Minecraft - Watermelon Farm & Enderman Commentary

[simonvonkohler]

every sentence he says "fuck" haha cool

[claymaster26]

The thumbnail is super steriotipical if you look closely. A BLACK Enderman has watermelon.

[gattsplatt]

ohhhhh so the stems are like my dick 1:44

[Unhappysmilyface]

when making many things shift then click to get everything

[frobrodom]

Im guessing hes black. WATERMELON

[MegaMrbrick]

are you from swe

[Lyhras]

fruit ninja ohh sorry its a melon ninja

[sweetlaurenclaire]

ninja melon

[liveinalife]

du verkar jävligt stolt över att vara svensk, haha 

[minercrafterofall]

@290670130 king of sweden. as if, he cant evan use bonemeal which is sad lol

[Kravrathian]

NINJA MELON! >:D

[Brojoeful]

Dont look at that bitch.... Shit.

lol

[thegamefreak2002]

COOL!!!!!!

[thejulster1799]

lo Swedish time machine

[GoldenPCGaming]

Men vänta, vi växer inte meloner i Sverige... eller gör vi?!

[epicpwnagekirby]

fuck count 7

shit count 7

bitch count 3

[TheToxicSlayer]

193 people missed the like button!

[PeskyFiveAlive]

@TheToxicSlayer FAIL!!!!!

[magicnezz]

I beat an enderman with a wood sword today

[CookieOnMyShoulder]

i guess black people really love watermelon

[TheDJDudeRocks]

i hate things that say it commentry but not

[gorteous]

endermans at melon farm = RACISM

[LoLskie]

wow swedish time machine wow

[LoLskie]

awhh damn this

[LoLskie]

right click the stem youuuuu

[MelissaHash]

YOU NEED A GATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wtfcool21]

The sweds*?

[wtfcool21]

Dammit! The sweden have already made a time machine!

[soundtribejunkie]

lol @ all the people worried about how much he curses....who fucking cares? little whiny bitches

[ArsonKillers]

very funny voice

[termtrky]

"oh for fuck sake, it's fucking up the farm land." LOL

[Xlotto320X]

Du är så jävla bra på att göra vids! Prenumerar!

[peter270619]

Goddam it he blew ma shit up!

[MQhelper]

Thats alot of fucks...

[Ninjakittyguy]

@olives003 if you think he's bad check out uberhaxornovas channel he swears I tiny bit worse I think

[brajenful]

There is a swedish time machine called Minecraft...

[gfogman]

Those Swedish with their damn time machines...

[sharkyphillips]

stop showing of swearing like that!

[sh4ne6]

I feel like eating watermelon right now...

[NDM445]

LOL it's fucking up the farmland!

[LennyCreeper]

Enderman: mind if i hold ya melons?

Lady: Stares at him wierdly.

Enderman: GETS FUCKIN PISSED

[jazzzminetoh]

Clean your mouth yo!

[MacTechish]

dude u swear wayyy too much

[MegaWiiFan]

" a fuckin enderman spawned, look at this bitch"

better not look at this bitch ;D

[LOLZEPICFACE]

you sound like the guy from epic minecraft time XD

[middlemae]

@LilMissJuicyGirlXoxo , he wasn't walking on it, he was sneaking/crouching. This isn't fake at all.

[LilMissJuicyGirlXoxo]

fake. when you walk on the tilled soil it turns in dirt.

[hackerman700]

@LilMissJuicyGirlXoxo you are an idiot

[MrLuk20000]

@LilMissJuicyGirlXoxo because tahts what happens....

[tristanscharp]

i wish i lived in sweden.... =(

[ultrabot86]

Yippee Ki Yay, Melon Farmer

[MsSporeman]

wear a pumking and the enderman will dhont attack you if you see him face

[amatorex1]

nuby



[amatorex1]

nudy



[abomination50]

ninja melon strikes again

[littleronaldo1]

What do you record with ?

[kennyguitarguy]

hey guys, on my minecraft it doesnt say like 1.8 or any numbers on the top left, and im kinda curious why , can anyone help me out?

[MrEnderdragon]

@kennyguitarguy

It's out of development now - that's how it showed it was in Dev.

[Joknbo]

@kennyguitarguy Minecraft is done with Beta and Alpha testing thats why

[olives003]

swearing every 5 secconds dosent make you cool

[290670130]

@olives003 no, it doesnt. however, being the king of sweden does.

