I can't help but think of the prophets from Life Of Brian...
"... for the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. NINE-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but NINE, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there"
If you make a habit of sitting still for hours in a church, that habit will eventually turn you into a zombie. In your mind you have entered the kingdom while in reality your body is dying. If you must join the ranks of the undead at least go door to door infecting others instead of sitting there mindlessly...LAZY ZOMBIES!!!!
whoah your right, we must avaoid any one of those undead mofoes from returning. I just got rid of my crabs, the last thing I need is to get treated for zombieism. I don't even know if my HMO covers for that !
Evangelical Protestants are ridiculous. Was that a dig at Catholics at 00:41? Yeah, Catholics believe Mary was important, so what? She kinda was.
Callmarcus77 7 months ago
Jesus isn't just a zombie, but a fucking double zombie.
caseybv74 1 year ago
@caseybv74 And a magic one at that O:
skullythebloger 10 months ago
Im sorry but is that napervill IL? That building looks just like the one we have!
bandclinens 1 year ago
Very funny. "christians" should not be offended, since jesus is imaginary in the first
place. Religion cloaks itself in love to hide the hate. It is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
stevie68a 1 year ago 4
lol
RealityGameWorld 1 year ago
wtf lazy is a biblical term anyway just stfu..
woyay 1 year ago
I can't help but think of the prophets from Life Of Brian...
"... for the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. NINE-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but NINE, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there"
Ikaroos 1 year ago
stupide amerikanske!
veljkosrb 2 years ago
omg good job guys... if you need a chick actress let me know...
fall4charmers 2 years ago
jesus is a zombie, kill them all
13emoth13 2 years ago
mr McJesus was buried for days
when he started to get hunger pains
he stopped playing dead
and got out of his bed
so he could eat some brains
Rycon973 2 years ago
i love the fat guy with the green sign........
gannbilly 3 years ago
Zombie Jesus for president!
antiochband 4 years ago 9
i have a zombie jesus vs cyborg jesus video..lol
aceSucksDick 4 years ago
I love you.
TwinDragons310 4 years ago 2
If you make a habit of sitting still for hours in a church, that habit will eventually turn you into a zombie. In your mind you have entered the kingdom while in reality your body is dying. If you must join the ranks of the undead at least go door to door infecting others instead of sitting there mindlessly...LAZY ZOMBIES!!!!
goku2037 4 years ago 8
ereereeer come here
but your a zombie
please
no
fuck you(gets shot)
applefrog111 2 years ago
@goku2037
wait a minute thats what religious ppl do now, and momans do the same, they go door to door trying to infected, ppls minds with junk dater
RealityGameWorld 1 year ago
that was shit
alexeo111 4 years ago
some zombies have tried to convert me to the undead but have failed. born again zombie music is definately for the dead
dodgetheeruff 4 years ago
whoah your right, we must avaoid any one of those undead mofoes from returning. I just got rid of my crabs, the last thing I need is to get treated for zombieism. I don't even know if my HMO covers for that !
sycuro 4 years ago
damn, these guys have it right, the greatest truth in the history of christianity revealed!
mulattoman 4 years ago
lmao... maybe no one noticed but the second church was called "Mass Turban Nation" *wink wink*
00Ryumaru00 5 years ago
ha ha i wondered if jesus was a zombie...now i know!!!
SICOPATH123 5 years ago