Happy Birthday, Jesus! - Comedy.com

[Gamaliel713]

Jesus is cool

[JoeyxXxIbarra]

do you people even know jesus'real name???, what do u say to that one christians xD

[the1whoSeesAll]

Come on people. This was funny. I laughed.

[eprt77]

You are right "the1whoSeesAll", I also laughed. I laughed because it is so farfetched :P and i'm Catholic! Whoever can't take a joke, just leave :P

[AcePilot101]

Is this funny?

I mean, Jesus was a Jew.

And Jews are definitely funny.

Gentiles got nothin'.

[cousindozen]

This is from a channel that is named "comedycomedy"? Isn't it supposed to be funny if it's categorized as comedy? Where's the humor?

[sparky4415]

I thought it was fairly stupid...

[EezyMacaroni]

this was garbage...not because it was religious, but because the comedy sucked...

...nevertheless, the vast majority of this channel's skits are hilarious.

[johncena2pac]

wtf...?

[dirtynig92]

way to mock him... 1 star. this video is full of fail

[chrisleckie]

your one star has gone far to make this ... video full of fail? jesus can lick my rocks. hes a cruel sob

[dirtynig92]

ya and you're a disrespectful fuck, so now what?

[chrisleckie]

wow.. do i sense he hasnt done much for you either? angry much? they have a pill for that you know.

[emeister75]

LAME

[cane653]

Jesus wasn't even born on Christmas he was born in the fall they just used Christ-mas for it to have more meaning then giving people you love gifts..

[iimfunkiie]

mocking jesus!

NOT cool

[Arrada101]

But people can mock other gods right and its ok? BAHAHAHAHA! noob.

[iimfunkiie]

other gods? there is only ONE god !!!! smh

[Arrada101]

prove it!

[iimfunkiie]

i dont have to prove it to you ask God to prove w.e needs to be proved to you...

but you can always start reading Exodus 20 ;]

[Arrada101]

a Book proves nothing. If i was a hindu and i asked for the god Krisnha to give me a sign, and i had a dream or some stupid "miracle" or "message" happen then i would believe it was Krishna. A book was written by man, iimfunkiie, not by a supernatural being. I should tell you that i don't have to prove that Thor or Wotan are real... all you have to do is read the viking mythology and he will prove himself to you. Your god isn't any more Real than Thor, Wotan, Fairies, or Santa claus.

[iimfunkiie]

wow! im not going to sit here & have a argument about none of that..my faith revolves around God what ever u choose or anyone chooses 2 believe thats ur life & i cant try to change yur mind or tell you what to say or believe i know the bible was written by man who was lead by the holy spirit which comes from god after Jesus died i LOVE believing in what i believe in hes amazing the love he gives is amazing he never disappoints me.its all based of faith love & works & that's just my life

[Arrada101]

Your "faith" lol wow you don't even realize what it is. And it revolves around God or A book man wrote? If its the God of the jews... then you are a sick individual and i would hope that you would never base your faith or moralities off such a disgusting character of fiction.

[iimfunkiie]

who r u 2 judge anyone faith? dont you think thats all up to god? bad mouthing "jews" thats not your place because when it comes down to it you will be judged too ur not perfect nor is anyone else so i dont believe it's right for you to come out our place to point fingers look at yourself b4 you start bad mouthing people & there religion

[Arrada101]

Who am i to judge anyones faith? faith is blind. You can't argue it because you're not that bright and aren't willing to research the opposing arguement. Do i think its up to god? I don't believe in a personal god, aka your god. I never bad mouthed jews, just their belief system. everyone is entitled to their beliefs, but if you want to have absurd beleifs and not have people make fun of you, then keep it to yourself.

[iimfunkiie]

im not going to keep anything to myself if people wanna make "fun" of me thats when i know im doing something right im PROUD of my faith & grateful for God [OUR God] in my life

but anyways

Jesus Loves you

GOD BLESS ;]

[Arrada101]

SO when people make fun of your faith, you know you are doing the right thing? I'm sad you don't believe in MY God... he is more real to me than your god ever was.

[eprt77]

and what god do you believe in?

[Arrada101]

lol idiot.

[eprt77]

actually i wouldn't call myself an idiot at all as a matter of fact linstead of saying that to make yourself look like an idiot you could have just answered my question.

[Arrada101]

Why should i answer anything you have to ask me? I don't have to answer you or anyone else if i don't want to. I don't worship any God.

[eprt77]

Well firest off (not trying to sound malicious) thanks for answering me and I know you have freedom of speech and thought so I respect your opinion to not answer me and to you comment ``I don't worship any God" I respect that too but I have one more question, (whether you choose to answer it or not) what do you think happens before you die?

[Arrada101]

What happens to any animal when they die? Humans have always been obsessed with the idea of an after life. There have been heavens, there have been hells, there have been gods and goddesses, there have been hades, reincarnation and so on...NO one knows... and when we die, we will/wont find out. If we die and nothing happens then we won't worry will we? There won't be a wondering. The thought or idea that people go to Hell forever to be tortured is rediculous and Disgusting. No one deserves it.

