Really Weird Dreams!! (Tuesday)

[addictedjun]

Anyone get dreams that they are so weak and tired in... and you can't even run or pick up a small item. In my dreams it usually happens when I'm running away from someone or yea.

[bsara1000]

"I've never seen that"

"You should google it"

xDD

[rockylaxer]

"Do you have sexual dreams"

"About you?"

"haha No!"

LMFAO!

[Justinfh2point0]

I had a dream that I killed Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2 with a spear. He saw my spear and he ran. Here's the weirdest thing, in my dream Pyramid Head was a lot shorter. He looked like somebody is a cheesy Pyramid Head costume.

[TheScars75]

anyone else see

500

005

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2500

on the wall?

[mrpuppyman]

i had a weird sex dream. my class was in a maze. the girls were in these monster costumes. the guys were supposed to run through the maze, sneak up behind one of the girls, unzip the back of the costume, and buttfuck 'em. but if the girls snuck up behind you, you would be eaten. and die.

[ChinchillasForever]

I laughed so hard during this!

[GayPride691]

Dreams on having sex with family members is common, it doesnt mean you're deranged or weird in any way. in your concious mind you have a very good bond with the person in your dream, not necessarily saying you enjoy it because you will wake up feeling weird and ask yourself "wtf just happened?" but really it just shows ho much you lovethe person you are sharing a bond with in your family and they are a part of you....you're welcome :) lol

[vmking1497]

Alabama, whoo!!!!

[Nk19998]

can i still say i want 1 cuz of it awesomeness?

[LeadingBirdie]

oui, s'il vous plaît!

[Tattas999]

It's called Rule #34, Phil.

[lbsweet10]

This is my favorite thing.

[madisonrc]

yikes i was watchin this and the velma part and parents were in room uncool -.-

[Nani101]

Tony's face at 6:18 was amazing xD

[Nani101]

@Nani101 *6:22

[2juli4]

ahhh 3:47 i just lost the game!

[SuperBlair437]

firey dreams come true ahhhh ;p

[captain5002002]

i lost the game

[iAreBrewster]

hmm im pretty sure everyone at the phillip defranco show likes men... lulz

[oldb1tch]

canada nead to pay extra taxes if we bye from the u.s

[oldb1tch]

canada nead to pay extra taxes if we bye from the u.s

[luvlaxlife]

matty is damn sexy. damn sexy. i want his numba

[aza12323]

the one yall were looking at looks like looney tunes so dont make too many of those

[stuffedpants01]

I seriously came to check this video out to find out if my sex dreams are normal or okay in any way. Seems like you guys have more fucked up minds so I feel better. Thanks.

[HeyMayneItsBrandon]

Yes I do! The red logo on black looks schweet =P

[JackJackWild]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes i would looove a shirt!!!

youth large please. or just a fitted med. will do. :D haha

im not actually kidding...jk...but really... XD

[jaquino94]

I would be an intern for Phil if this is a NORMAL day for the office...

[Crashlanding95]

Yeah I would go to wet and wild then park for one!

[rocker1296]

GIVE ME THE MONKEY

[HugsMakeMeHappy]

Yes, yes I would.

[TheFeaRTC]

QOTD: Yes that would be awesome!!

[JWM1984]

QOTD: Yes.

[phonezrule365]

Ahhh! I love u guys! Especially Matty! Yes!

[Shr00mscross]

id want a monkey shirt!

[pily]

I love your sex dreams!! matty is awkward love it hahah

[MonkySyndrome]

N.A.U.S.E.A.A. Not another ugly stupid enduring acronym again

This ones for all those lamo acronym clinging teenie boppers out there.

It's new. Seed that shit!

[marinesusmc12]

a colored shirt how can't you make a colored shirt, all shirts are colored . right......

[notsosxephil]

rule 34, phil, rule 34...

[AllyZim]

LOVED the dream talk. "Get out of my dream!" "No way this is awesome!" i love you. marry me.

