Chuck Norris is BORN!!!

[anonymous133711]

chuck norris was never born

[UnclePooters]

Now that'll work! check out my Chuck Norris shortie!

[coolravi2]

chuck norris was born from the big bang not from a woman

[TheDeltacody]

no wonder chuck norris kicks ass

[coquimontes]

hahahaha nice



[anhquangloon]

holy shit !



[TheDragonGER]

unrealistic ... why doesnt the doctor die at 0:22 with the first kick???

[TheGenitalica]

CHUCK ES DIOS, NO PUEDES HACER COSAS COMO ESA, DIOS NO NACIO NI FUE CREADO, CHUCK SIMPLEMENTE APARECIO xd... OK AHORA SI ME SIENTO COMO PENDEJO JAJAJAJA

[coopj70]

that was so bad it was funny

[TrentSki80]

That is so wacky shit

[ff2paladin]

Chuck's mom at the end was hot

[fa18chornet]

Looks, theres a Darth Vader's lightsaber !

[maxbarrass1]

Every one knows that the only person to give birth to Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

[mightyenhancedgamer]

THIS IS UNREALISTIC THE DOCTOR WAS ABLE TO TAKE MULTIPLE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS

[RSInitiative]

@aiinsaade the fuk.. you can read minds

[Pr0n4x]

@aiinsaade i tried to but then the negr0 came out ...

[stelloOonulini]

What the fuck was that?

[fgrsth]

chuck norris was born before his father

[Milistaier]

@fgrsth that means that maybe hes father is among us o_O teenagers

[Huminix]

Chuck Norris Going to You House and he will Use a ''Falcon Kick x 10000'' In your head

[leaosSsS]

chuck norris wasn't born. he just got bored wearing his mum for a custom

[saslubo]

Chuck Norris doen't have a mother...no one fucks with her...

[evilfangs]

Chuck norris was not born, he just choose to exist at that moment in time.

[sangbum60090]

Chuck Norris built the hospital where he borned

[123Ureadthishah]

Not born-> chose to exist.

[UCMGTWOClan]

thumbs up if justan beber dying brought you here

[TheGoddyman]

it is funny because someone put their name at the end. they were proud of this piece of excrement.

[Possemaster]

The comments are better than the video! XD

[Mastro803]

no he was born but then his dad disapeared

[Nikarampo]

No you dumbasses. Chuck norris wasnt born. Nobody dares to fuck his mother.

[rubikfan1]

only chuck norris can beat 240p

[TheUrbanBanana]

WTF But Chuck Norris descended from the heavens?

[maxanddave123]

step 1: pause the vid.

step 2: look at the dislike bar

steo 3: look at the comments

step 4: laugh and go to another vid.

[MrAqqles]

This footage is fake. You can tell by one major flaw: Everyone knows Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in. Duuh. XD

[izi199]

only Chuck Norris can born in 30th february

[allevis]

daft punk>chuck norris

[shevlovely]

dumbass, chuck norris wasn't born.. God created him on the 8th day

[EasySlip]

This happened on May 9, 1945...coincidence??

[CaliberIsnxt]

when chuck first came out, HE slapped his doctor and and looked over at his mother and said ''9 months....pfff...i was ready 8 months ago bitch''

[Threaceproductions]

fake... chuck norris was created not born

[fakjbf]

chuck norris built the hospital he was born in

[radrict]

chuck norris is stupid

[fakjbf]

@radrict HERESY!!!

[xeneidax1]

@radrict chuck will kill you

[p00per91]

@neronbey so true

[nikitak09]

No no no. When Chuck Norris was born, the vagina said: I'MA FIRIN' MA LAZAAAA

[komunalaa]

When Chuck Norris was born , the universe exploded.

[Potterhead2082001]

chuck norris was born a man

[hahavonfluer2]

this is wrong Chuck Norris was born in the house he built with his own 2 hands

[mebagtilay41287]

This video is not been Approved by Chuck Norris, whoever likes this must hide and run

[sashundera91]

Chuck Norris was born by his aunt, because nobody fucks with Chuck Norris's mother!

[tazzamillion50]

lol i laughed at the first secondof the video "GORRILLA NUTSAC"

[4tt1]

what is the song called?

[aiinsaade]

thumbs up if you are going to watch "how to approach a women"

[tehpwn3dlife]

@aiinsaade forever alone

[Unkn0wn1dentity]

@aiinsaade don't its thumbnail is misleading!

