Fuddi ch dand ( Adult DESI Joke) Only for kanjar's

[Stealthkiller93]

Set a Bai mere ... Keep up the good work

[Singh778]

@09896preet what da fuck is ur porblem.. the man can put anything on utube he want... whoooo da fugg r u ?

huh

[TheJASVEERSINGH]

neka it is funniest joke of the world.........maza a gya sun k kep it up bai ji....sacchi rooh khush ho gyi yr sun ke hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[TheJASVEERSINGH]

o bro dnt worry abt all these guys they all r fooooolllll........keep doing u r work i like you and youtube.......

[hahahameinhoondon]

Wadiaaa si

[kamalsunneruae]

hello adult joke na pao sanu gandiyangalla kaden te majboor na karo youtube bache v calunde a ohna da dhiyan rakho my request

[rajinder54321]

Hi brother U know what r u putting on the YOUTUBE If ur sister mother or wife may be watch this video then what will happen --------------u know very wel

[kavimander]

fail

[harpuneet1]

this joke true watch TEETH MOVIE

[420DAV]

LOL!! that is one fucked up joke!!

[STINKIJATT]

@preets27 oye gandu saliya, tu pehla apni bhen da joke te sun le..bhen deni da

[fzr24]

jeho jeha eh aap aa oho jeha joke aa,fuddu da,chori de joke sunai janda

[zaildar9686]

@fzr24 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[daman86able]

get

a

lyff

[kingtung1]

22g main saun lagyaa hann jad joke muk jave tann dass deo ...? Baki eh v dass deo hasna lehri gall te aaa

[Sehajbajwa2]

bhaji thoda way f talking bda gud aa gg att karai jande jj keep rocking veerree

[slither9111]

hahahah...... muhch ta dand hai ni fuddi ch ghanta hone...... fukin waesome....

[AquaaLeo]

as joke tey hasna see ? gando da joke nai story eay puri ..

[ranjit308]

hahaaahaa bhut wadia



[z3hris4p]

HAHAHAH CHAK CHAK HOR AAONDE 22

[asadtirmizi]

payn punjabi taadi mildi eh sadhi lor di punjabi nal par tussi anni suthri zubaan bol kai v hansa na kudd sukkay. Payn lun, phuddi chaddo jai maksad tada hunsaan da eh tay Pakistani Punjabi stage dramay leh kai aao tay waikho kewain galan kadday baghair tidd ich watt payeda eh. Gal looka di syi eh kai chalo assi tai jawan nai waikh kai hans lyeda par kyi vari nyanay v aes tarha deya shehwa waikh sakday nai jeri tussi v manno gai changi gal nyi eh, aggay tussi aapay samajhdar o,

[710BISHOP]

BOUTH GAAND SHAD DA, VERY FUNNY

[awan9802]

haahahahhhahahahahahhahahaahha­hahah

[kibaluv3r]

Ewww. U kno, u could go for humor, instead of nastiness. But it's a good thing u warned everyone in the beginning. It's my fault I still watched.

[nitin007bali]

mast he !!! nice one!!!

[Hasan5365]

nice hahahaheheheh.. keeep it up man! just chak de phaatay

[Hasan5365]

@09896preet phuddi means vigina

[Adit209]

Neka veer-eh, not all your jokes are funny but this one cracked me up non-stop for a few mins. Keep it real paaji

[jheeta86]

veere ,,,,put on some sensible jokes.. u will be more popular....

[NekaTakhar]

@09896preet

boy you are way to young to know meaning of "phudi" or "Fuddi" . . give it 10 more years you'll find out. now stop watching adult stuff and playing with your SUNDI. get on with you education.

good boy ban too, ok.

Neka.

[Lally0011]

@NekaTakhar haha, can't stop laughin at go play with ur SUNDI, lol u jus made me crack up so hard!!

[jattbrar]

KUSU

[dhillonguys11]

@NekaTakhar Baai ki hoya je tu India ton bahar baitha hain, tu family wala lagda hain mainu, Kal nu tere v bache vaddhe honge, oh v suneya karnge Eh sabh gand jo tu paayi janda hain naale sabh kujh online jdon chaahe te Pachtaunge tere utte..

We hav some social duties, don't we??

[harman2086]

u look more funny than your crap jokes...pls stop boring people..

[4666thiara]

bakwassssssssssss

[4666thiara]

dont do that again please 

[thefunkyone247]

Very funny joke.

[gautam456]

ahahahaa

[singhpunjabixx]

good

[aliwaqas14]

@uvraajg Nika TRhakker te Great ae Ji...

[aliwaqas14]

Baber Sher .

[sikhsoldier100]

rubbish.... sharm kar yaar eho jahe joke punjabi de muh te kalank ne.. tenu nava hee shonk chareya youtube te eho jahe joke sunon daa.. 22 edda nai popularity mildi jidda tu soch reha.. kuch wadia kar dekh fer mashhoor v ho jayenga...

