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  • Cannon rush is noob! but description CLEARLY SAID its for fun!

    On the other hand, its even more noob to not being able to counter a cannon rush (which is considered a noob strat)

  • I wanted to see one making a reaver and come in your base to end this canon rush XD

  • gayest song ever.. fags

  • fastest maps = biggest noobs

  • you are the biggest noob. fastest is for fun not for noobs, and you dont understand nothing of the game. just calling noob everyone.

  • @alphardxyz you play on fastest maps, you are a complete stranger to SC.

    It's not for fun, it's for noob idiots trying to play SC and failing hard

  • @alphardxyz lol jokes on you "dont understand nothing" is a double negative, infers the positive

  • lol botleft had to go help botright cos he failed so bad

  • lol the bottom right failed.

  • c rush is for noobs

  • I will tell u why its newb, its because ur playing a fast type of map like that, learn tourney maps.

  • It's pretty obvious it's not a serious game.

  • its not newb fastest is only for fun

  • I understand its for fun, but a ladder player well not ladder im talking about iCCup or whatever online tourneys there is now a days, look at fastmap is for newbs. some may even play fastmap because everyone excepts it so much. from a person who used to play online tourney/league games, its newb that is why ppl call fastmap players newb. I have played fastmap its just not much skill more massing and go.

  • ...like they said, its for fun. they arent playing to see whos better...

  • wow zerg wuz cannon too LOL!

  • what's this map called?

  • Good job. I was laughing as soon as I saw the pylons go up.

    There aren't really "n00b" tactics, every tactic or build takes skill (albeit some more than others) and has its strengths as well as weaknesses. They can be beaten if you know how, obviously. Do you see a single strategy dominating the entire Starcraft scene?

    Stop whining and suck it up.

  • OH MY GOD YOU'RE A NOOB CANNON RUSHING FOR NOOBS!!

    Seriously, shut the fuck up. Some of us actually play LMM and like to have Cannon rushing fun on FMP when the chance is handed to us. So please, save the bitching and whining for people who actually fucking cares.

    Great job on the cannon rush. It's funny to watch regular FMP players get butthurt over this tactic.

  • fucking cannon noobs...i hate them...

  • Lol, cannon pushing... a typical n00b crutch.

  • Actually, in maps with close proximity to allies, such as Blood Bath, it's frequently used even in iCCup and high leagues.

  • you're right, it's a quite good tactic, the only reason i can think of that many people calling it n00b is that they are too inexperienced to counter it...

  • Lol, fastest... a typical n00b crutch.

  • cannon rushing on these maps are for lamers that can't play properly

    its appreciated on slow maps because of the high risk of failure, and the chance of being behind in economy

    doing it on these maps shows that u are a kid that can't take losing, anyone can cannon rush, it wouldn't damage your economy, and it's just so easy to pull off and win

    so, gratz on "rushing 4 noobs", the irony

  • Lol, people should learn to read the video description and understand what is having some fun

    I dont care abotu fastest really, its just messing up with people who plays it

  • pretty cool how you did that quadruple screen thing. also, lol quadruple cannon rush on fastest. wow. that is ownage

  • Automatic downrate for taking Fastest Possible Map seriously...

  • where else do you do a cannon rush? slow maps? its better to do cannon rushes on fastest plus on slow maps you would get caught

  • If a strategy isn't viable on balanced maps, that doesn't make unbalanced maps better...

  • can you go 32 carriers on "balanced maps?" No. Can you do it in fastest maps? Yes. Do 32 carriers own? Yes

  • Do 32 carriers own? Only the first time you see it. Then it gets boring. What owns is sneaking an arbiter into your opponents base and recalling an army.

    Any idiot can build carriers.

  • Seriously? Where!!!

    Oh wait, you didnt' read description like 90% of youtubers...

  • u dont call other people noobs when you pull a lame strategy like this, so case closed

  • i would be gateway rushing you rite now

  • hey man i think its a good video even if u didnt show anything to do wit sc i think it was well executed + i hate ppl dat comment bought der shite oppenions

  • learn to read video description

  • pretty good xD what's the name of the song btw? it sounds nice. at first i thought you were doing 4x cannon rush... gosu lol xD

  • Music: Krypteria - Victoriam Speramus

  • to xpg13x

    i cant wait to kick your ass in starcraft .