[david1235102]

I want a phillyd monkey shirt! lol who wouldn't want one?

[sleepysarah23]

hell yeah i want a phillyd shirt ha ha :D that would be awesome!

[thedarkness23666]

who won't want a Phillyd monkey shirt

thats wight

NO ONE

[urLOVEDbySAMM]

YES....A THOUSAND TIMES YES I LOVE LOVE A SHIRT

[hannahwotton]

@Ozmodia shut up man he is friken epic at least he is doing something with his life rather than going around hating on everyones videos now stopping being such an ass and subscribe

[SofiaMisfit]

HELL YA

[JoshTurnerFan09]

ummmm yeah!

[xBrokenHeartedLvrx]

I want a shirt!!!

[faeriegemini07]

I had a fiery passion dream about Nathan Fillion once. Lets just say, I never have those dreams, the sexy kind, or the celebrity kind. That dream was one of the best moments in my life!!!!

[nikki123nd]

hell yeah i wanna phillyd monkey shirt

[Scrumdiddlyumptions1]

OH MY GOD I WANT A MONKEY SHIRT SO BAD DUDE! xD Bahaha I have suchhh weird dreams too. o_O

[LittleMissWhaleFail]

its animal erotica!

and yes i would LOVE for there to be the t-shirts

[skagaser]

I want one!

[skagaser]

I want Matt to have his own channel.

[Ozmodia]

ARG! You realy piss me off! Hate guys like you posting crap on the internet. It's okay that you make films for you to watch yourself and have fun with, maybe even wank a little to it. But don't ruin the internet with your face in it. If you like to be infront of a camera why not become an actor? Please god make this guy lose his head. If not then just his voice and face. If that's still to much to ask then get rid of his webcam! Please PhilipDeFranco fuck off.

[peba132zope]

@Ozmodia good. GOOOOOOD. Let the hate FLOW through you. Embrace the dark side!

Oh wait, your not sith. Your just some inconsiderate douche who has nothing better to do than try to make popular people feel bad just because they are paid to be popular with NORMAL PEOPLE.

You honestly think youtube should only be for watching YOURSELF do stuff or for "wanking off" (what is this, britain?) Because if you believe that, then you are tremandously shortsighted and dont deserve an internet connection.

[napster428]

@Ozmodia here is a tip, lose your pc and stop clicking his vids and that will work just as good. do something with your life you low self esteem troll

[Chewiejds]

I WANNNAAAAA MONKEYYY SHIRT!!!!!

[sarmenemras]

It's so funny how Matty is a clone of Phil. He tries to be like him so much, although I don't know if it's intensional. It could be because Matty looks up to Phil so much.

[Aspence90]

i want a shirty ol' episode.

[RebekahNunn]

I think, I am really starting to fall in love with Matty.

[xMezume]

do want

[casanovaluver]

i want that shirt for sure

[pot0tin]

funny cuz just yesterday I had a dirty dream with phill :/

[Qw3rtyX2]

lmfao, i wasn't expecting matt to be right there all of a sudden.

oh pdf...

[CoredHeart]

I want that shirt.You can send it to me anytime.

And one for my boyfriend too.

[coloneljacensolo]

monkey shirt would be sweet 

[newbietuber99966]

nice design. would love that on one a shirt.

[domy02]

YES!! GIMME A PHILLYD MONKEYSHIRT I WANT A PHILLYD MONKEY SHIRT!! WENN CAN I GET MY PHILLYD MONKEY SHIRT? I NEEED A PHILLYD MONKEYSHIRT!! -not that I don't have other shirts... just no PHILLYD MONKEYSHIRT- AAAAAAHHHHH WANT A PHILLYD MONKEYSHIRT monkeys are awesome shirts too So it will be like double awesome And phil is also cool.. kinda SO it will be TRIPPLE AWESOME so yeah, That will be a YES =D I want a phillyd monkey shirt *yay*

[TabbzMoo]

THat shirt is awesome!!

