Dell Commercial "All I want for Christmas"

[reaverfc]

wow old school xD dell dude

[YourGuyTix]

Check out what "Steven" is up to these days..... /watch?v=GFtNjDAdRbk

[mishaemanoil]

from your son...

Steven

[IndustrialCake]

Can you imagine getting an $848 Christmas present from your parents?

[Luk37astic]

lol gray computers.

[joru100]

mom... dad - it's me, steve. i need you to bail me out of jail.

[SuperComputerdork]

or you can buy a mac for $999 and it has a drive built in and 2.4 or more GHz intel core i5 or i7 procecesser. It comes with free internet access forever and free im, chat, and more. Comes with the worlds most advanced operating system and the capabiltlty to run windows on it too for free!

[wilhamlin]

@SuperComputerdork Woah slow down there. First that commercial was from the 90's, when i5s and i7s weren't even thought of. Unless you live in certain countries, internet isn't free, i.m. and chat are free anyway. OS X isn't the most advanced OS in the world. It's less secure than Windows and is very limited when it comes how much software it can run. And running Windows isn't free, bootcamp may be free but you need a full retail version. (and saying you can run another OS doesn't make it better

[94XJ]

@SuperComputerdork Free internet access forever, huh? Interesting.

[benshivd]

AOL ! lol



[mychokehold]

$849? fuck my life

[fgromov]

man can i swap out my i7 quad for a pentium 3?

[galacticaphantome]

@datascatter P3's were never fast to begin with, even during it's time. Not when you compared them to Powerpc's G4 or AMD Athlons, both processors being far superior to the P3.

[galacticaphantome]

God... Pentium 3's were fucking slow... Thank god Intel lasted long enough to get to the Core Duo.

[billy1496]

"i even cleared space for it"

[pbrad08]

Pentium III!? Holy S***! Get me one!

[chasleshea92]

How many people looked this up because of the E special?

[davvvideos]

His dad must have said:no!!!!!!!!

[eitrig]

DVD UPGRADE OMG

[JohnnyMidnight1]

Dude, you're going to jail!!!!

[Jumpybeaver]

@JohnnyMidnight1 Dude you're getting a cell.

[Gressauddo]

"Mom, Dad......I need money for more pot."

[carson0524]

Back when not all computers played dvd's lol

[jonvincent12]

Mom, dad: He's gay.

[RyanEmbry667]

@jonvincent12 Maybe that's why he needs the computer...so he can connect to the internet and expand his library of gay porn!!

[pajamagirl123]

@jonvincent12 no he isn't...there's an interview you can find on here where he's explain how there's ANOTHER Ben Curtis that does gay porn, and the fact that they have the same name keeps THIS Ben from getting some jobs.

[tigerboy1227]

gosh that is expensive, for that amount you can get a pretty good computer today

[Hal20062b]

Around 1999, right?

[jwgreek8606]

Due I'm getting a dell!

[jman454100]

Pentium 3. I Just barfed.

Only One Year MSN?!?!?!?!?

Mine is unlimited. Stupid, and little space for a fat computer.

[JxT1957]

windows vista is only $298 at walmart

[mrbisshie]

Oh shit free dvd-rom!

[gogos1234567890]

OMG a whole year of MSN!!!

[Hellhelium11231995]

@The096757 why so racist?

[TechyXbox360COD]

Wow pentium III 2006

[girlstorm09]

wow thats expensive for a desktop!!! and im sure if you gave a teen a computer like that these days they would be highly disappointed and annoyed:P

[805resident]

God he's cute!

[Yellowpickle23]

$849??? Is that really how much PC's were back then?

[PowerOnezieCo]

@Yellowpickle23 lol... back then.. ha ikr i looked at the computer on the flyer and im like... woah!! look at that dinosaur!!

[coolcustomer13]

whoa retro

[22latino]

Oh, My, Gosh! 'Steve' is a cutie. I fell in love with this commercial when it first aired & am still smitten with Steve to this day.

Wish Ben Curtis wasn't fired because he really sold his character by doing 'research' to improve his performance :)))

[charleshdowns]

Hottie!