[dollar32820]

@290670130 JÄVLAS INTE MED SVERIGE

[jakoson7]

@olives003 and pointing out what he does makes you cool?

[dulol1]

Din Engelska Suger -.-

[AskeDunk]

Fuck,fuck, farmland,fuck,shit,fuck,creepe­r,motherfucker,enderman,shit,f­uck.

Did I miss something?

[SuperRBW]

0:54 BITCH i will fuk u up

[XTdarkgainTX]

the relevance of the mellons, are now low, coz u can breed animals, cow and chickens are the better way. pigs doesn't drop nothing

[samlallow]

fucking ninja melan

[fredruu]

you cant use bonemeal?  :D :D :D

[TheGlowLyrics]

Endermelon :D

[MC990224]

du gillar sverige!!!!  8o

[SuperPwnkid]

You just made boneR meal? :p

[wesleykill33]

ok every one of you pig fuckers watch this or i will get robazes big tits to fuck you up

[Jaultaub]

Das cover ist nett, der rest ist scheisse

[lovekeeper771]

ur accent is funny!

[Blowaah1]

Robbaz Are You Swedish? :3

[jonasbjerkvik]

My melons in minecraft look just like yours WTF?! i found the melons in a swedish spawners, it was full of swedish guys with blue pants that made scary sounds, i killed them all and took all their melonseeds! Victory for the Norwegian troll!

[sandbox38]

Teraz każdy w kółko to samo!

[Thatvideogamefreak1]

Oh shit, did you see that? Fucking ninja melon.

[ssj4bob]

FUCKING NINJA MELON

[ultimatenick37]

I wanna rub my face all over those big, juicy, shiny melons of yours.

[9302u76]

@TheMonkeybear22

Im swedish to, there are no freckin vikings, and if there should be, they wouldnt talk ENGLISH!

[MegaDerptard]

@9302u76 No fucking shit, Sherlock. Did you really not think he got that? Fucking imbecile.

[xUtuber117x]

He makes me realize that to be funny you cant just say curse words all the time.. you have to have skill with them.. cuz I know a lot of youtubers that are really funny when they say fuck, shit, titty juice, etc. but that is because they know HOW to curse... unlike this dude..

[SurrealCheese]

Y U EXPLODE AND GIVE HIM WATERMELON

[vettenhap]

HUH A ENDERMAN WITH A ZOMBIE SOUND!?

[TheMinecrafterFiles]

@vettenhap they sounded like zombies in 1.8 pre release

[TheGornbo]

STOP TALKING LIKE THAT. IT GETS FUCKING ANNOYING.

[timo3636]

@TheGornbo hes swedish... -_-

[NinjaSaurousRex1]

dont look endermen in the face :D when your attacking them or they telaport

[ianborn100]

umm I think the stem is turned on by you and get a bonner

[9302u76]

You think you are funny when overusing the word "fuck"?

Its just really annoying, the vid is good, sure, but I hate that you swear alot in this... Ofcourse I dont say you shall stop swearing, just... Dont overuse it, just gets annoying..

[saph2104]

@9302u76 Oh shit, fuck! This fucking this is fucking....fucking stupid. OH WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK.....FUCK. Hear are my fucking watermelons. He doesn't overuse it? NOWAIIII

[TheMonkeybear22]

@9302u76 He is a swedish viking thats what they do

[llucio789]

get the gun mod, problem solved to enderman!

[schnipke279]

ooooh ya, ohhhh, ya, your melons are so big and sweaty, mmmmmmmmmmm...

[brainman67]

lame jk jk jk jkj kj jk

[brainman67]

trash talk boooooooooooooooo

[lalalaErode]

I know outlandish time machines doesn't wodk as well as swedish ones, but you should still make a tutorial to make one.

[Salverance]

Trash talk much?

[SVB222]

This video isn't racist at all!

Enderman = Black man

Watermelon = Black man's fruit

If A=B and B=C, then A=C

Therefore, this video features Black People eating Watermelons.

Perfectly normal.

[ThePandaBread]

the cursing just doesn't go with your accent!

[TheWonderboy1999]

what u mean "abandoned shaft"?

[Jaxxo98]

I used a swedish time machine!! Lol

[Spottedfirepelt76]

Holy fucking shit...A ninja melon :O X3

[Spoonman522]

Drink every time he swears.

[Pieisownage90111]

The picture for the video is invalid. What is this strange object with smoothe ends.?

