Audi R8 PPI Razor GTR, Ferrari Crash - Fast Lane Daily - 05May09

[educortazarc]

bmw has the coolest signature grill

[brarjassa]

hey man my bithday is on october 14 can i please get and shout out please....and i love ur jokes derk d

[rapandrnb]

my borthday is the 18 of october loll

[to500mo]

Yay HQ

[netpolice151]

now that deker has mellowed down i will start watching fastlane daily again....before he was trying to be wacky which i find annoying and i cant finish watching his videos...now i think hes ok

[henks82]

who gives a shit asshole

[BazzerBass]

my dad have a r8 :)

[AnciuleddoGeraci]

o ma sono l'unico italiano a commentare sto video??cmq poteva parlare meno e far vedere + cs..

[eatdirt13]

Ahhh I hate it when i click an interesting looking video, then it turns out to be this! These presenters are podium bell ends!

[musashi1865]

why does everyone hate derek

[dchizach]

what is the name of the opening song?

[911gt333]

0:16 e36 m3;-)

[IShallTellYouWhat]

'For the win' and 'fail' are new computer colloquialisms invented for inadequate Internet nerds to help them feel all powerful in a world that doesn't let them go out of their bedroom because it thinks they stink.

'For The Wimps' is only funny for the wimps. Don't say 'For The Wimps' anymore wimps. Saying 'For The Wimps' only reinforces that racist belief that nerds can't be funny. Don't do it, nerds.

[hcclaudiu]

views for the win, that was Derek's first funny joke so far

[MrJoan2333]

ilove the car at the beginning

[jorgeplayer14]

You guys are goooood!

[player1vladimir]

M.......... magic

[77LT]

///M POWAAA!

[supercarfreek]

car porn so hot

[EeZee360]

Hmmm loved the car porn at the beginning. I miss BMW of old, before Bangle ruined their look

[mike1the1great]

e46 ftw ;)

[MetalSanke]

Dude Shut up. Theres nothing wrong with Bangels beemers

[mike1the1great]

what?... i LOVE e92 and the latest bimmers.. i jsut think the e46 is the best i own one whit my brother as our summer car, cabrio

[dannnn94]

That was a cool video at the beginning.

[Teezythadon]

did Derek piss his pants? lol

[killa268]

why would you look at his crotch to find out? !

[driftnut56]

that was a really commercial at the beginning!

[t3chpanda]

thumbs up with the car porn!

[AWDfreak]

Agreed. Some great M Power pr0n...

LOL

[mickvk]

Thanks for another great show FLD.  You rock.

[newengland72]

Tecate!

[seau2007]

This is a good attempt at exotic car info. Great idea but high school level execution and poor copy. Although he scores high in the "ham" category. Hire someone who has more video appeal.

[Colleptic]

FLD is car info in general, not just exotic...

[comedicd]

you fail

[fockewulfx]

WOW! what a great car porn!!! had to watch it twice! :P

and hey, i'd never expect to see Roland Düringer on FLD! :D

he had just too much cars, had not enough space for parking them at his huge garage :DDD

[xilverdragon]

BMW POWER!!! <333333

[piwright42]

Where's Austin Powers when you do the car porn bits? Don't know why I just expect him to jump out from somewhere.

[yanihluigi]

link to that bmw video anyone?

[77LT]

type in bmw ///m car compilation in the search bar and it should be the first video

[funkyfunkpants]

A slightly bigger A3, in a sedan version, sort of like an A4 then?

[firesquare16]

car porn makes me happy :-)

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

derek d? Derek Douchebag?

[c0c0asauce]

lol that Man*tide looks like a riced out zr1... think about it { car with immense amounts of fiberglass to make it look like something else? }

[RossEnzo]

Derek D is amazing

[kthankxbye]

Are you retarded?

[miglior57]

must be..

[Ludapower]

Where can I find a video of that BMW porn?

[Chick6517]

well i have to say that it is really cool to see there are people with alot of time on their hands to do videos of some crazy funny stuff.

