Fish Murder!

[peapeeman]

my goldfish died ( 2011 - 2011) his name was bubbles... we made him sushi :P

[jcinfection]

says quietly eyyya no you can fuck me lmao

[Tigerpuffer]

Uhh... I think Fluffee got a little sidetracked with the whole cop-pretending-the-guy-killed-­a-person thing xD

[lagoonablue110]

YEA STABED IT WITH YOUR D@#%

[SynnisterSpyder]

tattoos airnt cheap. she prolly just wants the money lol

[applemonkey114]

@SynnisterSpyder where were you going with airnt,aint or arent

[OMBIC]

FISH FUKER :)

[legacyismyself]

my fish is blue... lol

[themousemaster]

Is it wrong i laughed the whole way through?

[willyFF7]

@themousemaster nah he makes bad/sad stories hilarious which is great xD you're perfectly normal for laughing your ass off from people and pets dying in fluffeetalks! :D

[themousemaster]

@willyFF7 fluffee is a legend XD

[SageZane560]

@MadaraPeinNaruto Bettas includes females too, but yeah i know what you mean. I have a blackfire halfmoon, yeah that bitch was expensive...

[themousemaster]

@SageZane560 haha i got a blue mustard halfmoon female, most expensive fish i've ever had and she's got clinical swimbladder so she's pretty expensive to care for i wish the damned pet stores would do their jobs.

[kittenzarecuteable]

Im a Justin Bieber murderer.... yea ur welcome.

[dqksep28jr]

lol

[xBrandon2236x]

your dead good

[KarinaRockss]

I have a betta fish :o

[fallenflamester223]

LOL

[WanaPlayDrums98]

WHATS A BETA FISH?

[303Recon]

@WanaPlayDrums98 a little fish there kinda cool my cousin has two one killed the other you can buy them at walmart

[ayomarco1]

hahaha " oh so i should stab u then" "um no u can fuck me" haha funny

[chesse777]

mabye he was blind and he uses smell as a sense of direction :P

[zacreea]

my mom killed my beta fish :'(

[303Recon]

@zacreea y

[IBroughtTheHorizon23]

dude, fish murderer is ugly..he looks like a guy who would get off on killing fish....but hells yeah, she fucked his nose up xD

[pizzasnail98]

I remember when i was like 5 years old i took my big sister's fishes and flushed them down the toilet cus i thought they was trapped in the aquarium lol^^

[101britta]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT "FISH MURDER! FISHMUREDER!" LOL

[baller044]

brah funniest shit, "why would you want a fish tat?" "so you can remember the time you got the shit beat out of you" lol!

[lukasschjodt]

you know.... fish dont feel pain the samme way as we do it. thats why a shark are great killers. like:" oh that guy does taste good. but whats is that stick spraying fire and metal in my face?" they do feel pain the same way as being touched

[thecutecookie100]

the dude didnt wanna breakup from this woman....and apparently the fish too...

[MarzFLoveS]

stabbed by ur dick ! ;)

[guy5253]

211 people got stabbed with a dick



[marrr1mbanator]

dude?!?!

[rimrimz]

hold down 2 ,then 4 and then 0 lollll HUMANNN FISHHH!!!

[KatieisLive]

I love fish! thats so wrong theyre innocent): also I have betta fish 3 years still strong! ya Carlos!

[MrPneumonia]

press 5, once says your press 9!!! LOL

[hiphopcroaks24]

yah stabbed it with your dick

[TheSpartan1024]

hold down both 5 and 9 for two different laser rifle fluffays!

[Wisper714]

Reaction: Fuckin funny

[faithfully217]

My one of my best friends preformed an surgery on a fish..stiches and all...

[RDawgsuperpro1996]

Really? I had a Beta fish for 5 years before it died. :) his name was flouder.

[dethklok68]

@RDawgsuperpro1996 i had a beta fish for 6 weeks... 6 BEATS 5 BEACHT!!