[Kelyuz]

@aiinsaade thumbs up if you repent to see how to approach a woman

[aiinsaade]

@Kelyuz  hehe yeah ..

[Kelyuz]

@aiinsaade xD

[GoogLf2]

@aiinsaade

Dont tell me what to do.

[firefox3249]

@aiinsaade Then thumb down my comment if you found a naked woman or thumb it up if you found a man talking for 10 fucking minutes

[hubert995114chat]

xD

[VayuPurana]

Chuck Norris gave birth to his parents

[ThePyrothehedgehog]

@VayuPurana Everyone is Cjuck Norris in Soviet Russia then, because...

In Soviet Russia, you give birth to your parents! :D

[lawyit]

when chuck norris was born the only person who cried was the docter...no one slaps chuck norris

[kataang2010]

Skip to 0:38, its the best part

[colebowl100]

omg morons chuck norris was never born HE WAS UNLEASHED!!!

[BlackRose07P]

@colebowl100 comment stealer

[colebowl100]

@BlackRose07P actually its facts

[Warpiet]

pink gorilla lol

[sami3219]

when chuck norris was born the dinosaurs dies

[Potterhead2082001]

@sami3219 idiot the humans came millions of year after the dinosaurs were arleady dead

[ininjablade2]

chuck norris wasnt born he was unleashed

[nrmc17]

chuck norris wasnt born from her mother`s vagina was born form his father`s balls

[xXCAZXDXx]

that WAS F##KING STUPID!!!!

[mrawesome12ism]

chuck norris doesnt say no. he shakes the world back and worth

[snorkey01]

Chuck Norris wasn't born, he was discovered.

[703511]

Stupid as fuck :(

[luisangelCP]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a father, no one was brave enough to bang his mother.

[halfgreekhalfturkish]

DRAGONBORN!

[closmartinez01]

Chuck Norris can hang from the wing of a plane while it flies arround the world

[IGGoooRRRE]

Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

[catshavesouls]

Chuck Norris doesn't kick you. He changes the gravitational constant so your face meets his foot.

[03canadianf5]

Did not Jest...

[psychotici11usions]

Why is Chucks birth not a hoilday? should be

[shimmeringbloodfeast]

garbage vid

[jman6866]

chuck norris does not swim, water just wants to be around him

[Joseph7033]

When Chuck Norris was being born he delivered himself.

[masonghodsi]

some kids pee their names into the snow... Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete

[AielloSoccer12]

stop with the chuck norris jokes hes not god what is he gonna do slam my head against the keyboa-fweahubgqei ccccccccccchhhuuuuuckkkkkknnnn­nnnnooooorrrriiiisssssssss rrrrrreeeeeetttturrrrneddddddd­d

[ChillyEpic]

@AielloSoccer12 how original

[TheSmileyGuyWTF]

@ChillyEpic LOL its the second most commented comment in youtube, firsrt one is a joke abowt a ''lightsaber'' or a ''red bar'' under a video...

[AielloSoccer12]

@ChillyEpic shutup



[WEEGEEISAGOD821]

lol



[k1ttyyh]

Lol, chuck norris wasnt born... he's always been.

[apfelstrudlOfOA]

Chuck Norris gave birth to himself

[ubicaritas75]

Chuck Norris could have exited his mom immediately upon conception but decided to stick around because he's not a homo.

[mrpushy88]

Does that mean Chick Norris's mom is super powerful? :)

[LizardKing97051]

There is 0:38 seconds of my life I'll never get back

[MichyMuncher]

@LizardKing97051 Good thing I skipped it xD

[mebagtilay41287]

@LizardKing97051 don't worry, Chuck Norris will will bring it back and roundhouse kick the up-loader of this video...

[mincraft4real]

@LizardKing97051 here you go: 38:0

[jilani111]

@LizardKing97051 if u wana save rest of ur few minutes dont jump to his other videos.

[Duffman8815]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

[legobro123]

I find that this is really stupid.

[TheChrises16]

He wasn´t born. He was just there.

[geoper2]

Chuck Norris was born before his father.

[jamit141]

que mierda es esta ??? que cosa mas bruta chuck norris nunca fue un bebe cono!!!

[neronbey]

Chuck Norris wasn't born, he just got tired of wearing his mother

[stash1now]

That was retarded like you!

[977816]

This Video was Disliked 751 times for being inaccurate by Chuck Norris.

