Actally all these insults about mothers and bad words are all very childish... I remembre that a year ago i was mad at a guy and i was spauting swears but he just said: "I are scum , you were scum and you will always be a piece of shit. I really hope you die so you dont infect scossietty with your lowly delusions." And he said it all with a calm voice and a cold look and i wasnt just ofended i was even a little scared!
hay dude wach my vids ro see how to really screw with there heads (holehead08) is our user name iv had this dumb idiot running back and fourth from there wst union in Abuja. N. at least 12 times you will see how stupid and gullible they are when the king of taking the piss JELEM7 ...vids are called SCAMMING A SCAMMER (look for A1 thats a good one
I kept getting contacted by a particular one who wanted me to sign-up for a porn site. Blocking them didn't seem to send a message. So, I spoofed their address and used it as a reply to about 100 or so scam letters I received.
It took a week or so - along with nearly all the insults posted here - before they got a clue as to how the scammers had gotten the address.
The Fucking Media are a bunch Rabbit-fucking-dick-sucking-fuckheads who cant mind their own fucking buisness. And Stephen Conroy is a fatass stupid dickhead whose head is so far up his ass he almost disapeared from space and time. WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEFAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok mother fucker if you dont shut the hell up ill find you and eat ur first born child......... and yeah well ur mom does truck drivers for 5 cents a go and moust of them want there money back......ok getto clone.........
@weedbix I have been doing this for years and it really saves more space in the recycling bin for more media garbage like newspapers and magazines. Mailing Citibank a weeks worth of junk is damn fun, and you feel very classical when walking past the mailbox and dropping in your fat envelope.
You're an insult to the human race and I suggest you get your fist out of your pissy arse and write something that will actually convince someone that you're telling the truth.
If, and when you admit you need help coming up with something... I suggest using Bush's speech writer.
That's all of the attention you'll get from me today.
You are a fucking waste of fucking human life! Your Mother wished that you were dead, You are her first mistake that pisses all over himself when some one tells you that the way you do it is not the best.
You're full of more shit than a septic tank. I would rather gargle liquid anthrax, inject horse semen into my veins, and hang myself by my testicles than listen to your scam...However, if you're interested I have a very good scam for you. It'll cost you though, so send x amount of dollards to x address for my secrets. Till then, go fuck yourself. Yours Truly,
x
That's just off the top of my head O_o dunno if that's very good or not though
you know what? your way of "raising funds" is absolute shit. The only thing you do is make it easier to recognise. I have a method that will not only get their account details, but also to screw their whole country over. That way, I get WAY more than you. I would ask you to join me, but you're a fucking piece of shit arsehole who lives with his mum and has sex with monkeys. Do the world a favour and go fuck some more animals and kill yourself by deliberately getting AIDS or some shit like that
You are a retarded cunt I'm sick of you and your shitty stench you need to take a fucking bath and get a fucking job to support yourself. Grow the fuck up you lowly piece of third world shit.
ryanrayonec? wow man i thought i recognized you ass hole, your the dude from them vids, 1guy1jar and the sequal, 1guy1screwdriver. hows the real world treating you mate? hope its shit for you, anyway, between mouthfuls of my bollox, ya mom sends her regards :)
Do you know what derivatives or carbon credits are?? No. No you don't. Governments around the world actually stand to gain 145 TRILLION yes Trillion with a T dollars.........but you wouldn't know that........cause your smart right? IDIOT
You think everyone who disagrees with you is a cunt and you want to do a video of how people on youtube are narcissistic?
It is really hard to be the dumbest person on youtube but you have to be way up there.
By the way you support the global warming scam which is the biggest in history and would rape the wallets of an entire world yet you make videos like this. If you ever come to the states please let me know and bring your camera so I can knock your head off and you can post it on youtube
If you think Global Warming is a scam you are one of those HUGE ASS idiots, the government gets money out of it how? By getting millions of people to stop them from doing things and costing them millions of dollars? I don't think so... The temperature IS rising idiot!
I would just simply send them links that redirect to some sort of shock site. (Meatspin, Last Measure, etc.) and disguise them as a link to someone's bank account info.
wow thats amazing!! i remeber offering the same thing to ur mother, but she said she was otherwise occupied with you fucking her up the ass for me to do it as well. so go fuck ur mum because she cant have no other!
your pathetic attempt for my money deserves you to be passed thruugh a meat grinder, feet first; then when only your head is left it will be cut cleanly into diffrent sections and each part will either be strapped to a nuke or thrown into a volcano. don't try scamming me again.
Im sorry man i can't take that money i feel sorry for u but u need it to pay ur lil sis for sex u never had a chance with anyone else unlike me ive did ur mum ur dad ur grandma i woulda done ur gf but ass everyone can see well....ehh... u know i dun wanna embarass you :\
"Dude, you're doing it all wrong. Any dumb ass can see that simply asking for bank details to be dodgy. If you really want to make large sums of money, the best idea is to create your own religion. It pains to even think you classify yourself even in the same league as me. Look, it's simple simply donate a couple dollars to our lord Xenu and I will send you our bible on how to turn your fraudulent scam into a glorified and active religion, absolutely guaranteed to triple your monthly income."
