Eddie Murphy - RAW - Marriage

[LLMelvinL]

Kobe Bryant should have been watching this .

[jfhjfsjdkjgjkfdnjkd]

I'm a woman, and I think Eddie is an ignorant prick. I broke up with my husband but I deserved half his wealth. my anus bled because of him.

[JasonUSMC106]

Did your anus bleed in a literal sense? Pretty bold statement.

[aelishaful]

"they wasn't even married but 10 years."

*sigh* that's an eternity these days.

[gregtdmorrison]

You wasn't with me shooting in the gym!!!!!!

[JDubs878]

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[stumpinfury]

Truer words have never been spoken. Get the fuck out of my face with that bullshit!!!

[DeLanoCorleone]

Kobe Bryant should have listened to this!!

[420BOYStv]

@DeLanoCorleone LOL u stole what i was gonna say

[DiorPaintMob]

Kobe bout to lose 150m's, Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him... Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the jump.

[onemike951]

Kobe must not have seen this...

[Nardril]

Kobe just lost half his shit

[DopeButtaTV]

Eddie Murphy! the living legend!

[obatron1]

@CrystalRhae Glamor girls...,shiiiiit make it plain bro...Ho's is more suitable.

[obatron1]

HAHAAAA...just saw the article on Kobe and immediately though of this!!

[LiveLaughLoveRaveyy]

Lmaoo! Kobe shoulda learned from this

[LittlJohn]

Kobe should've learned from this.

[ebbelito1]

"I fuck mah husband" HAHAHAHA!!

[Activation1111]

Tell the truth Eddie

[dbizzle31]

Drake on Kobe, "BITCH YOU WASN'T WITH ME SHOOTING IN THE GYM!!!! LMAO....KOBE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED EDDIE MURPHY.

[CrystalRhae]

@dbizzle31

Amen, LOL, but that is what he gets and all of those other athletes for messing with the GLAMOR girls......................

[lilross2k6]

ahhh the good ole days...when eddy murphy was relevant

[broalonzo]

To me, marriage is the worst investment anyone could make. It's not like a lease. You can't get out of it in a few years no harm no fawl. The only way I would agree to get married is if it was like a lease. That way it'll be like, "All right. Things aren't working out. Good thing I only have six more months to go."

[EthanDangerfield249]

@Stanley81

[Smooth258]

If you think you need a prenup just be single...no point in getting married. I don't get it

[Fojosmoo]

@Smooth258 You're quite naive.

[biggernbetta70]

Yep, Kobe Bryant...Eddie was talking about this back in the 80's and brothers still making the same mistakes

[MaxAime]

damn Kobe its too bad your entire IQ is devoted to basketball

[omgcopyritedstuff]

HAHA im surprised of the amount of kobe comments cause right when i heard about that shit, the first thing that came to my mind was eddie murphy yelling half! now that bitch gets half of what kobe earned in the last 10 years. kobe you dumbass for not getting a prenup!

[MrBunnyRED]

lol Eddie is a classic

[ingislakur]

Lol. came here for Kobe :D

[tru3g3nius]

Kobe WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING NOT GETTING A PRENUP?

[quaweeguy]

KObe lost ahahaha

[Stanley81]

....so does this mean Kobe only has 2 1/2 rings cuz you know his ex-wife gonna take the other half LOL

[Stanley81]

All i gotta say to Kobe is......HALF

[rrm15]

That's gonna be Kobe's face on the cover of a magazine real soon.

[mshurtem]

My tribute to Kobe...lol

[bonndiablo]

Vanessa Bryant: "HALF... I'LL TAKE HALF HIS SHIT!!"

[TehSamurai]

Kobe better look at this.

[SuperSpritle]

@TehSamurai Too late! lol

[superculocagao]

Oh Kobe...

[tipibo]

Is it me or that happened a couple of times with him too?..More than once?

[hjw4110]

3:53 "in the 80's" *rubs his nose*

[FAZER6N]

King !

[yal100]

Ohhh kay, we don't need no contract

[3912James]

Kris Humphrey's playing the role of "Mrs. Carson." :-)

[WeeItsNookies]

Women are gold digging whores..we have established it.

[BrOwNSmOk3]

@WeeItsNookies lol right on brotha

[mootoi]

Thumbs up if you miss THIS Eddie!

[tecktonicable1]

NO PUSSY IS WORTH $150,000,000

[SixSevenEightyThree]

Hulk Hogan should've taken this advice.

[jr525]

@SixSevenEightyThree JUST SEEND THE HULK HOGAN SHIT RIGHT NOW BITCH GOT 70% AND SOME

[SixSevenEightyThree]

@jr525 Yup, and she ain't do 1 Atomic Leg Drop. Dude damn near cripples himself over 30 years, and she gets 70%. Fuckin' soulless.