[RDawgsuperpro1996]

@dethklok68 One upped!!! D:>

[dethklok68]

@RDawgsuperpro1996 HAHAHA >:D u can borrow his magic food :I it'll get u to a six too.... ignore the skulls and the "WARNING:this is poison dumbass!" labeled in the back

[ilovetodraw555]

@RDawgsuperpro1996 ok wtf is a beta fish lol

[ttt1098]

@RDawgsuperpro1996 yeah i had one for 2 or 3 years

[ThunderousDuck]

@RDawgsuperpro1996 mine lived for 1 year and his name was really squishy

[star2229girl]

why would you stab a fish?

[DinoGirl500]

my IT teacher accused a boy of murdering his goldfish and eating it....weird.......

[PirateDuckyy]

dude she should put that tattoo on her crotch!!

[marrr1mbanator]

what the fuckin shitty fuck

[BlueSmurfs2345]

I didn't fuck it......I only stabbed it......

[Scrubs141]

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE WITH A BEANIE FLUFFEE!? I gots to know! He's like Double D from Ed, Edd, & Eddy and it's pissing me off!!

[cjsworld9000]

my question is how did he manage to stab this fish, he took a fish and jabed around in the rocks like 100 TIMES before he got a hit?

[gunsrfun4us]

This vid was right before my birthday, Thumbs up? ^^

[thewolfkingskeeper]

i have a beta fish ive had for about 8 years now the secret is to not clean the tank, ever.

[cjsworld9000]

@thewolfkingskeeper ikr!

[paramore12555]

O_O I know why she broke up with him.

[MoonChild637]

My fish only live for a week or less :(

[anna0loves0manga]

my fishies never live more than an hour, why? why do you hate small fish mom you only give me giganto fish like catfish. then like half an hour later i eat mystery food. what is mystery food? it tastes so yummy yummy in my tummy

[tunaman1250]

my fish lived for like 5 years

[MrGeNaMen]

I bet he stabbed teh fish cus he was homophobic, and the fish was probably a..MUTHAFAKKIN' GAYFISH!

[TheSludgeFuck]

REDRUM, REDRUM.

[dude10016]

My beta fish has been alive for 2 years and a half

[starcat5447]

thats a lie bcz mine only lasted 2weeks

[MrFreeHobo]

Beta fish suck :P

[izumichan560]

That guy's face looks fucked already.

[Trophy007Hunter]

Once I caught 20 "trash-fishes", killed them and fed them to my cat. :)

[mrrellik0784]

his nose loks so fucked up

[SuperMorgan1111]

My beats fish lives for five years... 1 Morning I woke up and it was deteariorating....

[TeamBacon1]

Hands up you fish murderer

U stabbed the fish with your penis

[penorpingpong]

I had a fish from the carnivale that lived 12 years.

[lilinchez]

is fluffee really a ginger ?

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

@lilinchez no

[jonathan14ism]

@lilinchez no he has brown hair... seriously though he has brown hair...

[XXXMisery666]

I want to stab someone with my dick. XP

[moviemaker826]

@XXXMisery666 That explains why your username is XXX misery

[yomama958]

Some guy says u suck and i commented he should SHUT UP!!!

[sirinterweb]

i had a beta fish that lived for like 6 years!

[MsMaxxie20]

thats really hateful of that guy to stab the fish. i mean, sure it wouldn't have lasted long anyway but he didn't need to speed up the process just because of what happened between him and the chick. talk about satanic.. damn

[lefty156]

EeeeEEeeeee no.... you can fuck me

[lizrascal]

I would've been all like "Fishy! I WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATH!"

"TASTE LEAD FUCKER!"

*Bang bang bang*

Biatch.

[btdannunzio]

that guy in the link looked likea fuckin computer nerd!!!!!

[director0kala]

D: My beta lived for three years.

[RyanmCDXD]

FISH MURDERER!! D=

Rip wittle fishyy O.O

[lolface111234]

FISH RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chydie97xlovexhatex]

fuck me

[Icommentonyourvids69]

Fish Fucker!

[The5thAstronaut]

Wow I looked at the guy on the link. NOT ONLY is his nose fucked up but...HE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL LOSER!!

