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  • Im sorry but this is still the best Hitler meme made. And for that, i thank you Allen.

  • we won the memorial cup this year!

  • I could have scored a hatty against belarus.lol

  • Well shit in hindsight Michalek is still better than any of these Oiler scrubs.

  • @Andragon90 Not really. He's been expected to really break out for like 6 years now and he's done nothing. Sure he's a decent scorer, but not as good as everyone thought. I'd take the Oiler package over what the Sharks traded.

  • He just got traded to the Wild

  • Heatley took a dumb ass penalty in game 1 and Vancouver took over from there so thanks Heatley, you piece of shit!!!!

    I hope Torres separates your head (or ego) from your body in game 2!!!

    Heatley is even greedy enough to be a baseball player.

  • @CanadianTuBaoZi *football

  • lol no one wants to play for edmonton

  • @ty1977 fuck you douche bag we will rise again

  • Dany Heatley is a piece of shit murderer, but the sens are also a bunch of asshats, so I'm kind of torn.

  • ooooooo the video was funny up in tell 2:36 lmao

  • Just in case any of you pricks were wondering, this is from the movie Downfall

  • LMAO theres $165 down the shitter!

  • Yashin does look like a santa claus now. lol

  • dont u ever make fucking fun of heatley he is awesome and ottawa sucks we beat them 4-0

  • go Sharks.. Go Heatley!

  • LOL. You are hilarious.

  • Why is hitler bagging on Pominville?

  • @joe579003 Pominville scored the overtime goal in 2006 that elimated the Senators from the playoffs. Ottawa was first in the East that year (I think) and had high hopes. As for Nieuwendyk, he scored the winner for Toronto that eliminated Ottawa in '04.

  • Heatley returns to Ottawa tomorrow. I'm sure it won't be as bad as Lebron returning to Cleveland, also tomorrow.

  • senators suck ass. go capitals, ovechkin baby!!

  • @sipesey15 bandwagon baby

  • @CamUHandleIT beeen a caps fan since 1999 biatch

  • "I COULD SCORE A HAT TRICK ON BELARUS!"

  • lol. didn't know hitler was a sens fan

  • lol is that you OttawaGhost?

  • so good love it

  • Chara, Hossa , Havlat Hasek, is wrong!

    it was Chara, Heatley, Havlat (even though he missed like 60 games that year), Hasek(who got hurt in the olympics and bailed on the Sens)

  • thats hilarious

  • Well done...

  • what is name this film?

    i need it's name

  • @goodluckchuk1 just "downfall". the movie is about the battle of berlin

  • the reason the sens are where they are right now is because management is too concerned about the emotional welfare of their players.

    when we had to pick between chara and redden, chara was the better player but redden had been with the team for his entire career, so the choice was easy.

    same thing here. i don't know if the various rumours i've heard are true, but if he wants to exercise his no-trade clause, then damn well let him. we can't appease to jackasses like dany f***** heatley.

  • all you Canadians talking shit about the sharks can suck on a fat one

    your country chokes yearly at winning the Stanley Cup

    gonna be a two decade drought soon

    and the Senators cant sell out IN CANADA!!!

    the stadium is big but how do you not sell out in Canada?

    ...

    thanks for supplying America with all the Canadian hockey players we need to keep you from winning the cup forever

  • @MasterJoBob sharks for life

  • ha ha ha that is funny, i can just imagine HItler sitting in the parking lot of the Corel centre swearing @ the sens. LOL. GO OILERS GO BTW

  • I'm an allstar, I'm Danny Fucking Heatley IOIOIOIOIOIO

  • @ObltKG4 dmn right

  • Fuckin halarious. Go sens go

  • hahaha shut up you guys are meat heads, im a sens fan and san jose clearly got the better deal here.

    gotta love the vid tho, well done.

  • lol Heatley was born in Germany, his father played their for awhile.

  • Uh, Ottawa's third in the East, blood. They are certainly going to the playoffs.