[bboykountz]

i turned that shit back to johnny

[TheEaglesfanindc]

SHE DIDNT EARN SHIT thats like this basketball wives shit out now them hoes didnt earn shit they just spending they husbands money

[granddaddypurplehaze]

@TheEaglesfanindc Watch. Camello and Kobe are going to lose half.

[glossyxokizzez]

4:24 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[OuterSpace90]

So true

[desmondakkari]

@OuterSpace90 i was just coming here to make the reference to Reggie Bush dodging that one....lol

[OneProspectMind]

Kim Kardashian will be making that face like Johnny Carson.

[janmadytay]

The Man speaks the truth, cut and dry....

[Nooka31]

The ends are meetin like a mutha fucka!!!

[MARCOSVII7]

$300,000,070 I wanna do my share.



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[TheBigBadWoIf]

a purple leather jumpsuit. gotta love the 80s

[2109917162]

"Now we have 300000000 and 70 dollars" That made me laugh so hard!!!

[whotaughtyou]

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[2109917162]

@whotaughtyou what the hell are you talkin about?

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[ilovefoxhunting89]

27 women don't like the inevitable truth

[caladbolge]

he got 300 million dollars, the ends are meet like a mothafucka lawl

[K1DNEYTH1EVE]

HALF .......... ILL TAKE HAAALLLF HIS SHIT

[haymanot1]

take the line "in the 80's" out..... and you got a timeless video!!!!!

[radicalx1000]

lmao  layaway

[PossiblyInsane33]

This motha fucka is hosting the Oscars! YES

[Wizardus86]

@PossiblyInsane33 i don't know man, Eddie wasn't that funny in the last 26 years... but maybe it's that the crap movies he played in

[Mr1979longhorn]

LMAO @ put the shit on layaway

[Juliessecret]

I made $70 just put it with the rest now we have 300 million and $70 cause I want to do my share I love that

[StatCitez]

I dont give a fuck if sparks fly out her ass. XD

[Krazy3912]

One woman shouts, "We don't care" once Eddy says "Love and Money do not mix."

[whotaughtyou]

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[whotaughtyou]

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[whotaughtyou]

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[DJSJ31]

"You know how alot of housewives gotta get a job on the side to make ends meat, he got 300 million the ends are meetin' like a muthafucker"

Shit never gets old

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[elcondepatula]

why is this even an issue here in america? where i am from if the ex tries to get wise and take half of the shit you worked for and/or had before you met her, you just find and pay to somebody to 'take care of her'

[elcondepatula]

why is this even an issue here in america? where i am from if the ex tries to get wise and take half of the shit you worked for and/or had before you met her, you just find got to somebody to 'take care of her'

[kaneonight]

hahahaha classic

[UngratefulLiving420]

sugar shane woke up in his sleep last night "....HALF!"

[UngratefulLiving420]

Hahahahaha this will never get old....still funny to this day, and still true to this day

[AmazingDarius22]

The fucked up part women do this to rich guys all the time

[fokyeah99]

what's up with the camera not filming his face?

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[bluriviera]

HALF!!! i take half his shit! :)

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[makeitraincats]

purple suits him!

[BornToBeAriana]

4:38 O.O

[stonesmad]

I wish Eddie would do another stand up special.

[jacobygreenwood]

LOL at the guy in the crowd that shouts HALF before Murphy at 5:32.

[eraider60]

I wouldn't just give in and say "Okay". I would be like "I don't care what you say about it, 'cause I know that if we don't work out, you'll take half of everything I own, and I'll be damned if I let that happen. You're signing this prenuptial contract and that's FINAL."

[Fidellio369]

HALF!

[Fidellio369]

HALF!

[TOJ72]

Anybody got a w-2 form.

[nineteenct]

HALF!

[TehLeobez]

HALF!

[beartiger2270]

HALF!

[brunospfc]

HALF!

[mnypwrrspkt]

HALF!

[Dryade2be]

5:32

HALF!

[jvdkl]

You can hear his Respusha voice from Norbit.lol

[Dryade2be]

@jvdkl "You can't put a price on what I do"

I only noticed after I read your comment while he was saying that in Respusha's voice.

[Sekelani]

Haha

[hjordo]

The ends are meetin like a muthafucka

LOL

[mssucks3462]

HALF!!

[tomersde]

"Hey I'm Johny."

"I know who you are motherfucker."

LOL

[jamak390]

LOL "Now we have 30000070" i jus wanted to do my part"

[Evi1M4chine]

I would NEVER go “OK”. Because I have a fuckin’ spine! And nowadays it’s normal anyway.

[Evi1M4chine]

And if you love your husband, fucking your husband is the greatest fuckin’ job on the planet!

