Robin Williams Weapons of self destruction part 5

[shayner21XD]

"Wtf is that?!"

"A book."

"Hiss."

[rickeymariu1]

the shits hit the fan fuck green go brown

[rickeymariu1]

hindenburg

[xDylanC]

shit hit the fan, and its powering my car

[OUWATZAHLE08]

swaer tis guy makes you live 20 years extra this man dont deserve to get old and die we need people like this :)

[f0ksie]

7:50 i thought i had a stroke for a moment.

[dvkevin]

"Fuck green, go brown."

[Nathalorial]

"That's ADD."

"Bullshit, he's multitasking, fuck off!"

I am going to say this when my fiance gets here and has his computers all set up XD

[Djura994]

deja fuckin' vu 

[4lifeundertakerfan]

IT GETS YOU OFF BEFORE IT GETS YOU THERE



[justin11421]

oh shit that funny as hell fuck green go brown

[TheStone5152]

Yeah!!

[TheShnapii]

Fuck green, go brown. ;DDDD

[vasp99]

I'm amazed at this old fucker's memory !

[shahsaab86]

fuk green go brown hahahahahahaha

[tomkat205]

7:50 deja vu

[narumaki09]

why cant we watch these videos in a playlist

[k4den66]

@narumaki09 Because that would be convenient...

[proud2bpagan]

My life partner works @ Wal Mart..she says she hates Blue Tooth..you don't know if they're talking on the phone or crazy.

[proud2bpagan]

omg..that old guy gps is how my dad drives! he drives and plays tour guide,lol.

[proud2bpagan]

They think by 2057 they'll have self driving cars..i wonder if the felacio option will be standard,or if you have to pay extra,lol.

[Uemmama]

Russell Peters has competition.

[tvap1122]

@Uemmama Russell Peters? Seriously? Putting him up against Robin would be like pitting a boy scout against a US Marine.

[eraider60]

Fuck green! GO BROWN! :D

[Cavi2Envy]

"WTF are you doing?!?!?!?! I'M CLITTERING!" bahahahahahahahahaha

[eraider60]

Now I want a Scottish GPS. 

[nutonsports]

star trek voyager reference!! yes!!!:DDD

[DaniTyranecia]

I want a Scottish GPS...

[Joppsta360]

HOLY FUCK... "Fuck green, go brown" Choked on my fucking chocolate bar

[snuggles1201]

who the F*CK disliked this!

7 people are posh voiced gps'

[singstrong90]

"Take out the blue tooth oh Seven of Nine" Star Trek!! Whoo Hoo!!

[singstrong90]

I love Bicentennial Man!! Best movie!

[AquaPhoenix2006]

WTF IS THAT!?!?!

A book.

HIIISSSSSSSSSS.....And who are you?

I'm dad....

*GASP*

I miss you.....maybe we can sit down and talk.....

[aaqucnaona94]

it gets u off before it gets u there!

[emmechop]

Fuck green go brown!

[78Joaska]

ford colon :DD

[tightpantsad]

the shits hit the fan and its powering my car! LOL

[NightinGal89]

"too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift"..hahahahhahahahahahaha

[Christmanite]

Yep, googled corkscrew, very disappointing 

[1BlubeTube]

We love you Mr. Williams.

[AngeleiaKenobi]

what the fuck is that? A BOOK. (hiss)

[realhooddan]

Fuck green. Go brown.

[TokyoFreeze79]

He's lost his touch. Kinda sucky comedy

[masterDevis]

7:02, I'm sorry, I don't speak at the speed of GLaDOS.

[masterDevis]

"The shit's hit the fan, and it's powering my car!"

[darrensak]

Thumbs up if you googled "Corkscrew"

[RioEllington]

I need me a Scottish GPS.

[Napier931]

Star Trek reference, I love 7 of 9

[ScarletGirl27]

I dont have call waiting!! xD

[Roachtrix]

4:19 is awesome

[WildMage03]

I really need to stop watching this while eating/drinking lol make a mess all the time lol

[xXKillEmAll616Xx]

Hello gorgeous, no not you fuck you! Fuck you! Yes i want to fuck you, no i dont want to fuck you. FUCK YOU! xD

[JohanStarDragon]

It seems like we of the older generation of gamers are becoming like that where we're saying, "We had to leave the house to play some of these games."

[dieslowlgs]

greatest ever!

[Criomorph]

i litaraly fel of my chair from laughing

[TheApokaliptic]

Fuck green, go brown.

[jerryhello100]

His Bob Dylan to impression is terrible, and it's not that hard an impression.

[masterDevis]

0:35 LMAO! he sounds like he did in Flubber!

[narumaki09]

i want the scottish gps because so i could just miss the turn on purpose

[RVDfanman1]

Thumbs up if you googled corkscrew and was asked for cocksucker

[Rdskinsfan27]

anybody else notice the spit at 9:15?

[Rdskinsfan27]

@SirsRose I would definitely buy that gps.

[macgeek2004]

@noahelp

Zeitgeist is retarded, dude. Seriously.

[LaPerssonandro]

@macgeek2004 Why is Zeitgeist retarded? Have you done alot of research on it?