  • fucking funny as hell

  • BELARUS!!!!!!!LOOOOOOOOL

  • THIS JUST IN: Heatley has requested to be traded to team Russia for the rest of the oylimpics.

  • @NickVellios

    "You lose, Sharks win"

    yeah, until its playoffs time, LOL.

    i'm not a sens fan, but you bragging about winning is a fucking joke. sharks = team choke.

  • If you nor a sens fan then this doesn't concern you. Sharks are at least going to the playoffs choke or not. I am a Sharks fan and this is do or die for this year.

  • @joyfulvulture thats funny! haha i get it, because it's the 2nd round and we're up 3-0 in the series against Detroit... lmao

  • @powpow1420

    couldnt care less about the sharks or wings. the fact they're winning now doesnt change the fact that hey choked a lot in the past. you're the typical retarded sports fan: talks trash when he wins and hides in a corner when he loses. where were you those last few years?

  • @joyfulvulture Conference finals isn't chocking. I'm no sharks fan, but I have to argue when I see dip-shit comments by fellow hockey fans.

  • @irondude71

    1. look at when i made that comment idiot

    2. doesnt matter that they made the west finals, its certainly not enough to erase their past. we're not even talking about the cup finals or winning it all here. plus, they're losing hardcore to the hawks 0-3 as we speak. what if they get sweeped? with the season they had it will be another choke.

  • @joyfulvulture , I just looked at your profile, you piss a lot of people off, and you're racist. What a joke you are, bit internet troll feels like a man? Anyway, I stand by my comment that top 4 in the league is not a choke, and who cares about the past, they've got a very different team this year than in the past.

  • @irondude71

    "they've got a very different team this year than in the past"

    same core players, wtf are you talking about.

    and choking isnt judged by how far you make it in the playoffs, but how far you make it considering the regular season you had. sharks = best team in west = should be in the cup finals. instead they're getting raped in the west finals = choke.

    its pretty fucking simple, are you that stupid?

  • @joyfulvulture

    hahaha joyfulvulture you just dummied that kid

  • @joyfulvulture The only thing I can say is that the Sharks should have been 2nd seed by all means. and losing to that 2nd seed is not really a choke, they lost to a better team who schooled them in the playoffs AND the regular season, and as a Sharks fan, I was pretty impressed they made it that far in the first place. Losing when people have you slotted as an underdog isn't really a choke. And we can argue this point until the cows come home, but every game in that series was a close one.

  • @joyfulvulture = your team choking on our balls

  • @joyfulvulture

    when have the senators last done anything relevant lol

  • @joyfulvulture

    Sharks 4, Senators nothing rofl

  • @Dwagz07

    try reading retard, i dont give a fuck about the sens.

  • @joyfulvulture the sharks made it to the conference finals last year, and even though they dont get in the playoffs, at least they fuckin make the playoffs! id much rather have a team that is consistent than a team that reaches a final one year and then sucks and barely makes the playoffs, or not even make the playoffs for 4 years

  • @GoSharks12 when did the sens not make the playoffs for 4 years straight. The only time that happened was in there first 4 seasons but since then they have made the playoffs 12 out of 13 seasons. making it to the cup finals once, the CONFERENCE FINALS once (just like the sharks), made it to the semi-finals about 5 times and lost in the first round the rest. LEARN YOUR FACTS!!

    P.S. if you look at joyfulvulture's comment it was before the sharks made it to the conference finals

  • @joyfulvulture

    I think you're off by about one division. Head one division North and you will find Vancouver; home of the Canucks and their mascott, Jimmy, the retarded, land-bound killer whale!

    No, but seriously, they both have had their fair share of chokes.

  • lmfao

  • Hossa and Hasek were never on Ottawa together, Hossa was gone the year b4 Hassek came to town, Heatley and Hasek were together tho.

  • It's okay we still have Chris Neil! :D lol im an oiler fan but its true Neil kicks ass

  • The Sharks will again blow it in the playoffs. Heatley is a spoiled brat. He is lucky he is famous and got off on that little driving incident a few years ago.

  • At least the Sharks are GOING to the playoffs, Ottawa can suck one.

