Mad Tv-Average Asian

[TheLastRevelation01]

haha ugly ass asian ugly eyes, ugly bodies, ugly skin (sick yellowish color), ugly faces, and midgets i feel sad for asians.

[TwinVidz]

Like if you saw Bobby Lee on =3

[ICEGHOST22]

my girlfriend can relate to this,the same thing happened to her on her birthday

[Frontlinecool]

i like the last part

[fuckyouhookers]

A Classic... bring MadTv Back

[alastor23]

Nobody insults a ninja and lives!

[McDADDyK]

Id be so pissed if this wasnt so funny.

[TheKethline]

This isn't meant to be offensive. It is meant to show people how ridiculous THEY look when they thrust stereotypes on others. This is exactly why the American public could not take Mad tv.....they were too honest....but SNL--- that mess of political correctness--- now THAT they can get behind. For a country that prides itself on how open minded they are, consumers there can be surprisingly hypocritical. BRING MAD TV BACK!!!!

[warsilver99]

year of the thimble, year of the top hat? -lmao!

[loldonutsify]

I foound this offending n Im not even asian lol

[KobeKB24Bryant]

LOL

[TheProverbialHater]

What is it?

A pair of nikes I know they're not put together right now, but I know you'd be able to do it.

That was so ignorant it's hilarious!

LMAO!

[ABANAKAKABASANAPLAQ]

It only targets the eastern and northern asians (chinese, japanese, koreans, viets) Malaysians, indonesians, filipinos, indians have waaaay different stereotypes

. especially the ninja part

[AssKicker411]

@ABANAKAKABASANAPLAQ this is making fun of that ignorant bitch. you ignorant bitch

[NotSoLiberal]

I fuckin get this "I'm not gonna even try to pronounce your last name" all the time ... and I'm not even asian!!!

[himynameisduh]

wtf is "luagh" - the person spelled it that way twice... good god

[Asia0Lee]

the white people are total f****** haterz. they need to get a life, and get their a**'s kicked by ninjas!!

[vikkaboo]

@Asia0Lee

LOL, it's not just white people that are ignorant. Have you been living under a rock?

[Asia0Lee]

@vikkaboo no. :|

[ItheSwick]

@Asia0Lee You have a small dick. Your argument is invalid

[dragondude21Rumble]

i'm half asian and this suxs like neenja XDD i know what it feels like to be him XD

[timothywu96]

This is obviously making fun of the ignorant people who make fun of asians...

for the record: i'm asian, and this is freaking hilarious lol

[orgasplosion]

Bobby Lee is fucking awesome haha

[okeykkey]

hahaha Daumah..

[pcpik3r]

whats also what people do

[babypink912]

im not asian and im offended

[Andragon90]

@babypink912 I'm offended by you. GTFO

[RegineWuzzHere]

@babypink912 ikr?! im black, but when she assumed he could put together those nikes i got pissed! lol

[Lalaluna01]

People usally see asians as Japanese or Chinese, but Malaysians and Indonesians are asians too!!

[Griesmayer]

@Lalaluna01 so are Indians, but them mericans dont get it.

[SlickRicky14]

Does Bobby Lee NEED to be Asian for every skit he does??...I'd personally get tired of it. Everyone else can just be a character w/o justification of race

[NiggerKiller2011]

i know they are not together right now but you can do it hahaha dang that is hilarious ahha

[orangepan13]

Caucasian: You never summon ninjas!

Asian: Sometimes I do...

[XLSaga]

ATTTTACK!

[MrMrJHetfield]

If you press 1 over and over, it sounds like a chicken.

[LaughJester9000]

This isn't making fun of Asians, it's making fun of people who make fun of Asians.

[Vietboi85302]

He's an Average Asian, who just called for a ninja invasion. If you give him too much sass, His friends will kick your ass, He's an Average Asian!

[666asiamalaysia999]

When I watch comedy like this with white ppl and they laughed I would pretend like I'm all offended even though I really think it's funny.

Then they would feel bad for being racist and I would be doubly amused.

[TheWayne0777]

Im part japanese, and basicaly any asian can relate to this in any way, it still fking halarious. And yes we can summon ninjas, fear us!

[cjcool91]

@TheWayne0777 We will never dare to face the wraith of the ninjas. All hail asians! Jk jk man

[seahawksbaseballsgay]

@TheWayne0777 fuck u

[XXTheZombiesXX]

@TheWayne0777 Same with me and my middle name is hideki.

[19fable]

@TheWayne0777 will do buddy lol

[thatasiankid45]

@TheWayne0777 D: SHIT NOW THEY KNOW!! we must release ALL the ninjas, THEY KNOW TO MUCH!!

