Your Religion Might Be Bullshit If... (with country boy Redneck Ronnie)

[FriedSynapse]

I can understand the age restriction. Some people are deathly afraid of words. They cringe in terror when you use one they don't like. They don't want their children exposed to those words, so they only use them when they think no one is looking. I get it. They want to protect the children.. because only god (or his pastors) should be allowed to harm them.

As for hate speech or flagging.. no. There's no hate here. Mockery isn't hate. It's like pitty crossed with a great deal of amusement.

[TruthSurge]

@FriedSynapse yeah, I don't mind having ratings on vids to inform people. But to remove a vid because one person complained... ya know.

[zahadaq]

If this video was NOT offensive I'd want my money back.

[socksumi]

Wonderfully, beautifully, properly offensive... no doubt about it. 

[ThomasTrue]

This video is blasphemous and deeply offensive to people of many religious persuasions.

I LOVE it. :D

Keep posting friend. I have subscribed. :)

[roflpwned]

LOL

[L00NGB00W]

"I looked at hell and saw that the majority of it's inhabitants were women ~ Muhammad"

Well Sheeeiiit! Paint me red and sign me up for my pitchfork and them ol' bat wings!

Yeehaw!

[8Rincewind]

@TruthSurge You should start a new channel in case this one gets taken down.

[8Rincewind]

I have always thought the Bible could do with a few jokes to lighten it up a bit.

[kuttenkijker]

These goddamn ''flaggots'' are pissing me right off! Some of those flaggots have flagged one of my videos, fuck 'em!

[GodlessHappyAndFree]

HA HA! Great stuff. Well done.

[TruthSurge]

@GodlessHappyAndFree thanks

[TruthSurge]

@GodlessHappyAndFree thanks

[TruthSurge]

@GodlessHappyAndFree thanks

[TruthSurge]

@GodlessHappyAndFree thanks

[TruthSurge]

@GodlessHappyAndFree thanks

[TheMuskokaman]

Best redneck show I've seen!

[TruthSurge]

@TheMuskokaman thanks!

[TheWildlifeRealm]

Good job Truth, you really nailed that voice well.

[TruthSurge]

@TheWildlifeRealm thanks! I've been around the south some so it's not too hard to do. :)

[Dryeyescrying]

might => is and you got it all right.

[TruthSurge]

@Dryeyescrying yeah but then the humor of "might be" juxtaposed with the CLEAR bullshit would be missing and the vid wouldn't be as funny! hahha

But I get what you're saying.  There ain't NO might about it, as Ronnie would say.

[Cenamark2]

54 People believe in bullshit.

[fightinglobo06]

0:54. is the catholic church owned by the Umbrella Corporation?

[TruthSurge]

@fightinglobo06 what that?

[adtc]

"even while you're throttlin' your poultry" << that's the age-restricted part :P

[TruthSurge]

@adtc ya can't age-restrict euphemisms! cmon!

[Hillbillykid2000]

you ought to really be red neck instead of fake ! stupid !

[jack9717]

religion

[Impulse116]

show me the religion that is not bullshit and i will convert to it!

[TruthSurge]

@Impulse116 as far as I know, all of them have a measure of bullshit added in. So, you'll need to wait for one to come along that is a reflection of reality. I'd offer science to you but it's lacking a superbeing who threatens us all with eternal torture if we don't grovel at its feet.

[Variann]

Subscribe'd

[TruthSurge]

@Variann thank ya. I have a few cool vids in the ole backlog if you haven't seen 'em.

[TruthSurge]

@CrossSwordAndShield I like :30. hehehehhe Baby Jesus pooped himself a lot back in those days. But hey, he was only a baby. He couldn't help it. Yeah, no matter what the humor is (unless it's tastelessly bad about cancer kids or things out of people's control) you can still have a sense of humor. Once you realize that, well, you're better off. Else, you'll be pretty ticked off most of your life. thanks!

[adamg0013]

I have only one problem L. Ron Hubbard, might of been a pedophile too... but love the video

[TruthSurge]

@adamg0013 is there any good evidence for it? If so, then I certainly overlooked that pwnage opportunity! thanks

[joshcarnitas]

HAHAHAHA fuckin brilliant! Well done!

[TruthSurge]

@joshcarnitas thank ya!

[GoblinXXX]

I really enjoyed the cartoon at 4:08, where the nearsighted Muslim guy is mistaking the shower curtain for his wife. (The one advantage of the birka-- Your wife or girlfriend would probably never ask you if they "look fat in this".)

