Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 2

[moustachejoker99]

Hey! I happen to like Joey's crooked jaw. It adds to the adorable factor! <3

[CamilleMorinozuka]

aw I love joey's crooked jaw

[glambertcello]

"Quick Joey! Do something drastic!"

"Here, eat chocolate!" *throws Reece's Peanut Butter Cup at Vanessa*

[marubiller18]

Brian Holden is fantastic :)

[Kippercakeyay]

When joey read the vowels out, all I could think of was Doug from Up..

[natedgreat98]

@SaraKristen1 it sounded like something Arnold Swartzenagger said.

[natedgreat98]

JOEY: WHAT? . . .

HEART: THE FUCK?

[lagkagesen6]

@natedgreat98 lol, you just repeated my comment:D (i dont really care)

[SaraKristin1]

4:10 to 4:20. The most epic (and frightening) wedding proposal ever! xD

[lagkagesen6]

Joey: WHAT?!?!

Heart: THE FUCK?!?!

laughed so hard at that part:D

[vandyfan402]

i love ya, but you are the dumbest fuckin person I know. lol

[98TheNugget]

You KNOW somebody is a good actor when they can do this show with a straight face. It's amazing. I am cracking up so hard....

[SiriuslyMisto]

AJ needs to act in more of starkid's shows rather than just playing the piano. He's freaking hilarious and has a fantastic voice :D

[jewbagel0809]

joey's crooked jaw is nothing short of adorable so i dont know what heart is talking about...

[StarshipRanger1013]

I don't know what the hell Vanessa is thinking.

If Joey, or even any guy on the planet, read me those vows I'd be eloping with them as we speak.

But yet, romance seams to be dead to all males I know besides Starkid :(

[sc1592]

:'( i love his jaw!

[OliviaRae123]

"What?!"..."THE FUCK!"

OHMYGOD A.J you kill me! I love you both! :)

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

i was watching this at night and it was hard to not LAUGH MY ASS OFF

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

and trough out the scene

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

i love joeys faces at the begining

[derespinoproductions]

a.j don't make fun of joey's amazing chin :(

[messynessie123]

That jaw.. is the CUTEST thing I've ever seen!! and I've seen Darren, so that's saying a lot.

[XXxChicaChuxXX]

EAT CHOCOLATE!!!

[starkid9934]

@pinkllama16 Seriously u want him to say and u will raise my children while doing a gorilla/ritual dancing thing with his arms as a PROM invitation

[starkid9934]

Tiffany doll I Luv ya but u r the dumbest f***** Person I have ever met

[Awfullybigadventure0]

With the 'say yes, I must confess' I had to think of Wicked's Dancing Through Life

'Listen Nessa, uhh, Nessa - I've got something to confess -a reason why, well, why I asked you here tonight.'

[LilNicole89]

Is it me or is A.J.'s smile the most adorable thing you've ever seen?

Oh and "The hour is nigh!" lol

[evildevilgirl02]

"EAT CHOCOLATE!"

Challenge accepted.

[XxXtechieXx]

if i ever get married, i want my husband to say those vows at the wedding. in front of everyone.

[CantDefyUs]

4:58 BEST PART!

[Buhzug]

3:55 to 5:31 LMAOOOOO!!! XD BEST PART!

P.S., I freakin' love Joey Richter. Even if he does have a limp, little dick (which I highly doubt ;))

[pirategirl717]

am i the only oe who sees what a dumb ass his heart is?

[ImagineRevolution64]

I totally just made a "What the fuck" gif from this...

[1SallyPie]

lol neville shlongbottom xD

[WebkinzLover450]

If someone ever said those vows to me, just like that, I would marry them. That is too beautiful.

[starkidlover12]

I love how all the human characters change clothes except for Joey.

[STATUSreality]

"WHAT!?"

"THE FUCK!?!?!"

"HURRY JOEY! DO SOMETHING CRAZY!"

"EAT CHOCOLATE."

I love Starkids. xD

[pinkllama16]

I think it's my dream for a boy to ask me to prom in this way...

[StrawberryLipgloss13]

Every time you laugh, you burn 3 calories. I just lost 10lbs.

[YokaiPrincess]

I like his crooked jaw. It makes me wanna suck on his bottom lip...

[samskies96]

i wish my vagania bought me ice-cream...

