Jesus The Musical (He Will Survive)

[TheGeekyMusician]

I'm christian... AND I LOVE THIS VID. Haha, it made me laugh so hard! xD

[mrbollybigs]

ok the video is funny no boudt but the one who made this video will never be forgiving

[MultiSamuelson]

I want A LONGER VERSION - it's incredibly funny :)

[herewithoutyoubabe]

Epic Fail :D  ♥

[HuStLeBuniiie]

Something is missing STEWIE GRIFFIN COMMENTING THE ENDING LOOOL

[MsBrap12345]

dude im a catholic i take my religon very seriously but this is just halarious so shut up :P

[CelticXombie]

i thought this was supposed to be about comedy not a religious discussion

[OrtonAlexStrider]

christians kiss my ass

[OrtonAlexStrider]

jajajaja very funny

[2haye2]

nope he didnt survive XD

[TheScreenTimes]

its disgusting insulting Jesus inhis costumes is a sin

[kodomaster69]

@TheScreenTimes stfu idc if your christens but dont force it onto others thats a sin dumbass i hope you go to hell idc iwhat you do on your on time but dont force it onto other

[22MoneyMo]

im affended, because we muslims live jesus pbuh more than the christians, 

[fead1000]

Don't get offended people...that's not Jesus. that's someone wanting to be jesus. lol

[lamarybob]

hahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahah­a

[natylovehot]

for making fun of jesus that bus hit him soo thats bad

[22MoneyMo]

look how the christians dont care how this guys makes fun of them

[Ultranationalist941]

@22MoneyMo because they dont respect Jesus like how muslims respect Muhammad

[jeffrey74890]

@Ultranationalist941 no, we respect people believing in Jesus, if we don't believe in him, then we have something call humour!

[22MoneyMo]

@Ultranationalist941 then weres the respect

[ishaankhandelwal]

go to ishaankhandelwal

[jeffrey74890]

Judas just get out of this bus! :D

[Dragster1404]

IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!

[sMCCarthyTV1]

Does that video really take place in Hollywood?

[Alestorm117]

Like!

[laisfachini1999]

COM JESUS NEM DEUS NAO SE BRINCA!!! CUIDADO!!

[missnisky]

kmt, this is very stupid and rude

[babbagonusholushen]

Im a Roman Catholic and so are almost all of my friends and we all watched this and almost all died laughing!

[MrJonathansoldier]

does nothing, resurrected in three days !

[wdw196]

THis is disrespecful

jesus is a better man than you

:)

[LEEDSFAVE1]

@wdw196 yer yer no 1 could care lez

[soundmasterjee]

0:16  :D

[Acki122]

this is horable

[arf002]

So now christians have to wear a bus around their neck?

[likewatever100]

@arf002

LOL

[mauroxmen]

Unfortunatly, i'm a christian, and that happens what you do when you are just joking about jesus.... Karma is on god's side this time...

[fredfred12121]

Did He Really Die? The Man

[IsadoraI1996Isa]

que coisa orrivel!!!!!!!!!isso deixa DEUS cada vez mais triste...e nos tambem.vc tem q buscar agradar a DEUS e nao deixa -lo decepsionado.

[MissbAnAnA5]

I wonder how did they make this video ?

[Jamfoc]

lol made my fucking week

[juanrap000]

is true the end when the bus runs him over?

[polslu]

shrek

[BillieJolene1]

JESUS LOVES BILLIE JOLENE!!!

[MrSzilik1]

ouch! llol the end was a little depressing! XD

[TheGreenArcher1]

Oh my god why am i laughing?

[Dr3amerDaNnY]

HHAHAHHAHAHA

Die jesus, die!!!

[dormghost]

Seriously, I wonder, why would people make fun of their own god? I know this is just for fun, laughs and all, but wont you be mad if the person you look up to had been mocked and degraded? No offense (yeah honestly this made me laugh too), but there's other famous people in this world to make parodies of, so why pick him??