  • @Bloodfury96 Hmmm, looks like Ottawa clinched easily and can still win division. Wait... what's that sound? Oh, it's the air blowing through your head. Sucks to be an ignorant, assanine fool, doesn't it?

  • @StylingStyles682 vs the pens? idk, i hope so cuz i fuhreaking hate the pens and cindy crosby, but idk

  • @StylingStyles682

    "what's that sound? Oh, it's the air blowing through your head. Sucks to be an ignorant, assanine fool, doesn't it?"

    lol, says the guy who totally fucked up the spelling of asinine. go look at yourself in a mirror and repeat what you just said.

  • hahah this is great!!!!

  • Fuck me! What a shit show!

  • that cogliano kid can really fly hahahahaa

  • he was yelling about the allies advancing and his fall in the war.

  • lollllllllllllll its ok we still got chris neil IMAO

  • @choubakabra123

    hey did a lot against the sharks tonight...oh wait!

  • dany heatly is a fucking BOSS ya thats right ima sharks fan suck it jealous sons of bitches

  • haha you wont be so proud to be a sharks fan when the playoffs roll around whens the last time u made it past the second round? "WE GOT HEATLEY NOW" yea i'd expect that response from a sharks fan go watch basketball caliifornia doesnt know shit about hockey, heatley isnt a playoff performer,say hey to the leafs for me on the links

  • yea california doesnt know shit about hockey.... sure....

    if we don't know shit about hockey, i can't imagine how little that must mean you know about the game.

  • i havent watched heatley when he was senator or a thrasher, but hes a damn good scorer. fuck, he is in the top 5, and marleau is top of the league. plus there are no good basketball teams in norcal so fuck off. im hoping they pull a puck or something out of their ass this year to at least get to the finals.

    P.S. captamerica316, go fuck yourself.

  • i agree but but we've been better than canadian hockey for 5 yrs now and i don't see any canadian team holdin a cup either so bite me u cryin bitches

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  • then why are you cryin . I'm sure canadian teAMS THAT WON THE CUP CONSISTED OF CANADIAN BORN PLAYERS ONLY. It's your lie tell it any way you want. And i'm pretty sure that Capt. America was american not canadian. DONKEY!

  • To think that traitor who doesn't want to play hockey in Canada will play for Team Canada. It makes me want to vomit.

  • Where was Iginla last Spring when the WC were in Canada for the first time ever...Heatley always answers the bell for Canada...Fuck Ottawa!

  • Iginla is playing and living in a Canadian city every week! And then you have Heatley who doesn't want to play for Ottawa and Edmonton but plays for Team Canada? It seem to me Heatley cares more about honors and accolades than Canada. He hates Canada, hates the place, the fans.

  • Heatley has a home in Kelowna...Iginla plays in Calgary because he was traded there from Dallas for Joe Nieuwendyk. I guess Gretzky and Bobby Orr must hate Canada according to your logic. Like I said, while Iginla opted for the beach last spring Heatley suited up for Canada (for no money) as he always does...Which is why he is Canada's leading goal scorer internationally .You must be either a chick or twelve years old. No grown man would be so hurt by a pro athlete changing teams.

  • Its true Danny Heatly is a selfish sun of a bitch!!!

  • The impending doom and invasion of Berlin and eradication of the Nazi's Muhahaha

  • He is being told by his generals that victory is not possible, that they are surrounded on both the east and west. His generals suggest surrender, he refuses to believe that there is no way to win.

    These are the last days of Hitlers power...... it would be soon after this that he would take his own life.

  • Awsome vid. Too bad Heater will be hating all the body checks coming at him from the Norris Division. Go Blues!!

  • There IS no more Norris Division

  • big fat fuckin' burke

  • HAHAHAHA

  • ya sens did, during lockout

  • We never had Havlat & Hossa at the same time as Hasek.

  • Sens suck . Who cares. Terrible fans ...

  • Only a Toronto fan would say that.

  • your a fucking idiot where are you from bud? fucking toronto or some shit?

