How to be funny tip #50: Occupy Twilight

[canucks117]

Who says vampires don't have blood? In fact, they do. I think it was Alice and Jasper that did this freaky thing in the 2nd or 3rd book where they got off on drinking each other's blood.

[curtisbrown99]

the fans will come back dave they will come

[panda0100]

lol iv been on team mike since i saw the first movie. hated it. but the people i saw it with liked it.

[sudacide]

rigor mortis boner maybe?

[scratchmybackerman]

@sudacide that is the only logical answer?

[sudacide]

@scratchmybackerman I wouldn't call myself an un-dead/vampire expert... but sure.

[CarpeCerebrum]

@sudacide so he waitbands it all the time? uncomfortable!

[kossxf]

what happened to Farts part 2?

[MrJarth]

Wow that was the most rational thing I have heard all week

how does he get an erection? smart.

[HomeMadeVinyl]

the period stuff cracked me up

[MrAchu12]

i said it in facebookl with jacob its called zoophilia and with edward its necrophilia

with mike its just love

[ricklidster]

a mormon chick wrote twilight

[TheWantedMediaGroup]

Stiffy! Funny. I was wondering the same thing.

[metalkillsbunnys]

dammit dave your short window to pause the video and read the paragraph made me click an ad for mens cashmere sweaters

[scratchmybackerman]

@metalkillsbunnys haha that is funny!

[mrdcfan1996]

Love this videos love how you said doobly-do like @wheezywaiter

[theycallmeparisray]

I can't handle how much I enjoy these videos.

[Shiryutherain]

love these, sad that they don't get the views they deserve

[scratchmybackerman]

@Shiryutherain its ok, every view I get is worth 10-20 views on other channels because mine are non-rube views!

[CassesVultus]

OMG, the bookcase is magical!!!

[scratchmybackerman]

@CassesVultus you have no idea!

[canucks117]

would said vampires dont have blood?

[scratchmybackerman]

@canucks117 I'm gonna go with yes to this.

[TheArtjom2033]

The period part was disgusting xD

[scratchmybackerman]

@TheArtjom2033 I agree but I am not responsible for periods or vampires or the actions of vampires during periods.

[coollabby00]

you think you're so clever makin' wise cracks about rubes. I asked my magic 8 ball if you were a rube ... SIGNS POINT TO YES

[coollabby00]

can i get a what what whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat crackajacka makin vidyo crackaaaaa

[nemrod2x]

liked team Mortal Mike. also liked and faved this video. one of the best episodes imo!

[411toby]

Of course your brothURS...the viewers know it...it's Wheezy who is in denial....its only

because mom and dad always loved you best. (crap that sniffing after saying women have

periods and we all know it was the funniest thing your nose has EVER done)

[RyanMurphyTube]

I joined the team! Great idea for a team. Here's a terrible joke for you Dave: A vampire walks into the bar and asks for a cup of boiling water. The barman asks: "Aren't you vampires supposed to drink blood?". The vampire holds up a used tampon and says "I'm making a cup of tea." haha, hooray for disgusting, horrible jokes... sorry.

[breastfedTV]

I guess you could say team Edward really SUCKS.....

[scratchmybackerman]

@breastfedTV nice

[wedgeii2]

team mike!!

[fr33doom]

i am very gratefull that you still make vids...fuck views, its the content that counts. greetings from your biggest german fan :)

[scratchmybackerman]

@fr33doom guten tag!

[DakotaSmithification]

*sniff* You don't say....

[NuthouseKid88]

A link in the doobly-doo? Surely you take after your brother.

[scratchmybackerman]

@NuthouseKid88 you see! We ARE brothURS!

[SimpleVisionVideos]

@scratchmybackerman LOL i love that

[demonopolis]

:)