England Team One Touch Session

[Bshelton18]

dude Joe Cole is craaaazy lol

[manurockdavid]

Joe Cole's feet! So quick!

[firekind1980]

They aren't so bad just so long as there is no other team.

[gunneryas]

lol capello failed at the end

[archiel2005]

how much does England need a goalie

[choggable]

these guys have it tough

[GLASGOWBOY1990]

Hopefully England can come back with a better performance in 2014,i expected much more from them this world cup......

[iJakeeeey]

@CaptainMcMulla you said its a shame they dont do that in a game. its not a shame they dont do that in a game because there stood in a circul passing a ball you tit

[iJakeeeey]

@CaptainMcMulla you said its a shame they dont do that in a game. its not a shame they dont do that in a game because there stood in a circul passing a ball you tit

[jarkle]

@iJakeeeey Aye, because them stood in a line at the back passing it amongst themselves is the much better alternative. Also, it's 'circle', nugget.

[rapmad1]

@iJakeeeey

lol

[THERISHTONNOD]

@iJakeeeey its called an expression you doofus.

[MrScumwhisperer]

The English FA have organised a friendly with Iceland as a morale booster for their struggling team.

If all goes well they intend to follow it up with games against Tesco, Sainsburys and Lidl

[run4hours]

@MrScumwhisperer They probably will suffer the same result from some of the Tescos as against Germany if they do play them!!!

[TheReadingStudent]

@MrScumwhisperer If they win all those games - maybe the Morrisons will take us on!

[jmr779]

Looks fun

[Keranofkri]

Football sux

When your balls drop and you become a real man look for the nearest rugby club

[LeeSmellyFingers]

@Keranofkri I wont deny alot of players make the worst of their injurys and cheat but to slag a sport off which takes alot of skill, more than rugby imo; thats more about stregnth and pace. Just a shame players give football a horrible image =\.

[111bb5]

well why the hell do they hopelessly hoof it 90 yards upfield from defence then?

[iV3NOM]

To be honest Capello should not be blamed for the exit in the world cup because it the responsibility to win is split equaly between the players and manger 50/50

manger played his part and told the team what to team and it may not be right but then its the players job to go out on the field and perform which in my opinion england players did not.

[FlynPnut]

@iV3NOM i actually blame the players. this generation of players is crap and capello would find it hard to work with them. any one would. he is for professional teams, not crappy england.the players have to much say in what goes on.

[Dodlemcno]

Oh my God, they can play

[MYviewMYview]

CMMMMMOOOOOON ENGLAND!

[m100myn]

We need to see more of J. Cole.

Can't wait for him to slip on the red shirt of Arsenal next season!!!

[TehMangaBoy]

@m100myn nothings settled yet, joe said he wants to go to spurs to reunite with harry redknapp like at west ham

[HairManisEddie]

Capello - What a man

[xtrm333]

@HairManisEddie lol....just lol

[Germtrancsuperman]

N-Euro Coming Home Football !!! Great Soccer support song now in you tube! Listen it and sing with N-Euro ! Coming Home Football!!!

[truespur]

Sick skill from Joe cole

[EvilsOpposite]

Lol capellos turn In middle

[chamillionairekid]

lol this is funny.

[TheSlidingsideways]

did you hear england got a new coach?

its takin them home on sunday night lol

[rabiesdog]

@TheSlidingsideways that joke was said the other day for thursday night, and we didnt, well played you cunt.

[Aods11]

@TheSlidingsideways fuck up

[Smiffyboy25]

@TheSlidingsideways at least we are in the world cup finals, let alone the last 16

[ColdAchilles]

DEFOE!!

[iR4nG3rZ]

1-0 Woooooooooot!

[beefybreaker]

joe cole = capello's secret weapon

[montanatexasfloridaz]

good luck boys were all behind ya

[kmp3000]

I reckon joe99f1 below is scottish. lol

[Hitler1634]

joe has got some tricks up his tits

[OURVIDZSUCKBALLZ]

@Hitler1634 I bet you thought that was funny. I am now slow clapping you over the internet. *clap...clap...clap*

[Hitler1634]

@OURVIDZSUCKBALLZ Thank you! 

[Hitler1634]

joe has got some tricks up his sleeve

[thugzzz2]

joe shud do more of that and england on the pitch

[G00n3r4Life]

@thugzzz2 If he gets to play he would, no doubt capello should play him in the last group game

[SamiKuram]

THE HERD God Bless Hitler, Hitler is a very good man,All what he wanted,All what he wanted, Is to bake the chosen in the oven. God Bless Hitler,The Fuehrer is a holy man,All what he wanted,All what he wanted, Is to send the chosen to heaven God bless Hitler,Hitler is a crazy man,He attacked Russia, Before smashing middle England God bless Hitler,Hitler is a very clever man,All what he wanted,Is to wakeup the herd, But the herd still does not understand

[SamiKuram]

Britain and its friends not Germany were for too long leading the world from one disaster to the other; Opium war, slavery, Afghanistan, Palestine, Suez, Iraq, Bosnia….

One last chance before its annihilation, the supporters of the English Team must show repentance by singing the following. Who knows may be the curse of the millions of its victims and its evil masters will be lifted.

