@kaviar101 Slowbeef used to be called Slowbilly, but due to lack of funds to pay for child support and professional Mario training, he was forced to change it to the man we know today, who is just a shadow of his former self, Slowbeef.
I love Billy, honestly. He's seriously one of my favorite LPers on Youtube. Billy's the baddest man alive and you know it. He just has trouble with Lost Levels.
Seriously, this kid did Narc in one video and Ninja Gaiden in five. He's a machine.
You should really consider properly ending the Billy saga by riffing on his last Lost Levels LP video.
At the end of said video he said that Mario is gonna buy Viagra. At first I thought Billy is gonna buy some which could fit to the "Billy rapidly ages while doing a LP" theory.
I've watched all the Billy videos backwards and it's compelling its like discovering the already discoverd, like watching Billy un-age back into a child and crawl back into the womb. Billy compells me.
The framerate of the capture doesn't record the frames of Mario's legs moving, so it just looks like he's skidding along the floor Ferris Bueller style.
It is sad about the paper route, thing, however... You can't be a paperBOY. In order to get a route, which ranges from 250-1200 homes per route, you need a license to drive, and the ability to pick up 10-50 bundles of papers that weigh 30-50 pounds each.
Out of all ways to use your college Friday nights, though... Damn, that makes it sadder.
Aside from that, I always enjoy it when you pay Billy a visit.
Oh my god.. I need to stop watching these. I nearly suffocated from laughter just now. If you're having breathing problems, please do not watch these videos. XD
I hope that Jose Lakito kid left Billy alone.
grottypissedstained 1 week ago
@grottypissedstained Nah his cousin Ricard Lakito will bully him in collge as well.
MisterHeroman 1 week ago
I was hoping it was electrical beast
TheWarboy 1 week ago
This truely is the best youtube channel ever. Taking the piss of other stupid lpers XD
Lugiaman3942 2 weeks ago
I'm 15 and I'm in college :o
iamthechanceman 3 weeks ago
@iamthechanceman same here
Merick123456789 3 weeks ago
@Merick123456789 High five
iamthechanceman 3 weeks ago
livin lakido loca
IdeonFukkatsu 1 month ago
Lakitu: Electric Boogaloo.
evrbody 1 month ago
@evrbody It's Lekito
justwithpaper 1 month ago
Something a unsettling about listening to a bunch of guys make fun of someone who is retarded (from the way he sounds)
xxxYouTunesxxx 1 month ago
@xxxYouTunesxxx
or a speech problem
xxxYouTunesxxx 1 month ago
@xxxYouTunesxxx Billy isn't retarded and retsupurae actually likes him.
Doommarine23 1 month ago
Billy: "Haha, this is so easy OH NO I'M DYING FUCK"
Slowbeef: "I sure do love Billy, he's the best arouGOD DAMMIT BILLY YOU IDIOT COME THE FUCK ON"
I see parallels.
kaviar101 2 months ago 11
@kaviar101 Slowbeef is Billy's dad.
Slowbilly
Doommarine23 1 month ago
@kaviar101 Slowbeef used to be called Slowbilly, but due to lack of funds to pay for child support and professional Mario training, he was forced to change it to the man we know today, who is just a shadow of his former self, Slowbeef.
KingKoodaz 1 month ago in playlist The Adventures of BillyMC
I want an PSA about save-stating starring BillyMC.
'and remember kids, winners don't save-state!'
Doperwtje81 3 months ago
Dammit Billy! When do you learn to jump the missiles? Wait...
thinBillyBoy 4 months ago
Billy is like the best guy ever :D
TheAbridgedGamer 5 months ago
No... Sad to say BillMc is 2008 to 2011... He's retired =/
LiquidZ2k 6 months ago
Billy's a fucking badass
salvo711 6 months ago
billymc vs cornshq
NintendanGX 7 months ago
Billy makes Let's Plays
Retsupurae mocks his videos
Billy gets better
Retsupurae wants him to guest star in the Metroid Prime 3 LP
Billy says he doesn't have the time.
AND THE CATS IN THE CRADDLE-
Vaderkid123 7 months ago 108
@Vaderkid123 AND THE SILVER SPON
LITLE BOY BLUUE AND THE MAN IN THE MON
wyssmaster 7 months ago 2
@wyssmaster This would have been hilarious if you didn't fucking misspell shit.
Rbauguess 5 months ago
@Rbauguess The first guy misspelled "cradle" so I responded in kind.
wyssmaster 5 months ago 4
8:35
TheRsMuffin 7 months ago
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Vaderkid123 7 months ago
fucking inspirational
nick11927 10 months ago
Billy subscribed to retsupurae... What?
PsychicBluthSnake 10 months ago 11
@PsychicBluthSnake So he has a sense of humor.
