Twilight Cycles

[jonathancarlson16]

edward looks like the guy from superman returns

[AbithaJFormroom]

wtf is brandon routh doing in that lol

[Vampericlegends]

isnt that the guy who played superman/Todd ingrham??

[DrWho12345677]

that guy should've been in twilight

[melden00]

funny moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!waha­hahah 

[kettturton]

lol when they levitate up the mountain

[dontdrymyplaydoh]

bahahhahahahhahha!

[Godiscarro]

So funny! x)

[katyronan]

OMG! Thats sooo funny love it!

[cookiemonsteryo]

are you freakn serious?xD

[surgent190]

ey is that the guy who played Superman?

[sharlim1964]

lol!

[catastrophexpro]

He'll never guess it was my bleeding vagina.

[ashc87]

hus the vampire hes hot lol

[sugarrnuttzz]

100 Twilight fans didn't like this video.

[666JESUSWILLBURN666]

STUPID ASS VIDEO 

[sugarrnuttzz]

@666JESUSWILLBURN666 Don't troll videos because you're a "Twilight fan". Everybody has there right to an opinion, you didn't have to watch this video. Fuck off.

[666JESUSWILLBURN666]

@sugarrnuttzz lol kid you're stupid you dont have to be a twilight fan to realize this videos is for fucking retards

[sugarrnuttzz]

@666JESUSWILLBURN666 Excuse me but you're in no position to call anyone a "kid" until you can spell right and use proper grammar. This videos are made to be stupid, thats the point its dumb humor. If you don't like it then why are you here? Wasting both our time. Kid, you need to get a life, and don't try pulling that "I'm 21 bullshit" because if you were, you wouldn't be on youtube trolling random videos. And again, don't call anyone a kid when your name is 666JESUSWILLBURN. You idiot.

[666JESUSWILLBURN666]

@sugarrnuttzz shut your mouth KID

[sugarrnuttzz]

@666JESUSWILLBURN666 A clever retort. I can tell you're a smart one. Honestly, at this point, you're just insulting yourself.

[666JESUSWILLBURN666]

@sugarrnuttzz YOUR MOTHER

[BeMyEdward]

@666JESUSWILLBURN666 You're an idiot.

[666JESUSWILLBURN666]

@BeMyEdward your face

[Awall12345678]

@666JESUSWILLBURN666 wtf username death holy shittt

[specialgirl28]

He resembles Carslile and she looks like Jessica :))

[Diogonjaco]

lol

[atlas88xx]

Bleeding Vagina LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[tiny64050]

thats wierd

[pinkyskulzz]

LMAO is that for real!!!? lol hahhhh o god funny, did she just said its my bleeding vagina.... n it glitters yeay :p

[Brianna101497]

this is funny he'll never guess my it's bleeding vagina !!

[GreenElixir]

OMG BRANDON ROUTH *jizz in my pants*

[04Ammy04]

@GreenElixir SOOOOO amazingly sexy

[thewaainator]

Haha that was the guy who played Shaw on Chuck wasn't it?

[rachusis]

he's hungry for my period..for real :P

[Mcheetah]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the period joke was the very first joke people came up with when the vampire craze of 2009 started. Unoriginal.

[insideman92]

and he'll never guess its your bleeding vagina

[reilyhannahoverhiser]

HA! now you can go back to doing the things you usually do with your vampire boyfriend: like this, this, and more of this.

hahahahahahahahahahhaha

[xXKhaoticRinoXx]

lmfao Vam Pax "He'll never guess its my bleeding vagina" LMFAO!

[lilxHurricane9073]

that girl looks so familiar I think she is the girl from superbad

[cricky14]

the question i have been asking my self for two years, it all makes sense now...thank you funny or die !

[zarthana95]

OH MY BRANDON ROUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! HE IS MUCH MORE 200%++ BETTER THAN ROBERT PATTINSON! MUAHAHA

[koharig45441]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA wts!

