[Shingo Katori] Dole Bananas - In a family restaurant (English Subs)

[UsBeatingU]

yummy and sorry sound similar in japanese :)

[nehaa94]

@UsBeatingU Well yummy is "umai" sorry is "gomen". But the way he says them does make them sound pretty similar! Man gotta love Japan :')

[Shempimite]

Better than half of our commercials. :P

[Kyoko9109]

@Shempimite Exactly! At least they're creative! Some of the commercials I see on American television are boring and annoying.

[kissmeraas]

Awesome advert, but do people really choose their fruit based on brand name?

[masterblend100]

BRAVO BRAVO!!

[masterblend100]

oh the genius of it!! This is pure genius. Why U.S. cannot make anything even close to this masterpiece? It's hilarious and great!!

[Orghtang]

JAPAN WA EPIC DESU! ... im with the weird people of the youtube

[HeardTheSound]

Is... Is this what Japan is like?

[Westernden]

Disregard Logic

Acquire Japan

[Wesley683]

wut

[Fun3DS]

I told you to not buy those Fukushima bananas!

[TheSkyrocketeer]

Looks like the girl is going... bananas...

ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON­NNNNNNAAAAAAAAH!

[MetalSubject666]

0:20 troll tusks

[FractureXYZ]

@MetalSubject666 Stay away from da voodoo (troll from warcraft)

[xxxdianabladexxx]

Shingo-mama makes my day xD

[SmallTownBlues13]

I think his dick turned into a banana....

[Psykoged]

wat

[dudewtfpasswind]

dear japan

wtf

sincerely, rest of the world

[stickmanpwner64]

Wat.

[mohamedzohry]

Im 12 mg of potassium and what is this?

[UsBeatingU]

@mohamedzohry XD

[paperman972]

wat

[BoogsterSU2]

Can we find more Dole bananas, ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOON?!

[darkbluemars]

i'm typing some senseless things about this commercial because i don't know what to comment :(

[skeletorphd]

Bob Dole likes Dole bananas...

...Bob Dole.

[EpicZantetsuken]

i'm so high right now.

[hahasopremi]

I didn't realised bananas needed comercials...

[DadaistTheater]

I find it surprisingly easy to fap to this.

[TheRD101Person]

0:20 BANANAGASM

[ferhound]

WTF Japan Seriously!?

[inferneko]

Japanese Banana Guy: The Origins

[rowby1337]

look when he eats a bite the banana is long again next photo

[TwilightWolf285]

0:20 What the freak!?

[MackEelWayne]

She should be shoving the bananas in her mouth!

[davidtheguitarman]

i fucking hate bananas... its taste sucks...

[plasm2]

my life will never be the same and ill never look at bananas the same way again!!!

[McKennaWhite]

0:01 that sounded like pee a man at doule dip. are you making that up?

[McKennaWhite]

0:02 that sounded like pee a man at doule dip. are you making that up?

[saeid114]

this makes me to want to eat bananas :S

[lebac]

I am 12 and what is this?

[LostLovecat]

「ね...?」  「うん。」 ♥♥♥♥♥

[stoopifoker]

i think he likes bananas



[shikab4ne]

what..the...fuck...just ...happened.............

[KatjusaC]

"Neh?" LOVE THIS AD

[hermyone98]

0:13 i have the weirdest boner

[YingYo360]

I fail to see how this increases the chances of the Japanese population purchasing more Dole Bananas.

[willem01]

top rated comments are gay

[ColorCrime]

i'm just wondering what happened to his penis at 0:14...

[junitatheangel1]

Oh, Japan. You so crazy.

[Detonater]

I want to see shit like this instead of crap that's parallel with the GoCompare ad.

[Footrockofdoom]

Who thinks up this madness?! XD

[PersianBieber]

0:18 he is constapated

[EvilDarkForcesRus]

i have never wanted to eat a banana more in my life... greatest advertising scheme evar?

[adrian17066]

biggest scary thing every or funny ever

[fifipokemon]

Bananas have gone tooooo far

[usa12112]

coooooooooool

[MegaBarcina]

dear japan, what the freak is this? sincerely,all americans

[killyourselfpleasety]

@MegaBarcina speak for yourself im american but i love Japanese commercials much more than american ones.... Japanese commercials= Creative and funny yet a little perverted.....................­..............................­............ American Commercials= pay some dude $400,000 to star in it.... not really that good sorry.... i say all in all Japan wins because of its creativity and not needing to pay some famous person crazy amounts of money just to star in it holding the product....

