Bob the Builder - Josh Sneed

[Michael55443]

Meh.

[TheKenTerry]

Even though i've only heard one bit, I approve.

[UnionKid15]

hahahaha he is hilarious thanks a lot for posting this.

[MetallicaGreenday502]

the chosen contracter lol

[monstermovieman]

Oh YEAH! funny as hell!

[crazaywarrior92]

Thanks Robert.

[edmcadam]

lol

[deadmaus85]

Saw him last night in Madison, funny as shit.

[squizz222]

1:37 was that a booo?

[vict0r1ous]

bob the builder is mexican

[itsMinuteMaid]

Best minute and 47 seconds of my life in a long time

[dnaivnae]

my 6 year old loves bob the builder and shaun the sheepXD

[jdswiney]

5/10 at least he didn't curse

[comptonbrotha]

@jdswiney You have no sense of humor...

[LIZRULES5432]

wat does bob the builder bring to the table a home depot gift card

[rcflight13]

Batman didn't have any powers other than being exceedingly wealthy.......

[gilli39]

@rcflight13

Which, of course, is the greatest power of all.

[HardKase]

@rcflight13 AND BATSHIT CRAZY

[cudder22]

this was on today haha, funniest stand up ive seen in awhile that was on at 4 in the afternoon haha

[NotSoSecretAdmirer]

i saw him doing some jokes down at lasvegas at the beach aka myrtal beach he was so funny hes also been on comedy central! he isnt a wannabe

[kamikazechristaylor]

thats some funny arse shit!!!

[mr8bally]

wow, someone whos actually funny, this guy has got some great jokes, should be rated number 2 next to 1st place dave chappelle

[darkprecurser]

I like the one when he talks about a gay nascar driver driving a flaming rainbow=D hahahah he great i love all his jokes

[prorobo]

His Comedy Central special was just on! So funny!

[ara460rs]

he man was so tight =D

[sockrol7]

@ara460rs you fucked him?

[ara460rs]

@sockrol7 bro shut the fuck up you pussy ass mother fucker dont assume anything you do not know if your going to talk like a dick sucker then you shoukld get to know me alittle more

[unstableshark]

This is hilarious

[fraysherkrane]

This passes for comedy? Wow.

[mycarsback]

says the president of the bob the builder fan club...

[CSeyoum]

@fraysherkrane im with u

[numbchucking]

fucking hilarious! This guy's great

[khenry1991]

........7

[1catpoop1]

@khenry1991 ok lets hope nobody ells thumbs you up cause 7 ups for 7 is just too awsome

[khenry1991]

@1catpoop1

lol. good point

[GriffinGate1]

he's coming to my college next Thursday night...is he good enough live, with a tiny crowd, to go?

[MetallicGecko]

lol hes coming to my college today

[cavemanfarts]

He justs builds stuff...

[AIexandar]

hahaha this was tight

[ayanneACKLES]

LMAO

is bob the builder australian

[NejiHyuga1986]

lmfao

[briananeurysm]

awesome!!!!!!!

[ros4211]

can we build it...yes we can, lol

[JasmineBussiere09]

no its fucked

[ErgoSumErgo]

"What does Bob the Builder bring to the table? A Home Depot gift card?"

Great stuff!

[pith191]

right when i decided to read comments i read urs first cuz it wuz on top and that line came as i was reading

[animelover101591]

Omggggggg funny story -- my dad is in construction and his name is Robert, but he goes by Bob. A friend of the family has a few kids and the youngest (don't remember how old) took to calling my dad Bob the Builder.

[riskyshotz]

How clever. You mean like the show?

Your family friend sounds funny. Is he a comedian also?

[animelover101591]

Lol Yeah the kid started calling my dad that because of the show.

Nah he's not a comedian and it was his son who came up with it.

[HaxxorsProduction]

lol I like how he throws in "7"

[McCuttaway]

im eleven and mushrooms drugs idiot

[debs222]

well they are class A so if you are caught you get the same penalty as if you were snorting cocaine

[lordflanderwell]

wow,ill stick with the cartoons then,thanks.

[HikagexDanssa]

"do you know how many mushrooms you have to take for that to happen?"

*SUPER LONG PAUSE*

"Seven."

[Colton52677]

please megan, wake up

[babygirlchick101]

the chosen contractor lmao!!

[saligonth]

This guy got like #7 on top 100 comedians

Funny man

[ktms4lifemx4life]

who got #1??

[avermillion]

This guy was great on his Man in the Bax guest appearance.

