You can sleep when you're dead. Live as many waking hours as you can while you're in high school, because after high school you will get more time to sleep and your body won't even need it.
It is a closely kept secret that humans past the age of 19 only sleep for 3 hours. The rest of the time adults spend in bed is just a pretense. They are carefully mapping out their next day in a self-induced state of catatonia which functions exactly like sleep.
Until you reach the age of 19, upon which you'll start to develop severe (but normal) insomnia, I suggest taking controlled substances to increase awareness during the day and to induce a rapid, efficient sleep state at night.
Sleep is useless? These comments are full of fucking idiots
Zachdudeio2 1 year ago
You can sleep when you're dead. Live as many waking hours as you can while you're in high school, because after high school you will get more time to sleep and your body won't even need it.
ludwigious 2 years ago
It is a closely kept secret that humans past the age of 19 only sleep for 3 hours. The rest of the time adults spend in bed is just a pretense. They are carefully mapping out their next day in a self-induced state of catatonia which functions exactly like sleep.
Until you reach the age of 19, upon which you'll start to develop severe (but normal) insomnia, I suggest taking controlled substances to increase awareness during the day and to induce a rapid, efficient sleep state at night.
ludwigious 2 years ago
Wayde was here AGAIN
tegelpoca 2 years ago
cool ? \/
wolleysnapshots 3 years ago
i went to bed at 8:00 PM, and woke up at 2:00 AM. but i usually don't do that.
Trevie3 3 years ago
Who gives a shit?! Sleep is useless anyway...
BeechwoodSilasLang 3 years ago
GREG!!!! haha.
I love this!
danielleheyey 3 years ago
im in this!
chillnlaugh 3 years ago