KisiroKitsune 9 months ago
@KisiroKitsune Billy is awesome.
PsychicBluthSnake 9 months ago
Then: Billy fails at Mario Bros. Slowbeef chews him out.
Now: Slowbeef tries to get Billy to guest in his MP: Corruption LP. Billy says he doesn't have time for him.
They do grow up so fast.
JanitorAntisocial 11 months ago 24
I love Billy, honestly. He's seriously one of my favorite LPers on Youtube. Billy's the baddest man alive and you know it. He just has trouble with Lost Levels.
Seriously, this kid did Narc in one video and Ninja Gaiden in five. He's a machine.
EponymousKid 1 year ago 100
i listened to hearts on fire for the bowser part... it suits well
Draegu 1 year ago 4
Pause it at 8:40. That cloud's giving Billy the finger.
colinjmaster 1 year ago 10
@Castratikron54 And I'm Barrack Obama!
cannonwe2 1 year ago
Awwwww, Billy!
b74k3 1 year ago
I wonder if it's a stretch to say that LPers like BillyMC make up for the awful ones.
ThunderFlarz 1 year ago
@ThunderFlarz It gives people stuff to watch that isnt complete shit, Billy makes Youtube a better place, it isnt much of a strech
Acestrike69 1 year ago
Billy's the fucking man.
Notokayipromise 1 year ago
Billy makes me smile.
Dogletta 1 year ago
Billy just turned 24 on the 10th of November. They grow up so fast...
Rogueofmv 1 year ago 7
@Rogueofmv Oh my god really!?! <3 Such a sweet young boy he is, god bless you Billy.
FinalGamerJames 1 year ago
0:27 I said "You're in college!?" At exactly the same time. lol
QuilavaKing 1 year ago 3
Zant83 the rectum eater
MrDirka27 1 year ago
they grow up so fast...and dumb like the author
KobraXP 1 year ago
Notice in all of the BillyMC videos, hes never had a fireflower.
steveharley0345 1 year ago 8
@steveharley0345 It's because he either loses the mushroom or dies before he can catch one. :)
DenOfVipers 1 year ago
The Yoshi's Safari LP Billy's referring to, I believe, is the one by arclad84.
He's the only LPer I know that's done that game.
ilikethecoke 1 year ago
Your gonna go far Billy. Your gonna go far...
Scorpiondesu 1 year ago
Bitches don't know 'bout mah Billy.
Soragan 1 year ago
I wonder if anyone else is shouting "C'mon Billy!" everytime he dies or gets hit.
DD2225 1 year ago
I always thought it was lah-key-too
cannonwe2 1 year ago
@cannonwe2 I thought it was a lah-key-too too
FrenzySliver 1 year ago
7:41-WAH WAH!
Freezingred2 1 year ago
@Freezingred2 What was that, @Freezingred2? What was wah wah? You're regressing again, son.
keitsukenx 9 months ago
LAY OFF ME I'M PLAYING MARIO
I just got this wondeful image of the Hulk hunched over on a couch holding an NES controller
ZoomingDakota 1 year ago 3
@ZoomingDakota BILLY PLAYS AS HE PLEASES
EthVortexShield 1 year ago
By the time he get to the A B C D levels he'll be undead.
obacat 1 year ago 2
Ah, yes, the popular Yoshi's Safari Let's Play.
PaperMario15 1 year ago
BILLY HAS BALLS OF STEEL
MrSpazDoctor 1 year ago 4
Imagine these 2 making commentary on every pokemon episode, thatd be a fucking turning point in comedy history.
antisadism 1 year ago
And, to quote Pipes from the Freelance Astronauts:
"ONLY CHUMPS GET CHOMPY-PLANTED!"
FinalGamerJames 1 year ago
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lma0er 1 year ago
Man you guys sound like Coach McGuirk
SuperGlucose 1 year ago 2
Come on Diabetus and Slowbeef! Revive the Billy saga with new videos!
xplay108 1 year ago 7
billy is like ****ing conan the barbarian! ask him whats best in life!
bludeborne 1 year ago
Billy <3
MidnightZeto 1 year ago
billy's heart is more fragile then a bunny rabbit lol
tailsdollfan13 1 year ago
BILLY, GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM!
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago 3
Billy! WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY?
ZippyZoober 1 year ago 2
You know, I'm convinced that each world of the Billy saga really does, in some metaphorical sense, represents a stage of his life.
typomanbros 1 year ago
aw come on billy its ok :)
GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM!!!!
monstyrman 2 years ago 6
"Oh Billy..."
*70's-Style Themetune.*
wedgeff7 2 years ago 5
everyone subscribe to billy :p
FireJigglypuff2310 2 years ago
poor poor billy.... sniff....
educationnotright 2 years ago
Laquitos are delicious.