[JonasCullenDawson]

@dormghost coz he has a beard........

[dormghost]

@JonasCullenDawson right.....

[Froggyflippers]

omg haha i remember this XD

[Penguin23450]

i hate myself for laughing a bit

[MUUURP]

HA HA HA HA! ME AND MY FRIENDS LAUGHED AT THIS 4 AGES! I DONT MEAN TO BE HORIBLE TO JESUS BUT THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY.

[mk9fatality355]

Well i respect god and i know that he is real and i have faith but......... i cant stop laugh in XD

[ChiiyaOwnsMe]

0:34 the guy in brown jacket

0:39 the guy in brown jacket appears again :))

[jessikakashi]

q flta de respeto dios los bendiga espero no agan mas esto por q no saben con kien se estan metiendo q dios los perdone

[jonathanxxpxx]

When the school fence and there is a zombie invasion would put this song because I WILL SURVIVE!

[mztupaac]

OMGGG :S

[andreimam]

stupid people.......

[MrMaracecilha]

com jesus naum se pode brincar 0 pra esse clipe feio 

[Trybi1996]

0:30 Best Moment  ◕ ◡ ◕

[MrCristian1122]

buuu for video 

[Mixis161096]

Oui enfin ! j'ai réussi a trouver cette video, avec le son cette fois ! ^^

[JustinBieberSucks690]

i bet the people are really freaked out

[lamarybob]

haleluja

[Laugslander]

it looks teal



[TheAmericanforJesus]

Alright...I admit, I laughed :p

[wolferitzero]

this video is highly offensive to those with strong religious beliefs......I LOVE IT!!xd

[TheDaisuke354]

jajajajajaja lo atropellaron por gay

[brichcasa]

fake,...



[melonhead82]

And thats one reason why America does not have publice transpot XD.

[Lucifuhrerr]

Its like I want to look away but can't....

It's just so akward! XD

[arbiterg]

Hitler was driving the bus...

[NoNamedMedia]

@arbiterg More like Judas xD Fuck!... I'm gonna get so much shit for this -.-

[himynameisjaime]

That's hot

[CLICk000000000000]

This is blasfemy

[sterilizer69]

@CLICk000000000000 This is Sparta!

[05fifty05]

"I will survive..." - no, you wont :-D

[05fifty05]

I wonder if he can stand up in three days after this :-D

[alee94sweetgirl]

a l'è bon... a l'è bel! ahahah

[800kalig]

lol

[luis19gdl]

putos de mierda como ponen a jesus en esto imbesiles de mierda

[maestiprost]

This is blasfemy



[ChirpyCanuck]

@maestiprost that comment might have more effect if you spelled blasphemy right

[maestiprost]

@ChirpyCanuck sorry my mistake

[ChirpyCanuck]

@maestiprost nah no worries

[gadylauer]

que putos de mierda como van a ser ese video con jesus!!! poobre lo re escrachan ... por que no lo hacen con el diablo!!!

[YaTuberculosis]

Hey, it's Buffalo Bill from Silence Of The Lambs!

[MRSILVERblade8]

was that real?

[loquendo38]

@MRSILVERblade8 

[TheLittlemonster1997]

hahah jesus in the streets of hollywood

[TheCuteTwinxD]

I bet he shit his diaper when he got hit by that buss(:

[Boky505]

this is retarded, why the hell would you purposly annoy people like this?!

[CheeseThaGimp]

@Boky505 AMEN PRAISE THE LORD!

[nikosa1997]

devils this is not right jesus died for us

[cocolaaatje]

whaha, this is great!

Me and my friend laught till we died!

xDD

[melvinmaster900]

hey jesus is a gurl check her shoes!!!

[Tsukasa7Kokoro]

I will survive !!

BOUM ! lol

Le pauvre...