[TruthSurge]

@GoblinXXX yeah, that's funny. humor is often found in exaggeration and of course he'd never do that but it's still funny. and sad at the same time.

[hcnl951]

Can I ask you what your religion is?

[TruthSurge]

@hcnl951 not religious. I was a Christian for over a decade but no longer believe any religions are true as a whole. There are pieces of truth in them and those pieces I embrace but as a whole, I reject all religions. We don't need an "ism" to tell us that harming someone is wrong, do we?

[hcnl951]

@TruthSurge Ok, one more question. What is mans purpose on earth?

[TruthSurge]

@hcnl951 the purposes we give ourselves, as there is no one higher to dole out purposes. Your purpose might be (one you've taken to be your purpose) to spread the news of Jesus Christ. A Muslim might feel her purpose is to spread the good news of the Quran. But ultimately, we choose our purposes and they can change over time. They can be big or small. My purpose today is to make it through safely and not harm anyone if possible. oh, and eat this big plate of food in front of me.

[TruthSurge]

@hcnl951 I try to think beyond my own tiny existence when I do think. Imagine looking at our planet from millions of miles away. how petty it is against the almost infinite backdrop of the universe. Our planet could disappear and would have basically nil effect on the rest of the universe. We make our own purposes which are usually for the here and now and about things that involve our own tiny sphere of experience. So, we have no "purpose" as in some master thing I was made to do.

[hcnl951]

@TruthSurge "...when I do think." I might as well just stop right here. We all know that life can be a beach... right? So why not just die and be done with it? Why value life?

[TruthSurge]

@hcnl951 "Why value life?"

If you have to ask that, you're right. We might as well stop right here.

[hcnl951]

@TruthSurge I highly value life. I belive the chief end of man is to glorify god and to enjoy him forever. I'm just trying to figure out your views so I can better understand where you are coming from. Hence the questions. If you want to continue our "debate" you can answer the questions. Feel free to ask me any also. If you don't, I'm fine with stopping right here. Your call.

[TruthSurge]

@hcnl951 You were the one who asked "why value life?" So, I wasn't born yesterday. The clear implication is that you believe the the only reason to value life is because you believe your religion requires you to do so. Why else would you assume that an atheist does not or could not value life?

Do you value ALL life? What about animals? Or are those just put here for our pleasure and amusement, not matter the suffering we put them through in order to grill and eat them? etc.

[micometer]

@hcnl951 If your life has that little value, by all means. I, on the other hand, enjoy my life and want to see the cause of mankind furthered by increasing our knowledge on all things scientific.

[NewUser21111]

lol this shit is hilarious!!!

[TruthSurge]

@NewUser21111 thanks!

[NewUser21111]

@TruthSurge No problem, I love that toothless hillbilly back country yokel. Who knew some of them rednecks had some common sense. lol God bless you Redneck Ronnie your the Pat Condell of your people haha...

[TruthSurge]

@NewUser21111 hehe

[derman077]

Throttling your poultry. 'm gonna use that. lmao

[TruthSurge]

@derman077 :)

[halolIlmao0]

If your religion stolen has stolen its ideas from all other mythologies that predate it. Your religion might be bullshit.(Idea for part two.)

[TruthSurge]

@halolIlmao0 yeah, I rarely do part 2s and 3s and 4s and... oops. but yeah, you could easily do a part 2 with so many errors, contradictions etc.

[727Phoenix]

"If your religion demonstrates more love for its pedophile members than for their victims," -insert Watchtower/Jehovah'sWitness logo) "Your religion might be bullshit!"

There is humor in Islam-

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: "Knock-knock!"

Jeff Dunham: "Who's there?"

Achmed: "Me. I kill you!!"

ha ha

[TruthSurge]

@727Phoenix yeah, that Achmed routine ... i was surprised he didn't get attacked anywhere on the street.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

Wonderfully understated, great work RR :D

[TruthSurge]

@JesusSuckedGayPenis  thank ye

[IFoundIslam1]

@TruthSurge This is one of your dumbest vids yet.

hahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahaha

Sorry, I'm still laughing.

[TruthSurge]

@IFoundIslam1 yeah, that's why there's so many likes.

[IFoundIslam1]

@TruthSurge So many likes?

That only proves there isn't a shortage of idiots watching you. LOL

[TruthSurge]

@IFoundIslam1 maybe YOU'RE the idiot?