[doctorwhofan747]

I'm not ashamed to say that I pretended to be Vanessa during this bit c:

[SydneyMorgan1998]

I replay it every time when they go "what?!". "the fuck?!!". I have to. Lo

[VoiceofCthulhu]

I will PROVIDE and I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

[letsgoapples]

thats absurd!! hahaha avpm anyone?

[guidecfk]

"jausten would be proud!"

I LOVE AJ!!

[LovegoodLuna77]

i love joeys jaw! so adorable!

[SydneyMorgan1998]

I can't believe I forgot to put this last time!!!!!! Great actor/singer/musician!!!!!!!

[Tomgirl1219]

ugg it won't load! the grey line is moving about a millimeter a minute!

[SydneyMorgan1998]

A.j. Great actor. :). Enough said

[SarahLynn1324]

AJ is just the cutest thing. Every time he comes on stage I have to replay his parts. XD He should be in the shows more often.

[Seniors12Kpop]

"WHAT-" "THE FUCK"

[allyology]

"You're a freak!"

"NO! No, I'm not, I'm really nice!"

[thegirlwonder18]

Heart: Too bad you'll never be leading man because of that jaw of yours.

.....Except Joey has the lead in EVERY play.

[90210crazychick]

aw joey your jaw is adorable! haha

[MovingSoup]

"Joey! That's absurd!"

"Your'e absurd!"

"That's absurd!"

Starkid has made the word absurd so damn funny I can't even read it without geting images of Snape, Joey's heart and Lupin in my head.

[amykinsyooo]

"tiffany? doll? i love ya... but you are the dumbest fuckin' person i have ever met." ahahaha i love NJSM xD

[LetsStopThisSong]

Now, if Joey Richter said that speech to me, well... I would have married him instantly, not even minding his lack of a dick...

[MyArtOfLife]

'And RAISE my CHILDREN!" XD

[luckyducky77]

I like Joey's crooked jaw! It's endearing.

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

"Joey Richter has a limp little dick" well that's on the internet now....

[WWELURVA101]

Joey's heart is a bitch, I LOVE Joey's crooked jaw! <3 LIKE IF YOU AGREE!!!

[hermionecannotdraw12]

'WHAT'

'THE FUCK!?'



[missbumpsetspike]

"QUICK JOEY STOP HER DO SOMETHING CRAZY!!"

"bluh blah bluh EAT CHOCOLATE!!"

[9031olivia]

This is the best musical ever. Just saying.

[jameroo3498]

"did everyone hear that joey has a limp dick?!" SHUT UP SHLONGBOTTOM!!

[AdmiralZachbar]

@averybleh AJ Holmes. He wrote half the songs and played the piano for AVPM.

[STATUSreality]

"WHAT-"

"THE FUCK!?"

That's how I am every day with my crush. xD

[Averybleh]

Who plays the heart?

[09sunshinehippy]

Get away from me!

-what!?

-THE FUCK!?

hahah laughed so hard;D

[tatters5]

"the hour is nigh!" the headband and that comment makes me incapable of taking anything seriously right now.

[ingridogelise]

I WILL PROVIDE AND I LOVE YOU!

hahahah, just died from laughing! btw, joeys crooked jaw is adorable:)

[HPfanatic4ever]

I thought when AJ and Joey were talking and Joey said "I almost forgot..." I thought he was going to say "I almost forgot... the Redvines" oh well...

[starkidsftw]

tiffany doll, i lve you.

but you are the DUMBEST FUCKING PERSON I HAVE MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[VaginaPenisBoobBob]

Dammit Shlongbottom...

[heythereitslogan]

"What?" "The fuck?!" Oh my god so wonderful

[mirosango14]

I'm supposed to be doing homework right now.

when Joey said "YOU WILL KEEP MY HOME AND RAISE MY CHILDREN!" I had to pause the video to compose myself.

luckily my parents didn't realize what I was watching. XD

[FlameFeathers]

I will keep your home and raise your children, you sexy, crooked-jawed, gorgeous man!

[90939smiles]

You can see Joe Moses and Darren, etc. behind the screen in the background.

[loljustice31]

Why does this musical keep trying to deliver this message that women don't like sex and only want love? What's wrong with women liking sex?

[Shakken123]

Heart: Joey, that's absurd, you don't have a dick!