[assclone15]

lol great vid

[YuckFou68]

Haha I get weird dreams all the time, but nothin sexy.. Check out my tumblr, I recently started writing about my dreams. Give it a read, see if u find it interesting, or if we have the same dreams. Check out widata.tumblr

[chicksinbras]

HELL YEA I WANT A PHILYD MONKEY SHIRT!!!!!!!!!

[abnormalmindset]

@chicksinbras It's not a monkey, it's an APE.

[trevoriscool50]

Yeah Alabama!

[fox247666]

FUUUCCCKKk YYYEEEESS!!!....please :3 and send some to puerto rico -.-

[NinjaPex]

Yes! I want a phillyd monkey shirt. :3

[zamtacz]

YES YES YESSSSSSSS. to the tshirt q of course. i wasn't just having an orgasm..... I SWEAR!

[evilcool333]

phil ur awesome and also can i have the link to sexy elma =3

[Lolwaffles2116]

@evilcool333  somethings wrong with you...

[lilmizdrama4lif]

QOTD: absolutely!

[sweetsugarplums123]

"do you have dreams wherre your tv doesn't work?"

hahahhahahahahhahahaah that had to be the most rediculous idea for a date i've ever heard of!

[zachariah535]

I would buy one, the red black looked good. It would look great with a small logo on the front left of the shirt, then a bigger one on the back.

[umbragami]

Omg yes I do want one!!!

[u53rn4m3t4k3n]

QOTD: YES! ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY YESS!! YEEESS!!!!!

[ProgressiveBoink]

rofl i love sebastian

[hardcoreXhermys]

omg yes yes yes !!

nd maybe you could give one away ? :D

[Z3phr]

i want the monkey shirt... :(

[ElLuigiGrande]

What Program is Tony using to make that logo?

[Wolfknight16]

Remember Phil, rule 34

[DaJewMuffin]

Fuck yeah I want a phillyd shirt... On walnut bread with horse......... Radish sauce what were you thinking!?

[Turk218x]

I would love a PhillyD T shirt they look epic

[santiryro19skibuni]

you should make a vee neck shirt! then i'd buy it. :)

[goodbyetwitch]

"I've never seen that"

"WHAT?!"

[Cwhite213]

i want a sandwich on walnut bread...

[kalmao23]

i have wanted one forever, and a poster

[25partyanimal]

When he asked tony if he had sex dreams about sandwiches I was waiting for somebody to say "Yes, he dreams about footlongs."

[4theloveofcomedy13]

I WANT A T-SHIRT!!!

[xdzombieful]

WTF Matty. I'm from Alabama too, except I don't dream of fucking my family >.>

[JerryAtricSenior]

Very much would i like one.

[lukesau27]

@freezinglemons or anyone else, what kind of headphones are those?

[freezinglemons]

i have the same pair of headphones that matty does

[iamasecretnerd]

Nope

[imagirlandidontcare]

YES!!!!!!!

[TheMelloMann]

Yes, I do.

[ShiroMirage413]

Matty: Phil what are you doing here?!?!

Phil: This is AWESOME!!!

LMAO you guys are fucking brave!!!

[Alexander1358]

@ShiroMirage413 this shit is awesome!

[wyattsmom2007]

I WANT THE MONKEY ON A BLUE SHIRT

[PerpetualCire]

I NEED A MONKEY T-SHIRT >:u

[JohnnyDaBird]

hell yeah i wanna monkey t-shirt. :D

[MrBlademan14]

Yes, a PhillyD monkey T-shirt would be a great idea. i would love to have one.

[Daylas77]

Great Ideal, I must have one, maybe two.

[TsarTheIV]

Yes! I would love one! And when I wear it I shall think of you, my love! Nah, that's weird. But I'll smell it. Mmmmm.

[88DirtySoap]

yuh me like a shirt

[Silaxus]

who doesn't want to wear a monkey on their shirt?