[eacans]

@coolhearted10 : Phuddi deya keri maa wali Punjabi bolda payaan ai kissi Ontari Maa deya bacheya? Lun leni da na howe te....

[coolhearted10]

@eacan.. ben dea lodeya tenu madar choda pyaar naal gal nahi samj ch andi. tu dalleya, klun hai te klun hi rahega tera tan jam sid adhikaar hai eh.... teri banchod di akal hi eve di hai tenu loda samaj lagni hai Punjabi. Tere vas da rog nahi hega eh. samaj gya...hun reply kar ke apni maa apne hatho hi na chudvaai. samaj gya ke nahi. Lun di mael sala dalla.

[eacans]

@coolhearted10 : kutti deya bacheya LUN te CHARH meray maa yawwan waleya kanjarra!

[ankurjandial]

@eacans Madarchoda hun tenu ki mehsoos ho reha hai, ban da loda dalla sala kutte da moot. kanjar to tu hi hai es dunia te ik dusare kise di lod nahi banchoda. Tu saleya pata nahi kindi kindi mauj da nateeja hai.

[eacans]

@ankurjandial Bund de moo waleya. LUN te CHARH.

KANJAR!

[4666thiara]

@eacans bakwasssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssss

[coolhearted10]

@eacans Fuddi yon dian...apna muh dekheya tu kade saleya banchoda gande naale da keeda v tere naalo sohna hunda hai madarchod sala. tere lun te ki chadiye saleya tera lun tan fuddi de danda ne vadd lita hai banchoda dunia da sareya naalo vadda kanjar tan tu hi hai. tu tan saleya dunia da gand hai gand....muh nu dasda hai banchod na hove tan. fuddi yon diya tera gand ch gulla de ke gand band kar danga main samjeya.

[lovepreet088]

kiya bat hai gago di puta karun mo

[JAGGA111]

tu california da aa.. khalistan nu gala gadia.. putt wait kar hun

[PAKIJATT5]

BAQWAAAS



[g530g]

bai tere shittar laune jithe takkar gaya salya koi kamm kar maadrchoda

[megabrainwashed]

hahahahahaha



[azharmona]

can u plzzz make it in hindi also i could not understand.... but it seems to be very funny..........

[manindernz]

come on mann it just a fkn jokes for fuck sex mann if you dnt like just Fuk offf NEKA bai fkntastic joke brother keep it upp :) fk thez ashols lol :D

[jattzupx]

@NekaTakhar neka bire aggey ton title ch vi likh deya kar vi galat lanaguage aa , thnk yu bire

[eacans]

in which universe is this funny?

check out this one:

1 lun aur 2 tatte apus mia batain kar rahe hote ahin.

tatte: yaar bara shuggal laga kal mia cinema XXX movie dekhne gaya....

Lun: o phainchod rehn de, khaak mazaa...sara show kharre ho ke dekhna para.!

[coolhearted10]

@eacans ....lai pher ih ki funny si je tenu pata lag hi gya si ki khada hai tan bevkoofan taran khada hi reha vapis nahi aa sakda si......akal karo madi moti

[wewe745]

dur lannat tere jehe punjabi te

[rahul6682]

i like this videos paaji

and i hope k tusi hoor acha vioed kado

[contacthardipnow]

@NekaTakhar fuck it was a joke or wht???

bhenchod ,,

[putthpunjabda]

hahahahahahah



[ash2051]

I like your jokes they seem so real Neka jawan

[multani2001]

koi mainu bachhaaaaaaa lao ina vadiya joke pata hi nhi lag reha ki hassa ki rowa=)) bhenchod sale

[MultiRebel420]

Kya bat hai

[anmolsidhu2010]

acha bhaji hor kithe kithe dand hunde aa hahahaha:)

[dsathwal88]

yaar tu sainaa beinna baal bacheyaa walla lagdaa..tusi net nu khadoona bana ta..tuhadi ta gall ohh jivve bandar hath khadoona ayeaa .. is nu sare punjabi .. use karde ne.. fudiii deoo tuhadi benh di lun aah apni maa behan nu suniaa karoo.. ohh hassu gi ke mein kee jameyaa...fuddii javoonh da mera salla...

[NekaTakhar]

@dsathwal88

oh bhaji jado tusi title paria joke da , tusi ithey amb lein aye si?

you tube kisey dey pio di zameen tey taa nai bani . enjoy karo.

uda ve mama blue filma net tey hi dekhda?

ithey ta BANDER HATH BANDOOK AYI AA

[keeplarge]

hai oi........ is mazak da ki faida- aive mun gandu kyun kareyeh???