[berett315]

ryd4fun no one gives a shit about what you think is funny

[daft3ndir3kt]

Thank you Robert....hahahaha. Classic.

[ryd4fun]

I don't think this guy is funny? . . . at all

[daft3ndir3kt]

im pretty sure you do?

[ryd4fun]

haha sorry I don't

[LAsoccerLA]

lmao mushrooms, how much is each one?

[dmochopsjwood]

7 mushrooms later lmao

[img921]

Underoos and Strawberry Shortcake. Brilliant.

[SupernothingTK]

I love his delivery hahaha.

[batethegreat]

i saw his standup on comedy central and now he is my favorite underrated comedian

[beallhigh26]

he should have won the standup challenge. he got 7th i think which is bullshit. his NASCAR thing is funny as shit.

[123celindion]

who won? If you guys want other great underrated comedians check dan boulger and shane mauss.

[MattyBoiT]

Dude im watching him on comedy channel right now and i read about how u say his Nascar is funny as and im like i gutta find that...and then i hear "Do you guys like the nascar." hahah hes talkin bout it now.

[4ndr4kn0wz]

Hilarious!! :D:D

[xoxXxhollyxXxox]

haha funny, neva thought of bob the builder like that lol!its hilarious LMAO :)

[wbter]

Yeah, just make fun of Bob. But when he gets mad, you better hide.

[VJp2u]

LMAO!

[NeoSentience1]

7... ROFL

[SickeninglyILL]

fuck u & ur dead mother (DISCLAIMER: I am NOT an endorser for necrophilia)

[N02racer]

...

[avoglerprods]

...seven mushrooms later LMAOO!!!

[avoglerprods]

this dude is effing hilarious !

[Salesman]

LOL I love how he says "he just builds stuff..." at 53 seconds.

[hbkhudas]

SHUT UP YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!

[SchmukzProductions]

lol so funny

[BurnedPoop]

LOL!!!

[CINCYSPEAKERMAN]

this dude sucks!

[eliazar21]

hahahahah mexicans takin ove rhte world they can't even stay in america, what makes ya think the world

[skrumdidlyumptious]

LMAO!!!

A HOME DEPOT GIFT CARD

[justkershaw]

i reme seein him on comedy central lol so freakin funny

[eliazar21]

yar alll fucking dumb do u not know the legend of bob the builder super hero to the wetbacks,, he goes to home depo picks up wetbacks to work ..... the rest is a long mystery

[tonyelguapomexicano]

ur freakin disgrace to all mexicans in the world

[nextdeath12]

he made a joke get over it, you loser

[megaverner]

I go to contractor school, everyone is OBSESSED with bob the builder.

[airsofter143]

THE ALMIGHTY CHOSEN CONTRACTOR!

lol

[wivvix]

Lol this guys hilarious.

[xToriiMariee]

what does bob the builder bring to the table ?

a home depot gift card ?

even strawberry shortcake smells nice for the boys !

HE'S AWESOME.

[AlxIzInLuvWitDisBoi]

"do you know how many mushrooms you have to eat for that to happen??"

hahahahahhhahahahhahhahahhahah­ahhahahahhahah

"can we build it?? yes we can!! okay 7 mushrooms"

hhahhahhahahhahahahahhahahah

omg fucking hilarius!!!

[jbeighty5]

he was good stop hatin

[bier77]

boo

[southsydney]

u make a stand up video and we'll judge it

[AJFreeway]

i heard someone say "boo!!!" no suprise there, because this wasn't funny.

[famousmanbearpig]

yea apparently someone is fag

[Icegoten30]

lol this joke made up for the other 2 non-funny jokes i just seen

[Jerry9358]

it's "just saw" stupid

[sentyan13]

ha ha ha

[princesskell55]

wow this isnt even funny!! lol I LOVE BOB THE BUILDER!!! My cousin watches it and got me hooked on it and now i love it and im way older than 5!

[Jerry9358]

I'll bet you are older than 5. Probably 8. Learn how to construct a sentence.

[TheRoomy]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of Strawberry Shortcake?

Seven.

[SandraMStevens]

thats not what he said pervert. he said the machines will sing while your working with 7 muchrooms

[GFOproductions]

lol not bad but nothing compared to George Lopez or The larry Cable Guy.

[pleasingbaritone]

i hate you

[GFOproductions]

WTF I'm just saying hes not as good as famous comedians.

[ihateniagara]

he will be famous

[Scotty5fuxalot]

i think its funny some of the people need to sit down to many heads in the way

[hottopicinu]

This is awsomeness! So true!

