesn't say squat about what you know about music and how to make it. Go hate on other thumb pickers like John Lee Hooker, whydontcha.
joeceph 6 months ago
This is a joke, right?
Mrjtoomuch 6 months ago
hahahahahahaha.
violesswar 6 months ago
epic fail.
violesswar 6 months ago 2
maybe is a trap!
SanaBoom 7 months ago
Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? Jesus, all this guy has is MONEY to finance his fantasies. NEXT!
19Truth53 8 months ago
@19Truth53 dude steven seagal is an amazing musician and a awesome actor and he is also knows akido
he has an amazing voice and no music is not a fantasy for him he has been playing music for along time
unholymassacre86 7 months ago
His hands are as big as the guitar body. Or maybe it's a small guitar?
MrPhotodoc 8 months ago
he can play and his hands are huge.
seifukusha 8 months ago
not that bad
oSilasMendes 9 months ago
When Stevan Seagal play's moody blue ....it turns into Red.....
T3rryS0u1 10 months ago
This fucking world is totally lost!
aschneider70 10 months ago 3
Heehee, just guy's pretty bad at guitar. Rough bending, bad timing, blah phrasing, and sticks only to the minor pentatonic. He can do some sweet kung-fu, but I think he's trying to be good at too many things.
LimboShrimp 11 months ago
@LimboShrimp
I couldn't stop laughing! I mean, he plays with his thumb for chrissakes!
MirageBistro 11 months ago
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fr1nkly 8 months ago
@MirageBistro not an informed comment, there are some well known guitarists, John Abercrombie and Emily Remler, to name a couple, who play with their thumb. It's your comment that is to laugh at for chrissakes.
fr1nkly 8 months ago
@fr1nkly
Well known doesn't mean well off. You do know that that musicians have a tendency to respect each other too much, right?
MirageBistro 8 months ago
@MirageBistro You, idiot, Jeff Beck plays with his thumb. And he is a God of guitar. Do your research before blatantly stating banal ignorant stuff like that.
valhorologist 8 months ago
@valhorologist
God of Guitar to people who don't play the guitar.
MirageBistro 8 months ago
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@LimboShrimp You, idiot, Jeff Beck plays with his thumb. And he is a God of guitar. Do your research before blatantly stating banal ignorant stuff like that.
valhorologist 8 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOOL!!
MirageBistro 11 months ago
Jesus Christ, look at his hands.
The man is HUGE.
Tonycaveman 11 months ago
if he's not going to use a pick can he at least use proper finger playing!!!
godlikecharacta 11 months ago
Well at least I'm better than him at something.
couerl 1 year ago 54
@couerl yes but don't tell this in front of him
Darkyfug 3 months ago
@couerl
Maybe! But you better NOT tell him that to his face. ha ha ha :-)
guitarttimman 3 months ago
@couerl aaaaaaahahhahahha
nowjustthinkaboutit 2 weeks ago
YOU SUCK JUST LIKE YOUR STUPID MOVES.
Levon1973 1 year ago
Eddie Van Halen he ain't
Ccheek 1 year ago
Pity the fool that tries a stage invasion!!
LoomVideos 1 year ago
I heard he has a very nice collection of vintage guitars and amps. He's got a good blues feel.
ThisWillLeaveaMark 1 year ago
he's got the blues feel. unorthodox picking - rather thumbing though : )
stringriffer00 1 year ago
@stringriffer00 Well Jeff Beck doesn't use a pick either
Feijoada1 11 months ago
They make these things called picks
ramindsr 1 year ago 2
Huge hands !!
thesumo24 1 year ago
I woulda taken him for a shredder
guitartec 1 year ago
omg hes good in guitar ...hero
cornholio530 1 year ago 3
...Seagal bought all of Albert King's V guitars... ouch... I guess money can buy almost everything... except talent & skill...
wes1220 1 year ago 12
WTF???His hand covers the whole les paul!
Leonardoo69 1 year ago
@Leonardoo69
it's because the les paul is very small :)
Strucell 1 year ago
It's allright, nothing more, nothing less.. absolutely nothing special, but my god, he looks CLUMSY :p
starionpatrol 1 year ago
i guess it doesnt suck thaaat bad..
Iivewire 1 year ago
@dingleberryjambalaya...he should have spent a grand on a guitar and 39 grand on lessons. Why do mediocre celebrities always feel the need to embarass themselves as mediocre musicians?
DiMo1960 1 year ago
@DiMo1960 Its not like hes out there trying to make money off of his music, he's obviously playing because he loves to play, just like anyone else who picks up a guitar or any instrument and wants to learn. This guy knows his blues and collects memorabilia, he knows he's not an awesome shredder, but he still has the balls to get up on stage and play, so you should give him credit instead of hating. Oh and btw, you're probably a mediocre musician yourself(as am I), thats why ur watching this :)
korysax8 11 months ago
hehe
drkam6 1 year ago
it makes me sick
motagpyamaha 1 year ago
dude's hand is half the size of the guitar.
GichigamiSongs 1 year ago
@obsidian1985 oh my god i could not agree more, the funniest thing is all his biggest fans always say "hes so talented... rapping, playing guitar"... when I hear that I want to make them swallow their teeth.
brooklynstudio 1 year ago
fat wienerschnitzel
nochartmozart 1 year ago
Nice les paul
krollaostmedburger 1 year ago
ok... you're a good actor... but as a guitarman, ahmm, keep singing.. =] iuhidueha
LeoShadow2 1 year ago
Hes really not that bad, sounds to me like hes improving. You want to hear bad, watch lil wayne play guitar live on stage
Obsidian1985 1 year ago 3
omg hes a demigod
15goodb 1 year ago
Good vibrato, phrasing, and tone.