[moznico]

"Anywho" right on...lol. I say that a lot and people expect me to say "Anyway!" but I say "Anywho" lol little stuff like that makes me laugh.

[thisUNisrandom]

What's a Pentium III? Lol... When the P4 came out, I had a little nerdgasm.

[templetonbob]

Ok Dell, at what point did you think Steve wasn't on Weed...? Seriously he was stoned in this commercial

[The096757]

@templetonbob

now they got all ugly ass niggers in commercials. where is this guy now?

[drevsdre9]

@The096757 lol@more internet muscles

you're an idiot

[Edge0fPain]

I love how fast tech gets cheap and how stuff becomes obsolete so quickly.

Now I have this for over £380 less:

Quad core Phenom ii X4 955 BE socket AM3

ati radeon hd 5770 1GB (800 stream processors)

4GB DDR3 RAM.

1 Terabyte SATA 2 7200 RPM Hard Drive.

And in 10 years or so I'll look back and be like

"wow that's terrible for the price"

[TheIpwnutvchannel]

I bought a refurbished macbook for that price and it's 2.13ghz 2gb ram 160gb of harddrive and a intel core duo processor.

[z3Ndix]

DO WANT!

[bakanbi]

this dude went to high school a couple a miles from me. Our schools were football rivals check out Baylor vs, Rhea County.

[kazanyemmi]

did drive wasn't all that much free when the ad they made months before this was $100 less haahah

[Lawdrun]

Holy shit! Pentium 3, that's awesome man. Will it run crysis?

[str8road]

@Lawdrun LOL! That's pretty funny! Pentium 3 was so long before Crysis! Will it run SLI? LOL

[YouKilledYourMaster]

@Lawdrun Use native resolution

[samhainaz]

i think its stupid htat he got fired for weed. theres plenty of actors who do that.

[LumenexOfficial]

dude, i'm getting a mac.

[Daniel55556]

@LumenexOfficial dude your fucked

[BirdmanGTP]

dude im gettin a dell

[GlcHclan]

intel pentium 3, 1 year of free msn access, and a free dvd rom upgrade???!! holy shit sign me up!!!

[cellphonesrock76]

LOL that's something I would so do !!! Dad.. All I want for Christmas is a Dell.. LOL

[Mrking813]

Straight POTHEAD

[MasterAdam100]

@Mrking813 He did get caught with cannabis which is why they took him off.

[tipofmytongue1024]

UPDATE: Steven is still living in his Mom's basement.

[mrbisshie]

Dood you're getting a cell!

[Jerry4050]

I forgot how stupid this guy looks

[TotalDousche]

god damn thats expensive. shitty computer too.

[Slacktoo]

wow even back then they were too chicken to say christmas in tv commercials

[tangypanda]

@Slacktoo Well maybe because they were marketing to people who were buying gifts for Chanukah, Solstice, EDI, and Kwanzaa. The world does not revolve around the celebration of Jesus.

[Slacktoo]

@tangypanda Umm... this kid is obviously celebrating Christmas, but they were still too chicken to just say it

[klinky]

@Slacktoo

Oh Christmas, yes that Pagan holiday that the Christians took over and relabeled "Jesus Birthday Day". Nothing says Jesus like decorating a pine tree?? Uhh what?

[Slacktoo]

@klinky Ah the token pagan speel. Yes, I know Christmas is heavily influenced by pagan festivals, and I'm a freaking atheist. But the holiday 98% of people celebrate today, including me as an atheist, is Christmas. Jews/other religious comprise of less than 2% of the population, and none of their holidays are even near December 25, the day these ads count down to. Don't believe me? Go look up religion statistics.

[klinky]

@Slacktoo

Why get your panties in a wad over then? Just because the majority goes one way, does that mean everyone else should be left in the cold? Also your figures are way off, non-christian/non-religious border more around 17% of the United States. Even if your 2% were correct, that's still 7,000,000 people. Why exclude potential customers? Before you say "money/materialism isn't what x-mas is about", then perhaps you're really out to lunch. That's pretty much all x-mas is now.