[MegaBarcina]

@killyourselfpleasety y7a i like the japan comercials,its just that there creativity is soo....funny that it makes it strange

[COZYTW]

So... One banana bunch, from Dole specifically, can either 'make-or-break' a couple?

BRB inserting banana into my spouse's orifice.

[benwolfe3500]

I will never eat a banana again

[pumpfever]

I will start eating bananas to marry a girl like her! haha =P

[TheKaze00]

I think these banana's are delicious :P

[janicester]

WEIRDOS!!!

[TwoMiXLOvEr]

30 seconds of instawin made of swag and japlulz.

[ishouldplayzelda]

that banana beard was the manliest thing i've ever seen O__o

[lolbroek19]

面白ぇじゃねぇか。笑

[impinkiee2]

yummy yummy yummy yummy

[nia3010]

i loooovvvee japan. hilarious shitttt

XD

dooooooooooole.

[talijf]

WHAT??

[iluvmypuddycat]

I love Japan.

[iWin1010]

Did he died??

[colecrazy]

was it just me who wanted to know what she was gonna say?

[FLORINzGTRST]

I will never eat bananas again.... never....

[oliverpage123]

Is anyone else quite creeped out by this advert? Haha what were they thinking

[itachispetkitty]

Shingo makes funny cm's!!!

[liacirne]

it's not what banana are you eating...more like what are you doing eating bananas?

[CoNiGMa]

What......The.......Fuck?!

[McKennaWhite]

why is the banana peel hiding his face?

[Homebrand91]

this video made me convert to islam

[Froman567]

haha i love pressing 6



[msbloweverythingup]

...Youtube needs a WTF button...

[Kaminno]

@msbloweverythingup agreed haha

[Stephrulezz]

First he has hair then he's bald then he has hair again??? Japan FTW

[SuperSpeedy2000]

thumbs up if you think this video is... RANDOM ? and why does the guy say: Yummy ?

[CQBMasterChief]

I think... those bananas were... ok dont call me a racist.. but i think that was from the radiation leak... WTF WAS THAT

[edashibaMU]

ive always loved Shingo-chan ever since i became fan of SMAP...

[monkeypuzzletree7]

Ugh?

[computernerd145]

we need a WTF button !!!!

[IIIStealthSnakeIII]

@computernerd145 A huge one!!!

[Ignore14]

this is why Japan is awesome

[roboleon117]

what the hell did i just see?

[freshair3451]

Sorry...does not make bananas look delicious.

[TheGameplayguy100]

pause at 0:25 thumbs up if you see dole in the background XD LOL

[formula1nh]

WTF!!!

[gucher99]

I don't even know how to deal with this...

[00mudcat]

@gucher99 buy some bannannas?

[KaiIchiRu96]

*am going  to buy them* XDD

[redsox1998]

why's the banana at the end look mexican

[bloglovingirl]

W.T.F.

[skeleton231]

No subtitles???

[Art2School]

0:12 WHATS THE HIDDEN MEANING??!!!!!!

[faoiltiarrna]

Kondo Isami, wtf are you doing???

[Tanyableu]

Wonderful in it's nuttiness.

[Psychkemia]

Why can't we have commercials as random as Japan's? Old Spice comes close..

[pearlwhite21]

so kawaii~~

[Flowergothic]

W.O.W

[Azmodeus87]

... X

[andagii]

x)

[earweatwry46u7uy5i68]

In Soviet Russia,Bananas eat you!

[GrahamChapman]

o__O... *shuts down and leaves the computer*

[killerkirbydude]

Holy.

Shit.

I just shat myself when he peeled his face.

Imma have nightmares now.

[nippononna]

She just wanted him to say "Marry me"...

[000mana000]

luv it

[Hinnai]

WTF

[saixvii707]

i'm not sure what just happened. 

[liacirne]

Damn tiny ipad keyboard. Anyway, what I was saying is, he's gay and she's frustrated. Banana=phallic symbol.

[liacirne]

Here's my interpretation. She says they've been going out for three years already, why

[jouchiXkisame]

wut

[NonRandomUser]

JAPANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNN

[ShadowImperials]

At least they didn't show the pregnancy scene... I assume that what she was talking about...

[ghettoguy1992]

What...the...fuck...