[UnnecassarilyGaming]

chuck norris gave birth to himself and his father and mother

[BornToReact]

Every time the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris

[SuperNilsson98]

does your dislike bar has a boner

[joaqui2409]

I challenge Chuck Norris to cut my head off before i finish this sente

[xXdastardlykittyXx]

IF U CAN SEE CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS CAN SEE U.  IF U CANT SEE CHUCK NORRIS U MAY ONLY BE 10 SECONDS AWAY FROM DEATH!

[countryfan237]

@malimosh

Fuck you

[MalliMosh]

Chuck Norris is God's Father

[tigersfanatic98]

chuck norris remembers when he was a sperm, no chuck norris was never a sperm lol

[R3dTigerM40A3]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father.

[metalqueenofnothing]

@R3dTigerM40A3 chuck norris never lost his virginity because chuck norris never loses.

[R3dTigerM40A3]

@metalqueenofnothing xD

[Metalicalypse]

Chuck norris born with beard lol.

[6NK6]

@Metalicalypse lol

[fistfullovnails]

this is clearly a fake vid as chuck norris was created not born

[azerty7889]

chuck norris gave birth to his mother

[lukuntri]

Do you know why Chuck Norris has no brothers or sisters?

becouse no one fucked her mother!

[anthonypinball5223]

te art where the baby kicked the doctor in the face... lost it..

[czikita1717]

zajebiste xD

[gunawanfahri]

chuk norris is a twin son, but chuck eats his brother inside,.

[zivanin]

way thosent chuck norris now who his real father is,cuz no one will edmite that thay F***ckd whis mother ;)

[Klimyskillz]

This is awsome

[BurakTheOne]

chuck norris killed his father, cause nobody fucks his mother!

[oaleeBiH]

if chuck norris see this,he will delete YOUTUBE...

[gayninjamuffin]

when alexander bell first invented the telephone, he has three missed calls from chuck norris.

[FerociousSoldier]

I once watched Chuck Norris slam a revolving door.

[38spyros]

holy crap 666 dislikes

[Wickedgirlkay]

theDennisallred.........CHUCK NORRIS IS HIS OWN FATHER!

[Macaroniismyname]

what but chuck norris???

[UrbanSkaternotreally]

Chuck Norris buit the hospital he was born in

[SnikendeSofa]

Did i got Trolled?

[GameFreaks24]

Chuck Norris dosnt breath, he holds air hostage. >:D

[TheSonicGod]

Before he was born, he invented rap music.

[scaryhorrorfreak]

Chuck norris does not just piss he pisses bullets and craps nuclear missles

[SoulDalto]

Yo, Chuck Norris deserve a place on the white house!!

[ItsDisEasy]

chuck norris wasnt the quickest sperm , he roundkicked the other sperms to the egg

[nicktesla45]

@ItsDisEasy Not only that , Chuck Norris was Fathered by a Honey Badger on Steroids ! 

[cekinxxx]

am i the only one who found this funny?

[Perkatet]

@cekinxxx u prolly are

[brummetje]

Chuck Norris gave birth to himself..

[dingovory]

The best part was the purple gorilla.

[ETX53]

Fail

[victor7491]

Chuck's aunt gave birth to him... because nobody can f*ck his mother!

[skches]

what music plays in start and end of video?

[iPodtouch8258]

Gay

[DrBadass9696]

ummmm Chuck Norris was born in a small log cabin that he had built with his own hands ... but thanks for playing

[muffinmanfly1]

Comment Removed By: Chuck Norris

[9mizzle]

Chuck Norris is.

[TheGREATDAEonRS]

chuck norris is dead... deaths too scared to tell him though

[zyther48]

he wasn't born in a hospital he was born in a house that he built himself

[sillyflips111]

chuck norris doesn't beat death... he allows it to loose :L

[Sickling3]

Chuck Norris is dead, death doesnt have the balls to tell him hes dead.

[theDennisallred]

chuck norris is older than his father.

[hobolobo2]

@theDennisallred chuck norris had sex before his father.

[algot34]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad

[TrendChaser2050]

@theDennisallred

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

[cube101010]

@theDennisallred and mother

[MyDarkMuffin]

What the...

[AJBond916]

thumbs up if your dick is bigger than the people liking this

[sillyflips111]

@AJBond916 i wouldn't know i don't tend to look at dick dunno about you kid?

[ILOV33GAMERZ]

chuck norris's mom died chuck kicked lol

[math201i]

everybody knows that the big bang was the birth of Chuck Norris...