[ShadowKissedBella]

Bella: He'll never guess it's my bleeding vagina...

Spokeswoman: He'll never guess it's your bleeding vagina.

[windywest11225]

The guy that plays Edward is Brandon Routh who played Superman and is now playing one of Ramona's evil exes in "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World"

He's a talented actor and very handsome yet he doesnt receive alot of recognition. I wonder why.

[DaneyLiz]

lol

[EZnewby]

That girl was much hotter than the real idiot bella

[thenewlegend011]

damn

[BoomBoomCherrycherry]

Dear Edward

All that glitters is not gold

better luck next time champ :)

[doozer8688]

is this actually addressed in the book? just wondering.

[preetypabla]

wow...lol

[rhickey31997]

HAHAHAHA

[hannah5ify]

omb this is hilarious

[missMF10]

lol i thought of that too!

[juvin08]

ROFL... "and he'll never guess it's my bleeding vagina"... xD

[WNBA11]

ahahahhah ROFL

[Willow1982]

I thought of this too :D. Vampax :D. ROFLMAO

[CountingMagpies]

I always wondered about that. Too bad they weren't the actual actors, that guy is way better looking than Cedric Dig- I mean, the guy that plays Edward.

[rossyster]

@CountingMagpies Haha yep, his only good role was Cedric from HP

YAY HP ROCKS LOL

[armorproductions1]

thats shaw from chuck

[jirandamurras]

is that Dana from Greek?

[thinkulye]

shane dawson had sort of the same idea

[lildashmizz]

nice...

[EnglishRoseyPink]

hahahaha just made my day :D

[BlueVampire1995]

OMG IT GLITTERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[sstrathie1985]

He's hungry for my period - YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK hahahahahahaha

[CommandoMomo]

@rabidsushi I know that. But im talking the ACTUAL actors. Like the ones who are actually from the series.

[chillimonster3]

way to steal shane dawson's idea.. and you guys are supposed to be the "professionals" fucking fail.

[ilovetimburton1]

What song is this from the Twilight soundtrack?

[gentrelane]

EXTRA STRENGTH GARLIC

[watchenutube]

the movies are only popular cause the hunks ;)

[Johnelly]

hahahahaha OMG "he'll never guess is my bleeding vagina" hahaha muerooooo

[TheTWDiBenedetto]

Fuck Twilight... They single handedly RUINED the Vampire mythos with there sparkling in the daylight shit... Pisses me off!!!

[LDKBBAB]

@TheTWDiBenedetto Why don't you get a life, and go back to your fucking Anne Rice novels, faggot!

[twiixables]

LOLLLL!! :D " WEEEEE !! " ;D

[jueshua148]

SUPERMAN!

[xrockstarx87]

lmfao.... I love it.

[MrSpliffjones]

haha is that the chick from superbad??

[itsmeLAURAAA]

And it glitters. *bites lip* LMAO!

[hobojoborox]

@itsmeLAURAAA and it glitters bites lip

[Mentalspud49]

LMAO

[CommandoMomo]

so they can get the actual actors for all their other vids...but not for this one? Then again I cant see KStew or Rpats agreeing to do this. But I always did wonder when reading the books, what about whe she was on the rag? Does she just stay away from them for a week? lol.

[Sashabear40]

omfing ggggggggggggggg this is sooo funny! even if u like twilight or dont, u gotta admit, its funny as balls. and i've already questioned what bella would do when her aunt flow came to visit lol

[MrIonization]

chick was too pretty and not angstsy enough. do i detect a more visually pleasing knockoff in the near future?

[MissLindseyCait]

BRANDON ROUTH!? hahaha! havent seen him in anything besides Superman Returns!

[thatzanderguy]

@MissLindseyCait he was in Chuck on NBC for a while

[az09az63]

lol

[xitsnataliee]

that was hiliarious and stupid! xD

[superCam25]

that was sick and funny as hell at the same time.

