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  • she sounds like Joe Pesci lol!

  • BIG MOUTH NEW YORK ITALIAN.

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  • Disgraziaatooo

  • I'd love to know her number LMAO

  • Now that was hilarious

  • too funny

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  • cazzo tu italiano mama

  • @SurfersGlory

    Ha, google translate ftw

  • @RavenHairedMaiden i didnt use a translator my family is from sicily but it is a powerful tool for spanish class :DD

  • @SurfersGlory

    But it's not correct italian....

  • @RavenHairedMaiden yeah, it shud really be cazzo tu mama italiano

  • @SurfersGlory

    cazzo tua mamma italiana, i think...

  • @RavenHairedMaiden

    Scuuzi, shemepell letrone shwisez kwoso tuo merci.

  • @Kamissick

    huh?

  • muahahhahahah! so funny..

  • E vaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iii, ahahahahahahahah, minchia troppo forte.

  • (lol) never fuck with an Italian mother!

  • i like playing around, but $4,000 doesn't sound like a funny joke to me- id hate to be on the other end

  • MAMA MIA

  • IM ITALIANO BUON GIRJNO

  • lol joey niente pago niente pago! lollllll

  • could someone translate to english what the mother and her son were saying?

  • She was calling him a drug addict and how his dad was gonna kill him.

  • im italian i understood what she was saying in italian so funny i love it lmao

  • @Quark130 Is that right? so if you "killed all the negros like me" why am I here? Besides who are you talking about Italians or Anglos? I probably know more about your History than your own self!!! Blah Blah Blah anyone can be Hard online, Mano. Why the Hell would I want to go to Italy???

  • @Quark130 So what you are a Full blood, italian speaking Italian, I hope your not Sicilian? FYI, this is not my Language, this is your people's language!!! Hey fella, that is certainly no diss to me, I probably hate english more than you!!!!

  • @Quark130 I know where arabians come from Pizza breath. hahahahah an Idiot calling me an Idiot hahahha, this guy!!!!

  • @Quark130 What hahahah your "Ladies" come at us??? I am for certain you won't even be able to cut my " negro head" in one minute. Don't come on here talking shit like you are Gangster, bro. Your dumbass can't even speak correctly!!

  • this is why i dont piss off my aunts-_-

  • What the heck? I'm Italian. North African. And Saudi Arabian. My family is also Muslim. WTF, what's your guys' problema. il razzismo.

  • a papà chiamooo ahahahah

  • @droopdead13 i'm italian she speak like my mom ahhahaha

  • @GQvizoXX hahhhahahhhahhaahhahahahhaahah­hahhaha!!!

  • @GQvizoXX You still talking cracker? I never said I was a Arab, dumb puta. Nor did I ever say I was a "nigger' , I've always been a Muslim like you've always been a devil haha. Haha Don't take the Bro to the kingdome, you could never be my brother!! After you shoot up a School and your whole family hahhahaha!!!

  • @GQvizoXX hahahahhhhhahahaah, what the hell does me having friends have to do with me beating you over the head with Truth??? You're too emotional bro. Besides I'm Muslims and our Only Friend is the fellow Believers and Allah,Unlike you infidelds!!!!

  • @GQvizoXX Look cracker stop trying to misrepresent my arguments, you haven't exposed anyone but your damn self, with all your emotional rants. I quoted something from a Movie that happens to be a fact but since it went against you it's false. So if they have a Movie saying the President of America is Black, would that be false hahah? Exactly. Fake ass Italian!!! You're a Cracker, you not Sicilian nor From Southern Italy hahaha.

  • @GQvizoXX So you're telling me if in a Movie they refer to an Actual Fact, because it's in a Movie it's False? That's your logic and you're calling me retarded, moleque?? Get the fuck outta here yo hahahah

  • @GQvizoXX Ever seen True Romance? You should go see what Dennis Hopper's character had to say about Sicilians hahaahah. Oh but it's from a Movie so it cannot not contain any truth right?