[TheMacBook15620]

haha that ass hole email is caleb.mcguire27@yahoo.com

[ilikekevin1]

hahaha i love then end its like '.....no......u can fuck me'

[wealllovetaylor]

"What did the fish ever do to you man?"

Whahahah hilarious :'D

[purplevenom1000]

lol fluffy is beast, i should blow your fucking brainz out rite now you fish fucker!!!

[lilmissyogi]

HAHAAHA His Nose is Fucked UP

[leahandbillie31916]

FLuffee, Will you marry me?(:

[BlackRosesRise]

why!!!!!!???!!!! what the flip did that fish do to him!!!! Flippity Flip Flip Flip Crap Flip Shizz!!! Gosh Kill this Duce

[protector3488]

I lol at the end

[protector3488]

I lol at the end

[Crawfordboy17]

my noise is fucked up

[GoogooEyedChihuahua]

208 people are fish murderers

[colbys100]

@GoogooEyedChihuahua i murder fish and i liked this video... Its called fishing dumbass! How fucking retarded are you?

[GoogooEyedChihuahua]

@colbys100 It's a joke prick fishing is not bad but cant you handle a joke? fucktard

[MrHearThis]

@GoogooEyedChihuahua no, 211 people are gayfish

[killingtime34]

@GoogooEyedChihuahua 211

[jsand98]

@GoogooEyedChihuahua mak it 211

[cowfluf7]

when the article said Portland i was like, YESSS! SOMETHING HAPPENING IN MAINE! FINALLY! but it was Portland Oregon :P i live in Portland, Maine. :D

[itachieye12]

If I was the cop and I came in the room I would've said the fish is down! We need backup for this serial killer.

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

0:15!!! blink!!! Oo

[Kaibira]

:'( poor fishy..

[ThECooLeR576]

How the hell do you stab a beta fish?

[W02130]

;:[ i hate fish abusers.

[TimberNightSong]

Um, can't she just get another fish. If she got the same kind it would just fix everything, i mean, they all look exactly alike so just name it the same thing and put in the old tank. TAADDDAAAA!!!! the fish is back from the dead.

[FailAllGams]

hold left arrrow and press upwerds arrow lol works on any video

[FailAllGams]

hold left arrrow and press upwerds arrow lol

[choliviacheeseballs]

2 year old boy? 

[TAzfox1]

OK so i should stab u then! NoooOo! You can fuck me! XD

[britbanana7]

its says e was MORTIFIED THE HE STABBED THE FISH! NOT MORTIFIED THAT HE BEAT HIS GF!!

[UbahMrKitty]

how do you stab a fish?

that sounds hard to do...

[choliviacheeseballs]

your really funny!!!!:)) but can u please not cuss as much i mean it ruins the funnyness

[duuumey]

@choliviacheeseballs ok 2 year old boy

[kaykaypeace1999]

im gonna f*ck u like u f*cked tht fish! i told u i didnt f*ck it i stabbed it. o ok so i should stab u the. ooooo no u can f*ck me...LMFAO!!!

[MrBdlaaa]

EAT BABY!!!

[shadow959595]

i dont think it was a chick who told the police, i think it was one of the guys who killed him on World of Warcraft and he wanted revenge and killed his fish!

[spencer2700]

I can see why she left him, HES FUGLY!!!!!!

[lovelysagebo13]

U BETTER BE SORY UR GOING TO JAIL FOR LIFE U FUCKIN FISH MURDERER YEAH U BETTER BE SORRY FUCK U U FISH FUCKER

[silentkiller082]

Lol, you said Beta. Beta versions of games, anyone?

[nplooj1]

i stabbed my betta fish with a fork! ... :D

[ps3guy131]

@baj242 Your Fish is DEAD

[baj424]

fish are gay! you cant even take them out on a walk! cause i did it before and then they are jsut so tired from the walk that when i put them in the bowl again hes so tired that he never moves again and he just stays at the top of the bowl!

[Rouz102]

I think the guy was born with his nose that way. Look at Owen Wilson.

[alipazagaful]

how the hell is he able to stab a beta fish?

i'm lockin my doors now!

