The Dark Knight (A.K.A. Batman) Goes Shopping

[irman925]

I'll pay with my bat-visa

[axelswim12]

this dudes my hero! xD

[BrandonSaldana]

I love you for making this video

[BrandonSaldana]

This is creepy

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

Girl at 0:45 still wins the contest for weirdest dressed, are those her Pajamas?

[howiescream]

Most epic shopping trip EVER.

[videowatcher988]

Lmao why are ppl following him lol

[carbonatedYT]

Alfred was on strike, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

[onexero1]

buying milk and tp has never been so epic.

[Darkenokitty]

Omg! Everyone leave batman alone!! All he wants to do is get some milk for his batflakes and toilet paper for his butt. Stop trying to stop him like seriously -:U! Awesome video though ;3!

[FallenSabre]

"Why are people staring dad?"

"They were the groceries he deserved...

But not the ones he needed right now"

[wingwaabuddha]

Even the doors open for batman !

[TheStanley1000]

@wingwaabuddha THATS A GOOD ONE!

[cretulicabz]

lol at the chick with pijama pants following him

[eternalrhapsody89]

Cant a man go shopping after work in peace?

[BlueKewne]

3:13 He used his bat credit card(TM)

Nostalgia Critic: "A BAT CREDIT CARD-*goes batshit insane*"

[kutoster]

Batman: Alfred, I'm going to buy some milk, what is the best entry route into the...Wal-Mart?

Alfred: Have you tried the front door sir?

Batman: Why didn't i think of that? I'll go through the ventilation system, make sure the Batwing picks me up on the rooftop.

Alfred: Very well, anything else sir?

Batman: ...Do we need anything else in the Batcave?

Alfred: Toilet paper sir..

Batman: Make sure you send that Batwing : \

Alfred: Yes sir.

[SammEater]

He's going to pay using the Bat Credit Card.

[FreedomOfTheUSA]

@SammEater "Never leave home without it."

[MrSilverhawk83]

love it lol

[FailcopterWes]

Batman can go shopping. Do you know why?

Because he's the Goddamn Batman.

[sk8rocgirl]

batman's greatest challenge yet...........get the half price offer while it's still on

[spacefrontear3]

wat the hell is wrong with u people cant i shop in over dramitized peace DAMIT!! I AM THE BATMAN......

Christian bale voice!!

[ds16653]

This goes really, really well with guile's theme.

[LEObardoDera]

2:20 to 2:40 the best part, epic, but fucking annoying for batman

[PantherMistress88]

Only Batman can make shopping at Walmart so badass and epic!

[epiclaracroft]

Man, i wanna meet Batman at my Wal Mart :(

[L3G3NDKILLER313]

I couldn't help but nod my head up and down with the background music during the whole video XD

ps:

HOW DID =3 RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON NOT REVIEW THIS YET???!!!

[AwakentheMonster]

@L3G3NDKILLER313 I hope he never does.

[ItalianaMami1224]

Wow what creeps that keep following you everywhere and I cant believe that woman touched you.

[bigMouth191]

He even makes shopping look badass.

[MrBatmanPwns]

1:29 - best moment

[fluffynoses]

the melodramatic music makes this hysterical

[Toyman1982]

LOL i love how you got a train of people following you hahahaha

[xxMisterJxx]

Nice costume. The video is funny. The BB and TDK score makes anything seem dramatic lol.

[starguy13]

need to purchase some batmilk and batcookies.

[metalman111]

It's not every day that you see Batman flip somebody off.

[MelodicCascade]

Damn those people are annoying. He's dressed up as Batman so you think he's not a person? Not to mention someone clearly filming D: goddamn.

[PFCSteepleton]

Where did you get the cowl? I'm looking for one for my costume.

[TheTAKES06]

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me"..."your a lousy shopaholic?"...nice suit dude

[richalvarezfan101]

Random Lady: *taps batman's shoulder* Batman: ...*carries toilet paper and ignores*

WIN!

[ewh83]

LOLOOLOLLOL

[thecico12345]

thats a beat ass costume.. Super great job man. I mean it. (=

[thecico12345]

lol wtf why are people following him...? i would get annoyed...

[Kitama23]

These fruity pebbles are the cereal I deserve, but not the cereal my body really needs right now.

[AlmostDeadFamous]

"Welcome to Subway, what can I get you?"

"JUSTICE."

[mrhookimaw]

Is Batman going to use his "Batman Credit card?"

[JockoBarbone]

In a deep, and angry voice, "Where's the guacamole?!?"

[DestinedJedi87]

This is hands down the most epic shopping trip I have ever seen. XD

[kalargyi]

It was Toilet Emergency, he just needed 20 rolls of TP to wipe his Dark Axx.

