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  • I know he could kick my ass with both of his hands tied to one leg....but how does an Martial Arts master get SO DAM FAT ? push away from the table dude !

  • wow stick to acting or like chasing people

  • he's probably really good teach. One lesson with him your must learn or else...lol!

  • dissapointed....

  • I bet that guitar Steven Seagal is holding is Limited Edition only certain amount made :) My philosophy is Today is already Tomorrow because in North america is day while in Europe it's night think about my Philosophy

  • He's about a good Neil Young as a soloist.

  • lol thought I saw everything.

  • LOL!

  • How can he touch a "Neck" without breaking it?

  • @sorintudor1 Jajajaja nice one.

  • his hands are bigger than that guitar

  • wtf :D look at his HUGE hands!! O.o

  • well......

  • Seagal has got some big ass hands..............he could palm a pumpkin!

  • hey i read all kind of coments in this type of videos like "he sounds horrible" or "he doesn´t know how to play" well...for me he sounds good...and he plays way better than me. Yeah, i´m a beginner and i suck, buy anyways this is not so bad. Sory for my english

  • That the size of the gutiar to him looks like he's playin' guitar hero :)

  • Well, music was part of Shaolin. He is discovering this part of himself, and he believes in this part. I play guitar, but I don't have the guts or the gear to do it in front of a crowd. He is standing taller than ever I did.

  • he's like one of those kids who have all the fancy gear but has no idea how to use it...

  • he's got the vibrato of a beginner. who let him think he could go out and play like that.wow

  • He's using the Lil' Wayne thumb technique

  • @K1NGDANG3R LOLOL! I was thinking the same thing.

  • @K1NGDANG3R Yeah, but he doesn't suck

  • i bet the guy filming was forced to do so, or his neck would have been snapped... lol

  • his hands are HUGE

  • Ülj le fiam.............. Egyes!!!!

  • well steven is a little rough around the edges. a little more practice to smooth out those transitions. the blues is all about feel and emotion.

  • why a real guitar on him look like a guitar hero guitar....look at that hands

  • wow good fingerpicking skills Steve :) Just cut of the 4 other fingers. Your thumb is good enough. Also I was kinda scared he would snap the neck at the end, cause well...that's what he does right? snappin necks and cashing checks.

    But I would not even give him my Hard to kill dvd as some kind of incentive for this performance.

  • I can really imagine him teaching guitar lessons to a young apprentice, going side by side through a forest, doing all kinds of meditating and martial arts moves involving rocks and keeping balance of your body under heavy rain,without touching a guitar even once. Also there´s a lake somewhere.

  • @kudillo are you deaf?

  • @TheOjalaqueque Sloppy but the blues is strong in him, I was pleasantly surprised

  • @kudillo hahahahha XD Laughing my ass off

  • reminds me of mad tv. 

  • Huuuuge hands = /

  • Wow. Those 2 guitar lessons really paid off.

  • he's like a beginner with vintage guitars. he really needs to lock himself in a room and learn how to bend up to the right pitch. you might want to stick to snapping necks, steve

  • @megajames3000

    And to learn how to pick too D:

  • @Bladerknight25 or maybe how to play a scale. why does he get all of albert's guitars? i wish billy gibbons had them all he's great

  • that was awful

  • since he cant reach me...that was bloody awful ! He thinks he is the sh*t too, read an interview. SEAGAL: you need to PRACTICE and listen to some blues. That was awful. Sit the f*ck down and stop playing in public,today !

  • Seagal was a giant fan and friend of Son Seals, the legendary Chicago bluesman.

  • Chuck Norris is crying

  • Does that guitar shoot real bullets?

  • Golly, I would have thought that, if Leslie West could do it, it was impossible to be too fat to play guitar. Wrong again.

  • Wow. His music is almost as good as his direct to video movies.

  • The Mojo Priest needs to go to band camp. Improve those shitty chops!

  • Did he have a stroke and lost mobility on the rest of his right hand... or is he just playing with his thumb?

  • Now we finally see what happens when people are too afraid for their lives to tell you that you might need a couple more guitar lessons

  •  he gets a lot of free publicity. but he doesn't live up to the hype. just another actor that wants to be a rock star too. maybe stick to kung fu movies steve, your embarassing yourself

  • Seagal beats women which makes his sucky musicianship even less tolerable.

  • The dude truly sucks.

  • suckage!