So what your telling me is all I have to do give you my bank account and you'll give me the once in a lifetime opportunity to watch my entire life savings dissapear? I'm in
Scammer = Some creepy ass masturbating monkey exposing retardation
You call this a scam? Didn't they teach you better than that? You wont get any where near the amount of money I get per day with that effing excuse of a scam. You better go get a real job instead.
you know you should tell your mother the next time she chokes on my dick after she pays me for the sex your father can't provide im not fucking saving. then im coming to your house chop your dick off, ram them down your throat and shove you in the god damn oven because you're just another slimy fuck that needs to shut up!
Insult applicable to scammers with a background similar to Kenya, Nigeria, etc. might play to the theme of:
-I asked your mother yesterday, why she was so thirsty for my semen, because of the excited way she licked her fingers. She told me that you and your father´s age-set were circumsized by a half baboon, half scorpion person, and therefore your sister is a barren cow, and you are too stupid to know that you are a homosexual.- Wrong on so many levels. Catch the cultural references?
I will cut your head off, cut it into a slurry, pour it into a meatloaf, and serve it to your bitch of a mother. When she says, "this tastes funny", I will tell her "it's because I baked it using the head of your nimrod son!" and immediately shoot her right between her goddamn eyes. That way, they can both rot together in the deepest circle of hell for all eternity.
well thanks for your offer, while i consider this, could you tell your mom that $1,000 a night just wont cut it anymore. if she really wants my dick, her looks aint getting any better so im gonna make it $5,000 a night. so if you mom needs to barrow money you know why. oh ya and about that offer you didn't think this through did you because i can see through this poor sceame. your a dumbass, the best part of you ran down your mothers ass and left a stain on her bed sheets.
If you don't take your shitty comments elsewhere i shall rape your mothers cat, chop it up into several pieces, make it into a stew, force feed it down your mothers throat, shoot her 33 times in her foot, chop that off and make her eat it whole, if she throws up i will force her vomit back down her throat and continue doing so until she stops, chop her into small sections, then feed them to hungry pack wolves. and so on.
"Thank you for your kind words. I will sure be looking into this, as i like being fucked up the arse by dipshit scammers. Please, tell your mother i said Hello, and that she should have swallowed that homeless guy's sperm"
You should fucking kill yourself you fucking cuntbag. Piss off or I will hunt you down, tear off your fucking testicles and force them so far down your dead grandmother's throat, the pressure will make them shoot out her arse like the Large fucking Hadron Collider.
Your mother is a Gnu and your father is a Hippo creating you the most incompetent scamming worthless piece of shit your attempts at dare I say Cyber-theft are fruitless endeavours that only the most impudent swine would attempt you are the gutless wonder sperm your mother should have swallowed furthermore you are a troglodyte whose intentions are clearly malicious and completely lacking tact or skill you have the intelligence range of a teaspoon and should be shot.
"The e-mail you send is so pathetic, I think I have become less intelligent just by reading it, you're scam is pathetic and I can hardly believe that people fall for it."
"The English language is neither elastic nor descriptive enough to describe how I feel about you, so I'll just call you a wanker."
""The money you make today goes towards your internet bills tomorrow."
"Here is a gun, there is a bank. Twice the money, half the effort... what is wrong with you?" Maybe leave that one out, I just felt like saying it though. You know I am right.
"Well... I WOULD give you a deposit for the money but I spent it all on paying your mum for all the hot steamy sex we had in a filthy alley. She's such a dirty whore that she let me cum in her too. Assuming she doesn't abort and eat the foetus (being the repulsive obese cunt that she is), looks like you'll be having a half-sibling soon! Anyways, I'm now gonna go back to fucking your pregnant skank mum. She just blew me, shit was SO CASH! SEEYA!
"Go back to cyberfucking 50 year old men in chatrooms. You're better at it."
"Like I'll take someone seriously who bends over for their father more than their slut of a mother ever did."
"I just sent you my account information yesterday. Are you so idiotic that you forgot that soon, you GD ass licking, fucktard? Go fuck your mom again."
That felt weird... I'm not use to insulting people. Hope I helped. XD
AA, I love your theme song, shirt, and background. :D
he could say to one scammer '' i was informed by another company that yours was inferior to theirs and that any deal i make with you is a scam and i should not make any contact or dealings with your company'' i think that would turn them against each other
You fucking cunts I will rip off your mothers clitoris and make it into a fish smelling milkshake after guzzling your mothers clitoris juice i will then tie you up chop off your cock and gag your mouth with it and take photos so I can show everyone what fucking scum you are you filthy cunt, your scams are worthless you don't have the skills to do it right so fuck you you cunts I'm going to rape your dogs and cats and eat your babys and your mothers clit juice you fucking cum guzzlers.
"your worthless now and you were worthless as a child, your birth was a mistake and we all knew you'd amount to nothing, and all you've done is proven us right."
ugh, i cant think of anything good! i think if anyone runs out of stuff to say, just say "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER." about 57 times and see where that gets you
Really me and my friends love to waste the time of telemarketers... its halirious we pretend to be other telemarketing companies, so this would be quite fun...