[simonraya87]

car porn yes... you dd it's pronounced mow-dello

[Squabenphlaben]

Mmm... Love the car porn.

[bryanmc38]

where can i get this car porn?

[silver5149]

its not for you

[bliglum]

when are they gonna start doing these in HD??

[aleksitanninen]

I think people are just missing Alex ^^ Gotta take her out of the closet sometimes ya know.

[ayengomez]

One minute of car porn could be an excellent new section... specially if it is Vintage Car Porn.

[missionadi000]

movie makers are going overboard trying to make scenes realistic!!!!

[Hurling111]

I Love your show

[KiTTGTR]

Sounds like an action movie huh? Well, it is, sort of ... :D keep up the good work ;) .

[shoh92]

are you kidding me..........italians jock american motor to create a car thats worth $2.000.000 you gotta be kiddin me cuz if thats possible then ferrari might as well take the chevy volts electric engine and stick into a lamborghini reventon and make it lamoborghini REVELECTRON with the starting price of 2.5 millz

[175myles]

you just wrote 2 dollars and 0 cents with a lot of 0's... you mean $2,000,000...

[shoh92]

lmao u noe wat i mean

[175myles]

maybe..

[davidmac2007]

i've never wanted an m-car more, i want a bmw csl batmobile

ps, i hope he doesn't reinact knowing, although i enjoyed it, i did think it was stupid

[huhuu2]

damn you yankee the sedan version of A3 is A4.

[YTdds]

NOT

[MaxTv02]

i wanna drive the car i learned on again, i miss drivin that z3 3.0 litre... 5spd, roadster, custom soundsystem, OOO just makes me wannna go get one right now.

[ViperVenomACR]

BMW =  ///M POWER!!

[Greyfox404]

Wednesday? official FLD car porn day.

[iceman5815]

Save ur money and buy a Hennessey GTR600 or a Cobb GTR.......

[driftchampmo]

see this is what happens on stupidity!!!! yea bullshit,,,ok lets see...the RS6 has a bi-turbo SO WHY NOT THE R8!!!, DONT BULLLSHIT ME...;

[BunyPunter]

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBMW!!!!!!

[Altezza447]

Loved the BMW intro good work

[cegemo2085]

5 De Mayo. viva Mexico cabrones

[scruffy412]

How many ferrari's could Derek D drive if he could drive a ferrari while eating a sbarro Pizza?

Derek D could act circles around Nicolas Cage XD

No really....he could

[scruffy412]

We hear about the American car manufactures having problems and even the Japanese manufactures are having some problems...but nothing about the Germans. So then we should all go out and buy a BMW M3.

[parichtang]

You hear nothing about German cars having problems because you haven't heard about them. Duh. No car is perfect and I doubt German cars are problem free. Any company's cars will have problems. The difference is how much and when? Unless some people have owned so many cars from many countries, they are in no position to comment on how much problems certain cars have or how comfortable each one feels more than another. But based on reputation, Japanese and German cars are the most reliable.

[scruffy412]

Dude you took it way way way too seriously.

I was talking financial first off and i'm not reading all that without cliffs.

[monarchthug]

the BMW porn was the best i almost had to change my pants

[Hewhosmokeswomen]

I gotta admit, Derek D is a douche, but lately they've been doing a lot of funny stuff on FLD. Keep it going guys!

[pickertr0]

You guys are gay. You just don't get his sense of humor

[2200honda]

loved the porn

anyone know the url to that bmw vid?

[KSGixxer76]

I don't know how or why I noticed this but Derek, damn it, you wear the same damn belt almost every day. I hate that damn white belt, either wear a different color or stop tucking in the front of your shirt....actually just stop with the tucking and go full un-tucked.

[cbremer83]

Congrats belt hater number 10 million......

More car porn Please!!!!

[KSGixxer76]

I'm not the only one, that's good to know. Let's start a collection to buy Derek D some new belts. Oh and yes, more car porn!!

[comedicd]

dude i have a lot of belts, thats just one of my favorites

[gregger454]

gotta give ya sh*t about something! love the show! Thanks for the CarPorn!