    West Blaze_out1

  • lol nice cannon rush and multi tasking.

  • haha I just did this with some old friends night before last.... hahahaha

  • HAHA! This is such a good video! I love it. ;p

    To all those nay sayers out there... U failz.

  • Shame to SC community

  • whats the name of this song?

  • From video description:

    Music: Krypteria - Victoriam Speramus

  • on fastest any rush is possible... its easy AND gay... cannon rushes are noting special... and you can only do it on fast money maps, which is why i play python...

  • what's the name of the song?¿

  • From video description:

    Music: Krypteria - Victoriam Speramus

  • Lmao the bottom right guy Got pwned

  • omfg, vs 4 noobs -.-" u can stop canonrush everytime ...

  • hahahah pwned :D

  • GG :D

  • if that happened to me, I would have shit myself!!

  • I haven't played in years, so my memory may be wrong. I thought that to build anything (excluding nexus), the pylon with covered power to that structure had to be complete.

    I see pylon go up and immediately after a cannon coming up. I remember that the cannon couldn't go up until the pylon was complete.

  • There is another pylon in range of the canonnon, so it was built earlier.

  • Sorry, I somehow saw something different last night.

    I watched part of the video again and I see the pylon was completed before the cannon began warping in.

  • cannon rushes are so fucking cheep and take no fucking skill

  • I take it you are one of those that doesn't read video descriptions/whine about "unfair" stuff in SC/play no rush 20/whatever

  • your comment made no sense.. please take course in logic k thx

  • only idiots cant handle the cannon rush (like you) thats why you got so upset

  • your comment is patently untrue

  • your patently an idiot!!! ive seen to many cannon rushes beatin. also LOOK AT THE DESCRIPTION IT SAYS WE JUST HAVING SOME FUN now if you cant handle a cannon rush dont say anything because we all know YOU ARE A NOOB

  • are you angry?

  • name of song??

  • It's in the video description: Krypteria - Victoriam Speramus

  • all the people who say its noob to cannon rush well listen to this: its noob to not scout and find that rush in its early stages, and the bottom right corner did a good job of discovering and stopping it quickly

  • well said.

  • We do.. They just keep producing them and then their team mates come for the kill lol.

    -~!SirLectro!~-

  • Like he said. Just scout. Then counter his main.

  • Fast maps are realy funny,but its not a real map.Its just a fun game.REAL maps are maps like Lost temple or Python.You can´t say that u are a progamer,when u only play fast maps....

  • Yea, like I said in the video description, that is just for fun.

    Who said he was a progamer?

  • NOOB GOLOUR :P

  • My people are the best in STARcRaFt

  • fastest maps are awsome

  • not a fan of cannon rush but as protoss i can kill 8 terrens at fastest possible map without building ground units (with the exeptation of probes) or losing a unit(i will be making a vidio soon so look out for it)

  • Kang Min, owned

  • lol hate canon rushing noobs

  • Not a fan of the cannon rush, but VERY well executed.

  • how do i make a fastest map?

  • Just go online and enter a game with it, you will download it then have it forever in your Downloads folder in your maps folder

  • yay unfitting music

  • Nice vid man i don't play fastest maps but still that looks like fun and you owned those noobs lol.

    And btw most of the people on this video commenting is battle nets community a bunch of fucking immature teenagers, damn they piss me off.

  • lol u good. 4x rushs. this is very difficult. Congratulations.

  • nice rush but...red ruined it xD hard 2 make cannon rush vs toss...crallux stfu if u can't escape cannon rush means ur a fuckin nub

  • you are making me confuse with you map

  • Cannon rush is for noobs. You suck anyway

  • fastests are for noobs in the first place..

    koreans dont play fastest. period

  • then play with the gooks

  • i woulda proxied that shit

  • gay music

  • I like how you did the 4 screens. nice rush

  • cannons-fast map=noob!