  • @osdeus777 it wasnt entirely true its only 3 or 4 percent and its north african which is arab not black

  • @TheChicagogodfather My Man, Arabians are BLACK, the ones you see have been "Water down" meaning have mixed with the Grafted(caucasian), which is why Average arab is of light complexion. Black does not always signify only Sub Saharan!!! It has to be more than 3 or 4 peercent, otherwise you all wouldn't be so DARK!!!

  • @osdeus777 uh dude when you say blacks invaded sicily how could they they were still in huts and with those tribe things and this is true arabs dont have black in them dude the reason being they have dark skin is because they are on the meditterrean and when your on the mediterrean you usually have olived skin which comes from arabia and so forth and it is 3 or 4 percent because we also have greek french german italian spanish norman and alot more so dude plz educate urself bfore u diss us

  • @TheChicagogodfather hahahaahahhahhaha word?? Why are you talking about your people like that, that is if you're really Sicilian or from Southern Italy. Well hey, dont believe me, look it up????? Why do you think you Italians are Soooo Dark, why do you think you're women Look Good??? Why do you tan and not Burn like Real Caucasians(Irish, German, Polish, etc)??? I could go on, meu amigo!!! No I said Arabians ARE BLACK, The Original Arabians were and still are JET BLACK!! When did I diss you?

  • @osdeus777 uh lets see if you believe this crap then youd also know that arabs took over all southern parts of every european country and people dont consider polish real caucasians oh also the only real whites are irish welsh scottish and englush dont believe look in a book instead of wikipedia anyone can edit wikipedia and im not talking about my people like that you are talking about my people in a negative way 

  • @TheChicagogodfather Exactly, France, Italy, Spain, and Portugual, it was Moors, which Included the Mali, Niger, and Ghana Empire. How the hell aren't Polish considered Real Caucasians when they're the same as Germans?? Exactly, anglo. Of course I read, I don't need wikipedia, if I do read from there I make sure it has a source!!! How am I talking about your people in a "negative way"?

  • @osdeus777 you fucking strozi polish are slavic not german germans arnt eastern european there western and yes polish arnt considered pure whites for some reason and yes arabs did take control of every southern part of every european country exept for scotland britain ireland and wales

  • @GQvizoXX So what is a Black trait? Curly hair is Loose naps hahaha. The Romans didnt have no damn curly hair. Those with Curly hair have some Sub Saharan blood, Trust me!!! So it is your argument that is "weak s fukcc" hahaha and also emotional!!

  • @GQvizoXX Nigga i did say I was black hahahahha, I just forgot to put the comma in front of No. It should have read to you No, I'm Black, Bitch. Does that refresh your memory? I love how you avoid answering if your sicilian or a Souther Italian? Now I'm a Coon? Funny how Italians try to be like "Coons" haahah

  • @GQvizoXX So that is hahaha why they have a twist of ARABIC don't know about Spanish hahaha. They were Black but they weren't "Niggers". We have plenty to be Proud of we Started EVERYTHING!!!! We are the Original People!!! It's a shame you are soo emotional hahahah and your a Man hahaha, ai carumba!!

  • @GQvizoXX Well when you find that time period let me know, but we DO know is that Arabs occupied Sicily for a Long time hahaha, which is why you if you even are sicilian, are so DARK!!! So basically Sicilians and Southern Italians are Mulattoes haaha. The First People of Siciliy were the Phoenicians they came before the Greeks!!! They are BLACK ARABS!!!

  • @GQvizoXX Hahahh I'm Dumb? It makes plenty of Sense, that Guy was just an example of the Kinky haired wavy, or curly haired Sicilians and Southern Italians!! I wasnt talking about the movie itself idiota, I was talking about the Character hahha. So Do I, which is why I can prove what I say with History and the Present. Are you even Italiano???