[grifballa]

"What the fuck is that?"

"A book"

*hiss* "Who are you?"

"Dad"

rotflmao XD

[Thunderstar5758]

Crying just got a whole new meaning!

[1BlubeTube]

Robin Williams for President.

[mwuu]

@1BlubeTube

I would vote Robin Williams.

[1BlubeTube]

@mwuu But the world isn't perfect. Hell,...he would be better than Clinton. Hillary Too.

[peterwc101]

@1BlubeTube no cuz then he wouldnt have time for comedy :P

[1BlubeTube]

@peterwc101 Yes he would,...no,...I guess not. But this Country and the World would be better though. He could get back to comedy after being President, because see, we would have a better economy and we all would have jobs because Mr. Williams has common-sence, and, and thats what we need. Yes Obama does, but not enough people apreciate him because he's black. I voted for him and I would do it again. Not everyone voted for Democrat Politicians in late 2010, November. Obama needed those Democrat

[1BlubeTube]

@peterwc101 Politicians. Thats so he wouldn't have a problem with, republicans that are in the House-Of-Represenitives now.

[1BlubeTube]

@peterwc101 However, Ron Paul isn't that bad, I still don't know if I will Vote for him though. I would feel guilty if I didn't vote for Obama. Its just that not enough voted in the other Elections in late 2010, we all need to vote so Presidents like Obama don't have a hardtime. I would hate to have Obama in again and then a lot of Democrat-Voters diss the other Democrat-Politicians in the other elections, Obama is having a hardtime because most didn't vote.

[Wongzorzs]

@1BlubeTube Go watch Man of the Year. I think you'll enjoy it.

[2seconds2long]

@1BlubeTube You might like the film "Man of the Year"

[1BlubeTube]

@2seconds2long Maybe

[wolfkniteX]

@1BlubeTube Didn't they do that in Man of the year?

[k4den66]

@1BlubeTube Seems like a conflict of interest...

[chainSm0kr]

The great thing about his comedy is it's not just an exaggerated reality. It's like he's giving a funny speech about truth.

[1BlubeTube]

@chainSm0kr Yes, I get my comedy from "FOX News Channel" my news from Comedians like Robin Williams.

[dareak1]

i am rolfmaoing



[Frankenbob22]

Haha. 7 of 9...Borg identification...haha.

[Hypastpist]

If you wear a bluetooth 24/7 im sure there are no long term-KJBFEWIUBSKDHBC

[Torres89013]

"Hi. I'm Robin Williams. I just had a black bean burrito...that's right, I'm gonna drive all the way from San Fransisco to Washington D.C."<----literrally "rofl"ing, which almost never happens. :)

[stivmitchell04]

@Torres89013 I was CRYING like so fucking bad! =)) and am scottish, we don't cry.

[4lifeundertakerfan]

FUCK GREEN......GO BROWN

[Valerieannleeh]

I'm clittering---ahahhhaha

[8secHemiCharger69]

one word, hindenburg good luck.......

[MrMikeyboy16]

Take out the bluetooth O seven of nine

lol love the star trek reference

[meteosurreal]

@MrMikeyboy16

*heh, heh* especially since it is an obscure Star Trek reference.

[fahd2020ful]

fuck



[guysongirls]

and texting the whole texting thing, and texting the whole texting thing

[carrabec99]

"f#@k green go brown" lmao

[blueravenfire]

"what the fuck is that? a book" *hissssss* lol! XD

[SirsRose]

@ 00Kimochi00 rotflmao thats exactly y he should do it lol. Everyone would go into work laughing lol.

[00Kimochi00]

"Who are you?" "...Dad....I miss you." Okay, that part made me so sad for some reason and I'm not even a Twitard...or a texting monster.

[BatmanDCKnight]

and texting, the whole texting thing-and texting, the whole texting thing

[RickRomo]

it's amazing how sharp robin williams is... this is what cocaine and a political science degree does for 'ya....lol

[THESNOWGURT]

a true genious at work nuff said

[webpwn]

F*ck green, go brown

[bssnplayer]

Take off the bluetooth, Seven of Nine...

[niloh96]

''Fuck Green,Go Brown!'' classic

[MRSmetalmayhem]

I wouldn't mind if ozzy made a gps! that would be awesome

[niloh96]

@MRSmetalmayhem he would probably get lost!

[EnviedCure776]

My cousin has a GPS that sounds like Herbert from Family Guy.

[stimmty001]

old voice for gps made me spit out my dinner ... .fuck off.

[DShodan]

LOLOLOL, Corkscrew, Did u mean Cocksucker?

[DarkVampireAngel9]

im choking hahaha

[niloh96]

7:51,am i having a seizure?

[Glitt3rbab3]

ROBIN WILLIAMS FOR PRESIDENT! <3

[spacedout93]

And texting! The whole texting thing! And texting! The whole texting thing!

[KHfan4ever23]

Fuck green, go brown! God I love Robin Williams.

[ManMrCheese]

"No can do hal!" lmao

[vetyp619]

Shit, haha, at just under the 8 minute mark 7:56 ish, you had me a little scared, I thought I was having a seizure for a moment! I actually had to double take it, just in case I was!!!