[KSGixxer76]

I must only notice the white one then. Either way it doesn't really matter. The show rocks, you do an awesome job, keep up the good work.

[hvissotz]

Derek D did someone steal your birthday? You seem like things arent sparkling with you today. Not that I care.

Btw, the montide has officially trumped bruce valanche as the worst looking thing to find lying next to you in bed when you wake up hungover.

[alb0chill]

damm, this shows too gangsta, keep it goin.

DEREK D's THE MANNNN!!!!!!!!

[megachris2008]

thats was funny your the greatest derek d.

[anthony6151]

I love BMW M GmbH

[Jeffieldmak]

why isnt FLD doing a thing on Bimmerfest? ITS HUGE!! comeon Derek D =(

[1STNA]

i thought it was gona say PORN at the end of the bmw vid hahaha....

and happy 5 DE MAYO!!!

[opi335]

cool

[wcstick]

i keep thinking the mantide's design should be flipped around. i.e. the front should be the back and the back should be the front.

[TheSUNGlassKid]

I don't know why, but every time Derek D punches off the icon, I laugh out loud. (Maybe next time you could shoot it off with a Nerf gun?)

[3rdvincetheman]

a sedan A3 would be AWESOME

[Josephalosaurus]

today is swine flu day in mexico

[Josephalosaurus]

dont drink carona its got swine flu in it

[olimpianzues]

lol derek said pp lol knowing he dosent have 1

[wcstick]

well done sir.

[enigmamonkey92]

the front end of the mantide is SEX

i dont like the fades dot grille though.

[iq3d]

happy cino de puto

[ozziebob]

The Mantide is HIDEOUS! I'd take a Bangled 7 Series over that.... thing.

[iraleecantellia]

I saw a black BMW 2002 for sale on the side of the road a few months ago. I wish I'd bought it. It haunts my dreams.

[mashimarro22]

mantide IS ugly

[44orty4our]

///M cars are the epitome of car porn.

Mantide.... FUGLY no matter the price.

[shahzaib234]

what happened to alex!!

[daackmpoy]

aweosme BMW vid and you forgot the Corona light tallcan and new Pacifico light... the best!!! x3

[blingicee]

mantide

man tide

man tidy

[flyjake]

where can i find that m power montage? It is soooo good!

[solarbox]

idk man its great though......if anyone knows tell me.....thnx

[XenoRacing]

"if we were in prison, i'd protet you in the showers. A+++++++++" ROFL!

[pieguy720]

Bad ass intro!

[gundamforever129]

Did Derek D ever get his car? and Derek D should have a car porn for him lol if you think about it. It leads to bad images

[Lesser0n3]

I'd take a Veyron and 10 ZR1's instead of the Mantide

[svo12010]

that is nice car porn derek d!

[mrsugiyama]

that was the best start to a fast lane daily video

[andruxa1]

Thank you FastLaneDaily for this HOT BMW videoclip. Love It!!! couldn't remember the rest of the episode. sorry

[SourGrey]

Sure Derek D sure.

[Brianistheman03]

I dont like German Porn. If a corvette is kicking a porsche's ass around a track is that S&M?

[cgtman]

i'd rather pay 2 mill for the 1-77

[efraboy]

thats why we call it car porn...it arouses people the way a porn flick would...except without the sex.... wouldn't you like to do that with any decent car...they both kind of leaves you with the same feeling of "dammit I wish i could f&%$ing do that with my girl/car!!!"

car por·nog·ra·phy: vihicular explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause car arousal.

[HankFidel]

Don't forget to go see Derek D do stand up!

[seroyer2]

there is no such thing a car porn, I hate that word (car porn), that is not what porn is.

por·nog·ra·phy: Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.

[Tonio31]

The Mantide

It's ugly and it cost 21 times more than the car it's based off. Why would I want this car again?

[rileybrigden]

I agree, it's definitely one of the ugliest cars I have seen in a few years.

[squanto273443]

i was just wondering if BMW ever constructed a v12 engine?

