How to Pwn a YEC irreconcilable incredulity part 1

[MrReasonFTW]

11 people are gay looking pangolin lovers!

[countpopethe3rd]

gay looking pangolins are pretty badass though

[bijoukaiba]

The observation of these moving pictures, particularly when presented with the hyperbolic explanations that accompany them to account for how to obtain domination over people who believe the Earth is only about 5000 years old causes me to release bursts of noise in amusement at an amplitude of volume.

TLDR - Watching your 'How to Pwn a YEC' video series with the elaborate wording in them makes me LOL.

[thegoochieguy]

in a more educated society, a simple ''magic isn't real'' would be sufficient

[forsbrookme]

i dont agree with debating young earth creationists, to me it just seems like picking on a retard. But good videos, subbed n shit

[grendelee]

just like killing a zombie. All of the fun, but NONE of the guilt!

[JaguarJ0nes]

That's the fact Jack!

[kokofan50]

pangolins aare not gay looking pangolins are cool but every thing other than that yes you are right

[JaguarJ0nes]

Bring'em on you gay looking pangolin lover!

[kokofan50]

ok Mr. I can't wrote the YEC hand book pages in any way to reasons idea

[kokofan50]

i fore gote to add you just want to be like them so you have to act like you hate tham

[XcaptainXobliviousX]

pangolins are friggen excellent!! there have been reports of giant pangolins reflecting antique rifles e.e

[pawnjp]

Oh Jags.

1:42

Knoll dearest.

Knoll.

[PotatoHandle]

Stop insulting my deity. Gay looking pangolins are the only path to true bliss. It says so on pages µ¿ to ¾, of the Pangolin Gay Looking Bible.

[zantrua]

i love the alliterations

[Paxmax]

this is so delivered in AronRa style!

[dewonthegrass]

Awesome! You have crammed material for 10 videos into this one. It is also hilarious!

[alianchild]

That was awesome.

Big 5.

[Toledosteal]

What's the name of that adam and eve animation, I wanna see it in its entirety?

[Bluedragon094]

Pretty sure it was done by Sam T on Newgrounds. I think it was called "something" bible stories or whatever.

You should check them out.

[maverik713]

Lol, I voted this a 4 star. When I saw the last two minutes, I decided I will come back tomorrow and give it 5. That was awesome, can't wait for the next one.

[buzzausa]

Always great and entertaining.

I have to watch it again :D

[DefenderOfReason]

Rapid-fire alliteration? Witty metaphors? Side-splitting humor? Gotta be JAGUAR JONES! :-)

[svaught32]

At :32...is that Harvey Keitel?

[JaguarJ0nes]

That's the fact jack!

[svaught32]

Nice! Loved him in Reservoir Dogs.

[MrReasonFTW]

@JaguarJ0nes Just a correction you wrote physical theory instead of physical therapy. 7:03

[Ryan44567]

I love these YEC videos. Good job.

[Teirusu155]

correct "theory" to "therapy" around the 7 minute mark

[Teirusu155]

I prefer "too incompetent to operate a blanket"

[AbdultheImpailler]

JJ, you are the king of illiteration!

[EdwardHowton]

Hey, quit picking on theanswersofnwo3, it's not his fault he's so stupid that he keeps repeating third grade at his homeschool!

...

Oh wait, yes it is.

Carry on then.

[ThMrksman]

The application of these techniques shall be undertaken with the greatest of expedience!

Great vid! 5*

[mattyabsley]

funny funny 5 stars.

[bobbyhill3323]

It's spelled grassy "knoll". Otherwise, great vid.

[maxpolaris99]

Smoke some marijuana and enjoy this video!

Suppress grins and chuckles as long as you can and then let it out and enjoy the head rush!

[jesterspace]

Unplanned, but that's exactly what I did!

[eimajuno]

I love these and I am glad to see them back 5 stars.

[n3rdm4n]

Awesome to see more of these. Thanks!

[KSGixxer76]

Excellent video

[killinusoon]

the god of alliteration

[philthy122]

I knew that the Valentine Nebraska PTA were involved in all this somehow.

[godlessmessiah]

where art thou pangolins?

[WERTY1112]

To add a "LOL" at the end of a comment pretty much sums up the persons credibility to make legit statements.

[NichtDieseTone]

lol?

[JaguarJ0nes]

No, I will not back off, you worthless cunt. What are you going to do about it, asshat?