  • Yea im sure you know about our fans... Who's team has not been able to do shit all for the longest time...

  • LOL

  • HAHAHA!!! fabulous job with the subtitles!

  • THE BEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN!!!

  • what i like about the sharks is that the goal for each year is to win the cup.

  • Er, that's the goal for every time who makes the playoffs.

  • So lets see if I got this right this is saying the Ottawa Senators are the Nazi regime and Bryan Murray is Hitler, correct?

  • The Farmers Branch police departmet making plans to find people asleep in their car so they can entrap them into a trumped up DWI.... Same mantality.

  • lol!! love this shit

  • Lmao "I could score a hat trick against Belarus!", Lmao.:P

  • nice job

  • danny fucken heatley YENNOW

  • FAIL

  • Hilarious cogliano does rlly friken fly though

  • wooooooo

    boooo

    HEATER IS THE BEST!!!!

  • This is the better than the orginal =)

  • go ducks. that is all.

  • Fuck yeah man!!!

  • lol

  • I live in the Bay Area and am a hardcore Sharks fan. We are stoked to have Heater. Cheech is all heart and not alot of skill (except as a shooter) and Michalek is a fucking tin man!! NO HEART! This video is funny as hell. Thanks for Heatley and this video Ottawa!

  • FUCK YEAH BAY AREA PRIDE NIGGA

    we winnin this this shit this mofuckin year.

  • No dude, I'm born and raised in San Jose...San Jose pride! The bay area and niggas dont have anything to do with heatley lol Seriously... Go Sharks! this is the most skilled sharks team that has ever been assembled...Heater will dominate

  • heatleys gay, he ll probably end up leaving the chocked up sharks when they lose in the first round again

  • I agree. Im a Sharks fan, but HATE Heatley. I hope he does leave.

  • good to see not only us ottawa fans hate him. He is such a dick. Not only is he a whiny bitch but he also killed his friend with his shitty driving.

  • Heatley is gay?...this is your reason why you dont like him...our youth is so brilliant! We Will See what happens in the playoffs but I have a feeling cheechoos 56 are gonna be out done by dany heatley. Heater is a beast, dont know why you would hate him

  • um, cuz hes a little whiny bitch that leaves his teamates and everyoen behind

  • lol but san jose always chokes in the playoffs

  • dramatic pause..."One of you can have my 12-game pack". I just fell out of my chair laughing. This is good as it gets. Thx inOttawa.

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!! and to think i just bought a third heatley jersey

  • this is from "Downfall"....see it, its brilliant...chilling look into the inner circle of the Nazi Third Reich and hitlers closest followers...superb performance by swiss actor Bruno Ganz...best hitler performance ever!! IMO.

  • HAHAHAHAHA!

    This is the greatest video ever. Fantastic job.

  • this is beyond brilliance

  • Yah like whats up with his fucking Ferrari?? Now that he has move to San Jose does that mean the Amerian sentence kick in and this means he has to drive a 6 cylinder car that doesn't go over 80 kpm (our Canadian version of like 1000 mph ? Regardess this fucker has some mental problems.

  • LOL 80 kph is like 50mph. Either way, though, Heatley shouldnt drive.

  • awh man. i thought the belarus comment was funny. don't be hating. i just love team canada.

  • It's ok man, We've got scoring balance now. Look at the ducks? they didn't have an all-star team, but they won the cup, Keep the faith man! Go Sens!

  • THis video is fuuckin hilarious, hope HEATLEY GETS EATEN BY A SHARK YOU PRICK

  • LOLL @ Chris Neil part !!

  • blehssed - what are you a fucking Nazi?? This is hilarious - good job whoever made it. I especially liked the fat fuck Brian Burke part! Hey seriously - does anybody know if Heatly still have to drive a car the doesn't go over 100 mph - (part of his sentence from the accident)? Almost forgot about that - little prick should be more humble - oh well he told Atlanta where to go after they supported him after his accident so Ottawa shouldn't feel bad - San Jose - you are getting an 'Avery' haha

  • Atleast ottawa gets some more secondary scoring....