Rogueofmv 2 years ago 21
I want to marry Billy.
CharismaticAcesHigh 2 years ago 3
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College? No fucking way, I call bullshit
TBSnerd 2 years ago
BILLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU
Wraithseer 2 years ago 9
Billy, have you been drinking?
yoshatayoshi0 2 years ago 11
BiiIIIIIIILLLLLYYYYYY!!!
Natendo64 2 years ago 15
If Billy doesn't get his act together they're gonna cut BILLY in half.
GruntKilla420 2 years ago 2
BILLY
AidenLS 2 years ago
"I shouldn't worry that much, it's only a game, I shouldn't get so fustrat-OHHH FUCK YES!!! 5000!!! Did you all fucking see that?! Thank god!!"
God, we love you Billy
Cooliespy345 2 years ago 219
This has been flagged as spam show
Everyone likes the retarded kids.
originosity 2 years ago
at 1:44 i swear the mountain was frowning
huntershelbybradd 2 years ago 13
I'll Get that Jose Lakito for you billy haha..
omg those lakitu jokes killed me
DaBombShelta 2 years ago 9
You guys sound like a great radio talk show of randomness like opie and anthony.
SeventhRisk 2 years ago 3
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StreiBullet 2 years ago
wow, i love that joke! very funny, and interesting! i'm gonna be laughin to myself all day because of this, thanks streibullet for your amazing joke!
hvylobster 2 years ago
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Classism. Bravo.
Apparently, the pencil-necked childish turds who made this video hadn't worked a day in their life.
SuperGuyincognito 2 years ago
How do you know? Have you ever asked them what they do for a living?
BackgroundBailey 2 years ago
i think billy has a paer route cause thats the only job that wont interfere with his game full time
p3ngu1n48 2 years ago
lol this is like mystery science theater 3000
good show
GeneralcornrowWalice 2 years ago 4
You should really consider properly ending the Billy saga by riffing on his last Lost Levels LP video.
At the end of said video he said that Mario is gonna buy Viagra. At first I thought Billy is gonna buy some which could fit to the "Billy rapidly ages while doing a LP" theory.
Dkostuj2 2 years ago 17
GO BILLY GO!
Roykidsego 2 years ago
Is that Dave-O or Slowbeef in the background?
Polterguist666 2 years ago
Aw, he's so adorable. ^_^
TakeV 2 years ago 3
YEAHHHH BILLY.
goblin512 2 years ago 4
I can not get enough of Billy and his slight, unaddressed autism
coolcat644 2 years ago 23
=O PAPER BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
duncantepw3ner 2 years ago 2
Go Billy!
Pertalent 2 years ago 3
Billy can deliver my papers anytime!
Zelnicek1 2 years ago 14
Knowing Billy he would though the paper though your window four or five times before he got one to the step.
go311 2 years ago 10
what are you talking about billy would have crashed his bike and somehow caught on fire 5 houses before he got to yours
Sachems49 2 years ago 10
nah, hed save state 'til he got it right.
duude1991 2 years ago 4
It's like "I want to be the guy" around 4 minutes
Brainstrain 2 years ago 4
Billy for President - some day
glukkglukk 2 years ago 5
Oh Billy
tmontana213 2 years ago 2
Daniel-san would be proud.
yoduh1112 2 years ago 16
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I beat this game like over 30 times and I was 8-16.
RRDVRfan 2 years ago
Why hasn't Billy become an internet meme by now?
BackgroundBailey 2 years ago 21
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Is he fucking devoid of any skill?
Chavtheworld 2 years ago
Billy stopped delivering papers after he got tired of the Grim Reaper chasing him in the last block.
MrNobodysPinealGland 2 years ago 48
Billy is my BFFF... extra F for... extra fun. |D
Mooklette 2 years ago 6
Billy bless you man :)
TakerRules4Eva 2 years ago 3
Billy is the world's most likeable youtuber.
kutterkirby 2 years ago 18
BILLYMC MUTHA FUCKA!!
Chatetris 2 years ago 3
BILLYS BACK MUTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!
ShadowZidane4 2 years ago 4
This is by far their best.
Polterguist666 3 years ago 3
no, billy's a good boy, he'll never fall into such a crowd as World of Warcraft
scumlander 3 years ago 29
I can't stop laughing at 7:37
"Waa Waa, what was that Billy? What was Waa Waa? You're regressing again son."
t1ckt0ck2k 3 years ago 19
I've watched all the Billy videos backwards and it's compelling its like discovering the already discoverd, like watching Billy un-age back into a child and crawl back into the womb. Billy compells me.
Koppens7 3 years ago 21
This is exactly what I've been doing. I hope we get more Billy videos in the future.