1. Your mother must have fucked a gun while she was pregnant.
2. You're so stupid that if you called me *insert racial slur here* I wouldn't be offended.
3. If only your mom ignored pope bennidict, maybe she would have saved her self from aids and YOU!
Some thing I remember reading a while back when a pope went on a trip to africa and said comdoms made aids worse could be wrong, going off of memory. also my spelling is atrotious.
I actually did say this to someone before. They were making fun on my facebook profile picture because my dog was in it so I said: "Yea, my profile pictures of me and my dog. so what? What do you have against animals, besides the fact that they all run from your face"
We all know the truth, Your mother is a bengeleshian whore, and the only reason you scam people for all this money is so that you can afford to higher her, you sick mother fucker.
"you sir are the scum of the earth cause you scam hard working citzens out of their money? how about you earn a living for a change? Oh wait you can't you don't know how. must be because your mother dropped you on your head or perhaps she was a whore, like you whoring your virtures."
Your mother was great but her fucking pussie was like a fucking walk in wardrobe. I literally had to run in there like kathy freeman to get her off then once I was done I grabbed my jacket off the coat hanger that was hanging from her clit and left her in the gutter like the common whore she is.
I suppose so; it depends on what exactly would be done.
Given the fact they're all blithering idiots, they wouldn't give a thought to checking it for bombs. They'd just take it inside and open it up, then Boom.
It would need to be pretty small though, so as to ensure their sorry asses survive it and live out their miserable lives hooked up to machines at hospitals as quadriplegics or something similar. Maybe then they would reconsider their ill-fated scams. (Purely Hypothetical)
Hey, I was searching your mums pussy last night, and found some of your brain. Is that why you're a useless fucktard who's incapable doing anything constructive. . .
I dunno, I'm not a violent person. Maybe someone else could finish it??
First I will make your mother comfortable, food, wine, music, candles... I will spike her food, wine, music and candles so that she is KO'ed for a few minutes - After all, you need a lot of tranquilizer to bring a horse down. I will take her to my BDSM lair, where I am going to slip my cock into your mother's ears whilst tearing her ass open with a rusty bike seat, shitting all over her after I have eaten that nasty food she makes, pissing into her skull cavity like its a fucking bottle. TEH END
Actally all these insults about mothers and bad words are all very childish... I remembre that a year ago i was mad at a guy and i was spauting swears but he just said: "I are scum , you were scum and you will always be a piece of shit. I really hope you die so you dont infect scossietty with your lowly delusions." And he said it all with a calm voice and a cold look and i wasnt just ofended i was even a little scared!
jdbg1 7 months ago
Your mom is like a City Bus,Everyone gets a ride for Cheap!
000CentCrewmax 7 months ago
tell them you agree with their offer and give them a scam detective phone number and say its your number and they should call you
carolinekershaw24 1 year ago
If i were to bait one,i would say:What are you selling? and then act interested and say:sorry i've already got one or something to bait em.
piromaniac9999 1 year ago
that makes me wonder just how many ink cartridges you went through...
ObsurdityReformed17 1 year ago
Is it okay when they ask your private phone number to give them the crime stoppers number?
KenanVideos 1 year ago
lol, 500 characters isnt quite enough.
GamerRaid 1 year ago
hay dude wach my vids ro see how to really screw with there heads (holehead08) is our user name iv had this dumb idiot running back and fourth from there wst union in Abuja. N. at least 12 times you will see how stupid and gullible they are when the king of taking the piss JELEM7 ...vids are called SCAMMING A SCAMMER (look for A1 thats a good one
holehead08 1 year ago
"The only thing that stops me from raping your wife is how hairy and ugly she is!"
"I pissed on your grandmother's grave and defacated on the flowers you left her."
"I flung shit at your mothers face and she said she said you treat her worse." something along those lines
arachnophile01 1 year ago
My joke...
Your mother is so fat, she can get a job with BP to plug up the oil hole with her ass.
Your mama so dumb she threw you out the tub with the bath water.
-Your mama is such a crack whore, she bought a luxury condo in EDMONTON (Alberta).
- Your mama is so dumb She thinks Alberta is named after prince Albert.
-Your mom is so cheap she collects on ALBERTAN welfare.
-Your mom is so dumb she thinks the Oilers will win the Stanley Cup.
Sambucacat 1 year ago
@Sambucacat Your so dumb that for the alberta joke, instead of saying ALBERT EINSTEIN U said "prince albert" GG To YOU Sir.
000CentCrewmax 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
say this... your a fucking faggot
Bobthebad2 1 year ago
I kept getting contacted by a particular one who wanted me to sign-up for a porn site. Blocking them didn't seem to send a message. So, I spoofed their address and used it as a reply to about 100 or so scam letters I received.
It took a week or so - along with nearly all the insults posted here - before they got a clue as to how the scammers had gotten the address.
I don't here from that site anymore.
Now, I feel so castoff, so put-aside. :(
OrionSyndicate910 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you fuck your daughters ass is she still a virgin?
jeffreyttm 1 year ago
:O full intro music :D
Llam4Face 1 year ago
You were ditch delieved by a whore who took you to work to earn food.
taekwondoButler 1 year ago
This was a very fun video.
taekwondoButler 1 year ago
Oh, wow, some people are really creative
Life is a whore, it fucks around with everyone.... and what is a coincidence so does your girlfriend
toucanmel94 1 year ago
I read a few comments while the vid loaded and I thought everyone was being really nasty to you! I was upset for you! lol
Your mother is a beautiful woman but she looks better on my bedroom floor where the bitch belongs.
unsureofeverything 1 year ago
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ghostcam22 2 years ago
QUICK QUIZ FUCK TARD!