Snape: "You're absurd!"

[ChidoriRFullbuster]

I LOVE Joey's crooked jaw...

[SuperMisaMisaAmane]

how can she have his children if his dick ran away?

[marvellousmaniac]

I fucking love A.J. Holmes <3

[taylermichelle99]

the heart can go to hell! joey's jaw adds to his adorable-ness ;)

[Louiseee1911]

shut up schlongbottom

[soccerlover103]

I have no idea who wrote those vows, but I love them for it.

[ybfan666]

I keep replaying "WHAT-" "-THE FUCK?!" over and over xD

[mechawolf17]

he sounds like a hick when he says real pissed!!haha!

[starkidchickie928]

How dare King of Hearts make fun of Joey's chin! It's so f'ing sexy!!

[epicfail8798]

poor joey he needs a redvine

[KILLJOYSuperSlushie]

The hearts appears to be dressed alot like Brendon Urie...

[PercyPotterFan]

Shut up, Schlong-bottom. Nobody likes you.

[PopcornMagic23]

He sounds like Dug from Up when he says "I am sure that I love you."

[Hellbellshadz]

SEUS LINDOS!

[tweedledeeohthree]

Alle-Faye reminds me of the person who plays February.

[fantasygirl411]

"Joey, that's absurd!" "You're absurd!" "What? Say that again to my face." "You're absurd." "That's absurd!"

[ellsbells732]

"WHAT?"

"THE FUCK?!?!?!"

lolololololololol

[bookaddict247]

I had a total, unplanned 4:58 moment last week. Freaking epic.

[MrRaikouTamer]

I feel like joeys heart is

*puts on glasses*

kind of a dick.

Yeeeeeaaaaahhh!!!!!

[maxineamelia]

does vanessas voice annoy anyone eles ?

[Umbrgail]

Best part is 4:58... <3 it sooooo much!!!

[TriMusic]

Am I the only one who was SURE I was going to hear "SHUT-UP SHLONG-BOTTOM!!"

[XphantomsforeverX]

Eat chocolate? No! Eat slugs!

[ForeveraStarkid394]

Marriage proposal, you're doing it right.

[SplendoraxSprinkles]

4:16 - AHHH! ITS DARREN!!

[rachelfinn22]

Joey, You can raise my children(:

[ilovepiepie4evah]

I LOVE joey's jaw ^.^

[TheCarlizzle]

i think Joey's jaw is cute ;]

[potionsandpolyjuice]

You can see Darren behind the screen at 4:16 :)

[pru006]

Does anybody else think his Heart is a lot like the mouse from Dumbo?

[LexiGoyette]

No, Joey! You never tell a girl you like her. It makes you look like an idiot.

[willturner4ever]

shut up schlongbottom!

[FaeriesAndWitches]

WHAT?

THE FUCK?

You're a freak!

No I'm not I'm really nice!

[FaeriesAndWitches]

0:41 his face XD

[StarkidManic]

Who is Tiffany? And what characters does she play in others? It's frustrating me -.-

[bad48888]

@StarkidManic Her name is Alle-Faye Monke and this is the only Starkid musical she's been in.

[cashadeful]

Tiffany, doll, I love you, but you are the dumbest fucking person! Lmao!

[gabzz2701]

the ring! "aahhh"

remind anyone of "magic...aahhhh!" :P

[CutieTRP2121123]

"EAT CHOCOLATE!"

[AshieChan1324]

I love Joey's crocked jaw! I think its cute. >:3

[theDoctorPotterfan16]

why hasn't AJ Holmes had any other parts (besides the fact that he does all the music stuff with Darren)? He is such a talented guy!!!

[joshuaqgaeta]

I WILL PROVIDE AND I LOVE YOU!!!! AND YOU WILL KEEP MY HOUSE AND RAISE MY CHILDREN!!!! *epic fist pump*

[bad48888]

@joshuaqgaeta My question is, how will they HAVE any kids, if Joey doesn't have a dick (and at this point in the play, has no intention of finding his dick)? :)

[bad48888]

@joshuaqgaeta My question is, how will they HAVE any kids, if Joey doesn't have a dick (and at this point in the play, has no intention of finding his dick)? :)

[FunWithSanitizer]

SHUT UP JOEYS JAW IS THE SEXIEST PART ABOUT HIM!! Er, I mean, um... 5 stars

[anncg94]

The hour is nigh!

