Scrubs J.D. Wants Carla To Open Up

[lastswordfighter]

Raiders of the Lost Ark reference anyone? 

[mutley2209]

this is pretty much what happened if you tried to clean the sink at my old dorm, you say to yourself "i can handle it" and you disintegrate, true story

[landcommander1981]

Why yes Carla, I definitely want in, and I want you to open up. See, I'm being dirty there. Come on, she's hot.

[landcommander1981]

I'm still laughing about what she's actually saying while her thought melts JD's face, "I don't like the way I look. I don't like the way I think. I don't like the way I feel about how I look. I have too much hair, my boobs are too low, my butt is too big, and I'm so short! Plus, when I work up this morning, I cried for like half an hour because I thought I was getting wrinkles, but it turns out I just fell asleep on Turk's corduroy pants!"

[RandyRobbo]

E4 cut this bit out in their 5 pm show but didn't cut out the word pissed in the 5:30 one after it. stupid censorship -.-

[mohammednadeempatel]

...I like that carlas butt is big..

[Bugsy99]

I like how his hair stayed perfectly straight on the skull

[DMDKINGDM]

0:22 shit Ö.o

[jameswandii]

I love that his hair remains lol

[callumccfc]

no i dont LOL

[inakamoto]

0:44 = Isn't it great when you can say that and actually not lie?

[Kojack150]

A "Raiders of the Lost Ark" moment: MAN IS NOT SUPPOSE TO OPEN IT!!!!

[NireonPhoenixDragon]

DEATH BY WOMAN'S THOUGHT

[NireonPhoenixDragon]

DEATH BY WOMAN'S THOUGHTS

[TheEvilDream]

0:19 epic facemelt... xD

[msmez8]

lol

[rockstorm96]

So Carla was examined by top men?

[dorkandproudofit]

@rockstorm96 I'd like to examine HER with my top man.

...okay, I'm done. That's all I wanted to say.

[Munkying]

I like how carla's hair goes from like black to brown XD

[gameguy20100]

@Munkying its the lights

[Speshlk37]

J.D.'s gasp is epic...

[Twistedfunx]

"No i don't" Lol great timing!

[OrionDenali]

hahaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!­!!

[Havana917]

hair is still perfect :D

[Kojack150]

Its like opening the Ark.....

so mysterious and yet you shouldnt....

[blackstallion534]

nice



[Svninja10]

i dont like the way i look, i dont like the way i think, i dont like the way i feel about how i look and think, i have too much hair, my boobs are too low, my butt is too big and i am too short.

[Mizzypowaaah]

lol pause att 0:06 and look at JD's smile XD

[vinceoniep]

@Mizzypowaaah Typical trollface xD

[chaosproduction]

Close your eyes J.D! Don't look!

[commando1555]

lol INDIANA JONES REFERENCE FOR THE WIN

[Aaam1rK]

@donkuking

hahahahaha

[BlueBerryFairy1]

these flames looks like shes wearing an atztec headbad

what is funny cause shes latin

[BlueBerryFairy1]

with this flames she looks like an aztec woman

[StatickTheFox]

oh my god the halo has not been destroied

[cillangie]

Woooooooooooooooooow ahahahahahahah :D

[senorclean66]

J.D. just took a hit of Charlie Sheen

[aangandtoph4ever]

Oh my god. CARLA'S HEAD IS THE ARK OF THE COVENANT!!!

[Wolfaura95]

"doctor cox let me tell a woman her husband was dying *sniff* " xD i love elliot!

[Hirnduebel]

My four year old neighbor kid saw this on my tv when he was over.

First he said "yay it's the doctors, the doctors are always funny" - then the scene came on and he was yelling "NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO!" and cried for like half an hour.

[Hoopermazing]

@Hirnduebel What a little fag.

[Kingskarl2]

FATALITY

[soSpecialkay]

u gotta love that hinge opening sound wen the skeloton jaw opens lool

[otacon1000]

she is so crazy...she has great boobs

[MrHeslopian]

@stewie104thOB Just for being so blatant and pathetic in your attempt to gain views, not even trying to relate your comment to the video you dumped it on, not only will I not watch your cartoons, but I'm going to block you.

[Shakduhn]

a word of warning: do NOT try this at home kiddos, no man can handle a woman opening up.

[ernstergarcia]

it looks like jd opened the ark of the covenant with the nazis.

[131mnaes]

this is the best

[XfpsshOtzX]

This was cut down on TV because of the Blood lol

[MissNeAmy]

pause... "no i don't.."

[13lackfriday]

0:21 gurgling sound JD makes as his face melts lol

[Hu6CityRidah]

Elliot is waaaaay crazier than Carla

[NielasHellsing]

Carla is THE shadowpriest!

[CloakedDeception]

I love how Carla was like, "Now you think I'm the craziest woman here." JD looks at Elliot. "No I don't" LOL ^_^

[sacksmacker]

00:19-00:24 creepy o.o

[TwiddelyMan]

i like how his hair remained intact haha xD

[Hutcarlingos]

it's a reference to that movie, indiana schindler's jurassic terminal

[Gorattin]

@Hutcarlingos o yeah, i saw that movie, wasn't that good

[QuesoGr7]

She melted his face 0_0

[DarkenedPsycho]

Yep Woman do scare the shit out of me lol.

[vubevube]

JD's face melting down looks just the same as the nazi in raiders of the lost ark doesn't it?

[Golfertrytek]

@vubevube I think that was kinda the point.