[xH0DG3Yx]

he looks like a rapist the fish murderer

[hedlessniper]

who stabs a fish lol

[1CARROLLER1]

@hedlessniper i drown them ;)

[TamaraAIJones]

Actually, if Betta's are kept in the right environment, they can live up to 15 years - but usually it's only eight.xD

Yeaaaaah.

Maybe the guy was hungry when he stabbed the fish. You never know! x]

[Rhiana011]

fish murderer!! fish murderer!! FISH MURGER!!

what did the fish ever do to you, man??

lol

go woman :)

[Dridrenzer1]

My beta fish lasted about 4 years

[AmberKlok]

The guy looks like a fucking pedo.

[ghunters100]

Fish killer: i didnt fuck it i only stabed it

Cop: yah stabed it with your dick

[sounthernhottie]

Maybe he was born with it ... maybe it's Maybelline

[tyler114050]

that guy on the article looks creepie

[sonnyramoneTM]

I woulda drowned the fish underwater! >:O

Lmfaoo..(;

[356Jacob]

So funny!

[misternome]

mutilating your fish lol

[maliuromastiyx]

dude... betta's live loooong..... I had one for 4 years then we moved so I had to give it away..... It was sad though bcuz like when we re did my room and my fish stayed in my mom's room she'd hide in her castle thingy and not eat until I came in the room. X3

My fish got depression when I wasnt with her.

Yeah... bet u never heard of that. X3

Now I have 2 play with my betta bcuz she ignores me if I dont... acts like a freaking dog!

[Niclie21]

WTF this is crazy

[kelsilovesMCR]

@daday268

hahah i know what you mean fish>butterfly

for a long time i wanted to get a tinkerbell tattoo, but i thought that it would be too stereotypical, and in the same realm as a butterfly tattoo, so i didn't ...

fish are pretty legit :D what kind of fish? (yes, it makes all the difference)

[CoreyCanadian]

Lol stabbed it with you dick!

[lewis89lewis]

at the start you sounded like a redneck. no offense rednecks :)

[sexyemo53]

ooo he stabed her fish :( aww he killed her vagina poor girl

[TimberNightSong]

LOL

[FredFan2961]

well ur sympathetic lmao

[sokkerdude404]

LOL at the end

[bodgukalism]

My favorite part of your vids are how you renact all of that and and give out those stupid yet funny excuses

[annacarly13]

i hade a bata that lived 8 years

[cocobunnylova]

my beta lived for 4 years O-O

[bscmsc70]

hahahahahahhaah man this is funnnnnynynyn

[iluvguineapigz]

i love my fish. i have 5 fish tanks. if someone murdered any of my fish, i would beat the shit out of them.

[Lugialover009]

"I didnt fuck it i stabbed it!" "YEAH STABBED IT WITH YOUR D*CK!" xD

[thechango3000]

aa man i like fishes....ooh n i LUV ur vids :)......n also bettas do live long....7 years

[SunnyDay181]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! His nose looks like squash!! HAHA! Funneh.

[KrazyLuigi65]

fish murder! fish murder!! fish murder!!!!!!!!!!!

[meagan1mp]

dude ur videos are so fuckin funny! xD

[Hotpink51]

awww poor fish!!! fish murderer!! imma fucking get my goldfish possy to fucking rape then beat then stab him muhaha

[mrmustardpie123]

i have a beta fish and its been alive for 4 years

[Comedyclan13]

fish murderer fish murderer fish murder rofl wheres your pacman belt?

[CassyRockss]

DOES HE EVER TAKE HIS HAT OFF?!?!

[MrRottenShoe]

@CassyRockss Yes search for FLuffee takes it off

[Hotpink51]

@CassyRockss ya in an ep called fluffee takes it off

[OuchThatHurtsSource]

Beta fish dont live long? I've had mine for about 6 years, lol

[SkiLlyLive]

flmao the part when u said id scare the shit out of him and why a fish tattoo lol i had a fish and yea i cried when it died but i was like 6 but u dont see me gettin a fish tattoooo

[fattybangbang3]

if you stab my gerbils you will wake up with your chopped off dick in your mouth

[Hotpink51]

@fattybangbang3 wouldnt they like bleed to death first???