World Shut Your Mouth - Royalty On The Beach

[mocinho04]

are you royalty???? bullshit..i bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose lol

[laurierchick11]

this was a good psychological experiment to see if people would respect the space of the cloth or not.

[appel94]

most inteligent ideaaaa ever

[Hejmeddig256]

Why are people not laughing their asses off, I know I would.

[tourdefrance]

Mr. Bean at the bottom of the shot! 0:58

[FaidleyEthan]

cool I'm gonna try that next time i go to an overcrowded beach

[JosephAlexanderMusic]

Affirmative, Titties ETA at 0:55. All squads are go.

[criztu]

@JosephAlexanderMusic Titties spoted! You take the point!

[BrandonTheRemix]

Roger that, i confirm a pair of titties.

[jasonlevin8]

i saw them too, titties confirmed.

[ihatebobsaget1989]

looks like a nude woman at 0:55

[ZoomZip]

@ihatebobsaget1989 lol yeah with somee saggy tits

[billster7100]

0:54, look at the people just sitting down. Im talking about one person. IS THIS A NUDE BEACH?

[Jakeeey92]

it's not racist or anything to do with any wars... it's just, as my mate put it, 'typical German' lol XD (in the nicest possible way, i personally love Germany)

[Doomsday2060]

Why no tide?

Probably because they are in the Mediterranean Sea. Malta maybe?

They don't do tides over there

[olisquercio]

lol @ the plastic alligator

[oldschooldamnawesome]

epic

[bluenoserr]

***SPOILER ALERT***

Germans at resorts worldwide are notorious (rightly or wrongly) for getting up at dawn, leaving their towels on the limited number of available deck/pool chairs, then heading off for 2-3 hours to have breakfast, shower, etc.

That's what this joke is about, so ya know.

[WillDoveVideo]

@bluenoserr I've always thought it's reminiscent of the wars: the Germans are all logical and smart with their towel tactics, but then the Brits just go and chuck 'em in the pool!

[westwood500]

this is one of the most brilliant ideas known to man...

[Wickenburgz]

wheres the tide?!!!

[Modusoperandicod4]

if only they had a "Royalty lounge"

[TheExploit91]

either this is in southern france or somewhere in Spain, prolly Spain.

[arcticwolfx8]

@JerreGTA wow i didn't even catch that at first good eye man.

[ihatebobsaget1989]

the funniest part is how everybody just looks at him with a confused look

[LufthansaDAIGO]

Apparantly the wrong place for a bavarian to relax! xD

[ronox2]

lol wtf dumb ass samrt SMART ASS MAN OF THE YEAR

[rock3tcat]

This is the best "I am better than all of you" action I have ever seen!

[TheWatcherxx99]

Love how big it is lol

[gamer4life444]

lol!

[ted5529608]

Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles ...

[sopf666]

haha I'm german and this is soo funny xDD *fav*

[xstyr]

Haha classic British humor :D

[mcallen83]

In essence it a German tourist returning to claim his reserved beach spot (normally a pool lounger at the crack of dawn)

The shows audience is British.

[kalle1611]

i love it! greetings from germany, so funny! i think next time i will try the same ;)

[lulem400]

Alright - I know im missing the joke here - what country flag is that and what countries beach is that???? yes, i get the overall joke - but i feel there is more here ...

[mcallen83]

German National Anthem. It's playing on the old stereotype of German Tourists being the first to lay their bathing towels out on the hotel pool chairs before other tourists. Thus claiming the chair. The section of the beach represents the pool chair, as the ocean represents the pool. Of course he's wearing cliche German attire. The towel looks like a flag to make the scene work.

This also just works as people thinking it's some kind of flag and respecting whatever nation/region it represents.

[lulem400]

perfect, thank you very much --- ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

[FrankGarrett316]

Happy 22nd!

[lulem400]

HHAHHAH - I'm a stupid american and i love dom jolly and his antics

[Dominick629]

@lulem400 What an idiotic thing to say. Next time refer to your stupidity without mentioning your nationality. Don't embarrass the entire nation.

[lulem400]

@Dominick629 shut up skinhead

[mbasegre]

That isn't a country flag - if it was the German flag then some Brits probably would have removed/burned it before he even got there.

Germans have a reputation for putting their towels out on the beach/poolside really early - the Brits in particular find it v annoying, hence the sketch!

[eroz019]

for me that guy is a prunk master.... sorry bart simpson

[yowassupbro]

should have been a massive sun lounger, draped in a german flag, surrounded by some kind of fence

[daniglue]

I went to Rockway Beach just because the Ramones wrote a song titled like that and it was actually sandy.

yo.

[MsTrancefreak]

i wonder if this was set up, as in the beach-goers were asked not to populate that particular area beforehand? I certainly would have sat there considering no-one else was!

[mirandagmail]

that is brilliant! lol!

[availabillity1]

Look at him bragging..."I am King, suck it up losers" :D

[FrK0]

is that a really big towel? :D

[Jawra]

he should've worn a red cape and a crown instead ffs xD

[ryanleman2]

lol wow what a dick

[sirtinycreep]

Funny.

[bigbengamer]

he should have added four guards in swimming trunks with earphones, standing at each corner just for an added laugh lol

[dasgemuse]

no, he took up a HUGE space on the beach so he could just sit there. while everybody was crammed together

[ttimothymurphy]

it's cos of the stereotype of germans putting towels down to reserve space

[cool29801]

from when the second song came on until now I have been laughing!

Freakin awesome!!

[acidrun]

First song, anyone?

[andy66miller]

sun rising - the beloved

[Torlen3]

Why would there be both high and low tides in a clip that short? Even sped up, it probably wasn't any more than 5 minutes total.

