Jeff Goldblum Gets Frustrated at Having to Record Vocals for a Computer Game and Changes the Script

[Lawfish66]

Injure some chickens....

fuckin a thats some gold there lol

[BurntSpaghettiFace]

lets injure some chickens and pee on some dinosaurs

[BlarkUntVhite]

"He barely touched my daughter, not that i really blame him."

God what a dick XD

[CourtneyxCourtney95]

my face is red with laugter XD

[kvkop]

Classic! Love the end!

[Lawfish66]

Lol at first I thought he said "We should enter some chickens"

[Lawfish66]

Lol. Facks.

[LadyVLR]

"Eddie suggested we pee on each other" and "Personally, I'm less than thrilled about having another close encounter with a penis, but Sarah can't wait" make it sound like they're pushing him into unwanted sexual things, LOL! No means no, guys! LOL

[AdmiralGilgamesh]

How does any of that stuff help your daughter's promiscuity, Mr. Goldblum?

[Floydzkrieg]

I laughed more than I should have. I'm 24 years old for God's sake lol.

[TheDESTROLYS]

first thing we should do is injure some chickens

[Witsarunemitea]

LOL I have this game

[MonWolfen]

This game was a thrilling adventure when I was a kid. Only got to the forth mission I think...but all the same, those good ol' innocent days.

[MemorySpark]

I heard this entire thing six times on TF2 before I actually saw it.

[felphero]

they should show this on sound engineering classes

[JBLNug1126]

mmmm baby mmmm

[PS3Fan487]

@JBLNug1126 I want dat ass, mmmmmmmmmm baby mmmmmm XD

[sphinxtnt]

sarah is a nasty ginger, i wouldnt touch her with a dildo

[HyperSonicXtreme]

0:41-0:46

[VensoHowlie]

Greatest thing ever.

[YourFaceWillDie396]

My little brother used to play this game all the time! Love it. The video, that is, although the game didn't look awful. Better than CD-I by far. LMFAO

Another close encounter with a penis.

[coralthesquirrel]

p.s. Turn on the audio transcribe at 0:16 it says "baby eaten"

[johntheant]

we should injure some chickens says the colonel of kfc

[tomtomastina]

jeff goldbloom has the funniest voice

[drone565]

Eddy suggest we pee on each other

mmmmmmmm

mmmmm

mmmmm

[the23rdmonkey]

I love the way he says "...KELLY." as if he's struggeling to remember her name lmao!

[1aundulxaldin]

I should kill myself. I clearly am not mature enough due to the fact that I sprayed cola at my computer screen when I burst out laughing.

[Makearight139]

brb, gonna go injure some chickens... lol

[TrEvADiZasTA]

Is the game any good itself, or just worthy of funny Jeff Goldblumness?

[CowbellNinja]

Oh man, turn on transcribe captions. They're actually fairly accurate. That's some good sentence mixing!

[sonicedhoedown1]

you turned a piece of shit into a work of art

[geno344]

Jeffgasm.

[Sheote]

-downloads-

[LilPoop444]

damnit this is the 10th time i've watched this in a row and im still laughing at it

[LilPoop444]

mmmmmmh! LOL

[mskiara18]

o__0.....

if only Jeff heard this. what would he say?

[mmmmmmjjjooo10]

@mskiara18 He did. On the original video in the comment section, someone who knew him sent this video to him and he responded back. The response got posted on here by that someone who knew him. I don't remember exactly what his response was, but I think it was about never working with video game developers ever again. lol

[Utentagen]

Imagine if Jeff Goldblum actually said this, and was dead serious about it.

[HeadOfBucket]

I don't think injuring chickens would make Buckethead very happy.

[Swampertdude56]

I haven't seen this in YEARS. But to this day, I still remember "Mmm - baby - Mmm", and occassionally tell it to my friends. Today I remembered the name, and couldn't stop laughing. Thank you WalrusGuy for making this. xD

[platinumglitchmint]

mmmmmm baby mmmmmm

[sonicfeet]

What is the source for the original video?

[childrenofthegrave1]

My daughter kelly fucks the helicopter pilot

[Isntthisalreadytaken]

The pilot was in such a hurry to get off that he barely touched my daughter; not that I really blame him.

[crazedlink00]

lol

[TheRiseOfCody]

WalrusGuy didn't even need a video to be brilliant, this is such great sentence mixing

[Fojar38]

Eddie suggested we pee on eachother.

[RockinAmadeus]

We should also try to pee on some dinosaurs.

[amulet444]

injuring chickens also work in modern warfare 2... after that i always get atleast 7 kills XD

[EmperorEmpoleon2]

*inhale* Hmmm...

[tomservo3]

I'm less than thrilled about another close encounter with a penis but sarah can't wait... mmmm...mmm.. XD

[Tonyx10]

oh god, if I ever am stuck in a Jurassic park, the first thing I should do is screw the main guy's daughter and injure the nearest chicke, this video is just so damn instructive

[Knightway25]

"He barley touched my daughter... not that I blame em'.

