True marvel of engineering..

[Racecarlock]

Will a future version panhandle fliberulytes to flabble the blibbuular figonaprictal signornoflabulates to cause giblabulation in the yocraturactic hudanguloid keratcotoysinolacticular gublabbles?

[Racecarlock]

Does it also interface with a thyroidal choke to purge plantagenets from carboi?

[proballa27]

I was once a genius, until i took a Turbo Encabulator to the knee :p

[samvcool]

stark?

[runedragon1985]

WAT

What is this I don't even

Is this guy speaking English?

[cybersphere]

Self explantory really

[XxZ3r0c00LxX]

this isn't "off the cuff" as the video creator would like you to believe. this man practiced for HOURS to get this down, it was NOT improv.

[RichtheEvil]

I had one of them before most people did. But now I use a frammised rheostat. It's new. You wouldn't know about it.

[YuenchiLian]

Where're the subtitles?

[JacobSimms]

Did he say dingle arm?

[DudeDylanB]

he pointed at the wrong place for where the grammy's are located

[imakez4u]

Hilarious ! I wish this scientific engineer type would explain more things to me !

I was able to follow along with his every word and it certainly sounded just right...

[ctoon6]

just pull that whole thing outa ur ass

[briani4735263]

Did he just improv that whole thing? :O

[aerowindwalker]

I laughed!

[tonn333]

white Reggie Watts

[QwAdr0x256]

i am not an english native speaker and for me this video was like the the language in sims, auolapopcitor balablnecktor blubeering... asdasfadfadf lol

[Mcjaffa1]

@QwAdr0x256 hahaha im english....i understood nothing lol

[mattanon8]

I'm sure he has a long drawn reciprocation dingle arm.

[PassengersMusic777]

The only crazy part is that he actually knows what he's talking about. Must be a chick-magnet, of the prolongulated waneshaft flux reciprocation type

[CYOTE12200]

I've had a number of professor's who talk just like this!

[shadowsguise]

Magic, got it.

[sarangan12]

oh god, kill me please....

[22091989]

just like school :)

[Kendu72]

Lt. Commander Data?!

[yamahatyros2]

all I caught was dingle arm

[mickknutson]

Sounds like my C/C++ teacher

[YY4Me133]

He reminds me of Prof. Irwin Corey.

[ignatzRat]

What! I got one at Mr Transmission for 500 dollars!

[PileOfPiss]

wow

[mrjimmyos]

And I thought the thing was going to be complicated...

[crait]

Oh,that makes sense.

[stevecav1138]

Thumbs up if you actually see Leslie Nielsen's face while watching this.

[lpfaye]

@stevecav1138 I see this guy's face whenever I hear Leslie Nielsen talk

[Karlitox23]

I am sorry, what?

[oleche]

I remember i had one of those!!!!

[millakilla199]

He keeps such a good straight face.

[CorporalDirge]

Of course! It all seems so simple now! Why hasn't anyone else thought of this yet?

[BumperMorgan]

That guy is good.



[xGangrenax]

O.O Cave Johnson!

[DomDomDomDomsSpace]

Now that's technobabble XD

[gtrscarlet]

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! I *never* would have thought to use a reciprocating dingle-arm to counteract sonisoidal repleneration! I guess thats why he makes the big bucks!

[Dantai813]

@gtrscarlet I heard "ding alarms".

[mikinmontague]

LOL. Awesome.

[TheQuest2010]

Cant tell if trolling... or really smart.

[Invisiblefiyah]

@TheQuest2010

the sign of a leviathan class troll

[tekviola]

Yes, too "fiddly," as superhobo suggets. Goat droppings always useful for prototype.

[LDixon007]

I've been saying that for years, but no one believed me!

[hoiitsvanessa69]

so where do the skittles come out?

[ellegy]

I have the weirdest dingle-arm.

[MatthewMarkMendoza]

All it needs is 1.21 Gigawatts!

[timerider4]

The definition of technobabble.

[hakkai999]

Well he got it wrong actually for the reactive reluctance of the inverse magneto phase contrapulator is supposed to be connect in a series of inversely reactive conductors which in turn created a negative current which is passed unto the gravitational resistor array which creates the relative reluctance motion needed to power the turboencabulator.

[mikinmontague]

@hakkai999 ... add some Brownian Motion, say, a hot cup of tea.

[TheSwearingChef]

For all you non-nerds out there:

This is the Flux Capacitor. There was only one built but it's in the future now :(

[yourleaderDrChaos]

I tried to build this in my garage.

I don't have a neighbourhood anymore.

[AtomicDetailing]

search youtube for "Rockwell Retro Encabulator". It's Encabulator version 2.0

[jar988]

indeed shallow and pedantic

[skintigh]

Do your favorite TV shows involve engineers re-modulating the phase transducers to attenuate the field harmonics while bypassing the ETS conduit? Now you know who to thank.

[pcloux]

I just got lost at "girdle spring"

[oganchr1]

LMAO!! This "engineer speak" is a very close to several "bidness speaks" I regularly use in my "teachings." The person who came up with the idea is a Fecking genius!!

[finnb725]

i wonder how many takes it took him to do that with a straight face

[Darwinist]

@finnb725 That's the funniest thing about this - he just threw this out, off the cuff as a warmup for the actual presentation. Single take and you can hear the crew laughing at the end because they had no idea he was about to do that.