[TheJAUR3]

xD

[Incalmalixetho8]

Batman knows what he wants.He goes in,gets it,and gets out.Enough said.1,2,3 bam!Done.

[OdyXeus7]

Hans Zimmer's music makes an epic process out of shopping :D

[Two27Face]

@OdyXeus7 hahhahaha imagine this song plays in a actual supermarket.

[OdyXeus7]

@Two27Face That would be priceless :D Gotham Mart.

[thunderpeeweea]

Rofl u gave em the bat finger.

[MegaManZeroV1]

Batman flippin' cashiers off LMAO!!!

[melosebrainuhoh]

And this is why Batman would never work in real life. Once he achieved any degree of fame he wouldn't be able to leave the batcave without generating a pack of slack-jawed followers, all of whom would get killed in the crossfire when he was busy kicking bad guy ass.

[amberkitty123]

LOL!!!!! I'm going to do the same thing, only with a villain XDD

[stronziocobalto]

fantastico! LA CARTA IGIENICA! AHAAAAAHHAHHHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!!!!­!

[derpdeeeeeeeederp]

Thumbs Up if you hate that stupid bitch that follows him around the whole time

[mattkoyak]

I love that there's a lady in pink pajamas following Batman around the entire time with her camera... like HE'S the one oddly dressed for an appearance in public.

[KulakxFilms]

its so amazing the doors magicaly open for him

[F22Rapter2468]

"Paper, or plastic?"

...

"Bat-stic..."

[LiquidPixelDesigns]

Was that the Joker in the frozen foods you flipped off? hahahah

[kaityXD123]

so this is why Batman never comes when Gordon turns the light on...he's not fighting crime...he's SHOPPING! :)

[futurestoryteller]

LOL! I don't really understand the middle finger.

[dbzkaifan16]

i might also make an incredible movie, but I go shopping at night in my costume , you know why because I AM Batman

[dbzkaifan16]

i might also make an incredible movie, but I go shopping a night in my costume , you know why because I AM Batman

[Bisbeatle]

I hate those stupid citizens of Gotham who won't let Batman shop in peace! He's just like you and me people! Have some respect! Taking pictures of him like he's some side-show freak! GOD!

[Reaching4Halos]

YEAH! Oh and by the way, that's a good time for the joker to come in.

[Kroche929]

Epic shopping! Batman shops like it's his job.

[amkaen]

Oh, to have orchestral accompaniment when I do mundane things! Photocopying papers for a presentation: swell of brass. Getting kids up in the morning: strings at mezzo-piano. Doing laundry: oboe solo. Of course, with my life, maybe I should consider a laugh track instead.

[KILLZONE435]

Wouldn't been awesome if those in the shop could have heard the backing music :')

[monkeysninja]

did you give them the finger?!?! lol

[MrOmnisetsu]

Alfred must be on strike.

[optimisticwrestler]

he disapers into the night lol

[TheGloryfighter1000]

lolz thats some intense shopping there

[addictedbydefault]

The people following him were getting a bit annoying

[itchweeed47]

i walk in stores playing this on my ipod, needless o say shoping is now awesome

[arifJackk]

"WHY SO HURRY BATTY?"

[smackroscoe]

A cinematic triumph! When you hesitated between 2% and skim milk my heart skipped a beat.

[eduso23]

uhm, mr. cameraman? i demand either to tell on-lookers (like the annoying girl in pink) to stay out of your fuckin' shot or remake this film. lol

[Aztexwarrior]

''ITS NOT WHATS IN MY CART....,BUT WHETHER I PAY CASH OR CREDIT,THAT DEFINES ME' I'M BATMAN!

[qwuezalothus]

It must've been entertaining for the people in the store onthat day.

[OddRobb]

I'M BATMAN

[crashbros1]

i didn't know there were department stores in gotham.

[darthfay]

im gonna have to do somrthing like that here, very funny!

[grovestreetninja]

hey man just curious how did you make the cape :D

[Griffith84]

@grovestreetninja

I didn't make it I got it off eBay.

[Manboyno5]

@Griffith84 you really know how to shop

[planetcheck]

How does this store stay in business?

There is nobody in the store shopping except the Dark Knight.

And his groupies.

How do they pay the light bill?

[waldoman7]

@planetcheck he tips well. VERY well.

[BellusSonitus]

I would have punched that pink-wearing b*tch in the face. Seriously.

[russellhughes84]

HEY BIOSTYLE YOU ARE A REAL HARDE CORE BATMAN AREN'T YOU?

[friskydingoinc]

the dramatic music makes everything!

[lMagina1]

geez pink sweater! your annoying!