  • @GQvizoXX Dumbass, did I say ALL Italians and Sicilians, NO. I'm talking about the ones that have Arabian and Sub saharan blood. Hell, look at the cast of Jersey shore for example. I don't know about "niggers" but I know it is Black People with Blue eyes and blonde hair. That's due too the white man raping our people!! Have you seen Goodfellas, it's an Italian named "Carbone" with Nappy hair!! Dumbass, Originally Sub Saharans came from Arabia, didn't know that did you. No I'm Black, Bitch.

  • @GQvizoXX hahahahah Terrorist? Who have I "terrorised"? Not only do you have Arabian blood, if you are even a Southern ITalian or Sicilian, you all have sub saharan blood too hahahaha. Nigga, I'm Black, I'm not a damn "Saudi" besides MORROCANS were DARK ARABS!!!! hahahah you knowing Saudis dick sizes you must be a fag, beside I'm aware ALL Southern or Sicilians have Arabian or Sub saharan african blood but I know my people when I see them!!!

  • @GQvizoXX Whats with these morons saying Italians are black aka: Moors. There was not Moor occupation in Italy EVER. Its a total MYTH!.

  • @GQvizoXX ALLAH COCKBAR!!!

  • hey not much difference with a spanish mom the image and words of my mom came up while i heard to this joke

  • I'm Italian, don't mess with us. Honestly, don't mess with us. When "Angry" we really mean what we do and say. I know this is a joke call, but when we are done wrong and we know we are innocent we go crazy. This was interesting but not funny because she was really mad and meant every word she said. We Italians when pushed to a limit we bulldoze through. No hard feelings, a joke is OK but don't take it too far.

  • I'll put it simple. Don't do this ever! These pranks can lead to bad actions and serious consequences! The Bible makes mention "Thou shalt not bear a false witness" & "Thou shalt not lie". This is among the important (10) Commandments and it's message comes directly from G-d. G-d didn't give us these Commandments for His sake, but for our sake so that we may lead a happy and peaceful life. Proverbs 17:12 reads "Let a bear robbed of her whelps meet a man, rather than a fool in his folly".

  • this is my friends aunt :D

  • a crackedheadboard

  • i love italian men's accents sexyyyy

  • minkia! this was sooo funny! i could imagine mi nonna fatti acose. hahaha

  • i hate ny italians

    

  • @34thStreetHoodNigga2 fuck you

  • +1 if u are hungry and u want italian spaghetti right noW!!!!!

  • I hope I have Italian blood in me :D

  • she's so cute! i love her!

  • My god....that voice....

  • sounds like my mom and me to tell ya the truth

  • HAHAHAHA, my aunt showed me this one, This is very funny!!!!!!!

  • shes a pure Italian...

  • oh sh*t this is crazy.

  • her lauch is scary at the end lol

  • LOL :D this is great!

  • Ma veramente e un grande cafona!

  • some mother wow...!!!DO NOT MESS WITH HER!!!!!

  • No tenga pazience be manga la carchofola

  • First of all the old lady is American...with SOUTHERN ITALIAN accent...and attitude..

    Italians are not southern Italian...last of all this is a big stereotypes, and it sucks!!!

  • @robyr77 what do you mean by "italians are not southern italian"?

  • @mpkingdom10 I do not mean to be offensive...it is just a statement....Here in USA there is the state of Lousiana and down there they speak Lousiana Creole as well as English....They are part of the country and NOT VICE VERSA.... South Italy is part of Italy but people forget that various dialects and behaviours belong to specific Areas...it does not mean that the whole nation is like that... God forbid that!!

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  • God dam Greese balls !

  • I got to grow up hearing stuff like that, I love it.

    You Americans have time out, Italians have time up !

  • lol this is so funny 10/10

  • im italian and that sounds just like my grand mama to lol but she cusses us out in italian and she dosnt stop lol its crazy

  • I laughed so hard my side is killing me this is so tipical thanks a million the poor lady was almost heading to the hospital

  • did he die?

  • This shit was hilarious! I'm Italian, and this could be my grandmother, it's that friggin close! Lol.

  • What a disgrace to all Italian women, ALL women..what a Filthy Mouth on her! What an example for the children too, doesn't matter how old they are!