[danMillstein]

I knew that.

[benshki]

wat

[paulsenzip123]

I love how people make fools out of themselves trying to make sense of this when in reality the guy is simply throwing out various words off the top of his head. Fact is this video was made to test the sound and lighting of the then recently built set.

[paulsenzip123]

I love how people make fools out of themselves tring to make sense of this when in reality the guy is simply throwing out various words off the top of his head. Fact is this video was made to test the sound and lighting of the then recently built set.

[paulsenzip123]

I hope people realize that he is talking nonsense, but I like howxsquiffmanx tries to sound smart. This video was created simply to test lighting and sound on their stage. The man simply said whatever came to mind which is actually pretty cool.

[kaizer4519]

Engineering languaje

[jhpb93]

Does anybody actually know what anything he just said means?

[xsquiffmanx]

This is obviously fake. You can't have 2 spurbing bearings in a direct line with a panametric fan AND have a non-reverseable termy pipe to the differential gurdle spring on the up end of the grammies. You have to pick one or the other. Everyone knows that. This will never work.

[waksupi]

Apparently some are too dim to get it.

[Splintmat]

Turboencabulator. Type this in google and check the Wikipedia entry. It's an old running joke. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

[tgrx85]

this guy talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded

[CaseandAndrew]

@tgrx85 fuck you asshole

[pastyourbedtime]

whaaaaat

[Bint85b]

lol wut

[Dradoc]

Reciprication Dingle arm? I don't even know...

[Boxrag]

No doubt that the Rockwell transmission design has evolved the Heavy Duty Transmission buisiness greatly, but the introvertedly-propelled-gargan­tuan-industrial-propulsion business has really revolutionized the way we see vevodensities. You see, with the new indifilliated fuel burner, we can now exceed that of the synchronized grammiter's distance in par-secs covered.

[perdr67]

He sounds like ol' W., except not enough made-up words...

[crackorjackzors]

My mind is full of fuck.

[therealsuperhobo]

This is good, but old technology. No doubt it has served it's purpose, but analogue systems are too fiddly for complex modern systems. The functions of this entire machine can be compacted into a 3x3 box by exploiting the inverse refractrometric nature of the rotational velodensity of goat droppings.

[alanpro18]

@therealsuperhobo I beg to differ. It's proven that modern day's reciprocating photometric shaft-magneto powered systems are inferior to the synchro-turbo encabulator. Despite it's primitive-like inverted magnetic field coilings acting on the accessory gearbox, it's much more effective.

[Veloce399]

@therealsuperhobo rotational velodensity

made my fucking day

[Chosenwaffle]

@therealsuperhobo Yeah, I'd have to agree. You'd need at least 4 terratemplins to even remotely consvixulate the exomatic fluxers. Unless you somehow got wind of a Stein's Retrostater, in which case you'd just have to put the retractalator in the accelemetric capacitor.

[Johnny11149]

I am more of a kinesaesthics learner but with the auditory and visual learning styles it now makes more sense! Although not pedagogy it could taught through the Honey & Mumford theory of leaqrning although I would prefer Kirkpatricks model with added Triple Chrome Side Slappers for final evaluation.

[Bobofet241]

I've been Zar powned!

[Snowflake70]

I'll take half a dozen: 2 orange 2 purple and 2 off white semi-multicolored.

[Blargaldalien]

Reverse engineered, by Zarstar Industries, in Area 51.

[pwhite98270]

This goes with our story of the staffinator and the flugglepipe hunt.

[luweegy3]

This guy needs to put the pipe down

[sakbud]

I only thought I knew something about transmissions!

[koppadasao]

Did the government buy it?

[Wesley108]

I guess this is an inside joke within the engineering community. The "Turboencabulator" is a mythic machine that someone made up and the joke took off. There are several who do this script nearly verbatim. Look up "Turboencabulator" on Wikipedia.

[IvorBarry]

But if you can't generate 1.21 Gigiwatts of power, this won't work. You'll need a "Mr. Fusion" or at least a few ounces of plutonium, available, of course, at your local drug store.

[RubysRoad]

What are you all talking about? His point is clear as day....

[Muckknuckle]

WTF?

[rizzoangjar]

haha, funny!!!

[sufferpuppet]

Wat?

[jonnygouda1]

That's f**king funny.

[holytypeofshit]

lol, I like that guy. Can't understand him either.

[DrArbitrage]

I appreciate the sentiments in comparing this to Obama/Pelosis deathcare bill but this presentation sounds highly intelligent and there is nothing that sounds remotely intellectual about that monstrosity.

Simply overwhelming people with thousands of pages of drivel does not create a perception of brilliance. As soon as Pelosi opens her mouth she betrays her stupidity. Table Of Wisdom com

[sgpnc]

This is David Axelrod's dad.

[artdecolv]

All my friends are still trying to figure out what a "differential girdle spring" is? Is it made of whale bone?

[RasputinMcPunt]

Any resemblence between this device and Obamacare is purely coincidental!!

[Justlikewhippedcream]

President Øbama and the Democrats in congress could hired him to explain their version of health care to the American People. Making many people more happy with what they got, after understanding it better. Maybe helping Øbama to get re-elected.

Just an idea...