[jessdebess25]

this is soooooooooooooooooooooo funny

i was lafing so hard that i fall down the chair

:) :)

[andy28g]

This video is great for the fact that it brings all the Christians out and shows us how they react, read their comments and see what hypocrites and negative people they really are....."you're going to hell" etc etc...what a load of crap, what a load of wankers. Wake up Christians and take responsibility for your own actions in life instead of praying to a fictional godhead for redemption.

[marcovip1998]

stupidi di merda gesu e buono chi la fatto questo



[Kourtney236]

00:30 poor woman in the pimkis like WAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! But anyways this is hilarious!

[bekkabooxx]

i will survive... DEAD!!!!! HILARIOUS i wonder if he got sued for nudity and being rude to shrek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[msauniversity]

i am not christian but i didnt like this

[djsauron17]

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[djsauron17]

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[8gaspar]

jajajajajaj se lo llevo la verga... por mamon!!

[lightonsnow1]

Why does it say in loving memory we all know he came back to life three days later and did it again!

[Ashlee632]

haaahahahahahaha

[TheRealRareking]

bicth you going to hell you mother fucker

[yomemai]

very funny!:)

[WillismoEmpire]

Funny :)

[TheProStrike]

He reminds me of Jack Sparrow The Pirate on 0:27 to 0:31

L.O.L

[rajtamilloveschrist]

You Bastard vipersl!What harm did JESUS do to you to insult Him?

Even if you dont believe Him,what defect did you crazy animal see in JESUS to insult Him! He lived a life of Holiness, Love, Service, Goodness, Non-violence, Compassion, Human & Humane etc.For which of these do You crazy dog insult Him? Hell with you,damn!

Dont accept JESUS & His Love & Salvation!OK!

You long to go to hell!Go get damned & eat the shit & drink the piss of Satan lucifer!You illegitimate & illegal Pervert bitch!

[Youth2010band]

@rajtamilloveschrist

calm down! we're all goin to heaven! don be wishin hell on anyone! take it easy! lol! @TheRealRareking how dare you! if you dont have sumtin good to say that will benifit the rest of the youtube users, than DONT FUCKING SAY IT!!!

p.s. video is savage! lol

[tikifreakazoid]

@Youth2010band Wow. I can honestly say you are the first religious person on YouTube or anywhere else I've ever seen that could laugh at themself and not go "ATHEISTS ARE FAGGOTS".

Kudos, man. If more people were like you the world would be a better place.

[Youth2010band]

@tikifreakazoid wat? sry. im kinda thick. was dat an insult or compliment?

[tikifreakazoid]

@Youth2010band Definite compliment. 

[Youth2010band]

@tikifreakazoid oh right. thanks! lol

[tikifreakazoid]

@rajtamilloveschrist Jesus, man, you missed the point! This video shows jesus telling us all that He Will Survive, no matter what, and he loves us enough to put it to popular music so we can reach his message better. For shame, for shame.

[Brekky57]

@rajtamilloveschrist Judge not, lest ye be judged.

[MrFunnyboy1900]

look at shrek

[TheMoo96]

I will survive *woom*

[ZeJubjub]

One the first day, Man created God.

[LordScreech]

@ZeJubjub LOL ive actually never heard that one before!!

[CanadianStreetBaller]

funny!

[luzZ660]

No me causa Gracia en Verdd.. solO m causa Tristeza :(:(:(

[guio89]

@luzZ660

hay gente ignorante

[Emoroxmyway]

LOL LO LOL

[robocon2]

I wonder if the bus driver was Jewish?

[Jareen2]

@robocon2 No Roman

[o0Gabychan0o]

JAJAJAJAJAJA!!!

OMG!!!

JAJAJA I LOV YOU!!!

OMG!! JAJAJAJAJA

[GeminiNoArmando666]

no wonder he was crucified back in the day LOL

[DeKaDeNtHe]

ustedes mui bien mui mui bien (y)

[MultiCrashh]

chris chaslam!