[SecretBlaziken101]

@TheWayne0777 hell yeah

[vichobreakthewall]

@TheWayne0777 ditto

[EJ920]

Well I am asian and to be honest I find it hard to pronounce/remember non-english and non-Japan or Korean names.

[giansantiago]

@EJ920 That depends on the invidual I guess Asian or even westerners who are not exposed or educated to the far eastern world, Im Asian but I can pronounce or remember Asian names or even eastern European names.

[EJ920]

@giansantiago of course of course. For me the names of the middle east are still very foreign to me (besides Muhammad) and takes me a while to get down. But yes you are right :D

[RyokotoInazuma]

Lol that nike part cracked me up XD

[PrivateVideoArchive]

lol so they do have ninja friends.

[luizramires7]

damn, that nike part was too fucking hilarious

[randalpaigew]

That theme song is GOLD!!

[chonjii8ongbak]

sometimes i feel like an average asian. -___-

[Cadbil]

He was born the year of a dog.lol he is a dog like me. =)

Thumb up if u r a dog too.

[OrlyDudeGuy]

People, don't take this too seriously, they're making fun of stereotypes not being racist. It really shows the stupidity of stereotypes and it's hilarious.

[Armand32]

gwen stefani video..lol

[BrainCreep]

That was funny as hell! the Nike thing..DAMN! Where do they get this stuff? I don't think any race isn't ridiculed in comedy including the douchie oblivious media tards that the white people are portrayed as! Stereotypes in Comedy is hilarious, too bad people take this stuff seriously.

[patr1xs]

im azn and i laughed hard at nike part lmfao

[0talespirit0]

where can i get 'make-your-own-nike's from? I'm sure i've got what it takes to put one together :D

[IntEngT]

Making fun of ignorant people. Clearly. :-_)

[Laulaxative]

I'm Chinese myself and I thought this was hilarious!

[Missteree87]

are people so stupid that they can't realize that this is dissing racially ignorant people NOT asians?

[SimplicityInItself]

@Missteree87 DUHH

It's because this aired in America, where common sense does not exist :/

Only cheeseburgers, lots and lots of cheeseburgers

[nokonoko90]

Why mixing so much different stereotypes of different (unrelated) nations.

This thus shows that Americans can't tell ethnicities and races apart.

[emmthreejonny]

@nokonoko90 I'm pretty sure its not just Americans. Saying that is also stereotyping Americans.

[MylilAurora]

LMFAO THE NIKE PART THATS MESSED UP LOL

[MrUtoob78]

"They're a pair of Nikes!" LOL

[DJBuckCallYo]

0:51 you can see the Asian guy holding in the laughter

[224108spacer]

I'm Asian and I'm constantly being bashed about for my race with stereotypes but you know what? I have ninja's at my disposal as well. 

[1carcido]

0:01-3:37 soo leet :P

[buffalotrident]

Ok anyone whos offened by this harden up the freaking cast is asian !! This is called sattire just get a sense of humour and stop winging this whole race this and being ridiculously over pc is getting ridiculous bah bah black sheep is now bah bah rainbow sheep the F%@# sake!! And why cos people just try to find something to complain about

[Annamyllie]

I find this offensive not cuz I'm Asian. It's a fact that wen u r an Asian person, & u r being insulted by all these other non Asians similar or even worst like the vid. It stays forever like a wound. I think that 4 those that just call out " are u Chinese? are u thai?etc." r just rude. Instead of blabbing it out like that. Ppl shud ask " wat ethnicity r u?". this is much better cuz u don't wanna b a fool & b dumfounded saying that person is Chinese but they're really Japanese.

[aeroplaned24]

@Annamyllie Why the hell would it even matter to you what the other persons ethnicity is?

[Annamyllie]

@aeroplaned24 it matters cuz i don't wanna have ppl think that i'm Chinese wen i'm fucking not. ok. it's rude. i personally dislike it wen (Americans) think that all asians r chinks (aka chinese). like i said previous comment, instead of blabbing out he's/she's chinese, or watver. just ask wat ethnicity? reason 4 that is u don't wanna say things that made the person that u think is chinese hate u. u wanna b friendly & get info that r facts instead of ur instinct/beliefs.

[aeroplaned24]

@Annamyllie I get what you mean but I guess it's personal preference. I don't get offended when people ask if I'm Japanese or Korean when I'm Chinese. I don't see why I should be offended by that. Just because someone ask "are you ___?" does not imply that they are instilling stereotypes. All you do is correct them.

It seems like you always get mistaken for being Chinese and take that to great offence to that.

[giansantiago]

@aeroplaned24 what you said it true same goes to east Europeans they have different facial features but people still have a hard time differentiating them until they speak theyre language... actually even if they speak their language its still hard for some to notice.

one day i was helping a lady and she said to me xie xie, and i just told her your welcome but im not Chinese without taking any offense.