[TheGuinnessboys]

6 people use bluetooth

[CompleteCarnageTV]

3:32

[kobra1324]

~Googles Corkscrew~ "Did you mean cock sucker?"

LMAO!

[dannygan741]

he's a treky 2 XD !!

[jesse083195]

"what the fuck is that?!" "a book" hissssssss

[chrrycke04]

OMG..i was laughing soo hard during the GPS skit I ended up choking on my own breath hahaha...had to pause right before the Bob Dillion part to breath!!!! LoL!

[teedome3284]

Joy stick attached ! do kids even know what that means?

[chrrycke04]

@teedome3284 HAHA not kids now-a-days! I grew up in the 90s I think my generation was the last to know!!!

[SoulObject]

"No can do, HAL..." LOL

[Oxfordium]

There's your turn! You fuckin' missed it, you idiot! Take another fuckin' right turn! Take one more fuckin' right turn! Take one more fuckin' right turn! Oooh, Deja-fucking-vu!

[puremongrel]

robin...dont do it. the fuel wont last..

I have tried it.

[RioEllington]

I would pay hard money for the Scottish GPS. XD

[ToxisGrey]

Why bother hiring all these other people to do GPS voices? Robin Williams can do them all! Female, male. other famous people, accents... EVERYTHING!

[SukhberS]

I miss you. Lets talk.

[VenusTears666]

I'd love to have a GPS with a Scottish accent!!

[Saisashi]

Cyber witches coven.. lmfao.

[ico26]

its not big brother anymore, its little snitch! hahahah so true

[Robmeistah13]

"and texting, the whole texting thing. and texting, the whole texting thing." deja fuckin vu!

[Blazyguy]

In 1 quarter mile... take a right turn... There it was... 3:40 LOL

[cybermelk]

shitter sounds like an awesome chatroom

[DEIGirl8]

4:58-5:22 LMAO!!

[SirsRose]

I think robin williams should do all the voices for our Gps systems

[argentinianguy]

@SirsRose it would be great for all of those who wanna die laughing

[Napalmburns]

@SirsRose No good i would NEVER leave my car :)

[00Kimochi00]

@SirsRose: Then it's gonna be like, "Turn left..turn left, you fuckin asshole, you missed your fuckin turn!" "Deer on the road, fuck off."

[00Kimochi00]

@SirsRose: "Turn right....off a bridge."

[callofdutyblackops78]

@SirsRose what about lola lol

[mbeatz17]

@SirsRose him and morgan freeman. lol

[jackofalltrades46]

@SirsRose Gabriel Iglesias would be better I think

[ateras360]

@SirsRose I would buy that in a heartbeat LOL

[yyhlover]

@SirsRose There would be so many car accidents, but at least people would be less infuriated about it if he were shouting at them from the dashboard.

[zephroth]

lol that lady with the camera phone was in Tulsa, OK. funny as hell it was.

[cassadanielle]

My tummy hurts...

and my jaw....

yahhh!!

[iEmbarcadero]

" What a great new car. Ford Falatio, gets you off before it gets you there" lol

[chocowafflez12]

"Take a fookin right turn, take another fookin right turn, take another fookin right turn. OOH, DEJA FOOKIN VU."

- Scottish GPS

[Dragoj419]

I want a Scottish GPS!!!

[honou211]

Cyber witches coven... I'm gonna have to remember that one

[puremongrel]

Robbin at his best...this part is great.

[SLASHdaROCKER]

I laughed so much at that Scottish GPS!

[Ayatanoaqui]

One of the funniest man alive, he remind me of Groucho Marx. Both have a speedy brain.

[megstergrrrl]

HEY HEY HEY!!! i loved bicentenial man.

[Resurrectedfantasy]

I can't breath! xD

[leradoms]

Stephen Fry calls the GPS woman his navigatrix, I think Robin would agree with that sentiment.

[lilqtlexi92]

what is that?

a book

-hiss-

lmao i love ROBIN!!!!!

[KillaBuStIn]

Goddamn, this man is a legend.

[rockyedj54]

CHANGE FUCKING LANE!

[sercas619]

0:36 perfect helium voice lmfao

[TroWu]

I almost drowned in a mouthful of water when he said fuck green go brown!

Seriously this man is fantastic and funny as hell! :D

[971redhead]

I want Robin's GPS! :D

[fihndus]

*googleing corkscrew*

[siriushpfan]

*scottish accent* "There's your turn. You fucking missed it you idiot! Take another fucking right turn, take one more fucking right turn, take one *more* fucking right turn, OOH- deja-fucking-vu!"

[ayllasousa]

"Fuck green, Go brown!" LMFAO!!!!! Hahaha this man is genius!! Best comediant on earth <3

[knightryderrwn]

LOL -- "If you're thinking about a hydrogen-powered car, I have one word for you -- 'HINDENDBURG'.  GOOD LUCK!"

[claudelebel55]

some good ones but I'm tired of hearing him say fuck every 2 seconds. Needs to augment his vocabulary

[sixshooter500]

@claudelebel55 fuck

[claudelebel55]

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