It's wood for no reason, and wood for no reason is murder

[TigerWalrus26980]

Has anyone else noticed that the voice on this ad sounds like the speaker's actually sitting in a cubicle?

[Applemask]

@TigerWalrus26980 I think that's just the compression. It's just Jonathan Pryce.

[Anotherrnumber]

is your title for this video from the smiths meat is murder?

except you put wood instead of death

[Applemask]

@Anotherrnumber Yeah.

[CookiesAndGuns95]

Okay, who wants chocolate milk now!?

[devvomashup]

What tape did you get this off?

[PIFMan092]

@devvomashup He didn't get it off of any tape, he got it from an advertising website which uploaded ads which were stored on VHS.

[devvomashup]

@PIFMan092 Ok. Was this ever on any tapes? I was wondering because it looks to be transfered from a VHS.

[PIFMan092]

@devvomashup No, it wasn't.

[devvomashup]

@PIFMan092 Was it shown on TV?

[PIFMan092]

@devvomashup I think it might've been shown on Channel Four (they were always screening charity ads and controversial ads. They were the first ones to screen an 18 rated cinema ad on TV).

[devvomashup]

@PIFMan092 What 18 rated ad was that?

[PIFMan092]

@devvomashup The Lynx anti-fur ad set on the catwalk.

[devvomashup]

@PIFMan092 When was that show? Do you have it?

[hotelmario510]

That looks like gastroenteritis backing up more than anything else...

[GuyLaRue14]

if we're killing the earth by harvesting mahogany, then how come they were just fuckin up ithe toilet made by it? no sense. why not cherish it? reply if you differ

[TashkentFox]

I can't stand plastic toilet seats because I get electric shocks from them.

[Duvmasta]

Couldn't Friends of the Earth pick a more tasteful object made from Mahogany instead of a toilet seat?

[Applemask]

Toilet seats are, or were at the time, the main thing mahogany was used for in Britain.

[Duvmasta]

eww

[EricakaJaceII]

...bloody he-- Wait, that's not really appropriate...errrrrm...shi-- that's nearly worse...

What the hey, one word for this advert: NASTY! But effective.

[garytwoshoes]

ok so the people who dont want to kill are spared.........but what about the ones that do want to sell.....how are they going to make money.

[LoafOfPint]

Don't buy mahogony? So all the mahogony on offer won't be bought, meaning it was cut down for no reason? Yeah, great insight there.

[ringrangadongfor]

If people stop buying it, then there will be a lesser demand for future mahogany furniture. Decrease in demand means fewer trees cut down. Supply and demand is what all business is based on...if there's no demand for mahogany, there'll be no mahogany trees cut down.

It's you that lacks insight, not the ad.

[LoafOfPint]

Yes, I suppose that does make more sense than my thoery. I'll be off, then.

[jiggarypokery]

omg looks like my aunty junes bog! she hovers and leaves shit on the rim btw, once in the shape of a triangle! but this is SO her bog!

[PerkinsSimpkins]

Reminds me of the Shining when all the blood poured out of the hotel doors!

[CheezNapkin]

or Nightmare on Elm Street.

But it looks more like diarrhea than anything, and that would make a hell of a lot more sense XD