You are:
a) a fuck tard
b) all of the above
CitrusToad 2 years ago
@CitrusToad c) None of the above.
tjksvids 1 year ago
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
Ones a sick duck....I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore.
calapanpo 2 years ago
Nice idea! For something sick, how about this?
"I WOULD suggest using your mother as a good money maker, but she's already such a rancid, dried-up whore that she isn't even worth raping"
Or words to that effect. It's bound to piss someone off.
RobWyld 2 years ago
The Fucking Media are a bunch Rabbit-fucking-dick-sucking-fuckheads who cant mind their own fucking buisness. And Stephen Conroy is a fatass stupid dickhead whose head is so far up his ass he almost disapeared from space and time. WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEFAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harpseal02 2 years ago 4
say ur mother is like dominoes pizza, she's cheap, greasy and she will cum in 30 mins or else she's free
buhdanugget1 2 years ago 25
@buhdanugget1 Extremely creative!
XeroSnake 2 years ago
ok mother fucker if you dont shut the hell up ill find you and eat ur first born child......... and yeah well ur mom does truck drivers for 5 cents a go and moust of them want there money back......ok getto clone.........
sailorxbratz 2 years ago
Oi! Get up on my level! But wait, you cant! Your always on your knees!
seadd 2 years ago
Here's mine...
Hey, you planning on sucking my cock? No? Then shut your fucking mouth.
BLlewhe 2 years ago
We do something similar with junk mail - Save the reply paid envelopes, and send one mob another's crap.
weedbix 2 years ago
@weedbix I have been doing this for years and it really saves more space in the recycling bin for more media garbage like newspapers and magazines. Mailing Citibank a weeks worth of junk is damn fun, and you feel very classical when walking past the mailbox and dropping in your fat envelope.
LOLDISNEYLAND 2 years ago
LOL at 1:28 to 1:44
PoliticalMason 2 years ago
did you email / call me by accident? ...wait thats what u are ..an accident! coz ur mom was a cheap whore who couldent afford protection!
wille1293 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
George W. Bush
brandtaylor93 2 years ago
you call that scaming???? my dead hamster does better than that.
logger268 2 years ago
Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries.
gth666 2 years ago 2
i christian side hugged your mum O.o
jst watched a video ranting about some stupid christian side hug lol
picklejar20 2 years ago
Wow, how ignorant and pathetic are you?
You couldn't scam an autistic monkey with banana.
You're an insult to the human race and I suggest you get your fist out of your pissy arse and write something that will actually convince someone that you're telling the truth.
If, and when you admit you need help coming up with something... I suggest using Bush's speech writer.
That's all of the attention you'll get from me today.
Have a nice day and enjoy your knife.
Ozzy0sbourne 2 years ago 2
"Your mother must have had Barbra Bush as a role model. Cause clearly you were held under water till you had brain damage."
You're welcome for the insult. ^_^
Tokillacrackhead 2 years ago
Here's my insult
"You wanna know how your mother died? She was giving me head behind McDonalds and choked on my cock."
theprophetagp 2 years ago
Your mother is so stupid she put the wrong kind of cock in her pussy.
Wesley5714 2 years ago
wart?
leanonme1 2 years ago
The new background is very retro(ish). The Pic was the one b4 the STFU profile Pic.
bztntroker 2 years ago
Your mother drinks tap water in Adelaide? Your mother takes Andrew Bolt seriously? Your mother actually laughs at Australia's Funniest Home Videos?
Wormdei 2 years ago
I liked that last one!
God that show is pathetic.
gth666 2 years ago
I'm no good at insults, so I steal the ones my friend uses. But he never uses mother insults-or hasn't yet.
vickiormindyb 2 years ago
Your Mum was head banging on a monster schlong round the back of McDonalds.
Phillthy59 2 years ago
"I saw your mum last night, she was being fingered against a wheelie bin by hairy midget"
Phillthy59 2 years ago
Here's my insult:
"Oh, goody! I'm going to waste more money than what I will get! What do you do with all that money? Hire hookers in the street, such as your mother?"
TheKillerShiny 2 years ago
Much better background, I likey this one, t'is puuurdy~ Keep it ! =D
Yaeka 2 years ago 2
You are a fucking waste of fucking human life! Your Mother wished that you were dead, You are her first mistake that pisses all over himself when some one tells you that the way you do it is not the best.
You know what, Just go fuck yourself
Montysreaper 2 years ago 2
@Montysreaper Hahaha nice way to describe your life
reecerox2 2 years ago
You're full of more shit than a septic tank. I would rather gargle liquid anthrax, inject horse semen into my veins, and hang myself by my testicles than listen to your scam...However, if you're interested I have a very good scam for you. It'll cost you though, so send x amount of dollards to x address for my secrets. Till then, go fuck yourself. Yours Truly,
x
That's just off the top of my head O_o dunno if that's very good or not though
HadesKnightHeero 2 years ago 2
^^ I like it.
gth666 2 years ago
you know what? your way of "raising funds" is absolute shit. The only thing you do is make it easier to recognise. I have a method that will not only get their account details, but also to screw their whole country over. That way, I get WAY more than you. I would ask you to join me, but you're a fucking piece of shit arsehole who lives with his mum and has sex with monkeys. Do the world a favour and go fuck some more animals and kill yourself by deliberately getting AIDS or some shit like that
SportsCurry 2 years ago
Wow... eloquent.