WetaGuy 1 year ago
He's not bad actually. Your all fucking stupid.
He can probably outplay any of you, honestly....
L7dreamtheaterfan 1 year ago
still better than anyone playing guitar for disney these days.
OropherThranduil 1 year ago
He played that far better than many of the idiots that insult him ever could.
WesFR 1 year ago
@WesFR really?
Howerpowerz 1 year ago
@Howerpowerz Nah.
WesFR 1 year ago
@WesFR you're fucking retarded. he literally did NOTHING even remotely difficult. he was playing slow as fuck, which makes all the difference. anyone can put their fingers on various frets and pluck a string. you're a faggot little fan boy, suck a cock.
shawazonfire 11 months ago
Obviously too many blows to the head!
thegiblins 1 year ago
This sounds like that "shreds" guy who overdubs bad guitar, except it's the real thing.
PutItAway101 1 year ago
i liked the way he plays his guitar. he should start to use peak. how come he didn't came up this kind of career when he was still young?
quiao22 2 years ago
I'll give you a dollar to go up to him and tell him his playin sucks !!! LOL
vcoccaro4275 2 years ago 2
Best guitarist since lil-wayne
ExxonAmadeus 2 years ago 3
LMFAO!!!! that was FUCKING GOLD!!!
G200N8R 2 years ago
@ExxonAmadeus hahahahaha
thats funny ..i hate seagal and lil wayne
angusyoung20 2 years ago
@ExxonAmadeus
Hahaha that was a nice one
Melvins82 1 year ago
All the skills of a lowland gorilla on a typewriter.
SwampDog1957 2 years ago
Pick a fret. Any fret.
tsl198 2 years ago
Sweet Jesus, hit the bends, man!
JimsTap 2 years ago
he's a big boy.
llnnssccify 2 years ago
you gotta love his picking technique
Neoworry 2 years ago
Look out T-Bone! Turd-Bone is on the stage.
tsl198 2 years ago
I wish I had that 21 seconds back.
tsl198 2 years ago
he got huge hands!!!
isayah85 2 years ago 4
Its hard to type this comment cause steven segal just melted my face with that hot guitar lick
Shlumpledink 2 years ago 13
@Shlumpledink lol epic comment-
To all of the haters out there, fuck Seagal is more famous than you'll ever be,
is doing concerts for charity,
has nothing but prosperity,
drinks everclear primarily
rhymes ftw. gtfo haters he is the biggest badass of all time
lfgalbraith 2 years ago
@lfgalbraith GO FUCK YOUR SELF FAGGOT...then go blow seagal like you dream of
angusyoung20 2 years ago
lol. okay "angusyoung"
lfgalbraith 2 years ago
@Shlumpledink um which one, cuz i didn't really see anything that would melt...
dirosaga 4 months ago
MAZING AMAZING!!! just Great. Steven Seagal the best
LawrenceEuro98 2 years ago
I heard that Seagal dropped 40 grand for a vintage strat on eBay the other day. He should have driven down to the guy's house, beat his ass, and then took it.
dingleberryjambalaya 2 years ago 57
)))))))))))))
Gyperboloid 2 years ago
You mean, Seagal dropped by the guitar owner's house, got paid 40 k to take the guitar, and beat his ass anyway.
Vulturer 1 year ago
@dingleberryjambalaya lmao that's halarious.
roshidon 1 year ago
@dingleberryjambalaya lmao-dats2funny!
PhawkxS 1 year ago
@dingleberryjambalaya ROFL!!!
lantyboy 1 year ago
@dingleberryjambalaya ... Too funny dude...LMAO...muahahaha
nitinzep 1 year ago
@dingleberryjambalaya thats called assualt and stealing. thats not the way seagal rolls. havent you seen his movies? hes always the good guy.
panzerdragoonSS 1 year ago
@dingleberryjambalaya I have heard that Seagal is Chuck Noriss's son
MrHeavysteel 11 months ago
At least he occupy's his time in his mansion, doing something productive.
MasterKine420 2 years ago
oh well, only 22 seconds of my life wasted. nothing to get hung about....
canadianroot 2 years ago
Seagal goes through many guitars, He keeps on snapping the necks. OH!!
kullprit 2 years ago 68
Hahaha
yaplamf 2 years ago
his hands are! bigger than the guitar, thats why he is so sloppy lol
midland88 2 years ago
he is not that bad :)
ksantyp77 2 years ago
Just because hes not doing robotic technical shredding does not give you the right to criticize him. This is true guitar playing, its an expression from the spirit. If you cant accept that, STFU.
sonofhendrix 2 years ago
it may very well be, but it is also VERY sloppy
Mole1992 2 years ago
to *sonofhendrix* @ YOU ARE ABSOLUTELOY TRUE! I mean yeh ok fece melting shred is alright kick ass but this is blues and blues..............damn blues is a damn lifestyle!!!!
CoolKwstas123 2 years ago
i wonder if it's an original vintage 50's custom or not?? too bad i didn't make it out for his tour..he play my town TWO TIMES!! hopefully he'll get out again and jam out more in the future!
toneshun 2 years ago
OK - I have heard better solos - still if he has fun doing this - and finds and audience that feels not abused - why shouldn't he?
I sometimes hate how everyone is bashing anything that's not top notch - I'd prefer everyone to do as good as he can and more people giving these attempts some helpful feedback
andressen 2 years ago
I totally agree with you, it just seems like if he is going to go out and play live gigs on the road he owes something to the people who come out to see him. I have watched most of his playing on here (i know that is sad) and it seems to me like he hasn't even really put any effort into his playing, that's all.
MrBangor 2 years ago
Can't someone give him some coaching on phrasing or something!? Holy shit....
MrBangor 2 years ago 3