[DorkoMouthfly]

I wanted him to just back hand the girl in the pink jacket...

[Jeff98177]

You'd think that girl in the pink jacket had never seen anyone buying milk and toilet paper before.

[wtf0804]

Your women wanted you to get tampons and you went in that so you

would get embarrassed.

[ostarvideos]

at 43:00 he said "oh i forgat milk"

[SmileFIN]

@ostarvideos at whot

[simsfrasse]

A gallon of milk and toilet paper... crazy combination 

[Kanada]

This still makes me LoL! Support crazy Minnesota people!! Actually just crazy people in general

[krissuyx]

Looks like the real deal. Well done mate. XD

[TheDp321]

lol at the dumbasses following him

[xXRawricousXx]

awesome/ i am laughing my ...off!!

[TorrentDLL]

I'm not batman SHITTTT!

[burgersforreal]

wow that girl in pink is really annoying..everywhere he went she was right up his ass. im surprised he didnt attack her out of nowhere hahaha

[icematoro]

Wow, did batman forget his Bat-Credit card?

[charmander4533]

I love how the batsuit naturally attracts followers

[DefLeppVidz]

Were those people following you the whole time with you? lol wtf

[anonymous9882]

Should have whipped out the Bat card from Batman and Robin to pay for that, lol.

[zerubz]

haha this was soo epic/funny!!! I MEAN YOU FLIPPED THEM OFF !!!! AHAHA!!! i will get like 3 and a half of my friends in superhero costumes and go do dis!!! THANK YOU

[betheniek5]

you should do that again and this time have Joker be there. and you can like be giving each other dirty looks and look like your gonna fight. lmao this is epic!

[KomoTehPlague]

Why did the women in the black hit you o.O?

[Kkyyrruu]

LMAO how can you do this

I couldn't handle the staring

I'm surprised no one stopped you cause you're wearing a mask in a store, ya know what I mean?

But wow ws that girl in the pink jacket with you? Cause she was annoyingly close

Who'd you give the batfinger to by the way? And I just love the epic music while all you're doing is walking down that really long isle. but you know, you're batman you can have awesome music for that lmao

[Davidkevin]

Batphone rings in Tumbler:

[gutteral voice] Yes?

Alfred: Master Bruce, if you would be so kind, could you please stop on your way home from creating havoc as you fight crime and pick up a gallon of milk?

[gutteral voice] Why are trying to kill me?!?

[lordnazgul100]

walk in there as a joker purchase toilet paper giving the cashier one of those 1000 monopoly money notes 'keep the change'

[BlackChiWhite]

I had the strong urge to sock that pink shirted girl in the face. She was rly annoying..but it was funny when he gave the bat-finger :D

[RandomTask520]

Customer: Hey batman what you making for dinner tonight?

Batman: JUSTICE!

rolls the bat finger....

[Chipyluna]

ledgendary so cool i would have loved to be there the whole thing put the hairs on the back of my neck up cheers

[24ogilove]

You look gorgeous! Tall, dark and handsome =) And you are on a mission too

as well, buying groceries and all.

Are you singel? :P

//Catwoman

[AngelBearOH]

...and some toilet paper for the Bat'room.

[TonyBolagnAe]

idk y but i just couldnt stop laughing 

[fnbaracudas]

kinda bore..

[crappyvideospotter2]

Lmao and he is not even doing anything!

[AmrasFalassion]

This is weird... So Weird...

[DEASHAWN]

LOL ITS FUNNY HOW THE LADIES ARE FOLLOWING HIM THINKING THAT ITS REALLY C.BALE!! N RECORDING HIM!! LOL

[blvakalilbear]

@Griffith84 Now do one where you're running around like an idiot while holding a fake bomb over your head.

[gpredefined]

LOL! Batman grocery shopping while Molossus is playing in the background. PURE GENIUS.

[tennysonben1]

YOU LOOK AWESOME!!!

[demonwithin01]

@Griffith84 Did the suit come with a bat credit card?

[HorrorxGirlxo]

Wow, people would have been like what the fuck!

[dark247crow]

dude this was awesome you should bust another mission

[Sanguiluna]

I actually did something like this on November 5th, only I was dressed as V from "V for Vendetta".

[unopepito06]

*read in "Angry Samuel L. Jackson" voice:

You goddamn right Batman uses Angel Soft! It's the softest paper on this planet, motherfucker! And I know you saying "why you ain't buy your toilet paper at Costco?!" I do, motherfucker! You know how much money that save you? But Batman don't need to do that shit! He's the richest playboy billionaire in Gotham! He requires the softest motherfuckin' toilet paper to wipe his rich, criminal-apprehending, white-folk-savin' ass ever!