Shadowadler 2 years ago
just say : you'll die a virgin, but your ass wont. :P
I2edNinja 2 years ago
You are a retarded cunt I'm sick of you and your shitty stench you need to take a fucking bath and get a fucking job to support yourself. Grow the fuck up you lowly piece of third world shit.
Aceile 2 years ago
ryanrayonec? wow man i thought i recognized you ass hole, your the dude from them vids, 1guy1jar and the sequal, 1guy1screwdriver. hows the real world treating you mate? hope its shit for you, anyway, between mouthfuls of my bollox, ya mom sends her regards :)
binkiie4dictator 2 years ago
Do you know what derivatives or carbon credits are?? No. No you don't. Governments around the world actually stand to gain 145 TRILLION yes Trillion with a T dollars.........but you wouldn't know that........cause your smart right? IDIOT
ryanrayonec 2 years ago
" You are just a wast of skin"
jo7414 2 years ago
You think everyone who disagrees with you is a cunt and you want to do a video of how people on youtube are narcissistic?
It is really hard to be the dumbest person on youtube but you have to be way up there.
By the way you support the global warming scam which is the biggest in history and would rape the wallets of an entire world yet you make videos like this. If you ever come to the states please let me know and bring your camera so I can knock your head off and you can post it on youtube
ryanrayonec 2 years ago
@ryanrayonec
If you think Global Warming is a scam you are one of those HUGE ASS idiots, the government gets money out of it how? By getting millions of people to stop them from doing things and costing them millions of dollars? I don't think so... The temperature IS rising idiot!
Flatchlenter 2 years ago
MYASS.
SynestheticSoul 2 years ago
you guys are more disgusting and outragesly stupider than 2 gorls 1 cup
Feartheviper 2 years ago 2
Also, "Do the world a favor. Pull your bottom lip over your face and swallow."
Uberjoe19 2 years ago
I would just simply send them links that redirect to some sort of shock site. (Meatspin, Last Measure, etc.) and disguise them as a link to someone's bank account info.
They will be scarred for life.
Uberjoe19 2 years ago
Goatse...
All I'm gonna say...
BLlewhe 2 years ago
Call them a failed abortion. ;)
nortez92 2 years ago
Pu your head up your arse...and suck.
Stratboy999 2 years ago
wow thats amazing!! i remeber offering the same thing to ur mother, but she said she was otherwise occupied with you fucking her up the ass for me to do it as well. so go fuck ur mum because she cant have no other!
iWpanz 2 years ago
your pathetic attempt for my money deserves you to be passed thruugh a meat grinder, feet first; then when only your head is left it will be cut cleanly into diffrent sections and each part will either be strapped to a nuke or thrown into a volcano. don't try scamming me again.
stewpotjones 2 years ago
Hello,
You have one $1,000,000
Enter your bank accout details here.
Im sorry man i can't take that money i feel sorry for u but u need it to pay ur lil sis for sex u never had a chance with anyone else unlike me ive did ur mum ur dad ur grandma i woulda done ur gf but ass everyone can see well....ehh... u know i dun wanna embarass you :\
bye.
Thats all ive got now lol
ausomdude 2 years ago
Sir, your mother, under the pretence of running a brothel, is in fact a receiver of stolen goods.
Palifiox 2 years ago
Curry munching fuck licker
no racism of course.
Kalcros 2 years ago
rip your rotten dick off and fuck yourself with it
helljumpper 2 years ago
...or a cum gargling gutter-slut. ^_^
Darrigan 2 years ago
Call them a donkey felching cock-sneeze.
Darrigan 2 years ago
"Dude, you're doing it all wrong. Any dumb ass can see that simply asking for bank details to be dodgy. If you really want to make large sums of money, the best idea is to create your own religion. It pains to even think you classify yourself even in the same league as me. Look, it's simple simply donate a couple dollars to our lord Xenu and I will send you our bible on how to turn your fraudulent scam into a glorified and active religion, absolutely guaranteed to triple your monthly income."
AngryRaptor 2 years ago
My insult suggestion consists of calling them a "Chicken-fucking, goat spunk guzzler." It's vile AND disgusting. :)
DaniNouveau 2 years ago
Were you tired or a little bit sick when you made the video? Iam a bit worried about you- you look so...different. Are you alright, Aussie?
Garmoydra 2 years ago
So what your telling me is all I have to do give you my bank account and you'll give me the once in a lifetime opportunity to watch my entire life savings dissapear? I'm in
Scammer = Some creepy ass masturbating monkey exposing retardation
ChaosTheoryb 2 years ago
You call this a scam? Didn't they teach you better than that? You wont get any where near the amount of money I get per day with that effing excuse of a scam. You better go get a real job instead.
caedmonscall99 2 years ago
I have no * Fart noise * ing idea to say! :P Wut Evaa!
stormsirens2 2 years ago
"no thank you. i have already spent all of my money on your mother.
