PRANK CALL: I Don't Speak Spanish!

[ultraness1]

taaaar-gaaaaawwwwt

(speakin spanish)

me no habla espanol 

[TRoger809]

I'm Dominican I speak Spanish n English DUDE THIS WAS OFF THE HOOK I gotta do this

[GoodBoy1196]

This video is funnier if you can understand Spanish and speak the langue. Dashie's accent made me die. LMFAO!!!

[ZeroProductions15]

I Speak spanish I´m from Central america and i find this offensive........ xD just kidding is hilarious XD 

[TSAstealth]

yo this nigga mad dominican lmfaoo!

[Shellobster]

At least she didn't say 'I don't speak Mexican'.

[danijardhhy]

@Shellobster he´s not mexican ignorant..he´s hispanic

[Shellobster]

@danijardhhy

A: I know, dumbass.

B: I was pointing out that the woman was not as stupid as to narrow down her generalization of Hispanics to one certain origin.

C: Who (especially someone who is white) upon hearing Spanish being spoken, says "Oh...he MUST be Dominican."

D: When, in that fucking comment, did I ever say Dashie was Mexican?

[danijardhhy]

@Shellobster LOL..relax..:D

[Shellobster]

I just love listening to Dashie speak Spanish. My dad played this trick on a telemarketer once. So funny.

[MrRonaldoreyes]

you should make another video like this

[klsgamer1115]

I would love to work customer service, calls like these are like free time off the job

[TheJayrod97]

U KNOW IM GONNA STAY ON THE LINE U KNOW IM GONNA ...... bitch rfol

[Tswagga231]

That is you Dashie

[laughygiggles]

lol



[a1rjord4n]

give me juan second lol

[NgoziLady]

LOL Everyone should learn to speak Spanish

[hughcri]

If they don't speak spanish how do they know he is speaking spanish

[EpicMonotony]

I don't....speak.... Hispanic.

-.-

[tayj22]

Omg she said she didn't speak Hispanic :-( really tho?

[TheGililgi]

that had a cruh on dashie she did not want to hang uppp!!!!!!!

[thatg98y6]

ho-hola co-como pu-pudo ayu-darle---pefect spanish hahaha

[thatg98y6]

maria's accent is hilarious hahaha

[poppy0090]

lol "He no wanna talk to me" HAHAHAHAHA

[MijaaaMariaa]

LOL! second call messed up xD

[odracir19891]

4:07 PATRICIOOOOOOOOO VEN A ACÁ, VEN ACÁ A DECIRME QUE ESTÁ DICIENDO ESTA MUJER !!! I'm a native spanish speaker and I died totally lol

[AnewBlueBird]

*pouts* I don't want it anymore. XD

[23lilsweezy]

rofl "Maria"

[dominicankid732]

im dominican :)

[TheLegend1245]

ur a bad mother f*&^er:)

[mostlyamazing]

ahhhhh him speaking spanish is sexxy O_O unf<3 Do more of these!! :3

[eversadx]

@mostlyamazing Not sure about Dashie, but Spanish is kinda sexy, that's for sure! ^^

[Mdo92840]

lol hang on... Maria !? I was Cracking up

[andrew1040828]

Dominican!:O MY BOYYYYYY, I'm Mexican (:

[strikerk]

Hahaha~!!!

[xKaulitzLiebex]

that was funny as fuck! poor target people.

[FinallyInfamousXBL]

lol girl at the end was so sweet dashie should hit on her hah

[themarry16]

Me gustan DashieXP2

[chillin758]

lol

[TheUntouchablezzzzz]

Yo, I would die if this was me! I always have to answer phones....

[zanyone11]

LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFAOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AT THE END!

[xXJAK3D0ggXx]

Hahaha dashieeeeee

[MrsMJLoveAlways]

LMFAO this is the best idea for a prank call ever omg i am dying

[AreYouMad111]

LOLOLOLOLO I DONT SPEAK HISPANIC WOW.. LOL JUST ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW..

[lastspadeking]

dashie fucking love your videos!!! 

[PhantoMNiGHT321]

¡La Español de Dashie es muy bien!

(Thank you Spanish 2)

[zzN8]

Dominicans UP^

That last girl was so sweet :3

[ZivXan]

@2:20-@2:30... ewwwwuuullgghhhh hahaha

[ZivXan]

hahahahahahha! this is a great way to start off my saturday morning! xD "Aye CUNIO" bahaha

[xXTheMizSucksXx]

Ewwwwwwwugh

[TheCitySirs]

dashie tu habla como un mexicano el espanol con razon es k tu casi no lo ablas.lol

[Thabigboss86]

Dashie haha they prob. lied to you :/ haahaa

[247Military]

UUmm i dont speek Hispanic ewwwlllLLL!!! HAHAH got Shit Dashie seriouse man after school days you make me so fuckin happy!! KEEPP DOIN WATCHA DO AIGHT BITCH :)

[HammaTime18]

I DONT SPEAK HISPANIC HAHAHAA

[shapuzz]

I don't want it anymore :'((

[chandlymen]

akakvgeiva KONJO PATRICO AJBFAIVG lmfao

[MissVoguePrincess]

i loved this video LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 

[WhatsDat39]

i speak french but im not from france and neither is my family ok ppl?