[Evi1M4chine]

Why did you cut his head off? FAIL!

[MegaHegira]

Babylankungurl is your dad gay?

[babyLankanGurl]

is he gay?

[CrazyVombat]

HALF!

[2conscious]

Damn, you can almost tell immediately all the young people, or foreigners on Youtube. "Cause they say dumb shit like, "Who filmed this!?" Or, "Why this person cut off Eddie's head in the shot?" THIS IS NOT SHOT WITH AN IPHONE YOU IDIOTS. WE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE DEVICES IN 1987. THIS IS FILM IS IN WIDESCREEN AND THE VIDEO WAS CUT WHEN IT WAS UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE. DAMN!!! Dumb-asses. People, please do your homework....a whole world existed before the year 2000.

[JB0ne265]

@2conscious somebodys annnnnngry

lmao

[N1NJA64]

@2conscious said it all my friend

[sedena714]

@2conscious right on, i agree 100% the good ol days!

[MicheeMee7]

@2conscious

So you think foreigners dont know about iphones?? Wow. what a racist comment!

[2conscious]

@MicheeMee7 How the fuck did you tie in my comment about foreigners and iphones!!? I was talking about not researching when this movie was made you MORON. READING COMPREHENSION, PLLEEEASE!!!

[2conscious]

@MicheeMee7 And the "that's racist" rebuttal is SOOOO played out, old and TIRED. Please use another auto-reply. Furthermore at what point did I mention race?? WE ARE ALL ONE RACE W/ DIFFERENT ETHNICITIES AND TRIBES. IF I SAID "FOREIGN" THAT IS A TOPIC OF NATIONALITY!!! DAMN!!! EXACTLY HOW OLD ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU RECEIVE YOUR EDUCATION!!??

[MicheeMee7]

@2conscious

LOL...what an intelligent reply...

[MicheeMee7]

@2conscious

\And yes...sterotyping people from other countries is racist...Why on earth wouldnt someone from another country know about an Iphone? Why dont you just admit you're a redneck??

[2conscious]

@MicheeMee7 My god---you're so remedial. I mean, really. Go to videos on your level, like uh.....something that doesn't require you to think. You're too stupid to engage in a debate.

[VZLNbiker]

@2conscious yeah, and all foreigners are dumb. You´re a genious.

[2conscious]

@VZLNbiker first of all----SPELL GENIUS CORRECTLY, GENIUS!!! HAHAHAHA. Secondly, no one said all foreigners are dumb. I said they SAY (or, in this case---they type) dumb shit. Your reply is dumb because you just proved my point. YOU DON'T SLOWLY READ AND COMPREHEND WHAT YOU READ. That is why the USA has been lowering its intelligence level over the past 30 years. No one takes the time to understand what they're reading---just make comments for no reason.

[VZLNbiker]

@2conscious you just love the attention, don´t you? What do i care about writing english ok? It ain´t my mother language. When you learn how to speak spanish correctly, then we will have a conversation. In the mean time: get tha fuck outta here. (I am reading and writing as slow as i can, trying to quote Eddie´s line. Is this good enough for ya, mamaguevo?)

[2conscious]

@VZLNbiker Apparently, since I have the highest "likes", I'm not the only Ytuber who agrees w/ my views. As most of my comments on Ytube always receive the highest marks. You see, there's a silent majority in the USA who are growing very TIRED of political correctness. They love when old-school New Yorkers (ie; myself) tell the truth WITHOUT a corporate, ass-kissing filter. Bye!! Have a good day.

[VZLNbiker]

@2conscious all this time and i didn´t realized i was talkin´ to Andrew Dice Clay. See ya, Ytuber. (Looks like we don´t get the right name yet overseas. We still look at the screen and read Youtube).

Whatever.

[TheCadeTV]

@2conscious your frickin mean man,what if the keyboard screwed up man just delete your youtube account RIGHT NOW,your so mean because you know you cant spell,HA,i can make jokes too,even if there NOT that funny,well at least i can make a joke without looking it up on the internet

[TheCadeTV]

@2conscious btw theres two ways to spell genius you idiot!

[20kevs91]

@2conscious pretty rude, you can at least explain it to them properly. Not calling them dumb-asses lols.

[Matheus222]

@2conscious And you can suck dick ", or foreigners". So there's "AMERICANS and FOREIGNERS?" Do your homework... a whole world existed before americans!

@Matheus222 No shit, dumb-ass. I was speaking WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF NAVIGATING TO VIDEOS OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN, OR AMERICAN CULTURE AND MAKING DUMB-ASS COMMENTS WITHOUT FULL RESEARCH. The same would apply if I made comments of another country/culture's OLD videos, not researching my subject. So, stop being s