[baljindermoga]

sunyea teri bund h dand nee

[TroubleMakerAK47]

Fuduu sallaaa

[intimidator001]

extremely lame joke....3 mins of life wasted

[calvin0701]

o yaar istara da joke no goood

[THEoneKASANOVA]

lol, not bad :-p

[sameerk76]

Not funny but a good trend setter for creative ppl...

[nottoriousjattt]

Bhain di lunn varh giaa cahamarli di

[faysee123]

ja sardar tu vi LOL A LOL LANI DIA

[tirpsahi]

sorry yaar je teri sister dekh lai ta is c

ange jok bolia karo

[uk13eats]

jaa lul tu lul rehnaa va

[79RockySingh]

mahan fuddu joke.....

[baljindermoga]

kooi khaas gal nhi bani (ina  long joke nhi hunda)

[king1musafir2]

bhen di lun lanayoo jay kisi mere veere un kuj kia tay changa nahi howay ga chuk k rekh yaar

n he told everyone if u cant bear his words dont listen that joke

coz joke is joke

good going brotha

[MrMatrixRevolt]

this one is sooooooooooooo funnnnyyyyyyyyyy

[letmelikya]

lmao..bhaji tusi great o yaar..brilliant job..and like the warning u give before the joke..very responsible..

[aryan7447]

yaar tu punjabiya da naam ta gali hai

[TheMashood]

lmaoo

[jattitalyda]

sohni funny hahahahahahahahaha

[99erz]

funny shit....the two people under me need to get a fuckin life...

[depebains]

What a toilet mouth you are.

you are an ignorant piece of crap and should be flushed away like the turd you are

[baljit96]

fuck man u caragy person tere gear bhan naei hage dog man u tell sister douter

[jezza4986]

HAHAHA!!!! tooooo funny!! love the punch line at the end... keep up the good jokes!

[baljindermoga]

fudhu joke

[faheem1k]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[coolboy4lyfe]

hhhhhhhhhhasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaah

[dilkahlon08]

awesome bro

[Punjabdapunjabi]

Funny

[MrShikarijatt]

haaaaaaaaaaaa

[MrShikarijatt]

hahahahaaa...............sira 22

[megajatt]

ahahahahahahahahahha

[rajsandhu79]

wht a fuddu joke

[redhotisroopak]

is this pakistani?

[guru4u187]

not pakistani nor indian

this is panjabi

[guru4u187]

the last part was funny .. wah ji wah

[WargeMaster1]

hahaha tha was fantastic lol lol

[skitzoo1]

hahaahah

uncle or bibian sunriyan tay sorry bhai

[MrAcolytes]

the delivery was awesome

[ramanprince]

lol....................... really very nice buddy if you have more please upload . once again very nice joke

[rajudhillon]

baba ji bahout good comment ha tuhada joke te te hasa nahi aea par comment te zaroor aea ha

[NekaTakhar]

Kia haal chaal Selva veer ji,

le yaar mathe tey ve laga tey godey tey ve lol :)

HAnji veer jurror ghalo , yaara hassa mazak ida hi chalda rahey hor dunia to kee ley jana?

How's things in australia ? there was alot of racist attacks not long ago?

Yaar ithey ta news tey hi patta lagda.

is subject tey ve kush pawan ga

neka

[JogiHoyaJatt]

hahahaha .. bai njaara aa gya..

[jasmindersandhu]

AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA­H,,,my punjabi isnt even that great, but i still understood and laughed my ass off.

[desi568]

lol nice one

[NekaTakhar]

Freesee1234 veer ji

sorry yaar tenu hassa ni ayia :(

Apni nangi photo bheja ? sayed hassa aa javey .

naa

22g mazzak karda aa lao nasha hi nasha suno

Neka

[Lunnfuddijokes]

mein lunnfuddijokes wala taan apney dittey comment tey koi jwaab dekhn si aayaa, per Freesee1234 dey dittet comment nu dekh hassaa bahut aayaa.just like ur name jo ki Free see 1 2 3 4 hai , our vedios are 1 2 3 jaa 4 nahee per 20 jaa 25 ney and not 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 but saariyaan free see.out of all those vedios ikk vi pasnd aa jaaye taa khull kay huss lainaa kyoni, aithay mull ni laggdaa hussney daa as sukhjinder shindaa bhaaji ne gaaya.still lot of pyaar and hope to get smile on ur face.

[vighnesh007]

BAKWASSSSS!!!!!!