  • @pizzelle4u The Italian woman was right. Props to her. She didnt do anything wrong thats why she was mad. I would be mad too if someone called me like this and said this shit. I'm Italian btw.

  • shes not italian shes new yorkan I can tell by her voice :P

  • @johonahooty

    she can be italian and a new yorker

  • wow. I fucking love it,lol, that was genius and so authentic.lol.

  • This sooooo great

  • I love her accent!

  • haha she sounds like my aunt in new york. i love being italian <3

  • that was great and i knew so many older italian woman like that when i lived in nyc. they don' take crap from anyone :)

  • z100 ny sucks it was good in the 80's

  • haha i love my italian heritage!

  • She speaks italian with a sicilian accent

  • I never heard Italian mama's use that kind of lanaguage.

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  • I'm surprised she didn't have a heart attack.

  • hahah..really funny

  • awsome

  • awsome

  • awsome

  • PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • "No no no no no!!!" :D

  • I started laughing my ass of at 4:48 when she started speaking Italian!!! Lol!! I love European Languages, and Japanese!

  • Ma questa donna non e` Italiana. She isn't Italian. My mother doesn't sound like this, in fact no one in my family sounds like this and we were all born in Italy. Disgraziata!

  • Its a bronx italian accent, not an italian one.

  • Yeah thats totally why she was speaking italian, because shes totally not italian

  • @Dopykill3rProduction She is Italian, why isnt she?

  • disgraziato!!

  • lol im italian and i personally think this is hilarious. "you really got me, disgraziato!!!!!!" hahaha sounds like my nonna alright

  • I thought you can only hear that attitude on the movies.

  • North American "Italians" for the most part are pathetic. Nobody knows who a real Italian is because nobody understands the history of Italy and its people. There's a major difference between the people of northern Italy and the beasts of southern Italy. HINT: Most North American "Italians" descend from southern Italy. THAT explains plenty about their behavior. So before people judge and make fun of Italians as a whole, be sure you know which "Italians" to disrespect.

  • there sicilians not italians

  • sicilians are italians..

  • really? so sicily and italy are one italians have a different language than sicilians i speak sicilian dialect my aunts are italian and i dont understand them when they talk you idiot

  • im full italian. She doesnt speak sicilian, she speak a bad italian with sicilian accent.

  • every little town in Italy have a different dialect but sicily is still ITALY

  • @badabingrockford Sicilians are Italians. Do you have a map?. Go to the library and look at the map of Italy.

  • @badabingrockford Sicily is an autonomous Italian island.

  • @11marylena what r u talking about? get educated'

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  • Non è vero tutto quello che scrivi! Sud Italia è meravigliosa! Certo che abbiamo tanti problemi e c'è gente per male ma non credo che al nord ci sia solo gente per bene. Inoltre anche voi avete i vostri problemi. Io sono di Napoli e non sono come questa cafona. Lei non è Italiana. "E' meglio il nord, è meglio il sud" SIAMO TUTTI ITALIANI!! Amo il sud, è la mia terra però amo anche il nord perché pur non essendo nordica anche quella terra è mia. Io amo Italia, io amo TUTTA l'Italia.

  • Your just a pompous ass, really ignorant. Your pathetic, and i'll have you know that i'm Italian and not all Italians act like this, asshole. I also no about my history.

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  • @BreastsInspector Yea the "Beasts" of Southern Italy look better than the Pale faced, because they are Mulattos!!!

  • @osdeus777 To bad you are full of shit, southern italians / sicilians would whup a black persons ass, no questions asked. and as for them being mulatto you dont know what your talking about. arabs/moors were in southern italy for at most 50 years which is far to short of a time to effect the looks of the population. not to mention that they are white people. besides, moor doesnt = black [you dumbass].