[LeeOzzyOswald]

your upload might be bullshit if you steal the whole fucking routine from a real comedian...

really, this is outright theft, lame & unfunny...too damn bad...waste of time, energy and skill.

[TruthSurge]

@LeeOzzyOswald You and all your sock accts might get blocked IF... your nickname is LeeOzzyOswald. fuck you.

[TheBiAtheist]

@LeeOzzyOswald Who said it first?

[dingodavid]

If your two-year-old has more teeth than your local preacher, then your religion might be bullshit.

[TruthSurge]

@dingodavid Aw, now. He might just have bad tooth genes!

[DoctorMeh]

That bull's guts are done tored up.

[TruthSurge]

@DoctorMeh yeah, it's from consuming all the crap religiotards fed him. :(

[777Clong]

hahahahahaha this video is amazing! 

[dingodavid]

Thanks Ronnie.

Whoever said that all rednecks are slack-jawed morons has oviously never listened to this video clip; or they might be talking bullshit.

[ulthea]

I watch too many of my kids cartoons...All I could picture was "Mater" from Cars :D

Great video!

[TruthSurge]

@ulthea well, I don't watch TV or cable so I'm totally ignorant of new cartoons. Couldn't tell you the characters on southpark.

[MrTurbochargd]

God told me to flag this video because although he is omnipotent and all powerful, he is concerned about negative Youtube propaganda.

[TruthSurge]

@MrTurbochargd well, if god tells you to do something, by GOD, do it! :)

[AvatarOfAvatar]

Religion is the simplest way of identifying the stupid among us.

[TruthSurge]

@AvatarOfAvatar well, SOME of the stupid wears off. I used to be a Christian. :)

[AvatarOfAvatar]

@TruthSurge

Me too ;p

[Zarrakan]

LOVE THIS VIDEO. :D

PLEASE MAKE MORE! =)

[Troubleshooter125]

"MIGHT be bullshit?!?" Two plus two MIGHT equal four as well!

[TruthSurge]

@Troubleshooter125 It's called understatement, bro. It's funny to understate something that is beyond question. Like your 2 + 2 line. Politicians MIGHT be corrupt. There MIGHT be some Jews in the entertainment industry. etc. So, it's funnier to say might than is because we KNOW is is what SHOULD have been said. :)

[Troubleshooter125]

@TruthSurge Yeah, I know. Consider it a contribution to the cause from an engineer / troubleshooter / skeptic!

Thing is, too - science at least is willing to say that it MIGHT learn something in the future that alters what we know now. It's happened plenty in the last 100 years. But a 2,000 year old superstition that never changes, knows it all, has no corroboration, yet MUST be believed at the risk of one's life?!?

Like the man says ... BULLSHIT!

[TruthSurge]

@Troubleshooter125 yeah, hard to know the true meaning of posts sometimes so if you were just playing along, then my apologies for lecturing ya on understatement. hehehe

Yeah, science has been wrong but it's a correcting process that tries to eliminate the false along the way. As you said, religion doesn't do that. It clings to it's falseness and threatens those who don't believe it with eternal torture by a "merciful and loving" god. ! thank ya!

[Stateoftention]

All Religion is definite bull shit!

[animimm]

@TruthSurge

You have to add: If your religion permits you to expel hundreds of thousands of people and steal their land because your god promised you so, and then you call it a democratic country, your religion is definitely bullshit.

[TruthSurge]

@animimm yep

[jack9717]

@animimm if your religion permits slaughter of infidels with a reward of 70 virgins in heaven your religion might be bullshit!

[animimm]

@jack9717 Right dude! Who claimed the opposite??

[dillinger9999]

one of the best youtube videos i have ever watched..hands down!! no bull shit!

[TruthSurge]

@dillinger9999 thank ya. and it's boolsheeut. hahahhahaha gotta say it like a true southunah.

[dillinger9999]

@TruthSurge I subscribed to your channel did you accept it?

[TruthSurge]

@dillinger9999 subscriptions are not accepted or disallowed; they are automatic.

[TruthSurge]

@dillinger9999 thanks!

[heaventonight616]

Haha. Too funny!

[TruthSurge]

@heaventonight616 thanks

[Scobo11]

If your religion is to criticize other religions, your mind is brainwashed by atheism and scientism.

[TruthSurge]

@Scobo11 If your religion forces you to redefine words such as atheism to mean religion, then YORE reelijun..... might bay BOULSHEEUT!