[Lunnfuddijokes]

neka bai jee its me ABabaAmazing from dirty adult punjabi comedy channel.22jee when i started this channel i didnt know abc of internet forget about you tube but on a live family show these young boys in india told me about dirty punjabi jokes channel on internet and they even mentioned you and they actually filmed me and put those first seven vedios from india. i started learning and here we r. i thought i was the only one getting maachod behnchod, why cant they take joke as joke i dont know

[Lunnfuddijokes]

we r all trying our best to the best of our ability to put some smiles on ppls faces but for any reason if somebody dont like it they can still give comments like rubbish, waste of time,not the style what ever but why on earth they do this cheap tatti of maa chod behnchod and even panchod, u dont fuck a pan, u cook or fry in it.thats right init.some stupid ppl giving me the comments like nika neka is better than you and i replied that forget nika every one is baddaa than me, we r not competing.

[Tarunthakur01]

fuddu joke ...... the way he tells the joke is ever more fuddu ..... je saaleya non-veg joke hi sunaun lageya te fer family audience to kyon darda????? kitte teri mummy na dekh laye ???? ha ha ha ..... ena chir joke nahi sunaya jinna chir statutory warning te laa ditta..... anyways .... rubbish joke

[NekaTakhar]

hello bhai g ;)

veer thanks for your opinion.

yaar meri bhen hai nai "tera sala nai ban sakda "

Haaan tusi menu jija ji Juroor key sakdey ho ;)

Doosri gal Meri MAA noo computer chalona nai aunda.

I will do best to bring you better ones .

neka

[jujbirsingh]

lol

[sukhpalsonia]

theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeheheheheh

[1bloozman]

ur  rock.....

[Londonguys1]

Bakwas joke

[aran565656]

faill aha

[swaraman]

lol

[mssobexx]

this no of good for purank call 07595276251

[amyc199100]

funny nice jk

[depebains]

bahut vadea 22

[decentdevil36]

Hello Neka Paji,

I Really love your jokes. I have seen most of your videos they all are outstanding.. Please keep on regularly uploading your videos.

Thanks

[KProperties]

Too funny ji - you're a king. Tvadi punjabi yaar is beautiful.

[musicloveralltheway]

Man thats a really good joke it really made me laugh!

[74bains]

bhaji very good lol... warning is good b4 joke

[HarrySa01]

Hi bro, just wanted to say, I really enjoy your jokes. You certainly put a smile on my face !!!!

Listen, bud don´t let stupid people put you down, screw them !!!!! You´ve already said it´s adult material and if they are easily offended they shouldn´t watch !!!!But you know yourself, there are people out there with ONLY one brain cell and they think they are gifted.... NOT !!!! You keep up the good work and telling your jokes and make people like me smile. All the best from Germany.

[rajivshammi]

LOL

[punbabydoll]

hahhaha.. im not a dirty joke kind of a person.. but i came across this and it was really gross.. like really gross.. but it was funny lol.

[punbabydoll]

hhahhahha...

[RockAustinDXtakerRk0]

lol i ddnt get half of it but hearing the swearing at the end made it funny!

[KallanPuria]

ਫੁੱਦੀ ਵੱਜਦੀ ਰਹੇਗੀ, ਵੈਰੀ ਸੋਧੇ ਜਾਣਗੇ.................

[hayerrajinder]

LOL!!!

[SephirothHitman]

LOLLL

[kpcopk]

Mr.your style and face reading well but recording voice quality very low, pls improve and speach near to mic or edit it with loud voice after recording nice,, carry own well done

[sajidarafat]

i think the way you started i tought it will b good but end was so bad i swear i could not laught but i like your style

[bundmar23]

lmfao ending was jkzz styll

[Sapni1]

Hahahaah ommggg ur so creative!!

[noriee10]

ha ha ha OMG!!

[ranjhasoorma]

bahot wadiyaa veer

[Ramghariaboyz]

LOOOOOOOL!!!! Bau vadia bai ji!

[unidencompaq]

galt gal vai

[harry5096]

Q346Q346Q346

[lowdagaramhai]

LOL!!!!

[jot1417]

so nice man.

[sameervicgrewal]

really really stupid joke.......

[moneysaab]

sahhi gal veer  ji

[altimaser2]

lmfao keep it up man i love these jokes hahaha

[hhelloo]

malwey dee bolee lagdee lol

[ssubha01]

WORST JOKE EVER........

[BayAreaBiker]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaha.....­haye oye rabba...

Mittra... Dhan Dhan Karva Ditti... Hor Joke Paaa

[BoyBad94]

Very nice joke.

[GetToKnow95]

bahahahahaha rhhhh funny;p

[jatkilla]

BEST JOKE EVR

[bhangralegends]

ahahah sooooooo fucking funnyyyy

[brar65]

2:37 sec waste kitey life dey painchoda

[bhangralegends]

fuck youuu

[rizeydholi]

hahahaahha bodi bachari

[FUCKINSHUFFLER]

O BEHN D LUN THE BEST JOKE G

[Manjitsingh08]

this is ur best joke nigga

[Maviusawala]

Hahahaha great

[patanikauniea]

hahaha