  • Hey, Ottawa doesnt need slackers like Heatley. We are glad to let him go.

    Next to go from Ottawa has to be Spezza. Guy is a farce, skates hard for the puck but when he gets there he doesnt even fight for it, just lets the other guy take it so he doesnt chip a nail.

    But Brian Murray is in love with Spezza so i dont think he will be traded any time soon.

  • i hope your not fuhr on hfboards because that was the dumbest thing i've ever heard

  • what is hfboards ????

    N brian murray does like spezza thats why he signed him to that ridiculous contract. N if u watch spezza play, he is exactly how i described him. So what exactly did u find dumb about the comment (just curious).

  • hfboards is a forum where people talk about hockey, and what was ridiculous about what you said was that A. you don't have any sort of grammar. B. not only is spezza probably the future captain of the team but this off season he has shown an incredible amount of leadership/ loyalty to the team. spezza is the one of the future assets to this team and he's not leaving, mistakes can be adressed considering everyone last year sucked so to you shouldn't that mean everyone should leave?

  • is you serious?

    hfboards is where everything is at.

  • Everyone loves people like spezza and heatly just because they have some good moments. I personaly dont like either of them because i like people that work hard they are just lazy. People like mike fisher are what makes hockey.

  • @shtdisturbance volchekov's play i like,always makin hits,and good block shots.

  • Yes exactly people like volchekov i would like to see someone like spezza work as hard as him.

  • Welcooooome to San Jose!

  • welcome to san jose dany!

  • it's okay. we still got Chris Neil. hahahaha

  • Finally Heatley has been traded!

  • hitler makes a very good point haha

  • As a sharks fans , BEST MOTHA FUCKING TRADE EVER. Sad for the cheecho fans

  • i know i really liked cheechoo and michalek but heatley will make us better.

  • awful trade on ottawa's part but you cant really blame murray

  • Sharks got Heatley for Cheechoo and Michalek

  • sharks got heatley

  • who did we get ??? 

    Please let it be someone who skates, and digs for the puck :)

  • Hahahaha, funniest video in a long time.

  • LOL so fucking true, EMERY lost Ottawa the cup. If it wasnt for is 6 goals against every FUCKING GAME, we could of won....... Then that FUCK HEAD said to the god damn MEDIA that he should of been #1 because he got ottawa to the Finals. EMERY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH OTTAWA GETTING TO THE FINALS!!!!!! he is the reason y it was so hard. Everyone had to push themselves harder just cause FAGERY was letting Every fucking shot in the NET!!!!

    another good video 5 stars.

  • Emerys not a bad goalie, i think the pressure might have gotten to him. And lots of the Sens didnt do their best durring the Ducks Vs. Sens series.

  • ok He was Always late for practice, he misses flights (for games), He does Coccaine, n He clubs the night b4 a game.

    What their makes u think he is professional, Because he's stats show he was a bad goalie. This Pressure ur talking about doesnt exist, The Fatigue from him fucking around is real.

  • lol i had no idea : He was Always late for practice, he misses flights (for games),

  • 1:08 Gap-toothed asshole, hahaha that pretty much sums up Heatley right there. In between scoring the occassional goal all he does is drive teammates into trees and make the situation for everyone in the dressing room awkward by causing unneccesary tension.

  • what movie is this from?

    fucking funny! go sens! fuck heatley

  • Der Untergang / Downfall

  • Heatley is a douche, we don't need him in Edmonton.

  • Great video. "Don't worry, we still have Chris Neil." lol I loved that part.

    I'm a Sen-hater, but I feel for you guys, you deserve better than what Heatley is pulling. He's a disgrace in my mind.

    Have fun facing the Leafs this year, no more pushing us around. Go Leafs Go!

  • This season is going to be SCHENN-SATIONAL! GO LEAFS GO!

  • tthe lines don't fit in that well

  • 165 down the shitter lmao

  • Is this the same guy that played Hitler in Inglourious Bastards?

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  • No.