[TheCrippledHippo]

@vubevube yea it does

[TheCrippledHippo]

@vubevube yea it does thats were they got it from

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

indiana jones lol

[ScarfifyMadge]

I love the horrified gasp from JD. 

[mattsmt20]

I dont know what it is but in some scenes they make Carla look hot and then others they make her look old and used and I dont think its really they trying to show either but sometimes when she just there with no real direction either way sometimes she looks amazing and others its like maybe some other time

[Cathy24601]

@mattsmt20 Its because she's a good nurse. I'm a nurse and I know sometimes we have really bad days and the stress makes us look old and worn. When the unit is not too crazy we go back to how we normally look.

[chippendaleduo]

@mattsmt20 She always looks hot, hush

[xlrwolf10]

no i dont

[Superfrokid]

No i dont XD

[BiggerBango]

*sigh* Carla. Why'd it have to be Carla....

[TheaterRaven]

"I don't like the way I look. I don't like the way I think. I don't like the way I FEEL about how I look and think!" LOL! Carla is hilarious!

[Mrcakeman34]

HER BRAIN IS THE ARK OF THE COVENANT!

[freestylefurby]

lol pause at 0:23

[fmcnally]

they cut this out of the show on tv :L now i know why lol

[Missyme2704]

"I don't like the way i look" says Stunning Carla

.....Guess there's absolutely NO hope for the rest of us then!!

[PutUpOrShutUp221]

i feel like this alll the time i was talking to this girl who was saying how sad she was and i said why *bad choice* and she wrote me like a page long facebook chat i felt like i was melting hahah

[FlavioakaStarscream]

this was the very 1st scene i saw from scrubs. i was talking to my gf on the phone and i looked up at the tv and i thought to myself "that stupid scrubs show is on" but then this scene came on i literally laughed out loud! been watching scrubs ever since, and its my favorite show

[soso104]

MORTALITY!

[OllieZeta]

Fatality~

[xTheGnarlyOnex]

Carla wins, BRUTALITY

[NY4Life]

Shield Your eyes! It's so strong it'll kill you!

[FoolishMortalFOOL]

Turk is a brave brave brave man to marry her.

[renoo27]

"No I don't." Ahaha!

[iceblade05]

carla wins, FATALITY!, XD

[F11987]

@iceblade05 oh man, I laughed so hard at your comment:D Fatality lol:D

[kcz9271992]

its like some old scary movie

[SomethingGodAwful]

Rated M: Content, Blood and Gore, Intense Violence

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

xD elliot just pops up being freaky

[landcommander1981]

I want to marry Carla. Even if I had no face. :D

[campex]

mm, I heard a rumour they had to stop filming because Zach Braff's face melted off exposing his door hinge skull. Now I know the legends are true

[Noodled101]

her boobs are to low.lol

[Eddifrillson]

lol swinging door sound when the jaw drops

[SeanRawe]

it from a movie with title i coundt remember

[ShortyKidGerry]

raiders of the lost ark

[megaman5125]

LOL --- TOO MUCH FOR ONE MAN!!! and did anyone catch the gargling sound?

[partycakeboy92]

I heard it so funny XD

[campex]

baahaha, and the creak of the jaw? priceless

[megaman5125]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO

[SpeedStrike7]

Thats basically an uncut part, where JD's face melts off

[XxKamiKazeApplexX]

No, it's not uncut.

[MiscymLibera]

No I don't. xD

[partygirl209]

thats 2 freaky!!

[campex]

That skeleton face is priceless

[CrazedAtheist]

Haha I loved that part.

[pfa313]

The Doctor?

[LewisAins]

scubs it well good it never gets old

[brandolina87]

that's the same reaction I have when my ex girlfriend tries to talk to me...

[dutertekid]

that was groadie

[thefuckheadsgalore]

Lmao, awesome. Love Indiana Jones.

[LRifenberg]

J.D.'s daydreams were different back then...they were actually related to the topic at hand :P

[NightmareNumber100]

whoa, indiana jones flashback, LOL love this show

[savageFTW]

i remember seeing this episode when it was new

ah i miss old scrubs when they were all interns

[naokattakihsirahsabu]

Haha where do you meet these women? haha, seriously I didn't mean it in the way you are all thinking, I mean even if he/she had problems, i'd help her out. There ARE guys like that out there.

[nataliev83]

This was the very first thing I ever saw on scrubs...I was hooked for life!

[finnishnin]

@nataliev83 It was Dr Cox's Girl names for JD that hooked me.

[vahabi3]

lol jokes

[TheJokMadHatterPanda]

what did Elliot say i couldn't understand her?

[SWATKAT22]

"Dr. Cox let me tell a woman that her husband is dying"

[watchingrob]

I don't think he gets it, can someone please answer his question already!!! Come on people!!!

(Kidding...weird...i know)

[watchingrob]

Lol, dick ;)

[FoGGeRdk]

:'(

[watfordboy96]

If ur going to be a cock like that, try and spell DYING right.

[FoGGeRdk]

im not TRIEING to be a cock..!

[watfordboy96]

oh then it must just be a natural talent

[renoo27]

@Watfordboy: Dude you realize you were being a cock too? FoGGe just expanded on it.

[jazzamk]

they always cut this out when its not in primetime in the UK :( love it though haha

[finnishnin]

And he's in love with that crazy person.

[NatterV2]

Carla of the covenant, ha ha classic scene from indiana jones into a scrubs classic

PRICELESS!!!

[NocturnalAngel77]

This has got to be the best Scrubs moment in history. lmao

[BlueEyedBabe03]

"No, I don't."

LMFAO. Wow. xDDD