[Jesusthespartan]

Shot with a nail gun... that's awesome

[GameShowGuy]

I could do without the drug reference, but the clip as a whole was very clever and funny. Four stars.

[dhoshaw]

game show guy stfu

[GameShowGuy]

dhoshaw: At least I was respectful and able to use complete words.

[BenTenWolde]

shut up, nobody cares

[GameShowGuy]

BenTenWolde: I'm somebody, and I care.

[musicphan1]

What's so bad about the "drug" reference? Recreational drugs are a part of American culture, legal and illegal. Deal with it, you don't need to think that everything has to be Disney sanitized for your uptight "sensibilities". Heck, if you had some sens, maybe you could chill out and sound sensible. (Explain this last bit for him people, I'm running out of room)

[GameShowGuy]

musicphan1: What's bad about the drug culture is that some users' lives get destroyed. There are clips of Mitch Hedberg on youtube, and I admired his sense of humor tremendously. But we can't see him live anymore. Why? Because he died of a heroin overdose before his 38th birthday, leaving behind a heartbroken family. If they watch him on youtube I doubt they're laughing at his stoner jokes.

Re: "being sensible", I said Josh Sneed was clever and funny, and I gave him 4 stars.

[musicphan1]

I'm not saying the drug culture is all good, I was wanting to know what was so bad about the reference. Too bad Mitch decided to use something potentially deadly like heroin and destroy himself with it, that's sad. What's so bad about drug jokes? We can laugh at the awful stuff in life to point out how riduculous it is. My suggestion, chill out either by meditation, or if you want some herbal help, do something that won't cause an overdose like hit a joint (not a gateway "drug")

[Shnarky]

i love clean comedy, but i also love comedy that is 'unclean' if it is done tastefully. in my opinion this WAS done tastefully, whereas some comedians swear constantly, and pretty much base the whole act on drug references and sex.

[suarez0000000000]

yeah i would have shown this to my son if it weren't for the shrooms..very funny.

[nwaibe1]

shrooms never destroyed anyones life..

[dhoshaw]

thats not true my friend Brian ate 700 and ran in front of a train .

[Mcmotherfuckingrory]

No offense, but your friend Brian must have been a tad stupid. You should never exceed 50, hell 15 Irish mushies leave you twisted for 8 hours

[Jamwllms]

He said 7 mushrooms..

[yourtube20061]

@Jamwllms is that how many Obama had before saying "Yes! We Can!!" ?

[shikira0903]

@yourtube20061 Ahhhhhhhh?????? I believe it took a heck of alot more than that. Great thinking!!

[PanicManga2]

Yeah he said 7 not 70.

[Mcmotherfuckingrory]

No offense, but your friend Brian must have been a tad stupid. You should never exceed 50, hell 15 Irish mushies leave you twisted for 8 hours

[nwaibe1]

700 shrooms..

[sithlordpepper]

lololol

[iqchicken]

xD the chosen contractor

[flashguru007]

shot by a nail gun when he was a babyy..LOL

[feamuseeney]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnyyyy!­!!!

[Taki2007]

...7

5 Stars.

[puertorrriquena]

How can you say its not at least a little funny?! Bravo Josh,5 stars!

[Gwizkid89]

Oh man..that was pretty funny... 5 star

[squeekme]

very good

[look2new]

lmfao to funny it clearly deserves a .....

rofl !

if i dare

[jhentros]

holy shi im gonna watch that a second time when i get back

[cuchillo0]

funny

[blakebixler]

his comedy central presents was killer

can we build it, seven mushrooms later he finally said yes we can

[proff1999]

Bob the Builder in Spanish rules!!

[subway14425]

really like this guy. saw is comedy central special like, two or three times. he's gained a little weight since then.

peace

†SubWay

[kenotic0508]

lmao thats so funny ... I've always thought that new kids cartoon were weird ... just look at Thomas the tankengine ... its a freaking talking train!

[shufk77]

do u know how old thomas the tank engine is..

like from 1984...

[radpaolo]

bob the builder has the power of the union and the teamsters. not to mention the power of the fifteen minute smoke break.

[radpaolo]

bob the builder has the power of the union and the teamsters behind him. not to mention the power of the fifteen minute smoke break.

[Darklor37]

That was great haha

[emilyrugburn]

seven lolo

[steamsoldier]

Nail gun legend is fulfilled!

[jarlabrelk]

I wondered the same thing and worried that kids don't have the choice of heroes or characters to look up to

[matlock044]

lol that was funny.