[brotherbear92]

@Annamyllie Well, China is huge. So if someone says, "Are you Chinese or Japanese?" it is completely retarded to get offended by someone simply asking a very valid question. Now if someone simply says "You are Chinese." That is ignorant. I have never met a single fellow American who assumes that "All Asians are chinese"

[borismontoya136]

lol im asian and this was funny but shit it gets fucking annoying when poeple say shit like that irl...

[lea7rsi]

The lesson, Dont test the patience of an average asian XD

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@lea7rsi i love showing this to my asian friends...they get so offended...lol

[DyingElement]

@princeofdarknessxyz1 your mom gets offended in bed when i show her my dick lol

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@DyingElement lol...mom jokes never gets old with you...come up with something better...like me fucking your g/f since she works in the porn industry

[DyingElement]

@princeofdarknessxyz1 nah i prefer your mom, she's more experienced, and i don't have a girlfriend. lol fucking fail

[michaellscc]

honestly this is a bit over

[TheLightman98]

racest but funny 

[theangrypersian]

You know what? I am offended that you are offended. Now tell me what matters most? ME feeling offended or YOU feeling offended? - Seriously, does anyone give a FUCK if you (or me) are "offended"? .... "I am offended" MEANS > "I don't like what you say and I don't give a shit for your freedom to say it, shut up!"

[elenavlada]

LOL KOREANS WOUKLD DO ANYTHING JUST FOR WHITE PEOPLE

[LiLnePkiD]

Ahahha! Yeah! Don't mess with us Asian's. We are NINJA's! :L ATTACK! *Weird hand sign* 

[666asiamalaysia999]

lol so true tho

we only attack when provoked!

[kozmon0t]

Every Asian is shipped off in early childhood to the Japanese mountains, where they begin their 15-year training with the elusive, mysterious Amida Tong, after which they are sent back to their home country to await their mission.

Everybody knows this.

[Mellow137]

@kozmon0t Of coures it's common knowledge!

[MNDbOyZ]

tht would piss me off if they did tht cuz i was asian but its still funny though

[RMena64]

lmfao at the nikes LOL

[iPeem]

lol im asian and think this is fucking funny

[TheTechySpot]

ill sub anyone who subs me!!!!!!!

[TheThefury]

116 people who disliked this must be Ninjas lol

[NightBeast12]

"They seem politial then boom, like a little chinese fire cracker. Now loud and dangerous"

[TheHokage7th]

I'm Asian, and I find this extremely funny. The script is perfect. Such blissful ignorance. Love the cake! haha

And about the ninja part ... it's true. Just check out my profile pic. I'm in my ninja clothes! ROFL ^_^

[technogameplayer]

Mad tv skits are stupid, but thats wat sort of makes them really funny :D

[L8rBek]

LOL so racists but it cracked me up! I love Asians

[xso61673]

116 people's humor meters need adjusting

[yungpitbull]

soooooo ... all the stereotypes are true?

[DarkEmergence]

The point of the sketch is that people, even when they're not hateful, can still fully believe stereotypes. It's not making fun of Asians, but actually ignorant non-Asian people.

[MonsterJammeroo]

iTS FUNNY CUZ IT'S TRUE

[xxDarkGlovesxx]

@MonsterJammeroo Yes, better hide yo kids, hide yo wives and hide yo husband 'cause we Asians called for a ninja invasion.

[Dansilverbabe]

ROFL "I made like one of your ninja friends and I snuck in therough the window yahh"

[zakard114]

@slyattack just watchout those of stupid cowboy hats & horse boots so your eyes & notion better not be corrupted by em'.

[zakard114]

@slyattack I mean, Anglosaxon.

[zakard114]

@slyattack lol You know why they are amerikana. btw, It's somewhat entertaining.

[sue01234567890]

"I don't know how to pronounce your name so i'm not gonna even try!"

Ugh, I hate when people say that!!!! If you don't know how to pronounce my name THEN LEARN IT BITCH!!! 

[imluvinyourmum]

@sue01234567890 go fk urself id just call u fkhead and be done with it

[brave4not]

@imluvinyourmum huh? what was that for?temper,temper

[DJBuckCallYo]

@sue01234567890 it's a normal part of being Asian I guess

[JoanneM33]

@sue01234567890 why whats your name? I bet i can pronounce it :)

[thegingerbreadninja]

@sue01234567890 is it pronounced "sue"?

[kilssj2250]

@sue01234567890 Dude, I totally feel your pain... my last name is NOT FREAKIN HARD to pronounce and yet people almost always seem to and it's really embarrassing >_<

[TheSyntaxOverride]

@sue01234567890 But your name is Sue

[iHacksorzz]

@sue01234567890 I'm indian and i get the same problem, eventually they learn, muhuhahaha.