[clakkg]

@unopepito06 LOL!!! Hilarious

[NessaJacksonx]

if i saw him at my local supermarket, i would of ran to a far aisle , taken out my lipstick , drew a big smile on my face, put dark eye shadow all over my eyes & put some really white concealer on . and then walk up to him and be like "why so serious?" :D

[WTAWWR08]

You should have paid with bat credit card

[whooper30]

YOU SHOULD HAVE ELBOWED THE GIRL IN PINK I GOT ANNOYED JUST WATCHING HER FOLLOW YOU.. PLUS SHE RUINS THE SHOT WALKING AROUND WITH THE CAMERA...

[ALandAudie117]

Did you know those people who were following you?? This is hilarious. lol!

[tomasm2005]

Awesome video dude! :) ..

Great suit .. and the music rocks as well :D

[anghellicninja420]

[in the rugged/calm batman voice]

I need some napkins for my slumber party.

LMFAO that wouldve been nice. Maybe ill make my own batman video.

[CuongTheAsian]

dammit... where are the damn milk.... oh yeah need some beer too....

[TheProffesor10]

stupid batman, leaving traces with your bat credit!

[ShoneShitSticks]

All those women seem to want a piece of some bat cock.

[JDTSTUDIOS]

Thumbs up if you were half-expecting him to go home in the Batmobile

[ReissumiesSF]

In 3:13 he's using the Bat- credit card

[warmerup]

@ Griffith84. Tell them your name. R U Th' Real Batman?

......Noooo, Noooo, Then WHY D'YOU DRESS UP LIKE HIM !!!?

Wooohoohoohooooo !! Hehee.

U look just like him In that suit.

[idioticinagoodway]

Batman: I can find milk AND paper towels, but not Rachael?

[mewmew5234]

those people in the supermarket looked annoying, they woudn't leave you alone xD

[lighting1443]

dammm i just about screamed it was soo close to the real batman i think ^.^ awesome work!

[kentmarion]

3:55 awesome power

[killakam1995]

where does he keep his cash he has no pockets.

[howdoeitend]

those are some annoying ass people. did u see that woman hit him trying to get attention :P lol

[ftfnavyseals]

You totally should have ran through the store, or out of the store lol That would have been hilarious

[ftfnavyseals]

The most epic purchase of toilet paper ever.

[TheMusic2007]

that girl and her mom were stalking you...i guess thats what happens when your Batman

[narukofan2]

@TheMusic2007 that's because the chicks dig the suit.

[rioshu]

Would've been hilarious if he beat the fuck out of random people, Batman style.

[Bassin545]

HAHA!!! Batman buying some shit paper...Awesome vid man.

[exmo7]

you would think batman got some kinda special toilet paper or milk that actually serves as a biometrick muscle imbiganotor...and good job if i saw you i would have like totally followed you to your car

[47524]

hey where can i get this batman suit it looks awesome!?

[Griffith84]

@47524 I got all I needed to make it off eBay

[47524]

@Griffith84 i was looking on ebay, do you think you could point me in right direction as to making one i would love to do one.

[47524]

@Griffith84 mate i was looking on ebay, i was wondering if you could point me in right direction i would really love to make one of these up.

[biostyle]

1:28 .. did the people in the market piss you off, or why did you show the bad Batfinger?

[Griffith84]

@biostyle they told me to slow down. I couldn't do that. I was on a mission.

[biostyle]

@Griffith84 I was also wondering. If that's you in the Batsuit: How tall are you? The whole outfit looks so damn cool from behind with the long cape and so on and the height is a important part of it.

[Griffith84]

@biostyle Yes its me and I'm 6'3"

[WTAWWR08]

@Griffith84 HAHAAHAHAH on a mission to save gotham from diarrhea

[VanessaH8tr]

@Griffith84 that was cool but the bat would never give the finger or push away from that woman who was trying to ask you something :/

[youknowwhoyouare8]

and the walmart rednecks will hunt him. Because he can take that. He is what Walmart deserves. He is, The Dark Knight.

[Batman8657]

"WHAT AISLE IS THE CHARMIN ULTRA SOFT IN?!"

"Nine."

"WHY?!"

"Because that's where we stock them."

"WHERE?!"

"Aisle nine."

"THANK YOU!!"

[live4marilyn]

I didn't know they had grocery stores in Gotham City! Funny! Hey, Batman The Riddler is in the aisle where the word puzzles are!

[DownHavenFilms]

BATMAN: Scarecrow laced his fear gas with toilet paper alfred!

ALFRED: Oooooh Sir. Whateva puppet... Poo pot... uh, Putt.Good show masta Bruce!

BATMAN: ...