  • i woulda counter that cr n fucking tri n fuck ur whole team up word lolz

  • if you tried that on me i would destroy you and you'd just be wasting minerals

  • Quiet did anyone ask you? STFU.

  • btw i c rush all the time its funny as hell when you c rush someone after you tell them your going to do it to them lol

  • gay both maps are like completely different games and good players are good players on either stupid asses no fastest player is gonna get on slow and own and no slow only is gonna get on fastest and own how dumb when i started their was no fastest and i knew a guy that would c rush pro's into the ground on slow so piss off idiots

  • wow ur all newbs cannon rushes

  • hack money... lol

  • i can't fucking see!!

  • also for those of you calling others noobs, try Steal the Crystal with USE MAP SETTINGS, first few games will be a snap, but remember, only one person is allowed to win and you need to ally to stay alive, after the AI learns your way of fighting, that map will kick your ass to bombay and back...can get it off filefront, if your not all talk, that is...the more you play it the smarter the AI gets, no joke =D

  • top right screen had balls to go into the zerg side when trying that, lucky his drone wasnt jumped by like 6 lings

  • Mustve been great fun doing this, even if it is on a fast map.

  • fast maps are for gay, but the`re good to have fun, after all a good cannon rush.

  • I bet the other team was pissed.. lol good stuff

  • Epic music

  • The guy bottom right went against was the only smart one he knew how to stop that shit

  • ur right

    bottom right is a stupid ass

  • The guy bottom right went against was the only smart one he knew how to stop that shit

  • yeah.. bottom right sucks... lol..

  • ROFL the bottom 2 sucks

  • lol...fucking canon rushers...a good game takes time...not

    like this shit...this is no fun

  • lmao, me n my mates have been doing that 4v4. Fastest we wever got a win was 3:51. lol

  • whats the name of the song?

  • Krypteria - Victoriam Speramus

    It's in the description.

  • Stop playing fastest. It cripples your low minerals game, besides with all the resources available, doesnt it come to spamming instead of tactics?

  • I don't play fastest. Read the description.

  • Ok but can you agree on my statement?

  • Yes, fastest resolve around macroing a huge amount of buildings and is totally unrelated to low mineral play. A lot of deepnessfrom the game is taken away and in my opinion, yea a lot of strategy is removed. There is probably a few new one, but yes, only a few.

  • "a few new ones" means loading 5 shuttles with 10 reavers and dropping them all into the opponents base...

    besides that, nukerushes vs toss (with EMP) are little more common in fastest

    else its just some stupid massing of low tier units while some ally is teching to high tier units... yeah, fastest takes rly most of the depth out of the game

  • some ppl play fastest because it's fun to screw with people playing it just to raise their win rec

    I used to only play fastest and 7v1 zerg mass attack, but nowadays I usually play on hunters/BGH or some random UMS map

  • xD::: never seen a whole 4 player team rush the other 4 before, lol... best shit i saw, and it worked!!!

  • the hunters.

  • wat did u use to record this?

  • Video Capture: Camtasia Studio 4

    It's in the description.

  • what the fuck. you should go die in a fucking fire you fag. learn to spell

  • learn to spell you fucking retard. Zerg is gay unless your top 1-3 zerg player in the world they suck

  • AHHAAHAHAHHAHAA fatcamper i've never laughed so hard in my life

  • noob

  • es un noob ... =)

    ese rush cannon es factible ante un oponente de nivel bajo.

    saludos.

  • Hey. I hope you did read the description. Nowhere it says hat we are any better because we cannon rushed some low level players. We know it's not hard.

    But it was fun, and it's funny.

    Beside, you could use english like everyone, on videos posted in english.

  • excaza, he is askin politly, idk who toook away your green card but there is no need to take it out on Cynan...

  • Wow, be more of a grammar nazi, why don't you?