Henroidt 3 years ago 13
This has been flagged as spam show
There is a reason why BillyMC is among the most commonly targeted users for a retsupurae.
Mikodite 3 years ago
He's not a target!!!.....he's a hero.....
SuziG23 3 years ago 25
This is where the Legend of Billy takes a dark turn where he is temped by the dark side of LPing and has to make a difficult choice.
7hat1guy 3 years ago 34
he grew up soo fast
Axewhipe 3 years ago 3
have you guys heard of OverTheGun? he has playthroughs that make me fucking scream at my monitor...
kingmajin 3 years ago
The biggest what the fuck of my life. He's in college?!
LaughingThesaurus 3 years ago 8
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you must have a boring life.
robotzrus 3 years ago
I never said it was the most exciting thing that I've seen. I just can't believe this guy's in college.
LaughingThesaurus 3 years ago 2
whats up with the mario in this vid he just slides across the floor :S
mickyhodge 3 years ago
The framerate of the capture doesn't record the frames of Mario's legs moving, so it just looks like he's skidding along the floor Ferris Bueller style.
WilliWowza 3 years ago
He wants to get to world 5? Real big gambler, this Billy.
AnnoyingAssassin 3 years ago 8
is the game that he playing, the actual lost levels, or a ROM hack?
Aginor27 3 years ago
its the actual game
UnmotivatedSlacker 3 years ago
Something tells me Billy isn't smart enough to use a ROM hack.
DaGoulian 3 years ago 2
save state save state save state dark side... save tate save state complete...
Grammaton485 3 years ago 4
Hearts on fire, strong desire.
Sye909 3 years ago 5
I wish Billy would play Paper Boy.
Rocky183 3 years ago 19
Never give up Billy!
PankeymanProductions 3 years ago 7
billy, you give joy.
k0j03 3 years ago
10,000 views
JoeBobJimboXBL 3 years ago
I need more Billy.
Gamewitzer 3 years ago
Please keep tabs on Billy.
BackgroundBailey 3 years ago
He sounded so disappointed in missing that fire flower...
highwind256 3 years ago 2
Billy, why? D:
sasuke0213 3 years ago 5
I like Billy. He's really charismatic. He has a nice, personal style that retsuprae apparently fell for too.
ConservativeCat 3 years ago 73
Lakido sounds like some martial art that's either incredibly nerdy or incredibly awesome.
TellKenzine 3 years ago 10
The reason he's so afraid of those hammer brothers is because he imagines them as the kids who throw rocks at him on his paper route.
atrocity3010 3 years ago 20
Oh Billy. :(
wanderingknitter 3 years ago 2
My fort has cannons for a reason, paperboy.
emperor20 3 years ago
Lukidooouws!
ObiMace 3 years ago
It is sad about the paper route, thing, however... You can't be a paperBOY. In order to get a route, which ranges from 250-1200 homes per route, you need a license to drive, and the ability to pick up 10-50 bundles of papers that weigh 30-50 pounds each.
Out of all ways to use your college Friday nights, though... Damn, that makes it sadder.
Aside from that, I always enjoy it when you pay Billy a visit.
Demonia105 3 years ago
paperboy apologist spotted
Idnagh 3 years ago 19
I actually used to assist the Manager of one of the depots, with all the paperwork that doesn't get delivered.
Of course, this was also a little insight. Most paper'boys' can snap you in half if they've been with that job for at least half a year.
Demonia105 3 years ago
BADBOY PAPERBOY!
NaziJesus 3 years ago
You have to be buff in order to survive getting chased by massive dogs and swarms of bees every day
MutsumiOtohime78 3 years ago 7
Damn billy...your the best! OMG I FINALLY BEAT LEVEL 4-3 30 MINUTES LATER!! *huff huff*
WiiMii24 3 years ago
Oh my god.. I need to stop watching these. I nearly suffocated from laughter just now. If you're having breathing problems, please do not watch these videos. XD
BikdipOnABus 3 years ago
...We should tell Billy to get a controller. >>;
Omio9999 3 years ago 3
What was that, Billy? What was "wah wah"?
Microfoot 3 years ago 4
And you know what the sad thing is?
It took Billy two more videos to beat castle 4.
fatman50000 3 years ago
That Mr. Lakitu is a real ball buster about having the papers delivered on time.
darkchiron 3 years ago 14
You know what the sad thing is, though...
most paper boys are adults. And apparently it's good money, they say.
fatman50000 3 years ago 3
My dad was one for a while.....no.
skyrobotv 3 years ago
That probably means your dad was screwing up on the job.
fatmanfiftythousand 2 years ago
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a bit too many paper route jokes
jeremycarrier 3 years ago