[smileralw]

best get their act together

[koimaster]

I wouldn't mind getting paid £90k+ a week to do that and then perform shit on the day

[joe99f1]

hahahahaha, firstly butt fucked by the yanks, then played of the park by a bunch of third world no hopers, next ass kicked by slovina final nail in the coffin and fat boy rooney stop eating the pies you disgusting we man, the most over rated over hyped team in history in one word you are (SHITE) HAHAHAHAHAHA.!!!!!!!!!!

[SBhamra101]

they get paid £100,000 a week for doing this shit and they're always complaining about the gruelling training they go thru, madness

[cyaninternetdog]

thats how many touches they have at a time during a game? one.

[sk8erdoodjames]

THUMBS UP FOR ENGLAND TO WIN !!!!!

PS i know its weird but im Scottish

[chilled99]

@sk8erdoodjames Adny Murray is Scottish but hey its all good

[joe99f1]

hahahahaha, firstly butt fucked by the yanks, then played of the park by a bunch of third world no hopers, next ass kicked by slovina final nail in the coffin and fat boy rooney stop eating the pies you disgusting we man, the most over rated over hyped team in history in one word you are (SHITE) HAHAHAHAHAHA.!!!!!!!!!!

[wycombebarmy66]

The most overrated team in history surely goes to Ally's Army in 1978, I mean u guys actually thought u were going to win it hahahahahahaha! come back again when you get past the group stages

[joe99f1]

@wycombebarmy66 well the diffrence being the 78 team were never expected to do anything and were not obseenly paid prima donnas like the bunch of crap that got butt fucked by the yanks, the english team is over paided, under worked bunch of wankers, and are the laughing stock of the football world hahahahahahahahahahaha.!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[wycombebarmy66]

@joe99f1 have you been reading u.s papers again!!?? buttfucked 1-1 in a game we shouldve won!!!?? Scotland unfortunately will never have a place in future world cup history as they are incapable of playing anywhere that isn't packed to the rafters with fat, ginger sweatys! Comparing Englands success at World Cup tournaments to Scotlands is like pulling up at a set of traffic lights in a ferrari whilst spitting out the window at some mug driving a clapped out fiesta. jog on scottish mug

[Moorzy86]

@joe99f1 .Watch us qualify , enjoy the plane home , cunt

[wycombebarmy66]

@joe99f1 Unfortunately for you, England aren't Scotland which is exactly why we're in the last 16 and Scotland never will be! Talking of players and no football boots, didn't you draw with Zaire and worse teams in the past!!?? u mug

[joe99f1]

@wycombebarmy66 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, enjoy the shite food on the plane home you clown, maybe it will do us all a favour and crash into the sea, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[wycombebarmy66]

@joe99f1 The most overrated team in history surely goes to Ally's Army in 1978, I mean u guys actually thought u were going to win it hahahahahahaha! come back again when you get past the group stages

[wycombebarmy66]

@joe99f1 The most overrated team in history surely goes to Ally's Army in 1978, I mean u guys actually thought u were going to win it hahahahahahaha! come back again when you get past the group stages

[jamesbullet55]

GET JOE COLE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lollertron]

without J.Cole on the pitch were utter shit

[123Nathaniel321]

Defense: A.Cole, Terry, Carragher, Johnson

Midfield: J.Cole, Lampard, Carrick, Lennon

Centre Forward: Gerrard

Striker: Rooney

We'd dominate everyone like this.

[simplelife88393]

@123Nathaniel321

I agree with this, perfect

[cunneto2912]

englands 2010 world cup song

"Give it away, Give it away, Give it away Now"

you cant even beat algeria, your fucking shit

[SimbaReggae]

Ya I noticed Joe there alright, Chelsea really turned him into something special. Pity he's going really. As for them playing like that in a game, they don't have the proper backing from their country to win the world cup.

[szahairie]

i love to see this formation up front..

barry-------lampard

lennon------gerrard-----j cole

rooney

[Kresterz]

GO ENGLAND

[planetmax83]

And this is what they do for a living? Unbelieveable! They look like kids playing games in the school yard.

[123Nathaniel321]

@planetmax83 Go do some accounting you miserable downer.

[A4P4P3R]

@123Nathaniel321 You're weird.

[jamesbullet55]

Joe Cole has to be in the next game as a winger with gerrard behind rooney who;d be upfront. Cole has pure skill :D

[jjibril]

all chelsea players

[Kresterz]

@jjibril

??

[kennymccormick]

capello nearly tripped LOL

[vifuzor]

lol!! this squad is fun!! n maybe win the cup!

[archej01]

Should be two closing down - get them thinking & working. Oh that's right come match situation just hit it long to Heskey or Crouch!!

[alexdyer3]

lol capello cant kick a ball

[i4foot]

J.cole with the skills

[clembrchen]

@i4foot the skills in seduction ^.6

[ADZ365UK]

loving capello gettin inolved!

[BrazilianCookie7]

joe cole is quality at one touch!!!!

[CaptainMcMulla]

shame they dont do it in the game

[iJoKeR91]

@CaptainMcMulla i know ill love it if they did i want em 1 win so bad

[CaptainMcMulla]

@iJoKeR91 i was gutted after saturday

[Anddos25]

it joe cole , time for some glasses

[joozeppi]

rooney is big!!

[melaantaa]

@joozeppi wtf wheres rooney? j.cole got some skillz, bro

[joozeppi]

@melaantaa rooney pulls a beer and pour iron bench, fa'in wanka, fa'in fag

[smoketweed09]

joe cole with some flash skills

[JaMessPiiTbuLL]

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