[ThePeshkac]

@TruthSurge Haha!!! So true!

[TruthSurge]

@ThePeshkac :)

[ThePeshkac]

@Scobo11 Sorry to inform you, atheism isn't a religion. Scientism isn't a word. Do you interpret and make up words just like you interpret your belief??

[Scobo11]

@ThePeshkac I think you're smart enough to get what I mean when I say Scientism. And Atheism can fall into the definition of religion. When you have a set of beliefs (no god) and you act accordingly to them, it is a religion. Atheism is BS and you're a fool who gets what he deserves if you follow it.

[dillinger9999]

@Scobo11 Scientism, Atheism! are not fucking religions you stupid tool! Belief and faith are a lack of truth! You stupid FUCK. and Atheism is nothing more than a none theist. Stupid!

[Scobo11]

@dillinger9999 Atheism can be a religion moron. But you have no way of seeing that because your brain doesn't work properly. Look up critical thinking and try to think for yourself. You probably can't even dress yourself but might as well reach for the stars as they say.

[dillinger9999]

@Scobo11 you are really stupid! how can a 35 year old act like a 3 year old? what you've just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard, everyone in this thread is now Dumber for having read it!

[Scobo11]

@dillinger9999 ok "Dumber"... your the one who can't spell, don't know a word when you see one, can't define religion.

[dillinger9999]

@Scobo11 “Atheism deprives superstition of its stand ground, and compels Theism to reason for its existence”

George Jacob Holyoake

[dillinger9999]

@ThePeshkac Scientism is a word. sci·en·tism [sahy-uhn-tiz-uhm] the style, assumptions, techniques, practices,

etc., typifying or regarded as typifying scientists. scientific or pseudoscientific language. But yeah that guy is a total Christian piece of unmitigated shit.

[JustinLB82]

lmao That cartoon at 4:07 is hilarious.

[TruthSurge]

@JustinLB82 hehe

[PersianHonor1]

So true

[JoeStunner]

There's no "might" about it.

[TruthSurge]

@JoeStunner yeah, was just sort of understatement hehhehe

[whiteraider]

explain this shit, religious retards ...

[peaceheretic37]

This video might be the best on Youtube since Pat Condell's "Justice for Osama". It made me laugh anyway. Yes, I must try harder with my mediocre Youtube efforts because I've just been awesomely inspired. Thank you.

[DeadlyTeaParty]

So funny! I believe that religion is bullshit!

I'm Atheist and proud XD

[jmecrg]

@ 5:20 if you live on the earth where there is thousands of religons .....your religion might be bullshit ..........it is what it is people ....counties,parishes,township­s states countries  where all created to divide us... there is only one race..... the human race..we are all the same people that bleed the same blood and breath the same air ..we just live in different regions of the land

[MrNoKik]

i Didn LOLED so hard for quite some time, this is AWESOME!!!

[TruthSurge]

@MrNoKik thank ye!

[wolfman12144]

This should have a part 2

[lXMaverickXl]

pretty great...I LUL'D at the wanking stick figure! XD

[The98Funnyman]

Does any one feel like joining my religion? It's called Dildology. It basically involves worshiping a big purple flying dildo named 'mcdildis'. Please note that you will have to believe in contradicted stories that have no evidence to support them and you will have ignore actual facts & evidence. Oh and women are reduced to sex slaves upon conversion. Oh and you also have to pay $100 to join. So, anyone wish to convert?

[FemaleUnknownUser]

...watched the whole thing just to hear him say it again: "your religion maht be boulshit" xD

[iPriestHolmes]

I have magical underwear...it has spongebob on it.  he, is my savior.

[dwc311]

religion

[undertakerfreak1127]

If you flag a video because you're too butthurt over the fact that it speaks the truth about your religion...

Your priorities might be bullshit.

[stoutmeister91]

If your religion claims to NOT be a religion and yet requires you to worship a deity figure, attend church ceremonies and rituals, and follow a holy book, your religion....guess what....MIGHT BE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

[mikeyg789]

if you live on a pacific island and a god figure never existed on an the island without outside influence, then your religion might be some bullshit

[mikeyg789]

dude this video is fucking awesome

[TruthSurge]

@mikeyg789 thank ya!

[JeniusRetard]

If your religion demands women dress like a ninja irrespective of the desert climate, your religion...might be bullshit.