PS: please remind her to floss. the last time i had broccoli chunks on my dick"
DanRossiTV 2 years ago
lol sick song. what's with the mask? there's this guy named MegaLeach who has the same mask. like, does it represent something?
DanRossiTV 2 years ago
here's one for ya.
you know you should tell your mother the next time she chokes on my dick after she pays me for the sex your father can't provide im not fucking saving. then im coming to your house chop your dick off, ram them down your throat and shove you in the god damn oven because you're just another slimy fuck that needs to shut up!
saintpeter13 2 years ago
Insult applicable to scammers with a background similar to Kenya, Nigeria, etc. might play to the theme of:
-I asked your mother yesterday, why she was so thirsty for my semen, because of the excited way she licked her fingers. She told me that you and your father´s age-set were circumsized by a half baboon, half scorpion person, and therefore your sister is a barren cow, and you are too stupid to know that you are a homosexual.- Wrong on so many levels. Catch the cultural references?
uriel578 2 years ago
I am so using that.
Some guy just sent me an email telling me that I won the Yahoo Lottery...AGAIN!
OrionSyndicate910 2 years ago
I will cut your head off, cut it into a slurry, pour it into a meatloaf, and serve it to your bitch of a mother. When she says, "this tastes funny", I will tell her "it's because I baked it using the head of your nimrod son!" and immediately shoot her right between her goddamn eyes. That way, they can both rot together in the deepest circle of hell for all eternity.
TheModernGuy 2 years ago
well thanks for your offer, while i consider this, could you tell your mom that $1,000 a night just wont cut it anymore. if she really wants my dick, her looks aint getting any better so im gonna make it $5,000 a night. so if you mom needs to barrow money you know why. oh ya and about that offer you didn't think this through did you because i can see through this poor sceame. your a dumbass, the best part of you ran down your mothers ass and left a stain on her bed sheets.
overlordtank 2 years ago
If you don't take your shitty comments elsewhere i shall rape your mothers cat, chop it up into several pieces, make it into a stew, force feed it down your mothers throat, shoot her 33 times in her foot, chop that off and make her eat it whole, if she throws up i will force her vomit back down her throat and continue doing so until she stops, chop her into small sections, then feed them to hungry pack wolves. and so on.
Ellie4MuselOl 2 years ago
this one get an Honorable Mention.
*saves for later*
OrionSyndicate910 2 years ago
"Thank you for your kind words. I will sure be looking into this, as i like being fucked up the arse by dipshit scammers. Please, tell your mother i said Hello, and that she should have swallowed that homeless guy's sperm"
Azated2 2 years ago
u should so make 1 bout how u hate being rick rolled! lol
hockeytofu101 2 years ago
*insert offensive racial comment here*
MrPartypie 2 years ago 2
I'ld shove my foot five feet up your ass but yould probly like that...
jk642795 2 years ago
You should fucking kill yourself you fucking cuntbag. Piss off or I will hunt you down, tear off your fucking testicles and force them so far down your dead grandmother's throat, the pressure will make them shoot out her arse like the Large fucking Hadron Collider.
BeedleRus 2 years ago
That's a seriously cool backdrop! :O
And no, that's not my insult.
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!"
Now how's that for an insult? ;)
CrocMania 2 years ago
YES.
ni!
TheModernGuy 2 years ago
"Your scheme is so inferior to our own that it gave me cancer."
"Now I know for a fact you are not representing the the party you claim to. I know this because your mother told me last night."
Aleba2 2 years ago
nice!
here we go:
Your mother is a Gnu and your father is a Hippo creating you the most incompetent scamming worthless piece of shit your attempts at dare I say Cyber-theft are fruitless endeavours that only the most impudent swine would attempt you are the gutless wonder sperm your mother should have swallowed furthermore you are a troglodyte whose intentions are clearly malicious and completely lacking tact or skill you have the intelligence range of a teaspoon and should be shot.
lol
VortexNeurofunk 2 years ago
that was beautiful
blackasylum22 2 years ago
thanks haha
VortexNeurofunk 2 years ago
"The e-mail you send is so pathetic, I think I have become less intelligent just by reading it, you're scam is pathetic and I can hardly believe that people fall for it."
rammedstein 2 years ago
Oh really, sure. Heres my bank account details and personal info. 'Stick it up your ass, and die from exposure of internal bleeding from your rectum'
Nicest way i could put that xD theres my comment to those scammers.
SilverWhitefang 2 years ago
I have one question for them - "What's a nubian?"
thedreamdealer 2 years ago
"Bloody Fucker" is effective....
IronyIsGood 2 years ago
"I would say you're a piece of crap, but everyone knows the only crap that is lower than you, is yours."
I couldn't resist writing one
invisiblechicken 2 years ago
"The English language is neither elastic nor descriptive enough to describe how I feel about you, so I'll just call you a wanker."
""The money you make today goes towards your internet bills tomorrow."