  • Ez ku.......... szar. Azért mert szerepelt néhány harmadosztályú akciófilmben

    azt hiszi már zenélni is tud?!

    Szánalmas!!!

  • Get a pick or use those fingers!

  • spend less on guitar...spend more on picks..

  • He's a big nigga... Les paul's arent little guitars lol

  • He's not the greatest and you may very well think that the phrasing is mediocre and all of that, but picking style and stuff is largely irrelevant. It really doesn't say squat about what you know about music and how to make it. Go hate on other thumb pickers like John Lee Hooker, whydontcha.

  • This is a joke, right?

  • hahahahahahaha.

    

  • epic fail.

  • maybe is a trap!

  • Are you fucking KIDDING ME!?  Jesus, all this guy has is MONEY to finance his fantasies. NEXT!

  • @19Truth53 dude steven seagal is an amazing musician and a awesome actor and he is also knows akido

    he has an amazing voice and no music is not a fantasy for him he has been playing music for along time

  • His hands are as big as the guitar body. Or maybe it's a small guitar?

  • he can play and his hands are huge.

  • not that bad

  • When Stevan Seagal play's moody blue ....it turns into Red.....

  • This fucking world is totally lost!

  • Heehee, just guy's pretty bad at guitar. Rough bending, bad timing, blah phrasing, and sticks only to the minor pentatonic. He can do some sweet kung-fu, but I think he's trying to be good at too many things.

  • @LimboShrimp

    I couldn't stop laughing! I mean, he plays with his thumb for chrissakes!

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  • @MirageBistro not an informed comment, there are some well known guitarists, John Abercrombie and Emily Remler, to name a couple, who play with their thumb. It's your comment that is to laugh at for chrissakes.

  • @fr1nkly

    Well known doesn't mean well off. You do know that that musicians have a tendency to respect each other too much, right?

  • @MirageBistro You, idiot, Jeff Beck plays with his thumb. And he is a God of guitar. Do your research before blatantly stating banal ignorant stuff like that.

  • @valhorologist

    God of Guitar to people who don't play the guitar.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOOL!!

  • Jesus Christ, look at his hands.

    The man is HUGE.

  • if he's not going to use a pick can he at least use proper finger playing!!!

  • Well at least I'm better than him at something.

  • @couerl yes but don't tell this in front of him

  • @couerl

    Maybe! But you better NOT tell him that to his face. ha ha ha :-)

  • @couerl aaaaaaahahhahahha

  • YOU SUCK JUST LIKE YOUR STUPID MOVES.

  • Eddie Van Halen he ain't

  • Pity the fool that tries a stage invasion!!

  • I heard he has a very nice collection of vintage guitars and amps. He's got a good blues feel.

  • he's got the blues feel. unorthodox picking - rather thumbing though : )

  • @stringriffer00 Well Jeff Beck doesn't use a pick either

  • They make these things called picks

  • Huge hands !!

  • I woulda taken him for a shredder

  • omg hes good in guitar ...hero

  • ...Seagal bought all of Albert King's V guitars... ouch... I guess money can buy almost everything... except talent & skill...

  • WTF???His hand covers the whole les paul!

  • @Leonardoo69

    it's because the les paul is very small :)

  • It's allright, nothing more, nothing less.. absolutely nothing special, but my god, he looks CLUMSY :p

  • i guess it doesnt suck thaaat bad..

  • @dingleberryjambalaya...he should have spent a grand on a guitar and 39 grand on lessons. Why do mediocre celebrities always feel the need to embarass themselves as mediocre musicians?

  • @DiMo1960 Its not like hes out there trying to make money off of his music, he's obviously playing because he loves to play, just like anyone else who picks up a guitar or any instrument and wants to learn. This guy knows his blues and collects memorabilia, he knows he's not an awesome shredder, but he still has the balls to get up on stage and play, so you should give him credit instead of hating. Oh and btw, you're probably a mediocre musician yourself(as am I), thats why ur watching this :)

  • hehe

  • it makes me sick

  • dude's hand is half the size of the guitar.

  • @obsidian1985  oh my god i could not agree more, the funniest thing is all his biggest fans always say "hes so talented... rapping, playing guitar"... when I hear that I want to make them swallow their teeth.

  • fat wienerschnitzel

  • Nice les paul

  • ok... you're a good actor... but as a guitarman, ahmm, keep singing.. =] iuhidueha

  • Hes really not that bad, sounds to me like hes improving. You want to hear bad, watch lil wayne play guitar live on stage

  • omg hes a demigod

  • Good vibrato, phrasing, and tone.