[Slacktoo]

@klinky They're the ones getting their panties in a wad over it, they're making the effort to avoid mentioning what everyone else knows they're talking about: Christmas. And yes my figures are correct, but so are yours. 16% of Americans ARE non-Christian, but almost all of those are atheists/agnostics/non-denomin­ationally spiritual instead of from other religions, and they celebrate Christmas. Surveys indicate 96% of Americans celebrate it, I can show you the links if you want. And yes, mone...

[Slacktoo]

@klinky ..... (part 2) money and materialism ARE what Christmas is about these days, remember, I'm an atheist, I don't believe in that supernatural Jesus hogwash and neither do a good chunk of people who celebrate the federal holiday. It's a cultural holiday that anyone can celebrate, and they do. A lot of non-practicing Muslins and Jews I know celebrate it, it's a family holiday. It's not a curse word, which is why it pisses me off when they treat it like one in ads like this.

[BoilerByBlood]

@tangypanda True... but just like the corny saying says: Jesus is the reason for the season.

[losingiswinning]

Such a great performance!

[ninaelle2003]

remember when to use the internet you had to have a phone line? and when VHS still beat DVDs in sales? it was only like 10 years ago crazy that i remember this

[wowcrazy70]

didnt this guy kill himself?

[SlightyDisturbedNBK]

@wowcrazy70 No, he is still alive.

[Isntthisalreadytaken]

Wow. I completely forgot that MSN was an ISP.

[astronoman11]

DUDE YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL! o wait that happened already lol!

[MrWer1138]

was anybody realy suprized when he got poped for pot?

[anusquam]

isnt this the guy who got caught smoking some weed?

[irulethe70s]

RU serious?!?! dell sucks!

[vwestlife]

Anyhoo...

[marsunderscorefenix]

why would he even THINK about getting a dell? srsly?

[PhantomLyric]

Ashton Kutcher's little brother was super excited, wasn't he??

[jstarr21]

It's incredible how obsolete that computer is!!!

[talldude123]

@jstarr21 it could run Windows 7

[andru64]

im buying a new hp dv6, and already customized it, and paying 913 with tax and everything,

im looking at other options, is there any good dell laptops???? a good one that i can customize and pay around the same im paying for the hp??? just curious, like i said, looking at other options before i buy the HP thanks

[alexweb8]

After trying HP, I would never go back to Dell. Some of their new ones look cool though.

[ultradude25]

Who in their right mind would want a Dell?

[Tr0llsNeverDie]

@ultradude25 i want a dell. A dell pickle.. heh heh get it...dell pickle.. ahhh.

[LucasAzazer]

Wow! You can't do crud with a Pentium 3 Processor anymore. Just wow. xD

[bullseye1401]

he's a retard

[Newtwist75]

Stoner actually.Thats why he aint doing the ads no more.

[fetymann]

wow! a DVD-ROM.. does that mean I can burn DVDs???

[CyberSpectrumND]

Damn I miss those days, shit, fml

[kaveenr1]

@CyberSpectrumND i had the same thing

[diamondj1979]

@CyberSpectrumND me too!! I feel old...

[drewgarrett]

Wow- I remember those commercials like they were a year ago. Was awesome technology then- seems just lame now.

[LocoYoFla]

A DVD drive in the late 90's??!!? I thought they weren't common till 2000 and later

[BJORT]

My pc died within like a year

[fetymann]

dude that like sucks

[mongo13times]

BJORT Just buy this Dell computer which includes a monitor,speakers and keboard for just $849, which is awesome!

[HeartAttackMan74]

and with 128 MB that will crash your computer if you try to run the AOL browser!

[wyattbbb]

lol you know hes fuckin baked when he said steve lol

[alphaman87]

damn this seems like it wasnt even that long ago. 850 dollars for that clunkey piece of junk? wow

[GfCommando]

i still have Dell pc. Pentium 2, 128 MB RAM, Video Card (Didnt find it). The interesting part is that it still works. Maybe in few years someone will take it to museum :D

[SGMD84]

lol @ the stone age computer

[victshot]

@SGMD84 Seriously dude.

[nhodgeman01091973]

stupid guy

[hobgoblinlkjfdsa]

too bad he died

[tboy24]

Ben Curtis didn't die! He got arrested in 2003 for possession of weed.