  • @peonpiate Seems like you've been watching too many movies. They would "whup" a white person "ass" no questions asked too hahaha. I know exactly what I'm talking about it seems you don't know what a Mulatto is. So why the Hell are Southern Italians so dark, do you know back in the day in america, they couldn't even attend all white schools. Because the Original People of Italy are Pale skin, blonde hair and Blue eyes!!! No, they aren't white even they'll tell you. Moors(Arabs) are Black, Puta!!!

  • @osdeus777 Italians aren't white?. You are an ignorant fool. Go tell that to people in public. Sit at a podium with a microphone infront of 10,000 people and say "Italians are not white people". You will get so ridiculed for your ignorance you'll end up killing yourself.

  • @draziom902 Not all Italians are White(Caucasian), like Southern Italians and Sicilians!! Due to Moorish Invasion, so who is the "ignorant fool" puta?? Hahahah End up killing myself, that's something you crackers do!!!! I love myself too much to hahahah "kill myself" porra moleque!! Oh yea did you know Italian Immigrants use to get hung down South in the 1920's?? Hmmmm wonder why??

  • @osdeus777 It is often claimed that Italians, especially those from the South of the country, have substantial Middle Eastern and African admixture acquired during Roman times and the Moorish occupation. However, data from anthropology shows a prehistoric origin for the Mediterranean elements in Italy, and detects no Negroid influence there whatsoever. Genetic research confirms this, showing that both sub-Saharan and Arab-Berber admixture are negligible.

  • @draziom902 Hahahha "Data" exactly. However to cut all the small talk, explain why the Hell SOuthern Italians and Sicilians are so damn Dark?? Dark Jet Black Hair, Big Dark Brown eyes, Olive tone??? I mean sometimes I get confused on if some italians are white or Arabs??? See this is the problem about "data", and "Genetic research" they always seem to contradict themselves. You ever seen a Movie called "True Romance", infact type it in on here and see what they say about sicilians.

  • @osdeus777 Southern Italians are not dark. You're probably looking at the wrong people. Southern Italians are white as ghosts. I'm southern Italian and white as hell. You're not white because you're hispanic. Thats too bad, you're not European. You are South American Indian. You follow words said in movies?. LOL!!!. Al Pacino is Sicilian he doesn't look dark to me. he looks like a white man.

  • @draziom902 My Bad, I should have been specific, Not all Southern Italians but Alot have "North African" blood in them, specifically the Moors!!! Now that's a Fact, meu amigo haha. Look I'm Obviously not talking about you or your Family, but what about the Southern Italians who have Dark skin, Dark Hair, and Dark Eyes? Look at Ralph Macchio from Karate Kid, who was darker than Mr.Mayagi hahahaha. I'm Black, my Moms Fam is from Brasil.

  • @osdeus777 I dont take what you say seriously so i know you're a troll. Whats up man, what you need?. You interested in Italian dudes?

  • @draziom902 Well I know you don't because you obviously lack knowledge, logic and reasoning. Hahahah " Whats up man, what you need" hahaha Que??? You sound like the viado, remember you responded to me. No sir, I'm not a Fagget, but I know it's in your blood, mano hahaha.

  • @draziom902 Hahahah I don't have any "South American Indian" in me, my Fam from Brasil were Portguese and African, Like Majority of Afro Brasilians!! I mean he was quoting History though hahaahah. So you're one of those Italianos who deny Moorish Blood? Al Pacino played a Damn Cubano(Scarface) hahahaah.

  • @osdeus777 You really believe that moorish myth?. I know you feel ashamed of what you are. Really man, why are you so insecure. Live your life as you are. No big deal. I know what you're getting at as i'm smart as a fox and have the speed of a mongoose and the fart of an elephant.

  • @draziom902 Hahahaha Myth, come on I can show you plenty of proof the Moors ramsacked Europe and set you devils back a Thousand years!!!! Yes the Muslims!!!!! See here goes more of your Logical fallacies, I suggest you take a logic class quick!!! How do you figure Im "ashamed" of being black, by stating obvious facts? Then you say I'm insecure? Give me facts not emotions hahaha!!! I do. Yea you're no doubt a devil(caucasian), you most likely have NO Moorish blood!!!!