[Femicide09]

......That was a little bit more than 5 minutes...

[godofbw]

because the moon is a hoax

[dim19790]

HUGE RESPECT!

[bulgiriri]

looool

[654321789123]

i dont get it whats the flag??

[SeanAndJamesInc]

A giant towel.

[riflelord2]

notice the birds never touch it

[ufo5147]

in new york that towel would have been trampled

[Craputubename101]

Sandy beaches in New York ya??

[mynumberonegat]

looks like Nathanial Hornblower's brother

[AllSingingAllDancing]

Very funny clip. Thanks for posting it!

[xraycat30]

That's funny. It also serves as sort of a sociological experiment.

[sol1tary06]

not even the animals in the beginning set a foot on it rofl

[WideAwakeAsleep]

This is so true! The German's were constantly doing this when I was on holiday in the Canary Islands!

[daniglue]

Germans are the most annoying people in the world, aren't they?

[R04IM]

only from dom

[cammouk]

hahaha how funny!! fucking germans!! hate them!

[Chrijz]

cammouk: stfu faggot

[dawgho1]

at 55 seconds....ITS A NUDE BEACH

[XIPM3]

nice observation- i can see her titties in all their glory.

[desiromeo107]

ehh

if that was suposed to b funny

it wuznt

[Trendzzere]

now, thats wicked.

[CousCousBur]

well in certain beaches no one is aloud on your towel, its like a restricted area. You claim that part of the beach and "hold the fort" so eveyrone else has no room LMAO

[koonni]

i dont get it... do you have to be british to get that or somethin?

[GoaTseTung]

Yup. :)

[111olbap]

I disagree, you just need to have an iq greater than a goldfish, and have an understanding of the concept of having respect for the personal space and property of your fellow human being... so you have to be NOT american- but you can still be not british, and understand it.

[Brwnfury]

HAHA. Classic way to put it and I dont disagree with you one bit..although Im american i do see your ironically sad but true point.

[XIPM3]

you are an idiot 1110lbap

[NitremArts]

MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.......PWNED..­.how cool

[sesvecan]

you arent better englishmen :D

[spapass]

Hey I'm aGerman guy and your totally right. Our older generation does that stuff with this towel everywhere. Even in Germany. That's just horrible. I hate these freaks. That's for my "Landsleute": Just get up early and really be there or do nothing. Laying down a towel and sleeping until 11 in the morning SUCKS.

[20RedBandSuperkings]

ahh damn those germans and their towels/deck chairs!

[Paxobo]

If you like this sort of stuff watch balls of steel!

[vphuongdktdbk]

haha bavarian dude invades english beach

[doodyl9]

you europeans are wacked. nice job!

[dreamEternal]

hahaha gangster!

[JUKIO01]

whoa that beach is very close to the road, england?

[ZafiraSteve]

Not England... "World shut your mouth" was filmed around the world (apart from England), hence the name of the show!! Plus there is a huge shadow of a Palm Tree, England don't have Natural Palm Trees!!

[chimneyrock2010]

Correct ZafiraSteve.

This is actually the beach of Cannes, in the South of France.

[Radderz22]

Haha!! Bloody germans!! :P

[ZafiraSteve]

It's just a bag on the towel, No one touched it because it is strange to see a massive towel on the beach. Basically the joke is......

In hoilday resorts, the Germans put a towel out on the sundecks next to the pool at night, so as to get the best spot in the morning. So Dom is just taking the joke to the next level, hence him wearing a German style outfit. Hope that helps

[Yankees1JR]

Thank you mate, Americans don't really get that joke, only Europeans.

[Jacada123]

Germans are famous in England for making it an almost war like situation when it comes to sunbed claiming/ beach spot claiming.

[jollywallie29]

haha it was funny before, but knowing that now makes it hilarious! :D

[imgunagivup]

Classic

[solecontroller]

i see a topless girl

[sub7AV]

me 2

[isquirtmilkfrommyeye]

holly crap your not kidding! haha :54 - :57

[Craigthepope]

I'm amazed no one else sat on it.

[snooky3]

sorry can anyone tell me the tune at the beggining of the clip, haha not the anthem one, the one at the beginning, many thanks!!

[Bittersweet123]

The Beloved - The Sun Rising

[7Keyla7]

LMAO cn't believe in all those days no1 even set foot on his beach towel!!

[SharkyArthur]

its only 1 day

[7Keyla7]

oh shame...

[Radderz22]

BLoody Germans!

[Ragtop1968]

In America, he would find a bunch of drunk red-necks camped out on it.

[Iightra398]

What the fuck is a redneck?

[Yankees1JR]

A redneck is a country person that lives in the Southern U.S.

[TheBarroomHero321]

A bushwacking, racist, sister-fucking, country person. Be specific.

lol, rednecks they are to white people as stereotypical "niggers" are to black people.

(NOT being racist, just pointing out that there is a stereotype! Chill the fuck out!)

[111olbap]

no no. A nigger is a black person who tries to act all hardcore like being black makes them special. A redneck is a mentally retarded uneducated hick inbred white person.

Ok?

[SpringDivers]

No tide? Must be a studio. Thanks - SD

[RonaldhoIsAWanker]

Actually, beaches in the Mediterranean Sea (Malta, Greece, Sicily, etc) experience extremely small tidal amplitudes on the measure of only 30-40 cm - nothing like what you will find in the Atlantic.

[SpringDivers]

Never thought of the Med and I spent three years there. I swam on Glifada beach a couple of times. Nice place. In fact, I met Telly Savalas there one time.