[TruthSurge]

@JeniusRetard :)

[takerumiyamoto]

Hahaha Funny,

[TruthSurge]

@takerumiyamoto thanks

[cuginetycoon]

No religion , and all religion is bull shit...... Death is not Bull Shit , neither is Stem Cell Research , Cycogenics, and Pace makers..... Take that Bull shit from there

[rietveen26]

glad to live in one of the few countries in the world with an atheist majority....

[TruthSurge]

@rietveen26 lucky bastard. hehe

[TruthSurge]

@rietveen26 lucky bastard. hehe

[TruthSurge]

@rietveen26 lucky bastard. hehe

[wbnc66]

@TeesByTruthSurge Your right,I let one image get to me.... sorry. Up til that point I was shaking my head and trying not to laugh as you nailed one stereotype after another. My examination of my own religion has convinced me most people setting in Sunday school are well.....clueless. After a decade or o of not only not believing in Him but pretty much hating gods guts I finally came up with answers I could live with...and then I turn around and make an ass out of myself..My apologies.

[wbnc66]

@wbnc66

My Personal journey Christian(holiness) Atheist, pagan, atheist christian(None of the Above). I have watched more of your videos. and now have a totally different view of you. My most profuse and humble apologies.

Your vid highlights a lot of flaws with religion in general.....which is usually the believers, dogma, and other nonsense....and when it hurts it is getting close to a nerve....I should have remembered that.....which is why I say I'm not a very good Christian.

[wbnc66]

If your opinions are based on misconceptions, inaccurate assumptions,and ideals that are centuries out of date...and are very narrow interpretations of the source material.....Your opinion might be.....wrong...... I don't insult atheism, agnosticism, humanism,polytheism,or any other belief....how about extending the same courtesy to me. You can make your point and still be civil.. Try not slapping people in the face, it's more effective.

[IFUCKINGLOVEYOUTOO]

VenomFagX flagged this.

[TruthSurge]

@IFUCKINGLOVEYOUTOO somebody did.

[GIossary]

2:45 - 3:07 was fucking hilarious

[TruthSurge]

@GIossary :)

[soulkiss1001]

these are out of context lies from satan...read the biblew for all its worth in context.god gives us rules for our own good....jesus wants the best for us satan is a liar please log on to equip.org

[Dracopol]

@soulkiss1001 Tell me what's out of context about Jesus losing his cool and whipping merchants (John 2:15) who, by Old Testament law, were SUPPOSED to be there (Deut. 14:25-27). That totally disqualified Jesus Christ from being a role-model for anyone.

[Dracopol]

Yes, very good. It got more and more nonsensical to me why an all-powerful, big God has to hide himself like a little girl constantly bullied because she is petite, hiding in a dumpster until the big girls leave school before showing herself. If we promote freedom, people will get more and more fed up with religious nonsense and will walk away. 9 (more) countries will become majority Atheist in 50 years, including Ireland (!) The US will take longer, but only ONE generation longer.

[TruthSurge]

@Dracopol thanks. We can only hope but yeah, the US will take MUCH longer, IMO. It's totally ingrained into politics and there is literally a church on every corner.

[Dracopol]

@TruthSurge We've already gone through that phase in the province of Quebec, Canada, full of staunchy Catholic French-Canadians. The rosary prayer was broadcast on the radio EVERY day, priests controlling education. But after the Quiet Revolution of the 1960's, the Québécois said hello to birth-control and a big Fuck You to religion. Churches are parking-lots now, there's always room!

[TrustingDoubt]

@Dracopol I swear, I will most likely leave the US once my dad dies. There isn't anything here for me really. If I never saw a religious symbol again it would be just fine with me. I would like to live somewhere where I don't feel like someone is watching me 24/7 and that I'm in danger just because I happen to actually be the more moral and enlightened person. That's always the horrible irony. The monsters are the ones usually in control.

[Dracopol]

3:00 The wooden puppets depicting homosexual sex seem to have boobs and so are not men, so that's a small error, hahaha.

[thescorpionking2020]

beautiful video explains everything

[TruthSurge]

@thescorpionking2020 thank ya

[jerico641]

Love it; I can see the fundies cringing now!

[9Khaleel7]

And that's no bullshit!!!

[benaberry]

The truth hurts sometimes, suck it up!!

Nice video, new fan!

[TruthSurge]

@benaberry thanks!

[cosmicskydaddy1]

Epic,halarious, brilliant! If anyone flags this down, I will mirror it on three channels myself, and send it to several other people to do the same.