[snow1wave]

mc laren f1, v12 7 series

[Tonio31]

Also the BMW V12 LMR

[otmlb1128]

there's nothing like a BMW M car. :)

[mayinss]

after having a caguama (a gallon bottle) of tecate, im thinking i should get that veyron, then 7 ZR1 , 2 Z06 and 3 corvettes... just to have my garage full, just in case one of them decides to break down before that date with Playboys latest girl of the month...

[efraboy]

can anyone put the link for the complete ///M Power Porn vid?

[thegoof529]

i guess your hand is feeling better from that cement yay

[robertburkhart991]

yeah let me pull the 2 mil for the Mantide outta my arse lol.

[yoursweet]

VFTW...??? only 304 as of now. You my boy DD but this is VFTMFL's

[2112mike]

so let me get this straight. three 'FOR SURE' Mantides build, creating the Italian flag. but if they're going to be potentially 10 to be build, that leaves one unit out to creating more car-based flags. someone wasnt thinking...JASON!!

[darles1118]

derrick d is 4 foot 11 i seen him in person dudes a midget lol they shud definitely have a midget toss on fld that shit wud rule lol my shit hangs....

[MaeveTremayne]

hahahahahahahah. I agree with you. They should.

[comedicd]

dude AT LEAST spell my name right if you're going to hate on me, it's DEREK D...also i'm 5'7" fyi

[darles1118]

my bad apple fixed it 4 me derek d an i aint hating i watch religiously...also fyi my shit hangs

[flawns]

WHAT i didn't understand half the stuff you just typed.

fail?

[darles1118]

yea ur a fag

[Canonsnob]

best FLD intro ever

[Modena230]

id go for the 2 veyrons

[padrinoel]

mmmm car porn...i saw her control arms hehe

[MrJeff]

Studio looks nice ^^

[jose7777777777777777]

car porn today pwned

[driftchampmo]

abs can be your friend sometimes...but not really

[sspope]

That Ferrari had its traction control definetely turned off. Cause it's probably the most advanced traction control in the world and when turned fully on, it will always save your ass.

[arabrockerman]

too bad its not 10year old. Then I could get my hands on a s15. Could always get a 84 crew cab diesel 4x4 hilux though

[Dennnniswith4Ns]

Absolutely loved the intro! Not a bad idea to incorparate that into future shows.

[fantastiko111]

i liked the ///m collage, I wish more Americans would buy hot hatches that way we could have the focus rs, alfa romeo brera, renaultsport megane, vw scirocco and the S3 instead of some dumb 4 door version...fuck diesels

[sspope]

Whether it is a hot hatch or not isn't determined by the number of doors. It means simply a high performance hatch. You can have a Golf GTI in 4 or to be precise 5 door version.

[bottomlayer]

we probably WILL get the Focus RS when the new Focus comes over here (which will be the same as the "real" Euro Focus)

An S3 is also quite possible

we may even get the Dodge Brera

[torjusb]

that BMW commercial made me jizz in my pants:P

[tico6412]

5 de mayo jajaja

[bottomlayer]

I hope they bring us the A3 TDI hatch

[imking7]

holy shit i was thinking of that u will have 2 derek ds omg

[shinvergil]

Pfftt, 2 mill? SUu~re.

After eating a snack at The French Laundry, Playing stocks with Warren Buffett and lending Michael Jackson some money, I'll spare the change for my butler.

He always loved to play with European Mantises.

[gregger454]

There's that GAY white belt again!!!

[bottomlayer]

Dered D = white belt

Matt Farah = yellow belt

Mike Spin = green belt

Alan K = black belt

[franktatski]

there's that gay ass commenter gregger454, how bout you get off Derek D's dick...DD's got good style, F the haters Double D..awesome bimmer car porn btw

[gregger454]

Moped accident.........can't help but laugh!!!!!

[cusinndzl]

Some good BMW's.

[Jontenn]

lol, 2 veyrons, just saying

[itwillbuffout]

What's better that 1 Derek Dee? 2 Derek Dees

[cusinndzl]

3 is even better.

[iraleecantellia]

4 is a barbershop quartet. With Bob Shubin singing tenor.