[tehSPACECORE]

Swedish time machine :D

[uriahs47]

his voice kinda annoys me after a while

[CARLspacebarH]

hit an enderman in the legs it can not telaport :)

[doedante99]

im eating water melon

[Bowser641119]

Swedish art?! MY ASS!

[wafflewafflez]

@Bowser641119 american economy?! MY ASS!

[vXFOAMYXv]

I think notch is racist lol because in 1.8 he added Watermelon,chicken,tall,black,­fast,thief that "can't" swim call a enderman and will only attack you if you look at him wrong lol kinda racist

[MineCraftcreepper]

i deleted a file and my endermans are now white o.O

[BellaStyle14]

How can you just be so relaxed when the Enderman comes after you! I'm always so fucking scared!! XD

[blockguygo]

stop swearing you even swear more the the yogcast

[AndrewKillsSkating]

Melons are actually very important because they are a key ingredient for Instant Health Potions.

[AndrewKillsSkating]

The 1.8 pre release was first uploaded around there. He had to figure out himself. This was posted on Sep 10th you know..

[MaZe741]

you have to right click bone meal on melon seeds / stems

GOD YOU FRIGGIN NOOOOOOB

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

enderman are the best enemies in minecraft, they are so awesome and so easy to kill even without weapons

[billytixx]

@JoshTehVideoMaker Have you played 1.0? Enderman now have 2x their HP, and they do 2 heats of damage on easy, 3 and a half on Normal, and 5 on hard.

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

@billytixx i've only played 1.0, i just got minecraft a few days ago XD

[Imphmon]

the black tall thing that can`t swim stole my Melon!

[AkadoRyuuk]

hall kaften kuk sugare

[zerrierslizer1]

so du e svensk? eg e norsk! :D

[Zekkyman1234]

Wow! Ur melons are really big and nice! I would totally pay a huge amount of money to taste them!

[34Abeezy]

@Zekkyman1234 Are you looking for a thats what she said? There it is.

[nol50000]

@Zekkyman1234 While you buy them, I find the perfect seed and grow it to plumpness for free.

[UTNeon]

your voice is annoying as fuck

[ChristiansMCtips]

EVERYTHINGS SWEDISH

[ChristiansMCtips]

dude u sound like ur on sped

[XxSuperkill85x]

Doe you ever use your hoe

[abeeest]

i can't get the little bitches to grow "FUCK" do you need some fucking water or some shit, god damn it. "PISS"

[runizgozilla]

i thought notch was the king of sweden?

[koulukakara]

you must be a real bad ass swearing that much

[MrNordex]

haha nice mannen

[tobodile]

watch your language



[FynnR2D2EVOLVED]

I thought robbaz would just shoot it :/

[MineMaster1337]

explodes? :O Hes dad is a creeper?

[critical11creator]

holy shit you FUCKIIIIING TRASH TALKER!!!!!!!!!!

[elburro0205]

hahahaha you cool and funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jonathan01193]

i´m swedish

[jonathan01193]

are you from sweden robbaz



[likeppl]

@jonathan01193 HE'S THE KING OF SWEDEN!

[MrDabba100]

Did you see that holy sht fcking ninja melon

[DbvKoxx]

Some Voice!

[Mrshucas]

get a life....

[hugo12212]

Goddamit blew my shit up

[Esinololly]

His voice is awesome XD

[awsomjvig]

OMG i laugh SO hard when i heard his voice

[ACGTA]

square watermelon? i can die happy! x_x

[mrgamer3939]

ninja melon FTw;D

[3xtralife]

Damn this guys awesome

[117starpower]

pff dont look at a fucking enderman?! i fucking HUNT those bitches!>:D

[Radiscool1]

2:11 OMG ROBBAZ PRONOUNCED NINJA AS NINJA INSTEAD OF NINYA HOW HE ALWAYS DOES.

[TomZdanowsky]

nooob

[oOhsmOo]

Swedish art ftw :DDD!!! Love your voice ♥

[Mathiasq98]

ofcourse he is swedish thats why he hase the weir english accent

[TheSimmulator1]

do the whole melons stack



[TheDarklord0211]

Commentator: Shit shit shit fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit fuck fuck fuck.

Me: Shut the fuck up! Swearing will never make you cool.

[linlinlin304]

@TheDarklord0211 you are so right! oh wait you're still not cool :)

[CraftedProductions24]

hej kan vi köra online någon gång

[TheSiwy96]

hah zajebiste kurwa :D

[TheLegendaryGame1000]

First time i saw an Enderman i was like FINALLY Notch added Ninjas

I looked at it and it kicked my ass