"Here is a gun, there is a bank. Twice the money, half the effort... what is wrong with you?" Maybe leave that one out, I just felt like saying it though. You know I am right.
shikishinobi 2 years ago
awesome song can i download from itunes or from some where dude like mega upload ?
oLdSkOolamv 2 years ago
"May you go to hell and be personally sodomized by Satan whilst Hitler gnaws on your shriveled husk of a penis"
"I've picked dead things from my shoes that have had more character than you"
NorseIronKIng 2 years ago
wow wiked background thats a change you needed
pchobo 2 years ago
btw heres an insult your the load you mother should have swallowed XD
keep em up angry
pchobo 2 years ago
"I'm assuming your accent and unibrow are thicker than my roof insulation."
OR
"Did those mail order bride companies screw you over again? Shit, I can see why you need the money."
BTW: The new background is great.
manyeyeshere 2 years ago
"Well... I WOULD give you a deposit for the money but I spent it all on paying your mum for all the hot steamy sex we had in a filthy alley. She's such a dirty whore that she let me cum in her too. Assuming she doesn't abort and eat the foetus (being the repulsive obese cunt that she is), looks like you'll be having a half-sibling soon! Anyways, I'm now gonna go back to fucking your pregnant skank mum. She just blew me, shit was SO CASH! SEEYA!
P.S. Go choke on a cock you rancid shitgobbler."
ACoe 2 years ago
@ACoe
loving the anon reference!
VortexNeurofunk 2 years ago
"Go back to cyberfucking 50 year old men in chatrooms. You're better at it."
"Like I'll take someone seriously who bends over for their father more than their slut of a mother ever did."
"I just sent you my account information yesterday. Are you so idiotic that you forgot that soon, you GD ass licking, fucktard? Go fuck your mom again."
That felt weird... I'm not use to insulting people. Hope I helped. XD
AA, I love your theme song, shirt, and background. :D
JohnnyXFay 2 years ago
If they are from Africa call them a 'double nigger'
snozzcumbers 2 years ago 3
It's good you know your a narcissist :P People who don't realise it shit me up the wall.
schnappy00 2 years ago
Your parents must have been related cause thats the only way they could've had a child as retarded as you
teis1411 2 years ago
lol suck my cock you white nigger faggot grow a testicle and cut it in half and rape it
GoDieInAPoolOfAids 2 years ago
"I heard your mother likes to have her asshole used as a cumrag. She invited me over tonight to try it out. "
melstan12 2 years ago
he could say to one scammer '' i was informed by another company that yours was inferior to theirs and that any deal i make with you is a scam and i should not make any contact or dealings with your company'' i think that would turn them against each other
AwesomeGamer4 2 years ago
no, they'll simply keep writing to you and tell you the other guy is lying.
OrionSyndicate910 2 years ago
You fucking cunts I will rip off your mothers clitoris and make it into a fish smelling milkshake after guzzling your mothers clitoris juice i will then tie you up chop off your cock and gag your mouth with it and take photos so I can show everyone what fucking scum you are you filthy cunt, your scams are worthless you don't have the skills to do it right so fuck you you cunts I'm going to rape your dogs and cats and eat your babys and your mothers clit juice you fucking cum guzzlers.
blackasylum22 2 years ago
a bit wordy, but usable.
I sent this to some one who claims I won the Yahoo Lottery. The "sender" is some guy from Nigeria who claims to own a bank.
OrionSyndicate910 2 years ago
i swear to fuk im going to rip out the eyes of ur mother and shove them up ur ass so she can see how full of crap u are ya bloody yank
rath223 2 years ago
You'r a cum sucking dog , Heres a scam stop cheating on your left hand!
enisunlighter 2 years ago
Awesome new backdrop, big improvement over the last one. ^_^ Nice to have a wider range of colour.
dragonlight06 2 years ago
Tell em ur ASIO or CIA that should be fun!
captainJackWest 2 years ago
"your worthless now and you were worthless as a child, your birth was a mistake and we all knew you'd amount to nothing, and all you've done is proven us right."
"Saber Tooth Crotch Cricket"
honeynutsandcheerios 2 years ago
Try this one "Don't come the raw prawn!" i wasnt born in Australia.
LOL
popebenadict16 2 years ago
"you're the load your mother should've swallowed"
"i was going to comment on your intelligence... then i saw your last name."
"good thing your mum warned me about this scam before i chucked her out on the street last night"
"you have the face of a dogs behind and the intellect of a flea but it is your soul i truly despise"
"a person might THINK you're mentally retarded.. but basically you're just dumb as fuck!"
"nothing personal, no offence. but i fucked your mother"
not you personally ^,^
InnuendoXP 2 years ago
ugh, i cant think of anything good! i think if anyone runs out of stuff to say, just say "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER." about 57 times and see where that gets you
DimSimToughBitch 2 years ago
Scammer i am ur father
CELTICS17PF 2 years ago
What Program did you use... For the Back Grounds I know its Mac but Am not sure what it is.
SuburbanNinja8000 2 years ago
cum snorting necro wanker
rmac40 2 years ago
love the new background mate :)
Your mum is fat, but i'm HUGELY OBESE, coz every time i fuck her, she makes me a bacon sandwich.
EvilBproductions 2 years ago
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
wordy1234 2 years ago
Really me and my friends love to waste the time of telemarketers... its halirious we pretend to be other telemarketing companies, so this would be quite fun...