[xVDEaDShOTxV]

LOL I started choking on my chips right when he said "I don't want it anymore" LOL

[kendalltolson]

this was on my brith day

[TJR247allduhtime]

@kendalltolson day before my 15th for me!

[dulceangie88]

YOU HAVE JUST CONFIRMED TO ME THAT YOU ARE DOMINICAN.. I LOVE ITTTTTTT..LOL <3 YOU SAID VAYNA <3 LMFAO!!!

[TheNitroiMPACT]

@dulceangie88

Isn't it "baina," not "vayna?"

[dulceangie88]

@TheNitroiMPACT its actually written "VAINA"..lol but i always put the y in i idk why its always been my bad habbit to write it that way...lol

[TheNitroiMPACT]

@dulceangie88

Really? Damn, my Dominican slang must be rusty.

[gbabyqt]

LoL R u Boricua?? LOL

[luvieduvi3]

@gbabyqt hes dominican

[gbabyqt]

@luvieduvi3 ---That was my next guess LoL...love my Dominican Peepz :)

[nycczz23]

@luvieduvi3 how do you know hes dominican

[luvieduvi3]

@nycczz23 he said it before ... i thought he was puerto rican too peroo sadly hes not !

[gbabyqt]

Aah hahaha this is tooo FUNIIII!!!! estas loco but I love it!!!! =) Love ya Dashiee

[gamerZxTM]

poor target =(

[DatNikkaPoGii]

Haha I finally heard Dashie speak spanish coñ Patricia !

[1343nk]

yo ur getting people fired right now

[TJR247allduhtime]

Bonjour TJR ici, Je suis 15 ans et étudiant au lycée. J'aime parkour, rappe, dessiner, et jouer PS3. Je suis bon á rappe, parkour et dessiner. J'adore Haliegh. Tu parle Françias?

Hola yo soy TJR, aquí estoy 15 años y estudia en la escuela secundaria. Me encanta el parkour, el rapero, dibujar y jugar PS3. Soy bueno para el rap, parkour y dibujar. Me encanta Haliegh. Tú habla Espanól?

[yasir1427]

TROLLLLLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­

[3Niick2]

Hola

[xXE12IICXx]

YOU KNO IMA STAY ON THE LINE,YOU KNO IT......bitch.

[xIIWaRrioRIIx419]

That's like me saying I don't speak American lmao

[ClassyChicaaa]

iLoveyOu Dashie! ! !

[bigboytj]

this is the best :D!!!!!!!!!!



[CaliBoyJavi]

i dont... i dont want it anymore... :/

[TreP27zone3]

I DONT SPEAK "HISPANIC"????? ...WHY DOES THYS BIOTCH HAVE A JOB????

[JulieCrow092]

No puedo parar de reir! jajaja! xDD

Dashie ur too awesome :D

[zatshowuplay]

funny shit

[pooptint]

CONYOOOOO! PATRICIO!



[edcookie19bernal]

LOL! XD

[draculab0i]

patricio ven a ka ko~o hahahahahahahaha

[Dano808TheVizard]

yo add me on skype man

[ArckAyngel]

Nicaragua in this bitch

[Virur]

i lol'd at the end

[kibaXfangirl14]

OMG you're little stutters!

Guhhhh nene egegege... LMFAO

[BigBlunt75]

It was fuckin hilarious when the second one started speaking Spanish back

[LaBarbiie23]

5:11 WTFFFF lmaoo translation word for word...

"hello. how... howw could he help you?" ummmm its "hola como PUEDO ayudarle"

[pooponyou323]

Puerto Rican?



[LaBarbiie23]

@pooponyou323 Dominican :)

[byronreed16]

silly lady Hispanic is not a language. get that lady some schooling!

[KelseyKayz11]

Is your Facebook a public page or private? :[

[N0Hands1]

I am so disgusted with that girl who said that she doesn't speak hispanic. smh

[Rawrmajickle]

XD those gulps had me rolling. Can't believe you didn't laugh! True skill<3

[Milo12030]

Lol Dashie you DOMINICAN tho ?! RESPOND

[TMC2332]

I feel somewhat odd lol I work for Target and I do speak Spanish (or Hispanic like she said)..... You should have called our store lol

[PrettyBoiiDeexD]

Every time He SAID " Ugh " I Laughed lmfaoo .

[silviabqz]

omg this is the first time i hear you speak spanish and i loved it ! you should do it more often! <3

[DanielaAlejandra57]

OMG finallyy you speak spanish :D !!

[f0r3v3rN4lw4ys]

Do you really speak spanish are youu hispanic?

[KirbyRulz23]

O my GOD! She actually said she doesnt speak Hispanic! xD

[Freddiboyness1]

loved the last one!

[jayman691]

Jjjjajajajajajajajjajajaj, "GIF ME GUAN SEGOND" had me rolling!!!!! XD hhahahhahaha, that was funny as FUCK!