[JRChadwick]

He is going to reside on the top of someone's head and excrete fecal matter.

[satansaysdie]

ASSHAT!!!!!!!!! Jesus H Tap Dancing, Oh Wait I can't tap dance because my legs are nailed to a fucking tree,Christ!!! I love that word. ASSHAT. LOL

[maxpolaris99]

Watch out Jaguar, I don't want to see you get hurt.

Frank is NOT to be trifled with! His wit and wisdom is legendary! :)

[vince19811981]

he / she / IT.. HA!  Lmao!!!!

[mtsac1]

YEAH!!!! A YEC video, about f-ing time JJ.

[lennyhipp]

7:00 you said "went through 7 months of physical therapy" text said "7 months of physical theory"

[OMGSEASALT]

Is that a threat?

[SliceA1A]

What movie is starting at 5:35? The rock eating monster? I slightly remember that flick way back in my childhood

[frumpman]

2001 a space odysey

[JaguarJ0nes]

Galixina

[fiusux12]

Avery Schriber FTW! Love that guy. Great video, as usual!

[bonzonobeans]

as usual, nice vid.. but..

dude, your "grassy null" is showing....

[Stead3111]

FAP

[painterQjensen]

bang on!

high 5!!!

[purplejugnut]

that's the only part you could understand.

[tricky159]

BANG!!!

[LogicIsDying]

6:38- 7:06, months of physical theory? Just thought I'd point out the typo.

Love the video and you're oh so elloquent use of the english language.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

5 stars and fav'd, and as an aside let me add that GodTheTruth is a brainless twat.

[Sutskoen]

awesauce!

[djarm67]

lol

5 star and fave

DJ

[GodTheTruth]

lol

1 star and flagged

GtT

[infinity730]

@GtT

lol

1 starred all of your videos

i730

[stengevarsel]

GtT reported for false flagging. Screenshot and IP taken for future reference. You will be monitored by the Atheist Security Agency for the rest of your internet life. But rest easy, the information will be handed over to the proper authorities and securly deleted from the Global Atheist Command Center database in Lehi, Utah.

Regards,

Atheist Supreme Security Force Unit Commander Kerr

[jmsimpson11]

@GTT

lol

i one 1 star'd all your vids.

your shit video's could never have enough 1 star ratings.

goodluck with the rest of your failed life.

[Hereticbooks]

jmsimpson11,

...and yet, I seem to be seeing 5 stars! How do you account for this discrepancy? Am I seeing things?

[Hereticbooks]

oh sorry, you meant someone else, not JJ. Silly me....

[jmsimpson11]

ahahah yeh. its directed at godThetruth how flagged and one star'd this vid.

[lennyhipp]

flagged for WHAT exactly!?

[Xenolupa]

Magnificent! Wonderful vocal mastery, jealous of your voice, speed of voice, accuracy of voice. Just wondering how often you had to do it over again (just in 1 time => wow wow wow)(even if in 10 times, it is still magnificent to get it right as you did). Funny, logical, informative, quality!

[JaguarJ0nes]

It took me about an hour to get the audio recorded.

[Xenolupa]

Me puts in request to have vocal capabilities like that in next life. Plus a portion of the wit.

Too bad this is my only one life. Ah well, I have the capability to enjoy.

[MillionSword]

Nice work jagwire jones :D

[ThetaOmega]

Another fantastic video, 5 stars and fav'd.

[Lexiathan]

Who are you?

[woodsofodin]

You've outdone yourself this time.

[stefferbunny]

Why did the man in orange walk through the giant vagina? Love the video!

[OtherGonzo]

I love the "How to Pwn a YEC" videos,

Thank you JJ

[tedarklordhappypants]

Hooray! How to pwn a YEC is back. ^^

I must admit, even though they are incredibly gay-looking, I kinda missed the pangolins.

[SparkyLen]

Anxiously awaiting the addendum to the aforementioned amazingly engaging entry.

And my gay-looking pangolin, too...

[LeksServices]

Get a life, dude. Did you even watch the video?

What was the film that the first part of the video showed? It looks interesting. :-)

[JaguarJ0nes]

Its from a movie calle "Who's that knocking at my door" AKA "I call First". Its an old Scorsese flick for artsy fartsy intellectual snobs.

[FraggedMind]

FIRST! AND MORE GAY LOOKING PANGOLINS TO PWN THE YEC!

Awesome video.