[sexyhorsegal98]

ROFL THAT IS HALARIOUS!!!

GO TEAM JACOB!!!

[toffeeaddiction]

why brandon routh why!!

[ilovebunnehsalot]

@toffeeaddiction are you screaming in happiness or anger?

[toffeeaddiction]

@ilovebunnehsalot i'm horrified he did this haha he's too good :P

[ilovebunnehsalot]

@toffeeaddiction i know him as superman and as the hottest dude on the show chuck.

so i was happy to see him somewhere.

even if it was talking about vaginas.

[LisaMarieLoveless]

haha this funny and weird.

[Kekemapa93]

That was wrong.

[katekaynak]

...and it glitters!

[WeAreTheStreet]

Is that Brandon Routh? Holy fuck, that's awesome.

[Lover13Music]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHHAH THIS IS soooo funny

[ladyuggboots]

AND IT GLTTERS loool.

[emo2theheart]

AND it glitters! XD ROFL

[joao1525]

AHAHAH FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

SUPERMAN FTW!

[joao1525]

SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[Nattalie3575]

wow that was just weird "he'll never gess its my bleeding vegina" o.O

[justinlover406]

wow

[ILoveYouEmilieAutumn]

Lmfao

[kinairyuu]

WIN WIN WIN XDDD

[MCookey121]

Definitely had me ROFLMAO

[CODY21691]

hahaha



[Wrkoutguy08]

Does anyone know who the actress is? I know Brandon Routh (the new Superman) is the vampire.

[morti017]

@Wrkoutguy08

Look at the "Superbad" Movie

[dibz06]

@Wrkoutguy08 - Martha MacIsaac

[Wrkoutguy08]

@dibz06 Thank you.

[Vita1892]

@Wrkoutguy08 It's Martha McIsaacs. You probably know her from Superbad, or from the Emily of New Moon series if you grew up in Canada and watched CBC every Sunday morning lol

[deusamigos]

does anyone know how to get the background music from this?!

[atreyutatum]

hahaha nice lol

[AarinHikaKao]

This never fails to amuse me. xD

[Skynamo]

lol, that Kira laugh line was random. xD

I thought this was a disturbing blend of funny and annoying. I have a feeling it is because of the casting.

[melbabiee]

gay fairy sparkles at 1:15

[ccoott]

LOOOL YES

[Dearhunter43]

... not funny.I cant practice my Kira Laugh with this shit.

[BiigKiid1991]

it is very awkward watching those idiots stare at each other that way.

[superepicman1]

this is a win beyond measure

[Annabellerocks222]

she sounds alot like Lea Michele. haha

[tommystockley]

Bahaha, superman and superbad

[GreenKitsuneTheOG]

I always wondered how Bella kept Eddie from killing her every 28 days.

[TheJoshRobinson]

lol

[Lucas1oo]

twilight sucks and this vid is awesome.

[nodaybuttoday1]

ive always wondered what bella did during her period..

[alex6057]

hahahaha I love twilight too but this one is just too good :D haha :'

[GoldenEggProductions]

DAMN IT. Shaw didn't die!?!?! HE JUST TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE. Someone should tell Chuck....

[DivaChicluvsCena]

Best freakin one i have seen lol!!!!

[SOOGLExGUCKS]

lol....amazing...prolly just a dead bird or something...

[wtyazzie2000]

OMG i just spent the last 10 minutes rewatching this trying to figure out who played Bella, and then i finally realized that it was Becca from Superbad lol

[Aleins1exist]

@wtyazzie2000

duude me too. becca wants her goldslick vodka

[Syaaj17]

omg what the heck? rofl

[orlandobabe]

God! I hate Twilight! This at least makes up for alll the stupid stuff I had to watch and hear from it.

[alecmaldonado]

is that Brandon Routh from Superman... poor guy.

[balecraigpattinson07]

@alecmaldonado yeah it is. he probably had nothing to do after superman.