[eprt77]

You know what you are a very interesting fellow I hope you go far in life because with that mind you should... you don't seem to give into anything and you seem to have a pure mind to think that No one deserves to be tortured. It is also true that no human being in this modern era has seen heaven or hell

[Arrada101]

Nor has a large group of people seen a huge "Miracle' That seemed to happen all the time in the OT. If it happened then, why hasn't it happened in over 2000 years? Kinda silly if you ask me. But i'm glad you understand where I'm coming from.

[eprt77]

of course you can't argue with your point. It's impossible to deny

[eprt77]

sorry typo there not before, *when :P

[JoeyxXxIbarra]

why can't people just live in peace god "dammit"... always lookin for an afterlife, or a faith, that at the end, it comes to nothing more but men's fear of death and imposibility of controling things around him...besides, when the book of the JEWS, coz you christians stole it from them, and should i say, tortured them and killed also everyone who opposed it, and ancient pagan religions, egypt and greece, were written because they didnt have any knowledge of what was around them...

[eprt77]

Well I believe in God and Jesus because it gives me hope because if you believe in something then you don't have to look forward to nothing. No I do not know Jesus' real name, would you like to inform me because I am very slack in religion :P

[eprt77]

sorry but this is a real question have they ever proved that fairies exist? and saw a fairy?

[JoeyxXxIbarra]

written by men, not god, men which by the way were primitive, and ignorant, well we still are, so a miracle could be easily misunderstood from a simple act of nature...ooooh and so you all theologians out there know, the world is older than 12,000 years, and also, almost all of the rules created base from the bible are already obsolite or absurd, ask GALILEO if you want....

[kajslare4]

this is so stupid. absolutely retarded

[anujpathania]

This is lame

[jeanwana]

what??...

[ludicer]

lol he called jesus a pussy !

[narcosan]

i love the jesus raves one

LOL

[Kostin89988998]

I'm a christian, I can take a joke, but the smoking one, took it just a bit too far.

[CamdenShaw]

You do realize that it wasn't actually Jesus, right?

[Kostin89988998]

obviously.

Actually they were all offensive, but my bad for watching aye. Free speech and all that whatever.

[Kostin89988998]

most off the videos on this channel are morally deplorable, so what does it say that I watch any of it.

Camden, being a christian doesn't make someone a complete moron. (I can just see someone now making an asshole comment on that)

The symbolism and inferences about the character of Jesus are what make the video offensive.

Now most people will find it funny, I didn't, so what. Let's all agree to disagree and move on. Merry Christmas All, whatever that means to you.

[CamdenShaw]

I don't celebrate Christma, I worship Satan!

[CamdenShaw]

King Anu of the Anunaki will come and rule the world at last! LOL

Spider-man also died and was reincarnated using cloning technology, and he's way cooler than Jesus so I'm gonna worship him instead. Anyone know when Peter Parker was born? I'm gonna write my MP about turning that into a national holiday!

HAIL SATAN!

[chynadolly09]

okay spider-man is acter. god and jesus help us.

[CamdenShaw]

Spider-Man is not an actor, he's a fictional character who teaches us the importance of making proper moral decicions, just like God and Jesus. "With great power comes great responsibility." And having said that I say again, Spider-Man is way cooler, so I choose to worship him over Jesus. What's the point in worshiping someone who turns water into wine then sends us to hell for drinking it? Or who gives us free-will then sends us to hell for making "the wrong choices" God's a hypocrit hail satan

[nor888vast695]

The Bible stories are just that-stories. I do believe in a universal AllFather and AllFather has given us everything we need. The Semitic god of the Bible & Koran don't exist. What have they done for mankind-zip. So many suffer terribly on this earth everyday while a few control everything. They are the "Satan" of this world.

[Halo3Shooter6]

first amendment win

[SugarMonkey528]

Peter Parker was never "born". He's a comic book character.

Sorry, I know that destroys the imaginary world you live in, but sometimes we all need to hear the truth. Oh, and Anunaki isn't real either. Yeah, I know, it's difficult to hear, but again, sometimes the truth hurts.

Sorry.

[CamdenShaw]

What? Oh god, this is Santa Clause all over again

Oh mighty creator, why have you failed me? What is the purpose of life, oh wise and powerful Stan Lee give me purpose!

Obviously I know that Anu doesn't exist, I was pointing out the lengths certain cects of your religion will do to scare people into going to church.

"DOOMSDAY IS COMING, GO TO CHURCH FOR REDEMTION!!!" Go to hell... hail satan

[SugarMonkey528]

LOL! I love the sarcasm, just hard to understand tone in postings. I agree with your comments, but don't confuse me with one of those "believers". I'm most proud of loosing my religion. It's like the wool being pulled from my eyes. Just have to be careful not to fall for other false "gods" (or satan... seriously, you don't believe in satan do you? That's sarcasm again, right?).

