Penguin fetches Newspaper

[nidoaussieman]

Wat a FEDASS working at FEDEX

[georgeande]

watching happy feet atm :)

[FBIRD70]

Just don't ship Willis through Fed-Ex, they'll break his ass!

[damaxterpiece]

a bunch of hot naked women serving me flan = )

[Mattulk]

Shouts out FEDEX

[Penguin619]

woooo penguins

[milczyciel]

for xmas I would love new, long episode, made in spirit of those old ones. Like that one with Gary Busey, or one where Willis proved Cpt. Chuck is real or "Gay for Esmee" Reloaded. Oh You know ;)

It's the hope that You'll make one of those again (once in a while I don't even ask for monthly updates) keeps me with You guys :)

regards and merry xmas!

[cisforcat]

It would be a tie between world peace or the captain's moobies!

[GG3695]

Damn I wanna party with willis so much he gives a new meaning to the phrase awesome.

Clip Critics Forever.

[idot1501]

I used to love this until i took a sceotum to the chin

[HyperSonicXtreme]

He should make me a sandwich.

[dancergirl]

The best gift for the holidays would be for my family to stop being so crazy.

[CreepyPixelGuy]

Man, I'd love a pet penguin to fetch MY newspaper!

[jaskbi]

Maybe the truth about how the universe is made and weather God is real, or ummm just a New gaming Pc :D

[MekeyBurton]

willis we all want that penguin.

[Jakzerstoren]

mah gawd... now i know what pet to strive for :) a pet that is also my butler is 2 awesome things in one!

[8bitPikachu]

I would like a half hour long clipcritics special!

...its never going to happen is it?

[RAMKING61]

The FedEx employee was later promoted for his quick exit and not dilly-dallying around like most of the other drivers.

[EVILTheLast]

I was in a warehouse shipping department 13 years ago. We called UPS the 'United Package Smashers'. But anyway, I don't think FEDEX is union, so this guy is hopefully fired and not collecting unemployment benefits.

[LEGOGUY291]

Whats black and white and red all over?

If you guessed a penguin in a blender your wrong.

[Kinglushkush]

@LEGOGUY291

a zebra having its period?

[VoiceOfReason7]

@LEGOGUY291 The Sin City Movie?

[KScharba]

I've had some bad experiences with FedEX, I will never use them for shipping.

[inspectertaz]

the perfect gift is a christmas tree with bacon burgers and chicken nuggets (epic meal time ftw)

[OreoLivesOn]

i wanna be that chick from puss n boobs

[chiciu]

guys I like you a lot... i was so sad when you were gone... i kept checking the channel for like a few months.... but i never unsubscribed!

[MrMister1227]

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THE FED EX PACKAGE IS OK-_-

[MrZoider]

Perfect gift - loss of verginity with a girl that I like

[clinmaan]

best gift is that seat from the puss n' boobs video

[mario8th]

best gift? Me

hehehe

[0Denkal0]

All i want for Christmas is a Fleshlight...That way when my girlfriend is on the wrag im covered!!!

[airsoftman121]

Asians and their pet penguins.

[eliopoulos97]

Who reads newspapers anymore? 

[JimGrimNY]

@eliopoulos97 There are still actual Newspapers made of paper still???!! Whoa!

[evilofevil]

THIS IS MY OLD ClipCritics XD is perfect!!

[marcus1234153]

uhhh....another one of zoron's songs?

[ClipCritics]

@marcus1234153 Do you have an idea for a song? I have been humming one about Skyrim for a couple days. Might be able to make something happen.

-Zoron

[marcus1234153]

@ClipCritics great then go 4 it dude! oh yeah how bout another fallout song coz the first one you did totally rocked.

[nigelk91]

@ClipCritics I used to write Skyrim songs, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[xkennyPLx]

Is the penguin able to do that with beer or TV remotes?

[somejackball]

that Fed-Ex monkey won't be a job any time soon, fkn faggot

[patmysterio23]

Gotta love black people

[iiimbored]

The best christmas present would be a short black male that started thats name started with the letter W and has a nice big afro. Non racist!

[thunderhayes]

OMG that FedEx guy deserves to get fired.

[Sergesedd22]

Umm.. I really need a new laptop so I'd say a laptop.

[Crestnutt]

I want CC to get a million more views on Youtube:D

[pinayatlove9]

I want a my hello kitty bookbag.:) on mt birthday.. >:) ( my b-day 12-26-11)

[GattiF50]

Lol.

[cokiesQ8]

I want , fuck it i'm not getting anything if i told u guys right ?

[ramdor4]

I want you for Christmas Willis

[ClipCritics]

@ramdor4 You better be a girl. -Willis

[jaiwook63]

WAIT!!!!!!! Did this remind anyone else of that fucking penguin from Wallace and Gromit Wrong Trousers thing?! This shit just got scary, penguins are to smart man.

[Tord176]

I like how Willis' Santa hat can defy gravity. xD

I want that hat!

[MrSoulsTaker]

Dear fucking Santa...

[robbie574]

Get Willis the penguin! :)

[ClipCritics]

@robbie574 Fine! As long as they sell them at Target.

~Capt C

[Garrison64]

@ClipCritics Google Target Penguin. You'd be surprised. lol

[luckynit10]

@ClipCritics no you will have to ship it fedex

[Chiefsplayr17]

@SuperPensFan87 yours was 9th...

[Chiefsplayr17]

I wish I had a pet penguin

[phillipsouter86]

the perfect present would be dianna *drools*

[SuperPensfan87]

8th



[thebatzinator]

Fail on the firsts...lmao. I wanna penguin!

[delajigsaw]

i'm the best :D

[DPfanvids]

That Fed Ex Man would DIE.

[mexican4456]

people below me are retarded

[undisputed4life]

No fuck you bitches. I'm first.

[RadDameon]

first!!!!!!!



[delajigsaw]

first comment :p