  • @osdeus777 That moor stuff is a a myth. Study it further.

  • @draziom902 I have my bro, but just because you have no moorish blood doesn't mean your fellow paisans don't!!!

  • @draziom902 Hell italian language even borrows from arabic, and they speak arabic in Sicily !!!

  • @osdeus777 ALLAH FUCKBAR!!!

  • @osdeus777 The differences between Northern and Southern Italians have also been greatly exaggerated for political reasons.

  • @osdeus777 So did the Ukranians, Russians, Germans,. Whats your point?. The reason the got hung was because they were immigrants. You're people (Hispanics) got hung because of racism not because of them being just immigrants.

  • @draziom902 The Point is hahaha, they're not white. Besides did you know some Italians then couldn't even go to WHite Schools and down south they had to go to Black Schools? Hmmmm. You've Seen jersey Shore right??? Look at my Mans Vinny, he has to go to a Black barber hahahah? My People are so called american negros too.

  • @osdeus777 Are you black or hispanic? either way your not white. I AM. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @draziom902 I'm Black!!!! I was Born in American, so I'd be consider an "African American" but I'm Asiatic which means I represent this Planet, because the Black Man is the Original Man!! So why would I want to be from a Race that came from Black People??? Glad you are proud to be white like I am Proud to be a Black Man!!!

  • @osdeus777 Italy, one of the most clearly demarcated geographical units in Europe, is a country of considerable sub-racial variability. Although the Mediterranean race is strongly represented in it, Italy belongs only PARTIALLY to the Mediterranean world, for much of it is more typically ALPINE RACIAL TERRITORY.

  • @draziom902 I don't know about all that bro, but History shows and it's proven by the People themselves, that the Moors uplifted europe out of it's dark ages hahahaha!!!! Portugal, France, Spain and Italy were effected by Moorish Rule but not as much as Spain!!!! Agree?

  • @osdeus777 I understand your ashamed of your skin color and not Italian like me. Thats too bad dude. Jealousy wont get you anywhere but laughed at. Do you get ridiculed alot for not being white?. I bet you do. What do you do about it?.

  • @draziom902 Ahhh the strawman attacks, how do you figure I am "ashamed of my skin"?? Hell, Italian women Love Black Man hence Jungle Fever hahhahaha. Yes it'd be Fucked up if a Man was ashamed of his Skin color. Okay what the hell am I jealous about? You're logic is flawed, meu amigo. How? I'm around more people of Color than Caucasians? I live in Chicago, papo hahaha!!

  • @peonpiate im southern italian lol

  • @TheDieselGene

    no motherfucker u are not, you are an "american" the brand american, Not italian you know nothing about italy u dont speak the language

  • @kebabrullemums dude i hate america every last bit of it not saying i'm a terrorist but i'm Sicilian thats my backround and i'm taking Italian lessons because i plan to move there i have visited the country 3 times. are you italian? lol end of subject =)

  • @TheDieselGene then get out .......im 100% italian and there is no place like america

  • @kebabrullemums OH! No! You cant tell them that ! They're Italian!! They know everything! They discover America cause of Christopher Columbus!! They stole pasta from the chineese and they take credit for It. They act like black people! They are actually more ghetto than black people and think they are better than them!! What a low class group of people!

  • @TheDieselGene u are southern italian son of a bitch bastard

  • @fuckurmother6969 fun gu

  • @gblueslover2 wtf? i dont understand what are u talking about, maybe someone has use my account to put a comment,,,,dont worry you fucking prick bastard :-]

  • @fuckurmother6969 manja manja fun gu lol

  • @gblueslover2 and me no italian shit

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  • @fuckurmother6969 wtf? i dont understand what are u talking about, maybe someone has use my account to put a comment,,,,dont worry you fucking prick bastard :-]

  • @BreastsInspector I'm half north and half south Italian. We are still Italians no matter if we come south, east, west, north. Southern Italians are a bit different from North, its different dialects and behaviors but nontheless we are still Italian,.

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