  • dude alls fair in love and war so its kool with me

  • Holy Shit but a bunch of noobs. Here's a tip for all yo noobs. Always check for canon and scout all players even if 4v4 to see what they building. See if they go def or offense so u can retaliate. Challange anyone 1v1! SC name is hell_yea. Holler at ur boi

  • Cannons Rush lol.. Nooblet ToSSpLaY if you rly think what u say, come UsEast my aka is DeMoN_KriXter and you'll know you talking noobish

  • nice at the video were we can see all bases

  • any cannon rush can be blocked easly, your a noob if you get owned by it. make cannons to block off the rush, bunk+range+repair is nice, or just make a few sunks.

  • Its kinda weird to see everyone call something like the canon rush noob and cheap and... since it actually work and just pwn so why would it be noob huh?

  • Because of the minimum effort it requires. But there's more to cannon rushing than just building cannons. You need to know good positions for you pylon, understand the risk of bad placement, and if it fails, your fucked. It's not a very viable strat but it WORKS and that's all that matters.

  • MUSIC PWNS. LOL

    Anyway, I don't get the big prejudice towards noobs. I SUCK at this game, and am tormented for it. But I don't hack. I don't cheat. I'm not a bad loser. I'm just not good. I still enjoy the game. Except when some bastard comes in and tries to give me a hard time. You know what? f*ck you. (Noob tormentors, that is)

  • I agree. But I see a difference between newbs, those that know that aren't good and want to improve, and noobs, who thinks they are better than everyone but obvisouly aren't.

  • No worries, people who call you noob are usually either noobs themselves or are picked on in real life and need to pick on other people on the internet.. sad but true :\

  • LOL, I already knew that. But it can be hard to make them STFU.

  • To each and everyone flaming about how "gay" or "noob" cannon rushing is.. please.. he said this was for fun and the guy doesn't play fastest on a regular basis.. this video was obviously made for entertainment purposes but of course, all the SC egos have to butt in..

  • Voice of wisdom

  • why fastest?

  • Cannon rush is gay a-ss hell why do u even do that people only do that when they are scared..

  • i dont see whats wrong with cannon rushing

  • Wow, cannon rushes, you guys are so pr0. Lmao Noob cannon rushing isn't something to be proud of.

  • Ahhaa that woulda pissed me off so much

  • fastest maps have different strats than normal maps... example.. RICH ZERG lol

    also, dont need to expo

    but cause of that, fast tech

    so ull reach late game faster

    so in the end....it all comes down to the player, and thats starcraft!

  • n/m just saw the description hahah =)

  • lol nice what kind of desktop recorder do you use???

  • cool, i wish i was as good...eh..

  • your ennemies were pretty noobs -_-

  • fmp player suck, deal with it

  • its not for noobs, i said its instrategic...

  • How can you guys say fastest maps are for n00bs 1st of all its all equal so its still hard yu just gotta know what you doing 1st of all

  • it is for noobs other maps are equal also but fstest maps you can never run out of minerals when ur army dies uget somuch money you justmake a new army in like 1 minute so thees pretty much no stradegy no more

  • There still equal u gotta build the better army, U and them have mostly unlimitied everything so its not like you have unlimited and they dont, U see still equal, its like the saying.. Is it Half Full or Half Empty? same thing

  • doesnt matter if theyre equal it still takes the stradegy away from starcraft cuz u can do n e thing without losin money

  • Hey Fa$te$t maps are unequal. Just play my Brother. even Cannon Rushing him NEVER works. ......yeah

  • k whats his name =P

  • his username is dumb[azz] @ us west.

  • ur brother can fucking suk my dick he plays on the fucking west?! wat a noob go tell that fucker to play on the east side theyll fuck him up especially on zctour HA what a noob ur brother is

  • ur brother can fucking suk my dick he plays on the fucking west?! wat a noob go tell that fucker to play on the east side theyll fuck him up especially on zctour HA what a noob ur brother is

  • what makes you so sure hes a noob on West? have you played him yet? jeez chill out you shittalking fudgepacker

  • Sorry Nasfaru, I removed you comment by accident.

    (It was: micro money AND macro. as for fastest, its just overaccentuated macro with EXTREMELY easy sabotage of resources, all the workers are stacked together. so i'll ask YOU. what's "skill" in fastest. )