[xXPredatorXNukeXx]

patricio - patrick, haha Dominican Spanish, u gotta love itt

[TheL4LY]

Hahahaha, I can't get over this. Lol.

"I don't speak hispanic"

Get thaaaa fuck outta heaa! Hahaha

[DoubleOSe7en]

LOL, I don't speak Hispanic...Wow.

[theitmoo1]

OMF I FUCKIN LOVE THIS IDEA! Zlmfao I don't speak Hispanic

[mystery420420]

Lol your gunna get someone fired!!

[rawdawg07]

Lmao! You gonna get that man fired

[Cooleeyo215]

bro, i cant tell you how much im lovin ya spanish.

[718Digital]

hahaha!! this is awesome!!

[ElMasVacano15]

Lmfaooo xD

[SCREAMDrey]

LMFAOLMFAO, "CONYO PATRICIO!"

[byaringan12]

did they not notice it was the same dude each time

[MrFass]

Está bueno tu español, compadre ;) Saludos desde Chile! The ending was priceless, by the way :P

[tyzoone104]

Looks like TARGET was Dashie's prank TARGET!

Yes,no,yes,no, yes, no, okay :P

[PhunnyFung]

whatchu "uuuuhh"in for?

[reach423]

lmao i dont speak hispanic

[NemoWuvzzzDandy]

10 pplz accents are thicker than a bitch

[dominicT305]

Dashie!!! You're the best man!! Dominican Dashie!!

[3diot]

Dashie! MORE PRANK CALLS! Seriously open up a channel...Between spanish and all those MK Voices, you have so much potential for seriously funny videos xD

[bseriousTV]

I actually felt bad for that last girl. Whyyougonnadoherlike that???

[Dieyeon]

this is like owangepranks awesome

[GamesTheJamer]

Lmao Dashie, you probably got those poor people in trouble for saying they just put you on hold for no reason. Oh well, at least it was funny!!

[dittocopys]

lol is that a printer or an snes on dashies table

[animals123ify]

LMFAO UR VIDEOS ARE SO FUNNY DASHIE! I LOVE THEM ALL!

[780sammexican]

LMFAOOOOO!!!

[kdcampo]

damn dashie. not gonna lie that was funny as fuck



[mrcalloway1992]

LOL this was so fucked up

[JapaneseTentacleRape]

so mean D: I mean i get it lol, but mean

[hector6130]

finally i get to hear dashie speak spanish!! wooo

[TheRandomBlader7446]

@hector6130 he had a couple of other videos when he speaks spanish like with his dad or on the phone or something

[hector6130]

@TheRandomBlader7446 yea i kno but it was long enough for us to hear

[DippersandSmiles]

Do the Michael voice next!

[SUPERCR0WL]

"No, I don't speak Hispanic.." Didn't know "Hispanic" was a language. o.o

[daxter498]

U should make more pranks speakin spanish. This made my day :D u the best dashie!!

[L3GiTxX]

no entiendo give me one second! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[ChronoSurok]

*Didn't know that Hispanic was a language* lmao

[xEmoSolidSnakex]

that last call sounded like a flirt

[koolkid1044]

*silence*..............guh....­.............LMAO

[Chishado]

@koolkid1044 LOL

[StabbeDbyHiTManZERo]

lol Gringos :P

[smally432]

Hhaahaa fucking dashie

[soniik]

hahaha damn thats some mean yet funny stuff. the lady at the end i felt bad for

[Jarocny585]

dashie sounded like ghetto dora when he said ewwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuehhhh

[iiZombiee]

Hahahah! ¡Se te nota el acento dominicano bien demasia'o!

¡Me encantó! ¡Deberías hacer más vídeos así!

[AnewBlueBird]

aw Dashie speak Spanish all smexy. XD

[SlimChance718]

Dashie!! yo i speak spanish and from 4:11-4:29 and i didn't understand shit what u said son.

[Angeljr91]

@SlimChance718 lol same here i was like what did he say

[fddjdmjm]

@SlimChance718 He said '' Patricio ven aca que esta mujer me esta diciendo una vaina que yo no la entiendo, Patri COÑO Patricio!! '' LOL

[chrissy11217]

Actin like a big baby.. "It's okay.. I don't want it anymore"

[chrissy11217]

LMAO!!!! You know imma stay on the line!

[Jaytheraw]

i bet like 5 people are gonna get fired 

[thedarkchocolate4]

lmao ....i dont want it anymore

[buckinray18]

ahahahah MARIA?????!!!!???!!! LMAO

[CookieMonster123231]

Dashiee; Dominicann! ;) Nicee <3

[tomw152]

Lol, funny

[illstateofmind]

Should ask for 3 ninjas.

[kurbypinky]

Dashie...you are so wrong...LOL LOL

[MrHitman540]

Hell no

[DEMONX212]

You KNOW there has to be a part two for that! Hilarious sir, as always.

[MsAJ92]

Dashie, you should speak in spanish more often... it's kinda hot ;)

[Tokiogrl09]

what the heck at 5:11, she speaking broken spanish haha? she wouldnt be helpful haha

[redz192]

Dashie just got mad people fired lolz

[IVIurda941]

You should record your self doing this.