Sarah Palin Hockey Mom, Pit Bulls and Lipstick

[MercenaryX21]

At least Palin has more balls then most people to admit when she's wrong unlike the soccer moms that killed of Derpy from My little pony.

[ninjahobo3]

they say the difference between Sarah Palin and a balloon...lipstick

[ExtremeAvalanche]

Apparently dumb bitch Palin has never seen a pit bull. The difference between a pit and a hockey mom? A pit would fuck that hockey mom's shit up.

[mexmetal666]

LMAO!!!!! Palin and her jokes hahahahahah.

she makes her own people laugh in their own shame.

[Palin123Sucks]

A better setup for that punchline would be: what's the differnce between Palin and Hitler?

[Hippolf]

A moustache.

[nakedBison69]

a better setup for that punchline would be: what's the difference between Adolf Hussein Obama and an islamoMarxist tyrant?

[larsnord]

The difference between hockey moms and pit bulls? One's a dog and the other's a bitch!

[nakedBison69]

larsnord is a bitchy dog

[lacross385]

what does that mean?!....still clueless

[xelatan19]

it just a joke that hockey moms are like pit bulls th only diffrence is lip stick

[HOsarahpalinisacunt]

Seems like just yesterday when sarahsakscunt palin was saying ''just how much in love these 2 kids were''&''how they had been planning

on getting married for forever!''&of course we ALL remember the ''It's going to be a White House(oops we lost)/Spring/Summer

Wedding!Sarah started this BS w/ her LIES! Bristol says abstinence is NOT realistic SarahsSaks statement says Bristol totally supports

abstinence.Has Palin ever MET her OWN daughter?Arrange a photo-op w/Bristol,maybe Sarah will showup

[nakedBison69]

I did not realize that Bristol Palin is running for President

[monky999]

ya wanna see something really funny? i mean fall down, laugh out loud funny? a real panic!

search youtube for:

"sara palin jokes - best one"

....it's a screeeemmmm!

[lacountess]

I can't tell which one they stood up for, hockey mom, pit bull or lipstick.

[atmycomputer1]

god i hate this woman

[nukeum2]

god I hate god

[nakedBison69]

G-d I hate nukeum2

[nakedBison69]

G-d I hate atmycomputer1

[729111]

wanting new friends

I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO Td

[xzrhsb]

Sarah didnt seem much like a pit-bull after the election when she was caught on camera whining like a baby, being practically rocked to sleep by her dad. She looked more like a sad, scared poodle. Her whining to her parents, the media, ect, about the election proves how little she would be able to handle real world events that didnt go like she wanted.

[EUamerican]

As a woman that loves hockey -- F-YOU!

[ctadman212]

America has been sold! We are going to have to buy it back. Are we going to buy back the real thing, or the artificially flavored? We know what George Bush has done for us. I think we need to go as far away from that as we can.

[rebekahj]

SEXISTS! Palin is a woman, so you HAVE to support her. I mean, obviously, someone with zero experience and very little in the area of brains, yet who tans and wears short skirts to compensate, does SO much for the cause of women, it's just amazing.

PS all hockey moms spend 500 grand on clothes. You didn't know that? :p

[lanierox231]

this was a great quote! I absolutely love and if Obama becomes president, I will be laughing at all of you who voted for him and start complaining how you can't buy the things you want anymore let alone have a house!!!

GO McCain/Palin!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the kind of change we need!

[Shot2Remember]

haha....change?

[xrocknrollqueeno]

palin is an idiot

[afroclyde]

i need to laugh.

[cagsforme]

Big deal,your kid plays hockey. Get a life.

[funnysler123]

dammit stop laughing.. its not funny... its not funny

[adolmd]

did she just call herself and all hockey moms a B--CH??

b/c you know that is what a female pit bull is...

[MrFrothingham]

B--CHes get things done

[marialicia48]

lol i doubt this B--CH will

[chiefbandit22]

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? One has an IQ lower than 45, the other is a pit bull.

[Cyt37]

So now what Biden can do in the VP debate...

What do you do when a Pit Bull Charges?

Shoot it, only way to stop it. -outcome of VP debate.

[obesegerbil]

So now we want a pitbull running our country?

....

Ah, shit

[lamborghinigallarodo]

im stuned pepole actually thought that that was that funny

OBAMA 08'

[Dannynelsonstinks]

Your bias blocks your sense of humor.

[BustinBush]

I dont believe Barack Obama called that pig a lipstick!

[holderfence]

The difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick...up the arse.

[obamaobortion]

Funny how all the Obama whiners complain about racism but could give a shit less about age discrimination.

'You don't get to be old by bein no fool'-Richard Pryor

[obamaobortion]

Democrats caused the mortgage meltdown. Bush proposed new oversight for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and Democrats rejected it so their cronies like Obama advisors Franklin Raines and Jim Johnson could loot the institutions and get rich.

[ericawuzhere]

lmao

Obama 08'

[EXKLANSMAN4OBAMA]

thats right!!!

[BlankBoy00]

oh wow that is good

[obamaobortion]

want to know the difference between a pig and Joe Biden? Hairtransplants

[mcpoopy7000]

what's the difference between an abortion and an obortion? i don't know...what's an obortion?

[obamaobortion]

it's funny how BlowBama flip flops on every issue, yet keeps that loser Biden on the ticket. Why doesn't he just dump Biden a put Hillary on? That just shows how inept a leader Fauxbama is and how sharp mccain is (to put a woman on the ticket). LOL!

McCain/ Palin 08!

[girlofthebutterflies]

she scares the shit out of me! she hunts moose!!!!!

[channa0529]

The other difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is that you can spay or neuter the pitbull!

[Jessicaboege]

Palin rocks. Average American Mom with good standards, McCain pulled a rabbit out of his hat. Obama is over

[blueribbonsky]

I'm a college graduate. I have a BS from University of Idaho in journalism. I'm mayor of Wasilla, population about 5,000. I hired an administrator to run the town. I'm governor of Alaska with less than two years of experience. I have never ordered the Alaska National Guard to do anything, but I did visit them in Kuwait once. Other than Kuwait, I've been to Germany........and Ireland too, for a fuel stop.

[ReuWil]

blueribbon - I have to ask - do you ever get tired of lying? Ever?

[MysticalCaress2U]

sunds like everyone is hooked on lipstick in this campain with palin McSame and Bama wow what away to look at it huh????

[buminberkeley]

sounds like she is saying that she looks like a pitbull with lipstick...

[purplechickensarefal]

so you'd rather vote for someone who has said the person that had the greatest influence on his life happened to be a muslim terrorist?

[zapponsalvia]

Your mother was his greatest influence? Interesting.

[purplechickensarefal]

actually no my mother isn't a muslim or a terrorist shes dead. so please respect the dead.

[nordstrom]

Pit bull? How about "bullshit"?

[toribaby2005]

SEXY GIRLS ARE DEMOCRATS!!

[fuckyourtubes]

unless it's a boy pit bull.