[hobgoblinlkjfdsa]

Ben Curtis 1980-2009 RIP

[alphaman87]

he really did die. he hung himself with the cords from that worthless computer

[Ditherliss]

Dell is really only good for businesses and email computers. If you plan on running anything other then IE then build something you stupid faggot =3

Ah, I remember this commercial...

[hapidjus69]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

[xtreme404]

bring back memories where did you get this? lol

[cfm1320]

hahaha, free dvd upgrade.

[jikester]

Those were cute commercials. Better than those stupid Mac and PC commercials Apple runs today.

[bilawalfbi]

$60

[vickersfan]

dayum $849?!?!? u can get a pc for $300 now lol. how old is this?!?

[lhowe24]

that was a fake commercial but, dell would've made that cuz dell sucks ass

[Revolution5970]

That's not a fake commercial, asshat. I remember it well enough. It was on TV a lot.

[lhowe24]

okay well it still sucks ass dell sucks

[KintambosVideoBlog]

@lhowe24 mhhhmmm iknow dats right logan!

[Jrhoney]

@Revolution5970 Ah nostalgia :D

[buzzlewie]

Where is he now?

[Hal20062b]

What year was this?

[Hal20062b]

I believe it was 2001.

[LorelaiLeigh]

If he doesn't have a computer... what'd he edit this on? hahaha. Linear editing?

jokess.

[TheChocolateSun]

if i were his parents: I'd shit in a bag on christmas day and hand it to him ,when done i would yell "happy holidays"

[GetOFFmyNUTZuDOUCHE]

over-actor!

[Gackra]

Dude, you're getting a taco

[LAZAY727]

bring him back, dell was at their peak during these commercials.

[thename]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME!

[wretchedstare]

@LAZAY727 Yep I miss them to, bring back Ben Curtis!

[scottieman2]

Lay off the drugs, dude.

[Mafia1779]

Dumbass got busted for having fairy dust lmao

[HaMicah87]

Ben Is such an awesome guy. I hang out with him on occassion, hes really a great person. Very nice too.

[keelinxxmarie]

I MET HIM! XD

[DrSurprise]

"mom, dad, its me steve! i need you to bail me out of jail for posession of weed!"

[cenasgay9111]

hahahahahahaha

[BakerSkater1995]

mom...dad...HEY! its me steve xD

[eLLriDe420]

lol. he was at a 420 party in la, he smokes more weed then i do lol.

[billjesusgates]

drug junkies like you should be killed.

[eLLriDe420]

hehehe most would disagrreeeee. its not a frug, its a flower; old ass mofo you probably dont hve friends, nor get pussy. fucking loser

[billjesusgates]

do the world a favor and commit suicide. i will dance on your grave, son.

[eLLriDe420]

dont be an asshole. nobody likes assholes. potheads arnt causing any harm, so it shouldnt bother you. be yourself, live how you want. and dont be mean, people walk away from people like you

[kaiyaxrawr]

i remember this!

[dollhouseAli]

Does he remind anyone else of Devin Sawa as Sean in SLC Punk? The looks, mannerisms, everything... hmm.

[Suroki]

What a giant homo toolbag.

[DAEGause07]

haha i miss steve.

[JDay3000]

Wow. How did people NOT see the marijuana thing coming?

[joetotheo12]

lmao he forgot his name

[jesusfreakrkg]

"happy holidays"?? does he really not know whether or not his parents celebrate Christmas or Hanukkah? really?

[Pyrocrash6927]

You're going to go online to buy a computer D:

(I know some people buy more than one computer jeez it's a joke)

[JBsaywhat]

haha

aw, I miss him :p

[gigga747]

$849 for a Pentium III ??

..., now these PC cost 40 Dlls.

[BLCvideos]

hehe funny

[Redsack90]

lol dude is baked out of his mind

[RobinKaja]

Dell sucks.

[FrostGibbon]

dellfag

[fiend08797]

This guy was awesome, so 90's, damn I miss it all

[calsonicSTi]

i think it was early 2000's

[kentmc]

this was 2002 or 03, your dumber then a kid getting excited over a dell

[fiend08797]

@kentmc

I'm dumb? I think you meant "You're". Ass munch :)