[CMiller1334]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[noyesallie]

that guy looks like friken michael jackson

[crackerjacksfairy]

hahahah, fucking funny as shit! crystal i laughed my ass off!

[DiamondFromhell]

actually, during watching the movies and reading the books, this came into my mind...

Big mistake for Meyer.. :/

[cutestkittyface]

hell never guess its my bleeding vagina! lololololol

[HaliFins]

The guy from Chuck! Awesome

[tenaciousdee71]

haha I always thought about this when reading the books like... did she just never have her period??

[sxysally1]

@tenaciousdee71 Haha I Did To! lmao!

[CrazyInsane367]

lmfao!

[xContaqiousx]

lmaooooooooo

[xohedleyxo]

LMFAOOOOO!!!! this was too funny:P VAMPAX FTW!!

[legitmw]

She is from Superbad. He is from Chuck

[hypnosegirl16]

is that brandon routh playing edward cullen? lol superman

[colostomeboymcc]

is that agent shaw from chuck? man this video is freakin hilarious!

[tookoo559]

I like the sad face she makes at the end

[freshsmash7]

okayyyyyyyy

[musicfreak133]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thats EXACTLY what i was thinking... what happens when she gets her period??!?! xP

[geowhit88]

That was disgusting!

[uglyduckling89]

one of the best things I have seen today.

[YOUAREDEADTOME]

lol that was so funny!

[houseofbeauties]

omg. i always thought about this when i was reading the books. lol

[BestM8ts12]

wernt expecting that D: lmao

[DudeZilla0]

it fucking glitters omg XD!!!

[WolfChica100]

This is hilarious. "He'll never guess it's my bleeding vagina." lmao.

[stargazer0118]

SO SO FUNNY! I agree with most, this Edward is waaay hotter than the one from the movie.  haha!

U rule Brandon Routh! He's in the tv show CHUCK (NBC) season 3. check it out! But he's very serious in that one, lol.

[ProAudioMaster]

thats the girl from superbad didnt noticed her at first

[gorgeous952]

HAHAHAHA WOW!

[PedroRls21]

It's very important for the vampax to glitter, because bleeding vaginas might need to get some air and they want to look their best in their outdoor moments. xD

[jErSeY027]

"he's hungry for my period, for real" hahahahaha

[thormaxtwo]

Anybody else think that guy looks like a younger David Bowie?

[izzarshah]

@thormaxtwo that's brandon routh

[thormaxtwo]

@izzarshah ... I didn't say that WAS, I just said it looked like him when he was younger. I didn't question who this was...

[izzarshah]

@thormaxtwo haha..sorry pal..my bad,

[RealCheeseOnly]

hahaha awesome.

[arilalala58]

hahahahahahaha i always wondered what happened when bella swan got her period

[jdobluvrs]

@arilalala58 me too! i thought i was the only one!!! :-)

[VanillaOfficial]

Use Vampax! ;) Haha! :P

[julesbabeaccount]

HAHAHA

[julesbabeaccount]

HAHAHA

[danebrewer10]

that running up the hill at top speed was just way too funny!

[VictoriaVolTORI]

@TheBrutalReport "She states that this is 'dead blood'.. "

I'm assuming you don't understand how fiction works? The only thing I could advise you to do is to read more.

[TheBrutalReport]

@VictoriaVolTORI Meyer states it's dead blood....doesn't make it a true fact. That's like going on wikipedia and saying everything on there is fact from top to bottom. And I'm guessing you didn't read my other comment explaining what dead blood is? It isn't dead blood, but there could be OTHER reasons why vampires cannot drink period blood. Like the fact that not all of it is blood, but it has other fluids in it as well. Something more logical and makes sense.

[kerins94]

either brandon routh is really tall or shes really small

[yamynamestabitha]

lol i love twilight but this is funny!!!!! "He'll never guess its my bleeding vagina"

[jordancn]

What did one vampire say to another? see you next month.