[horbergus]

@sue01234567890 whats your name? Lemme give it a try

[iwanfishz9]

it is not offensive.

it is annoying

[hasher22]

Bobbys cousin male is hot lol

[PinkYachi]

Lol, I'm fully Asian and I sure wish I could become a ninja when I get mad. :D

[elenavlada]

@PinkYachi who says "fullty asian"??

[WREQUIEM]

@elenavlada fully

[PinkYachi]

@WREQUIEM: Lol. I guess I said it. :)

[bigdeljedd]

well dats wat happens if u make fun of azns! >:D ima call my azn friends and kill u all!

[Sqwid88]

this is really offensive

[MarchingMooCow5]

112 people aren't average asians.

[lomoleolomo]

is it Amber Tamblyn? love her :)

[asianbeverage]

hehe

[Ctadeo]

Masters?!?....get back to work, House needs you.

[mikvance]

That Nike joke is all too real. Enjoy your slave-labor shoes, America!

[smaginn]

This was hilarious!! Although- I feel bad because I know that there are people like that and they aren't racist, just believing stereotypes. >:(

[TheMolesterTV]

omg so racist

[poodtang1]

...and this is my neighbors dead cat.

LOL

[ShantellMarie456]

aren't you in all those gwen stefani videos

(: aha

[MrUtoob78]

It's not making fun of Asians exclusively. It's making fun of stereotypes. 80% of Mad TV is making fun of stereotypes. It just shows how ridiculous stereotypes are! Stereotypes are developed because of ignorance, fear, and hate. Finding the humor in it shows that racist and hateful people can't win when they put you down. They feel stupid because you didn't react negatively; the way they wanted you to. If you can't find the humor in this, then you're probably a hypocrite and judgemental.

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@MrUtoob78 im white...and i have asian friends who get pissed off watching clips like this and ms. swan...lol

[ShaolinViolin]

@MrUtoob78 well said! couldnt have said it better myself

[boypula]

@MrUtoob78 yes, very well said my friend!

[blackbelt807]

@MrUtoob78 right you are so right

[blackbelt807]

@MrUtoob78 but i still cant hold me to laught when whatch the blind kung fu master but you are still right

[DjAdrienAmos]

2:15 top riqht corner , enjoy (MIcheal Jackson!)

[nikkolei]

im asian i love making jokes about races and they just laugh about it no big deal :D

[naughtyninjanicole]

im white and i like all races. but i LOVE black people. lmao theyre hilarious.

[tsoun0]

Oh snyaaap. Nikes.

[dynomike15]

Thumbs up if you're not asian but wish you were better at math

[bputra13]

AHAH ahh asians are laughing while whites are getting mad

[99Drema99]

hahahah at the nike joke

[Kanoki989]

This isn't racist, if you think it is then STFU...

[AznsinDaHouse]

Asains kick ass

nothing more to say

[RosolikesDeadmau5]

most people that wherree on Mad TV are in disney channel xD

N some are in hanna montana xD

[jangus894]

they're nikes but I knew you would be able to put them together lmfao

[akatsukiXIIIzeus]

i'm asian so to me this is racist

[ChaoticDraco619]

He's an average asian :D

But even if we was a ninja, he would only attack if he was really offended... like right now - ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xbabeequrll]

I kinda find this offensive..

[kurtstorm]

@xbabeequrll that fact that you find this offensive is offensive

[princexx0218]

wahaha he is so cuteee!!

[sirjohan8]

haha Bobby lee is the best commedian ever :)

[Snowrella]

Asia is a continent, for goodness sake. And Chinese, Japanese, and Korean are the Oriental Asians. We have Indians, Malays, Indonesians, Filipinos, Thais, Vietnamese in Asia too!

[o0th3Jok3R0o]

@Snowrella you forgot about Bengali, Pakistani & Afghani etc type of people yourself...so your complaint about them being ignorant just proved yourself as the same :P lol

[Topphat18]

This happens to me all the time

[grawxx]

ninja please

[BlazingDeath1]

Atleast we got ninjas...

[lowrider9793]

whos the chick

[arualalways]

@12zuzus LOL actually yeah we do....:/

[LaJuera25]

@12zuzus yeah but we run the prisons!

[tintin4561]

@12zuzus you forgot mexicans

[AdamLambertAddict96]

@12zuzus I'm a white jew and I make fun of whites and jews all the time

Whites need to learn to make fun of themselves....

Like Rucka Rucka Ali! WOOT

[Myownpickle]

@12zuzus You're joking, right?

THIS is making fun of white people. It's a parody of how white people act around different ethnic groups.