Religion was created by man, not the other way around.

[CamdenShaw]

I know it probably doesn't come off as light-hearted, but to me that's what it is... I don't believe in Satan, to believe in Satan I'd have to believe in god as opposed to Stal Lee. Stan Lee IS the creator, of that there can be no doubt.

[Paxadzor]

lol jesus  is so fuggin gay

[XRvd15X]

You.... make fun of Jesus..... it's not funny..... that IS offending

[InstantInsanity]

um. until i saw the smoking part, yeah....

i liked it from the store-files-and saving mike.

[NevadaGrey2010]

Jesus saves... by backing up his files, OMG.

[JumpStop1]

damn. that WAS high quality!

[XAProducti0ns]

jesus, that IS high quality.

[darkside9111]

WTF!!!

[pubstuati]

lol pure genius

[Brokennewz]

That is the sexiest Jesus I have ever seen

[schultzee101]

lol. i knew it! jebus was a stoner.

[leo1337hs]

file save

[krischo55]

Well this offended me

[MissJolien]

Haha, I love this.

Great video quality btw. What camera did you use?

[Deatheater78]

Lol that was funny. I am wondering why a few people hated it.

[terrence0258]

This is why I know this video is funny, If I believed in god this would have offended me.

[LivingDeadVideos]

Fun fact: Jesus was actually born in the summer.

[Subfightr]

even funner fact, Jesus was not born at all! weee.. in fact jesus is just a newer version of Mithras! Happy Birthday Savior Mithras!

[LivingDeadVideos]

Super happy smiley fun fact!!!!!: Christmas is just a way to make cash, because the redeeming of the world doesn't mean shit! Just look how Easter turned out. Jesus died for our sins, and what do we do? We replace him with a 7 ft bunny named frank.

[melo15no1]

he died for our sins haha

[LivingDeadVideos]

So did Braveheart. Wait a minute... ohshi-

[Deatheater78]

yo fail... DUMBASS

[cumming05]

FACT: Ur an asshole

[LivingDeadVideos]

Why am I an asshole? Jesus was born in the Summer, not fucking winter. The wise men came to him in the winter and gave him gifts to show their loyalty, and also gave him their worship. Mankind should instead take this day to be with family and accept Jesus into one's heart. Instead, we lie to our kids about a fat man named santa and replace Jesus with a false Idol. Fuck christmas. It's opiate for the masses. Christmas is all about the 'gift of giving' and buying expensive shit we don't need.

[Subfightr]

You are not an asshole bro, you are cool cause all you did was type a fact and it did not mesh with what these people had been told. So instead of actually looking into it.. They call you an asshole like a good loving Christian. Peace bro! :)

[redmirrorproductions]

aparently... christmas is not actually origionally a christian festivle. The christians just "adopted it". Before it used to be a roman festivle, workshipping the god staurn.

[CamdenShaw]

Well, really that's just the Christmas tree... But they do think Jesus (if he was really alive) was born in the summer, not winter...

[Subfightr]

The so called christmas tree originated in Germany from another pegan tradition. And you are right about the whole if jesus existed he would have been born in the summer.

[fatdaddyb28]

O Tannenbaum

[narcosan]

actually it was during spring, its thought that probably april or may

[Kostin89988998]

not staurn, Mithras

[burningborsh]

Swearing makes jesus cry AND CAST YOU INTO HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU, wait, that's god, same thing really though.

[Kostin89988998]

if that's a joke, it's kind of funny. If that is what you really think of it all, I pity you.

[Kostin89988998]

That is the latest theory, no one can say for sure.

[pokermon87]

jesus sucks

[cumming05]

im gonna kill you soon

[pokermon87]

no im gonna kill YOU soon

[cumming05]

yeah keep talking u pokermon loving shitface

[metaphysikz101]

haha he called jesus a pussy!!! been wanting to do that myself for years >.>

[dduble07]

hahahahha first bitches

[ajp1127]

third?

[dduble07]

OK ajp1127, your cool with me but not that fucking marcobrooo

[ajp1127]

Yay me!

[marcobrooo]

ya..ur cool bro.

[marcobrooo]

ur a faggor dduble

[dduble07]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! no matta what i saw this first

[dduble07]

yes oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooo yes ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes i saw this video first hahhahahahah

[dduble07]

i just wanna say sorry to Youtube! i hate to inform you all of this but Marcobrooo sucks cocks! how do i know? i walked into his room when i was heading to his mammas room and saw him with 3 naked men!  -Thankyou, the first black man to see this video

[dduble07]

I have over 1 page of comments how about that????

[dduble07]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss i saw this sooooo first

[dduble07]

I have been the first for 18 minutes and seen this video soo many times...

[dduble07]

pretty soon all the other white crackas! will role in and see that a black man has watched this first and will be scared and feel sick! so ahahahahahhahahah

[dduble07]

watched it first cant believe a black man was allowed to see it, AND COMMENT ON IT