  • He's not bad actually. Your all fucking stupid.

    He can probably outplay any of you, honestly....

  • still better than anyone playing guitar for disney these days.

  • He played that far better than many of the idiots that insult him ever could.

  • @WesFR really?

  • @Howerpowerz Nah.

  • @WesFR you're fucking retarded. he literally did NOTHING even remotely difficult. he was playing slow as fuck, which makes all the difference. anyone can put their fingers on various frets and pluck a string. you're a faggot little fan boy, suck a cock.

  • Obviously too many blows to the head!

  • This sounds like that "shreds" guy who overdubs bad guitar, except it's the real thing.

  • i liked the way he plays his guitar. he should start to use peak. how come he didn't came up this kind of career when he was still young?

  • I'll give you a dollar to go up to him and tell him his playin sucks !!! LOL

  • Best guitarist since lil-wayne

  • LMFAO!!!! that was FUCKING GOLD!!!

  • @ExxonAmadeus hahahahaha

    thats funny ..i hate seagal and lil wayne

  • @ExxonAmadeus

    Hahaha that was a nice one

  • All the skills of a lowland gorilla on a typewriter.

  • Pick a fret. Any fret.

  • Sweet Jesus, hit the bends, man!

  • he's a big boy.

  • you gotta love his picking technique

  • Look out T-Bone! Turd-Bone is on the stage.

  • I wish I had that 21 seconds back.

  • he got huge hands!!!

  • Its hard to type this comment cause steven segal just melted my face with that hot guitar lick

  • @Shlumpledink lol epic comment-

    To all of the haters out there, fuck Seagal is more famous than you'll ever be,

    is doing concerts for charity,

    has nothing but prosperity,

    drinks everclear primarily

    rhymes ftw. gtfo haters he is the biggest badass of all time

  • @lfgalbraith GO FUCK YOUR SELF FAGGOT...then go blow seagal like you dream of

  • lol. okay "angusyoung"

  • @Shlumpledink um which one, cuz i didn't really see anything that would melt...

  • MAZING AMAZING!!! just Great. Steven Seagal the best

  • I heard that Seagal dropped 40 grand for a vintage strat on eBay the other day. He should have driven down to the guy's house, beat his ass, and then took it.

  • )))))))))))))

  • You mean, Seagal dropped by the guitar owner's house, got paid 40 k to take the guitar, and beat his ass anyway.

  • @dingleberryjambalaya lmao that's halarious.

  • @dingleberryjambalaya lmao-dats2funny!

  • @dingleberryjambalaya ... Too funny dude...LMAO...muahahaha

  • @dingleberryjambalaya thats called assualt and stealing. thats not the way seagal rolls. havent you seen his movies? hes always the good guy.

  • @dingleberryjambalaya I have heard that Seagal is Chuck Noriss's son

  • At least he occupy's his time in his mansion, doing something productive.

  • oh well, only 22 seconds of my life wasted. nothing to get hung about....

  • Seagal goes through many guitars, He keeps on snapping the necks. OH!!

  • Hahaha

  • his hands are! bigger than the guitar, thats why he is so sloppy lol

  • he is not that bad :)

  • Just because hes not doing robotic technical shredding does not give you the right to criticize him. This is true guitar playing, its an expression from the spirit. If you cant accept that, STFU.

  • it may very well be, but it is also VERY sloppy

  • to *sonofhendrix* @ YOU ARE ABSOLUTELOY TRUE! I mean yeh ok fece melting shred is alright kick ass but this is blues and blues..............damn blues is a damn lifestyle!!!!

  • i wonder if it's an original vintage 50's custom or not?? too bad i didn't make it out for his tour..he play my town TWO TIMES!! hopefully he'll get out again and jam out more in the future!

  • OK - I have heard better solos - still if he has fun doing this - and finds and audience that feels not abused - why shouldn't he?

    I sometimes hate how everyone is bashing anything that's not top notch - I'd prefer everyone to do as good as he can and more people giving these attempts some helpful feedback

  • I totally agree with you, it just seems like if he is going to go out and play live gigs on the road he owes something to the people who come out to see him. I have watched most of his playing on here (i know that is sad) and it seems to me like he hasn't even really put any effort into his playing, that's all.

  • Can't someone give him some coaching on phrasing or something!? Holy shit....

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