[thebridgeofsanity]

PLEASE MAKE THE MONKEY SHORT!!! and it should have your face on it too!!! Or your ass... Whichever works for you, Matty And the girlfriend ;)

[manguzo1]

yes. monkey ftw

[shadoweyes666]

Oh my, how nice... FUCK NO!

[xxcandykisses07xx]

Omg! Yes I want a Phillyd monkey tee... Will you give me one? For free? Maybe?

[LebnulKirec]

4chan knew, Phil. 4chan did.

[AYLWARD0100]

Horse penis... MONKEY TEESHIRT!!! Nice transition.

[Vortex1988]

Hell yeah I want a monkey shirt!

[jaspercrawford]

^-^ yes......this was a good video cheered me up i can sleep now

[NzSw4t]

yess.

[tenaciousmatt]

Yes.

[JackieDiFilippo]

Monkeys scare me a little, so no.

[nomadnonarb]

hell ya I want one..

[IgnoranceIsBliss62]

I want one!!!!

[minisingrecords]

I want it... I, I... I need it...

[FindingTeemoGaming]

2:03 oh baby

[AmehhAdams]

I would love a monkey shirt!

[isays]

for some reason it reminds me of mortal kombat...

[logankerlee]

Yup, I'd buy one for sure.

[kadeowens]

I want a monkey shirt phil

[MiikaQuoi]

Monkeyshirt plz :D

[BRANDONDOOD]

i want a monkey shirt more than i want to take my next breath!!!

[shadowambersayshi]

YES!!!!

[bmthbunny]

hell yeah my boobs would look great in it :-)

[Japanzi16]

ya sure

[contepartiro17]

i would love a phillyd monkey shirt!!!!!!

btw, this video was hilarious. HAHAHHAHA

[jrockdaddy]

yes sir



[JeramiahL]

I would rock the Philly D monkey face shirt!

[JPMan909]

I want a philly D t-shirt plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz­pzplz

[heatherbtekmoney]

I would totally sport a Defranco monkey shirt...

[1GoodRiddance]

Really funny mate thanks.

[magicain11211]

Yup

[NCIS1fanatic]

i think of course everyone wants a monkey shirt.

[itzmyshow]

I wanna monkey shirt!

[invisigoth841]

incest dreams are so upsetting and totally not cool

[AmalieKK17]

MAKE A MONKEY SHIRT AND GIVE IT TO ME!!!! :D

[vampsecer]

phill, you should put the monkey logo on like a pair of sweatpant u know the kind that say stuffss on the ass

[ChelseaIRL]

i actually kinda want a monkey shirt. but i'm black...

yeah... you know where that's going.

[TheEmotionalstone]

Soooooo......

At what time did guys start discussing their dreams to friends?

just reply a date.

[sparrowgirl84]

um id like a shirt with th emonkey on it..maybe that one with the black bg! :D

[Crissix100]

why is there really easy math on the board behind you?

[kittyg00]

I want a PhillyD monkey shirt!!

[AidanMaybe]

like the ninja in the background phil. xD

[torrid94]

QOTD: YEAH...PhillyD Monkey Beastiality Shirt!!

[MikelClarence]

QOTD: YES!!!!

[ammiella]

MONKEY SHIRT I think the yellowy orange monkey would look good on purple

[crazypplzrock56]

I would like a phillyD monkey shirt cuz (1) I enjoy your videos and (2) monkeys are my favorite animals :D

[VENTA2000]

Rule 34 knew. 

[metallicagod1346]

HELL FUCKING YEAH!

[jools1243]

1,pause the video

2,press 0

3,laugh

[CountVongTheFearsome]

yes...

[malkri9]

HELL YEAH I WANT A MONKEY SHIRT!!!!!!!!!

[000MixedChick000]

I want a monkey shirt :) 

[plattyl]

I would love a monkey shirt.

[apryma]

yes....i want a shirt

[adrihasfreckles]

I want a monkey shirt. =)