[barbaramusic01]

4:58-5:00 lmaoooo

[StigGT2]

I love A.J singing Listen To Your Heart as they walk in.

[perriwinkle1234567]

Ok first i LOVE all the faces joey makes when the heart is talking to him about how much he "improved" there so funny second the heart is WRONG about joeys jaw third this whole scene is just so hillarious fourth joeys perposal song was GRANGER DANGER!!!!! did anyone else notice???

[Fairyangel24]

@perriwinkle1234567 Hmmm...Are you sure? It didn't sound like Granger Danger.

[StigGT2]

@perriwinkle1234567

Sounded nothing like Granger Danger to me.

[PadfootLivesFree]

Joey's crooked jaw is amazing and sexy!! Haha, his heart's just jealous:P

[Eunnette]

@PadfootLivesFree Joey works his jaw! It looks good on him.

[belladance13]

Our biology teacher announced a big project due Wednesday (this was a Tuesday). I complained "this is way too overwhelming for a Tuesday!" She laughed.

[x5unnyx]

"Tiffany - I love you - but you are the dummest f*cking person I've ever met!" XDDD

[CGwonder]

Joey, your jaw is GORGEOUS.

[katiegirl189189]

Joey don't pay attention to Heart he's just jealous of your sexy crooked jaw ;)

[BalletBeauty97]

Joey, I think your awkward looking jaw is adorable!! -3

[soccerxpress]

Joey, I love your crooked jaw. Don't listen to Heart. <3

[catgiorgetti]

Joey: WHAT

Heart: THE FUCK

[HarryPotterPrincesS7]

omg neville

[cooktastrophe27]

WHAT! THE FUCK!

EAT CHOCOLATE!

[FatalAffection13]

The whole 'dick' and 'vagina' as people is FUCKIN AMAZING!! Team Starkid has out- done themselves!!

[canyouletmebe]

''What!?''

The FUCK!?

[TheJazzMan61]

God I love this!

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

I love when he says "RAISE MY CHILDREN!" in that accent. <3 Joey.

[secretcode3889]

yay

[livelovehope211]

What the DEVIL! Ugly! I love Joey's crooked jaw, it's so adorable! :) I less than three Joey Richter and his crooked jaw -3

[bonita358]

I love everything about this scene.

[Amaree96]

His crooked jaw is sexy!

[SkyBloo98]

shut up SCHLONGBOTTOM!

[HaannaahMaarshaall]

Avpm/s reference Thats absurd

[FlameFeathers]

Deep down that is the desire of most every man.

[embypemby]

The hour is nigh!!!

[themollyfish]

If someone read those vows to me, I most certainly would KEEP THEIR HOME AND RAISE THEIR CHILDREN!

[Valer4e]

When Joey's heart said his crooked jaw was ugly I actually screamed "NO IT'S SEXY!" my mom must be very confused about what I am doing in my room.

[blah6ify]

EAT CHOCOLATE!

[princessnatallie131]

hahahaha "the hour is nigh!"

[coldplayluvr4ever]

So... Joey's heart is insane.

[TroutyPout]

Joey: WHAT?!

Joey's Heart: THE FUCK!

Oh how I laughed at that! So hilarious!

[AlexAmyGilbert]

You will raise my children Joey Richer!

[xxxaredmoon]

Joey's heart is my favorite character in this! <3

[lalalaabbs]

Weirdest thing I've said all year but.. I actually love old snatch.. {as in the character}.

[QueenieMJPop]

joeys jaw is freakin adorable... it makes his mouth crooked too... its so kissable

[truquesttojordan]

Best proposal ever!

[iTak53]

The hour is nine

[ldjkarii]

Oh but Joey's jaw isn't ugly!! It's ADORABLE!! less than three Joey's supermegafoxyawesome jaw

[messedupmyths]

i find it funny how neville is making fun of people

[xPixiRose137x]

0:57 He obviously got past that hurdle because look at him now. :D (AND HIS CROOKED JAW IS CUTE!) <3

[mcawesomeguy101]

where have i seen the girl who plays Vanessa??? she looks extremely familiar but i can't place the face.

[LondonSummer100]

@mcawesomeguy101 SAME!

its really bugging me :/