[cutebabykitty]

@AlexPiti5 just like your ordinary banana price .

[marcoooootje1]

HOLY SHIT JAPAN

[ReaverKun]

*blink*

[BBBDaman556FinalForm]

Ai Shi Teru = I love you. Ahh. So that's what it means.

[MidnazeCat]

0:14 banoner XD

[xNewAgeWarriorx]

Japan makes no sense.

[MikeMikeNana]

"Banana dole!"

[iamsmileyna]

i can't stop laughting!!!ahahahahah

[Ingestedbanjo]

what is this i don't even

[AlexPiti5]

How expensive are bananas in japan?

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@AlexPiti5 1

MILLION

POKEDOLLARS

[WINSLOVE1]

lol

[Finalfantasyfreakout]

Suddenly I feel the urge to eat a Dole Banana!

[jogabonitafutbol]

wha...?

[24oscar24]

WHAT

[cycon666]

2 atom bombs, maybe this is revenge from the japanese

[Gooblyful]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL Not exaaactly what I expected......

[ElementAlucard]

Story of my life. :I

[TheHollyBoi]

Biggest WTF moment EVER

[DarkTuga96]

@TheHollyBoi 

[GrahamChapman]

@TheHollyBoi Well, then I can safely tell you that you're not me, and I'm very relieved to know that you aren't because then I'd have an identity crisis. Either that, or I'd be schizophrenic... The reason I can be so sure that you're not me is that almost every time I say or think something along the lines of "wait, what did I just say/think?" chances are I've just set a new WTF standard for myself, and over the years all those new standards have piled up like baby testicles in a squirrel nest.

[Zhilyn0334]

Oh LOL . So Eating Dole bananas make bananas grow out from your face . Even to the extent of popping open just to listen . 

[sambino97]

You gotta love Japanese commercials :D

[wally0000000000]

@sambino97 more like japanese people =DD

[smasmap1]

lol

[FrankSinatraComefly]

Oh Japan... I love you.

[LastRqss]

............

[superabdoulworld]

holly crap loll this is the weirdest thing I saw!

[yungmelly]

ya know. this may be random. but i have never seen a japanese person with acne.....

[shadowuchiha525]

@yungmelly ikr

[NSLoli]

I god I love this.

[nwharerau]

Donkey Kong would be proud...and hungry.

[Leviathan438]

8 faggots dislike this epic epic EPIC! Bananana!

[iassen1]

0:15 lol bannana orgasm!

[Alem883]

0:25 lol Bananahead, one of cannibals of The Curse of monkey island XD

[AnimeGuruma]

omg isn't he ryotsu in he kochikame live action drama :o

[LastDayYesterday]

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

[xEpicEmma]

Japanese commercials are always the best (:

[BokuNoTsubasa]

haha I love this shit xD

Btw, I think the girl is saying Why are you eating a banana, rather than What banana are you eating :) It makes more sense.

[KatakiDoragon]

@BokuNoTsubasa Nope. It's "What" not "Why." Unless my Japanese is off, "Nani" is "What", though it may double as "Why." Of that I'm not 100% though I doubt it.

[MangakaRob]

@KatakiDoragon nande is what for, so can be used for why lol

[KatakiDoragon]

@MangakaRob Which would be the case, if she was using nanda, except she isn't.

[MangakaRob]

@KatakiDoragon did I say she was? o.o

[KatakiDoragon]

@MangakaRob Sorry, my original comment was in the use of the term "nani" which is "What", so I thought you were correcting me in saying she was saying something different.

[MangakaRob]

@KatakiDoragon nah i was just saying that for the "why" lol

[mybutterpecanbutt]

Love Katori. This was funny.

[Serkant75]

thank you for translating this ,,,^^

[fioren816]

ほげええええええｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[Nagisa1100]

ROTFLOLOLOL.

[DanBrown58]

holy crap the girl blinks a lot

[BoxOMarkers]

BANANA!!!!

[adam0509]

dole bananas ? like in Super Monkey Ball ? :D

[ParanoidToaster]

.........

wat?

[TwistedGentleman]

The United States would never fully understand the full effect of a nuclear strike until decades after the bomb was dropped.

[0wooow0]

@TwistedGentleman The United States voted a black man over a white woman as president. What does that tell you? Americas history is full of black hatred and slavery. It just tells you women should stay in the kitchen.