[Mackeup116]

das ende ist scheiße

[handyklauer95]

@Mackeup116 das ist doch der witz

wo er sagt " i will survive" = "ich werde überleben" wird er überfahren

[Mackeup116]

@handyklauer95 sehr lustig

[handyklauer95]

@Mackeup116 jesus ist doch eh ein lagger

[robin18jordan18]

r u dunce

[infidelkillsalot]

i hope hes dead

[triplesnclan]

fuck you

[Necromasty]

this was so funny

[brusenigus]

otariiio "D



[TheMrtobisam]

der kann ja cool singen XD

[OrchardFairy]

Point of fact. If God didn't have a sense of humour - neither would we!!!

[TheNuker2]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i laughed a lot

god blows the autor of this vid lol XDDDDDDDDD

[DancingAmongZombies]

LMFAO!!!!! XDDD i laughed so hard! that was unexpected xD

[elleca12]

idiot who make this video making fun of god stupid! that really probably happen to u in future if you dont delete this video

[AttackOfThePigeons]

@elleca12 GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU SAD SAD BITCH, IF YOU DONT LAUGH AT THIS THAT YOURE GOING TO HELL ANYWAY

[elleca12]

@AttackOfThePigeons fuck you! go to hell bitchy freaking idiotttttt!!!!you going to die in a minutes! hahahha, when u step out of your door!!!!

[AttackOfThePigeons]

@elleca12 Look, if Gods so fucking great, then this video would of been part of his big wise, ass plan, pretty sure ive heard Christians saying that God works in mysterious way. Well here is one of his mysterious ways so grow up, learn to live for yourself and quit trying to force your opinion on everyone by putting these types of videos down when they are quite clearly, the works of a genius

[AttackOfThePigeons]

@elleca12 oh and just for the record its 3 weeks on and im still very much alive and kicking, God sucks

[KitsuneShounenAi]

@elleca12 dude seriously??why do you have to wake up roll out of bed and hope on your menstrual cycle and run everyone down like this? its called paradoy, comedy, dude god has a sense of humor, i am so sorry he decided to not give you one too, must have blacklisted you for being to uptight XD

[demon2foot]

This cracks me up^^

[ARSOSA14]

jajaja muy bueno

[littlelowey1]

everyone who laughs at this and the makers of this are going to hell

[ehhtyler]

@littlelowey1 Ehh, this is funny. I'm watching it again. (:

[sie1556]

haha jesus is soo gay

[thesydnilyn23]

ofmg where can I see this?

[itsmeCHLOE18]

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[aleczko]

I am waiting for the film about mahomet like this. Who will the first? No courage?

[demonhunter1904]

@aleczko Dude... I will go into partnership with you if you want to create a Muhammad version!!!!

[Adam102714]

@demonhunter1904 Count me in. :D

[BrooklynBros]

I remember when everyone had this video on their Phones lol

[itsmeCHLOE18]

i hope i dont go to hell 4 laughing at thiss !

[need4weeddarba]

Did the guy who really do the video DIE?

[MattBellamyRox4357]

@need4weeddarba no, I think he had wires that pulled him along (:

[babykakx]

wow... so many levels of wrong going on here... I'm Christian, but yeah... kinda funny to in a morbid way.

[szefunio96]

Za to cie kocham ameryko !!!

Mistrzostwo !!!

[elyuciuay]

IDIOTIC !!!!!!

[Dreamtch9]

its not right lets have a sense of humor with your mom

[haykondriyak24]

hahaha! thats funny... wrong but funny...

[aknutson11]

If you're even thinking about whether it's "okay" to think this is funny or not, then you still have some hammered-in kinks in your brain that you need to work out... The bus thing was funnier on Mean Girls though...

[keliynda]

po0rkeriaa!! ke falta de respeto0

[snowgal664]

wtf haha funny bt y lol XD

[TheEdson09]

Jajajajaja esta padrisimo y que viva iCarly.

[Yaraelrun]

fuckin Jew