Dylan Moran - Monster CZ [6/9]

[MsLadydude]

Don't think I've ever laughed as much as I did at the French part!

[TopDog69]

Can never tell if he says "farts" or "farce" - not sure which I'd find funnier.

[xav5421]

@xmidnightpoisonx It is a special cigarette brand you can only get from certain places in Europe mainly France, they generally don't have so much of the chemicals in them as other cigarettes, they are just more 'pure'. They are the only brand I smoke.

[Xdaywalker666X]

@xmidnightpoisonx

I think he said 'a Gitane'. That's the second largest French cigarette brand.

[AnnatarYoung]

I know no other comedian who tells the audience to shut up and stop it when they applaud him.

[freespirit875z]

I love how he tries to say Protestantism :)

[warbot50]

@freespirit875z Check out the subtitles at that part of the video =D

[nallain]

"Stuff's gonna happen..."

The whole Catholic church summed up.

[superhamzah85]

If you're gonna die make a fuckin' niiiice cake.

My newly adopted philosophy.

[SalParadise1947]

Who the hell dislikes this???????????



[Piquarian]

Vhat vas I thinkingg!!

[walker89]

EGGS! I ASK YOU!!! THEY"RE NOT EVEN A FOOD!!!

They're just farts clothed in substance!!

cried with laughter...

[MSpaintISmySHIT]

"your work is so derivative, because you copy mine and mine is shit to begin with!"

[stratocaster1986able]

Love Dylan's random wittisism.

[6shqip6tar6]

Wow! Thumbs up if you're from Skrovovia, Vivonia or Gerovia!

[Gilad11235]

go Jewish :D

[goth9ever]

best french impression i have ever heard ^^

[darkprose]

"So, I respect all the differences, but I'd say that if you believe in any of them, you're a moron." LOL 

[slurpeeday]

"cheese-eating surrender monkeys" came from the simpsons(american tv show), the administration wasn't clever enough to come up with that.

[darkprose]

@slurpeeday Good catch. You're right.

[222nietzsche]

"If you're gonna die make a fuckin nice cake!"

[hughGwilly]

"you know, mainly in the word"

HAHAHAHAHA

[MrIrishSte]

"Farts clothed in substance".

[wikstroem93]

- You know I'm very thirsty.

- Yes, but I'm quiet tall.

[mmmagus]

*munching my last pieces of the boiled radiators*

new europe!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

[LetMeReturnTheFavour]

no not naked, naked from the waste down, to emphasize their nakeidity xD LOL

[shadowstalker1120]

I always get a kick out of people who say that you'll go to Hell for the smallest transgression, like blasphemy or aethism. If these are the people that are going to Hell then Heaven is going to be fucking boring! All the funniest and most creative people have questioned religion and therefore, will be waiting in Hell for the rest of us that think logically. :)

[peanutshooo]

skrovovia is a shit country

[TheMetalfreak360]

If u like/love Dylan Moran, then u need to watch Bill Bailey. ALSO watch the Black Books series. The funniest serie that Dylan and Bill are in. XD

[reesyboyo]

@TheMetalfreak360 black books = pure hilarity, especially when they try to teach a nutter gang member to read xD

[Fishlights]

What?

[Regisek1]

Camon i now wat you dit.. :D

[Regisek1]

Whatz iam zinking, itz f*cking rubbizh, my god, i kand belived, i ete my pantigz..! :-D

[bandTHEMOST]

sem rád že sou u toho ty český titulky :D jinak, je to fakt největší prdel

[Mattoxicator]

I 'ate my paintings, I 'ate them!

I 'ate your paintings too!

You ate my paintings!?

[unusuallyunusual4]

oh god, the whole french couple bickering over paintings, breakfast and sex, i just about died laughing lol.

[lynchc45]

is aoibheann liom na fraincis

[aireun]

for all you religious faggots that say i'm going to hell for lack of belief, at least this guy will be there too.

[hrhgsl33]

but it wont be funny there !!!!!!!

[aireun]

yeah it will

[MissPsychoB]

I resent that, I'm from one of those Skrovovia-Vivonia-Gerovia type places. :P Well, among the better-off ones, but still in that grouping in Europe. I mean, I've seen jam before... :P But our politicians may as well be tractors, to be honest.

It's still funny as hell though. :D

[19dec1981]

im from Skrovovia as well and i love your country :)

and i LOOOOVE Dylan Moran

[MissPsychoB]

Haha, thank you, I love my country too! Dylan really hits the nail on the head with regards to stereotypes though. Just recently, a "western" friend of mine came over for a visit, and before he came, some of his friends back home asked him if we had minced meat here! I was offended and thoroughly amused. :P

[19dec1981]

well i've been to your country twice now and its amazing. the people are great and i had great fun.

i'll be there again this year as i will be traveling to bosnia

[MissPsychoB]

Oh, awesome, well have fun when you come over then. We likes us some visitors! :D Hopefully, some day, I'll drop by your country too. ;)

[Kgv1]

"They are hoping one day to see a picture of a pot of jam",,,

(now that sounds familiar Dylan living out here in Germany)

[wrightherewrightnow9]

"Where you from, exactly?"

"I dunno, I'm Eurotrash, shudup!"

LOVE DYLAN!

[DonDigi88]

- Kill them all!

- That's fine!

;oD

[alaskaozzy]

There just farts coated in substance! hahahaha

[epleterte]

what was i zinking????

[Turniphead0]

thanks so much for putting these vids up man

[SoJuiceySoWeedy]

cheese eating surrender monkeys hahahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha

[PrincessAmy777]

I can't find 7/9.

GRRRRR.

[hynn3k]

just open my profile and there it is ;)

[LI4AnimeMan]

@PrincessAmy777

does anyone else see the star trek reference in this comment?

[PrincessAmy777]

@LI4AnimeMan Unitnentional, but excellent. :D

[woodstock2204]

a boulangerie, which is fun to go into and to say, even.

i couldn't love this guy more if i tried.

[THFOBMCRlover]

You ate my patings?! O=

[Seccrenicche]

i'm star-VING!

[londoncalling043]

your guna die make a fuckin nice cake

[XxINPAINxX]

haha even my toenails hurt im so sore haha

[woodstock2204]

come on.. you know you want it!