[dimose14]

First thing we should do is injure some chickens.

[rulerofthedtq]

Mr. Goldblum is right. Wherever vaginas lay, penis is sure to follow.....

[SolBadguy314]

"According to Hammond, Kelly uses protection, but I'm still worried about her."

oh man, favorited so hard.

[daftpunkrulerfan1]

Injuring chickens is always a good first step for anything

[AnimeGamerFLCT]

Let's all Pee on some dinosaurs!!!

[suckithardnfast]

Oh god I fucking love this one. "Injure some chickens"

[p00dm4n]

I have this game still hahahahaha

[TheSkeletalBassman]

first thing we should do is injure some chickens.

[SmashLiXs]

hmm ah mnn ah

[theant1987]

"Worst news of all, my daughter...Kelly...fraks the helicopter pilot."

Walrusguy made sentence mixing, and youtube poop, an art form.

[chickenisman]

0:32

"We should also try to pee on some dinosaurs."

lol, love it!!

[joeydestructo]

and then pee on some dinosaurs

rofl

[sheburns12]

The first thing we should do is injure some chickens.

LOL

[Hamsteere]

'I nearly touched my daughter.

Can't blame 'im.'

rofl xD It's funny how serious he reads it.

[MegaManZero120]

Uh, it's he barely touched, not I nearly touched.

[charmy97]

shes protected but im worried about her LOL

[SpotxSpot]

mmmmm

mmmmm

mmmmm

Morshu: DAD!?

[AussieEvil]

@SpotxSpot Probably not father, maybe cousin or brother?

[xMakavelix420x]

this video is funny as hell

[smilyfacekilla]

First thing we should do is go injure some chickens.

[ViciousMaiden]

Mmm, baby, mmm!

[fatpeopleRweird]

first thing we should do is injure some chickens

i lol'd so hard!!!!!!!

[TheDarkstar24]

"John Hammond assured me there'd be no more penises left but I noticed a vagina nearby" lol, epic win!

[awkwardicecream]

Mmmm Baby Mmmm

[bloodwolfgurl]

Omg lmfao that's SO funny!

[charmy97]

mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[buckykattwswfr]

Here is the full description:

"Mindless bathroom humor. I made this video primarily to promote awareness of this overlooked game."

[ganondorffan]

The first thing we gotta do is injure some chickens...

LOL, I swear, I nearely crapped my pants!!!

[WalrusGuyMEMORIAL]

I saw him in LA outside Arclight theatres

[VanSisean]

John Hammond was referring to Kelly rather than the island.

[ViperAcidZX]

Dude, a T-Rex will make those guys its dinner if they pee on it like R-Kelly! O-o

[Legoman554]

46 seconds of Epic Win.

XD

[Narutorule1qaz]

lol i couldn't stop laughing at all lol

[Marmalade000000]

EPIC POOP!! I Just pooped in my pants with laughter!!

[superkeijikun]

It turns out my daughter, Kelly, fraks the helicopter pilot.

[guitatblabla]

the most epic poop ever@$R!@$

[ieatpaint1029]

sarah cant wait---mmm......mmm....mmm....

[EmpBlasters12]

"MMM, (sigh), MMM, (sigh), MMM

[Cheesedragon117]

Injure the Chickens, for they evolve into dinosaurs!

[prodiggy13]

LOL, Eddie suggested we pee on each other,we should also pee on some dinosuars! HOLY CRAP THIS FUNNY!

[Pentaro94]

Haahh mmmh Baby mmmh~

[Blkwolf99]

the orginal text was : "Mindless bathroom humor. I made this video primarily to promote awareness of this overlooked game.'

[roxasora888]

i remember part of the description was "mindless bathroom humor"

[BlanFan2O]

"he was in such a hurry to get off he barely touched my daughter" wow walrusguy is awesome at this!

[pepperonicavity]

"not that i really blame him" walrusguy fucking rocks

[BlanFan2O]

yeah too bad he retired, at least that's what everyone is saying.

[pepperonicavity]

he is, I just watched his final poop. It was the greatest poop he has ever made

[BlanFan2O]

yeah I just saw it too, sad.

[cmac5909]

i loved his last one. I don't think it was his greatest but its one of the best story poops out there in my opinion.

[charmy97]

i have this video game on my computer

[Blkwolf99]

I think this is my fav poop. I laugh so hard my jaw hurts!

[crayzclown]

Let's injure some chickens.

[cookie123456789012]

WalrusGuy.

The King of Audioswapping

[Noodelydoom]

injure some chickens :D

[Noodelydoom]

mmmh

[MatthewCasey]

One of my favourites. Jeff Goldbloom is win. Once again, thanks for putting these up.