1. Your mother must have fucked a gun while she was pregnant.
2. You're so stupid that if you called me *insert racial slur here* I wouldn't be offended.
3. If only your mom ignored pope bennidict, maybe she would have saved her self from aids and YOU!
princeboy5 2 years ago
pope who?
popebenadict16 2 years ago
Some thing I remember reading a while back when a pope went on a trip to africa and said comdoms made aids worse could be wrong, going off of memory. also my spelling is atrotious.
princeboy5 2 years ago
Hey Ass-Fuck, why don't you go rectally inject a pint your sisters' monkey spunk!
demonhunter42 2 years ago
I actually did say this to someone before. They were making fun on my facebook profile picture because my dog was in it so I said: "Yea, my profile pictures of me and my dog. so what? What do you have against animals, besides the fact that they all run from your face"
simsgurl761 2 years ago
1: "The best part of you dribbled down your mothers leg"
2: "If you were any more stupid we would have to water you twice a day"
3: "I am guessing your parents were mostly into anal sex ?"
jo7414 2 years ago
Here's what ya do, you try and get a bunch of these telemarketer's numbers, and send this around to them:
"Hi
I'm a lonely young virgin in your area desperate for a fuck. Interested? Call me at (Insert phone number of other telemarketer here"
Even if they don't call it, the reaction they'll probably have would be lulzy as hell, especially if they respond.
Colddirector 2 years ago
wow now i see your why mother gave to up after beating the fuck out of you stop taking baths in Crisco your greasy troll
runescaperpglover 2 years ago
OR, how bout
You're living proof than men can impregnate orangutans
SquireCalf 2 years ago 2
if only your mothers sandy pussy hadn't broken the condom this world would be short of a fucking retard
SquireCalf 2 years ago
We all know the truth, Your mother is a bengeleshian whore, and the only reason you scam people for all this money is so that you can afford to higher her, you sick mother fucker.
as you asked, I have aimed for mothers.
Ocoton 2 years ago
Angry Aussie trolling? Never thought I'd see the day! :P
Also, love the new backdrop!
rukusan 2 years ago
"you sir are the scum of the earth cause you scam hard working citzens out of their money? how about you earn a living for a change? Oh wait you can't you don't know how. must be because your mother dropped you on your head or perhaps she was a whore, like you whoring your virtures."
i feel evil mahahahahaha! lol
42Unknowns 2 years ago
Your mother was great but her fucking pussie was like a fucking walk in wardrobe. I literally had to run in there like kathy freeman to get her off then once I was done I grabbed my jacket off the coat hanger that was hanging from her clit and left her in the gutter like the common whore she is.
TyThatAussieGuy 2 years ago
well done, sir.
well done, indeed!
OrionSyndicate910 2 years ago
Why thank you orion I must subscribe.
TyThatAussieGuy 2 years ago
Ask for the company address, go there, deliver them a bag full of fake money and an explosive device.
Sorry, I just don't have the creativity for an insult.
wallofmindlessness48 2 years ago
Small charge of C-4 would do a trick?
TyThatAussieGuy 2 years ago
I suppose so; it depends on what exactly would be done.
Given the fact they're all blithering idiots, they wouldn't give a thought to checking it for bombs. They'd just take it inside and open it up, then Boom.
It would need to be pretty small though, so as to ensure their sorry asses survive it and live out their miserable lives hooked up to machines at hospitals as quadriplegics or something similar. Maybe then they would reconsider their ill-fated scams. (Purely Hypothetical)
wallofmindlessness48 2 years ago
Yeah U would need about idk maybe 250 grams ? enough to send a shock wave through the heart.
TyThatAussieGuy 2 years ago
i fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries
liamrussell 2 years ago
Some ideas. . .
A simple "Your mum" maybe "your dad"??
Hey, I was searching your mums pussy last night, and found some of your brain. Is that why you're a useless fucktard who's incapable doing anything constructive. . .
I dunno, I'm not a violent person. Maybe someone else could finish it??
ConnorFlockSpeevage 2 years ago
Your Father was a chipmunk and your Mother smelt of Elderberry!
It's a good thing you masturbate so much, your muscular arm distracts from your face
FindleOfLoathing 2 years ago
"Go lick your dog's cum out of your mom's asshole"
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TheWrathofZod 2 years ago
First I will make your mother comfortable, food, wine, music, candles... I will spike her food, wine, music and candles so that she is KO'ed for a few minutes - After all, you need a lot of tranquilizer to bring a horse down. I will take her to my BDSM lair, where I am going to slip my cock into your mother's ears whilst tearing her ass open with a rusty bike seat, shitting all over her after I have eaten that nasty food she makes, pissing into her skull cavity like its a fucking bottle. TEH END
SpAMCAN 2 years ago
your mother gave me a trombone the other day....it was better then your shitty scams!
ablanchi 2 years ago
You fucking money whore! I'm the *insert county here* division of your damn operation! Your fucking dead.
Oh, so your the *insert their county*s I've heard about, your pussy scams are FAILURES, down in *country again*, we do things the right way.
Your mom fell for that one.
UkazutoX 2 years ago
=) You look tired there
Craig6623 2 years ago